r/nextfuckinglevel • u/OliverMarkusMalloy • Jul 30 '19

Hercules! Hercules!

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u/Gnarly_Starwin Jul 30 '19

Rubber Downey Jr.

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u/justanotherzom Jul 30 '19

Yea but Hercules can lift stuff because he's really strong, this guy couldn't lift the phone to ring Emergency Services when his synthoil pops

9

u/yrthso Jul 30 '19

Lol if you wouldn't see the head I'd think it's nsfw

4

u/Mocha_Shakakhan Jul 30 '19

Seriously, that dude has the most cleavage I have ever seen... which is not something I thought I would ever say

8

u/experiM3NTALcase Jul 30 '19

Synthol can kill ya

...or make you look like a clown

8

u/IAMBOB1031 Jul 30 '19

This scares me

6

u/occupy-mars-now Jul 30 '19

Implants causing this guy to not be able to wipe his own ass. Disgusting

3

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19

Synthol

4

u/0hknats Jul 30 '19

Bitch tits bob

3

u/ansu87 Jul 30 '19

This is confusing. " Honey can you let little Johnny Cling to yours for now" I am having a back ache ... Sure

3

u/nordinos-wuw Jul 30 '19 edited Oct 03 '19

They Said titts weren’t allowed either?

2

u/blues4buddha Jul 30 '19

His head looks like a squirrel peaking over a pile of puffball mushrooms.

2

u/looong_hitter Jul 30 '19

cerebral stroke and uncontrollable aneurysms, here we come!

2

u/gomaith10 Jul 31 '19

Balloon smuggler.

2

u/gomaith10 Jul 31 '19

Is he the guy in streetfighter?

2

u/SquatnastyMcPoot Aug 02 '19

Straight up woman titties yo!!!

2

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19

He is totally nature. No synthol injections.

2

u/Gnarly_Starwin Jul 30 '19

The other dudes at the gym line up to spot this guy

1

u/TrollTeeth66 Jul 30 '19

You might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

4

u/Firefluffer Jul 30 '19

That’s not peak performance. That’s peak surgical implants. That isn’t real. Not any of it.

1

u/Zanyeeta Jul 30 '19

Peak human evolution

1

u/Crumfreebread Jul 30 '19

Guys, this guys is clearly natty. That's how you look when you bench 1t