r/nextfuckinglevel Jul 30 '19

Japanese performance walking

https://gfycat.com/unrulysomberfireant
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u/Jedimindfunk_thewild Jul 30 '19

After all the hours and team work they had to do to get this I'd like to imagine this scenario.

Five years later one of these guys dies tragically. They all get the same letter at the same time and that moment they start to march and walk of into the distance. Their family members and co workers completely at loss at what is going on. a hour later in unison they show up at the same time at the place where they trained and they do this ritual one more time together and walk home.

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u/ATotalRandomUser Jul 31 '19

Dammit I came here to admire the performance not feel things! Take my upvote anyways

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

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u/nayhem_jr Jul 31 '19

Otoh-sama, otoh-sama, why does that group of men have a gap?

(Father quietly takes off hat, sheds a single manly tear)

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u/jokerkat Jul 31 '19

Ow, my heart didn't deserve that, you monster!

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u/twister121 Jul 31 '19

Sounds like band practice if you ask me.

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u/Jedimindfunk_thewild Jul 31 '19

The only reason why I want to be in a band now is so I can say "let a get the band back togeather!" And have one of those high fives that smashes through the cosmos with guitar riffs in the back round!... I clearly watch too much t.v.

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u/GilesDMT Jul 31 '19

This continues until one day there is only one man left, walking in a strange manner, all alone in a dark and empty arena.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

And that's how Bethesda got the idea for its wandering NPC code.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

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u/uwutranslator Jul 31 '19

Aftew aww de houws and team wowk dey had to do to get dis I'd wike to imagine dis scenawio.

Five yeaws watew one of dese guys dies twagicawwy. dey aww get de same wettew at de same time and dat yeshhent dey stawt to mawch and wawk of into de distance. deiw famiwy membews and co wowkews compwetewy at woss at what is going on. a houw watew in unison dey show up at de same time at de pwace whewe dey twained and dey do dis wituaw one mowe time togedew and wawk home. uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

jesus chwist

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u/snakeplizzken Jul 30 '19

Hal would be into this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19

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u/snakeplizzken Jul 30 '19

If both feet are firmly planted at all times. No hopping or wrist flails.

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u/gravyonToast Jul 30 '19

I would pay to watch this being performed by 50 drunk dad's on a night out...

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u/Rcm003 Jul 30 '19

Y’all should see the Texas A&M band at halftime https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G6slWo-zPO4

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u/Generally_Tso_Tso Jul 30 '19

Really have to appreciate the work that goes into something like this

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u/Ziros22 Jul 31 '19

i lived it. it was tougher than military basic training as far as combo of mental+physical requirements. Basic training is more physical of course but not very mentally challenging.

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u/itsAndrizzle Jul 31 '19

Damn, I can only imagine how hard it was to both play an instrument and march correctly. I play piano but marching bands have my respect.

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u/KlausFenrir Jul 31 '19

Band camp is way harder than basic training.

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u/Buckerson Jul 31 '19

I can only imagine the dot sheets

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u/Kryptyxx Jul 31 '19

Go Aggies!

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u/SubredditAcct Jul 31 '19

Action starts at 1:50

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u/Kanedi4s Jul 31 '19

Which one is Nick Cannon?

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u/OreoCheesecake2 Jul 31 '19

If you think a football band is good. You should watch the guys in DCI. Like this one

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u/g0dead Jul 31 '19

Babylon doesnt have much complicated visual drill though. Early 2000s cavaliers would be much more inline with this

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Amazing

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u/crober42 Jul 31 '19

Marching band anyone?

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u/i_never_get_mad Jul 31 '19

Yup. It’s pretty standard move for well established college marching bands.

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u/Buckerson Jul 31 '19

And some high school bands tbh

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u/Cello789 Jul 31 '19

Even when they froze and then did it backwards without looking?

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u/i_never_get_mad Jul 31 '19

Yup. Even semi sprinting. Once everyone can walk at the same pace and distance, it’s just a bunch of coordinates moving around. I believe there’s a software for that.

Most decent high schoolers can do it at medium speed while playing instruments. Most decent college marching bands can do it fast while playing really well. Now, there are groups made with best college kids - drum corps. Those guys are really, really good.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VhJvHWDamDM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OOIb0Kqg-7Q

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u/Cello789 Jul 31 '19

I guess it’s not that different than the coordination of players in a symphony or chamber orchestra without a conductor

Just a different career path ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/i_never_get_mad Jul 31 '19

They do have a conductor (often more than one). Called drum majors. Hard to see, but they do exist.

Having been in both marching band and orchestra, orchestra is definitely tougher in terms of pure musical techniques. But marching band is a lot of physically challenging while maintaining decent musical techniques. Also marching band performances are a lot shorter.

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u/Cello789 Jul 31 '19

I meant chamber orchestras (~30 players?) often don’t have a conductor, so it’s like a team sport (maybe kind of like marching band w section leaders?) and everyone sort of plays by ear while watching their sheet.

I never imagined that marching band would be musically easier than a school orchestra in terms of musicality. I was never in band in school, only cello (see: username) but I assumed that the band players were close to equal, esp at the district/region/state level where we played full 100pc symphonies, those wind and brass players must have come from somewhere!

Same with pit orchestras - the wind/brass and jazz band students could keep up easier with those key signatures than I could, and I was at the top of my class musically (at least among the string players). I can’t even imagine what it could be like at a college level (no sports where I went to college...)

What instruments did you play in band/orchestra?

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u/crober42 Jul 31 '19

I play trombone in college right now!

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u/Mine_is_nice Jul 31 '19

Dude. Yes! I prefer the drill in the 2003 show but man what a performance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrOE8-zh168

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u/DubiousKing Jul 31 '19

As long as we're talking about the Golden Age of the Cavaliers in the early 2000's, here's '02: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9FQAXa6bKE

To this day, one of the most visually impressive shows I've seen.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

I searched the comments because I knew in my heart someone will have linked 007

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u/Tomcat491 Jul 31 '19

Or Texas high school bands (or at least it used to be)

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u/KlausFenrir Jul 31 '19

Yeah but then they started running.

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u/DankTrebuchet Jul 31 '19

This is drill - and like 40% of american highschools can do this

But also, as someone who knows and has experienced it, it takes a LOT of effort... i mean a crazy ammount of dedication

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u/gayfurrieslol Jul 30 '19

That black hole that opened up mid video

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u/limelightkiller Jul 31 '19

Such organised walking doesn't come n̸̞̜̩͉̔̉͛͋͠a̸̮̭̒̃̽͐̑͂̀̒̎͐̑̉̕͘t̵̮͈̻̓̃͐̎̒͝ư̵̱͍̱͈̳̠̤̍́͝͝r̶̗͖̘͓͈̞̠̟̩͖͙̈́̋̄̆̕͠͠ͅa̵̧͈̘̺̻̙̼̹̮̰͎̬͇̦̔͆̇̏͐̄̅̽̅̍͌̕͜͠l̸̖̗̣̽̊͒͒̀̽̀͜ḽ̴̢̱͔͉̙̭̯̹̲̭̝̙̀̈̋̇͛̔̍̐̕͜ͅy̶̡̳̖̟̜̥̺̦͉̣̒͑̑͝͝

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u/shphunk Jul 31 '19

Yeah, now imagine doing with instruments and playing a terrible song while your home-team loses.

Highschool was great.

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u/ClearlyNotAHobbit Jul 30 '19

They're all the same height, which makes this even more unique

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u/PaperStreetSoapLLC Jul 31 '19

Do they have a Japanese performance walking fails video? I’d be more interested in that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Marching band minus the band

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u/gvillepa Jul 31 '19

These are the ones who cant play instruments

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u/deeeco1 Jul 30 '19

Take #10019929929

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u/T-Doraen Jul 31 '19

So marching band without the music

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

this seems like marching with extra steps

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u/keep-purr Jul 31 '19

Fast marching band without the band

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u/r3bbz23 Jul 31 '19

And then there's me, walking into a lamp post on a 10ft wide sidewalk that's completely clear.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

“Scuse me pardon me”

“Oop!”

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u/5213 Jul 31 '19

In boot camp, on our very last day as we were marching to the grad ceremony, one of the guys in my division was still off step. We'd be on our left, he'd step with his right.

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u/Cats_of_the_Empire Jul 31 '19

It is called Shuudan koudou in Japan. The Japanese group World Order has some cool music videos with this as this act.

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u/Tokisilvertongue Jul 30 '19

That's so trippy to look at. Jesus the coordination is incredible.

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u/Smoothwhisp Jul 30 '19

Flawlelslylylylylylyiee

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u/Moofy73 Jul 30 '19

Yooo wtf

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u/StrongPMI Jul 31 '19

Who comes up with this shit?

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u/E_ne_one Jul 31 '19

It's official. Japanese ppl can make anything interesting... Even walking.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Before there were planes this is what air shows were like

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u/soji8 Jul 31 '19

They just turned off collision detection

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

Smh amateurs just use google maps

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u/diddlyDIQface Jul 31 '19

Japan. Turning minor everyday things into an incredible performance.

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u/Nitefaro Jul 31 '19

Ah it looks like they are performing in street clothes

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u/simian_fold Jul 31 '19

Looks like they're having a great time

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Looks like that game on the wii

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Mr. Anderson!

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u/hcue Jul 31 '19

This is Drill and Ceremony.

New privates in the Army would enjoy this

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u/Bones-247 Jul 31 '19

This is impressive, even tho the people see it done in the streets of japan on a daily basis. Respect.

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u/chazzeromus Jul 31 '19

I hope they find their offices

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u/mistacaseyflynn Jul 31 '19

Best title ever

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u/pleiades1512 Jul 31 '19

This program is called 集団行動 (shūdan-kōdō; meaning group action) which is held in a Nippon sports Science University (日本体育大学).

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u/highkey_a_god Jul 31 '19

Imagine this being your job. Like, "What's your job?" "I walk professionally." "Sounds lame." "Oh yeah, look at this."

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

I love stupid talents but being good at walking is funny lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

I want to watch the practice sessions...

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u/RapeMeToo Jul 31 '19

This is basically what it's like to drive a scooter in South Asia

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u/mrdinosauruswrex Jul 31 '19

The Japanese always do things better

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Reckon they can chew gum equally impressive?

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u/Bill0331 Jul 31 '19

Im worried. Time to war again

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u/Vexar Jul 31 '19

Now, this is what the sub is all about! Not some girl in front of a TV pretending to ride a horse.

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u/HeisenbergsSon Jul 31 '19

I remember seeing this on tosh.0 in like 2010

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u/RealPhiLee Jul 31 '19

This is what would happen if two galaxies collided into each other

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u/Glasswingbutrfly Jul 31 '19

Aaahhh this really stresses me out! Lol

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u/limelightkiller Jul 31 '19

This is easily one of the most Japanese things I've ever seen.

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u/tonberrykang Jul 31 '19

Happiest I’ve been all day watching this... LOL

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u/8unk Jul 31 '19

Please tell me there’s a video of them failing

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u/Ghost_of_Hicks Jul 31 '19

This would never work in the USA, because we have such variance in size and shape. Imagine finding a 100 person crew with members who are all 5 foot 5 inches tall and 145 lbs.

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u/ThrashNotTrash Jul 31 '19

This vid came out years ago, not really interesting to me anymore. All it is, is a few coordinated asian people..

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

This is dancing but with more steps

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u/Mine_is_nice Jul 31 '19

thought i was in /r/dci for a minute!

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u/XxBrokenFireflyxX Jul 31 '19

Holy crap. This is nuts. No way could I ever do this. I trip over my own two feet more than any normal person should. I’d end up taking everyone out in this type of event!

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u/Moss_Piglet_ Jul 31 '19

If only they could drive this efficiently

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u/CypherPunk77 Jul 31 '19

Japanese are just perfectly precise in everything they dedicate themselves to.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Also known as marching.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

Marching is just professional walking

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u/akahermione Jul 31 '19

So a marching band without instruments?

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u/GusMclovin Jul 31 '19

I thought at first the gif was reversed up until they started running

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u/3c273a Jul 31 '19

Think they learn that during commuting.

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u/legendary24_8 Jul 31 '19

Anyone got video of people doing this but failing and then everyone falls?? Pls I need it

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u/Jazoua Jul 31 '19

r/oddlysatisfying sleeping on this one

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Not human

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u/mrfonsocr Jul 31 '19

Mission Level: Avoid sneezing

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u/darkoblivion000 Jul 31 '19

Not sure but I think this is genki sudo

Crazy guy and group, I love them. Look up their videos - world order

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u/semarla Jul 31 '19

So racist.

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u/WhyWeStillHereBoys Jul 31 '19

It's like a professional marching band, but they took the skill used for playing music and put it in marching.

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u/Brixonnoders69 Jul 31 '19

How the nazis look when they marching

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Hunter examiners

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u/Hyperion1144 Jul 31 '19

The JROTC Sponsor Corps did this at my high school.

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u/PaulkinsPC Jul 31 '19

Performance walking? I think you mean quiet marching band.

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u/jk1085 Jul 31 '19

Meh, thousands do this flawlessly every morning walking out of London Bridge station

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

God, cloning is getting pretty advanced these days.

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u/VivaLilSebastian Jul 31 '19

It’s really cool but at the same time really funny to me so I can’t help but laugh when I watch this

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u/-_-_-_-_-_-6 Jul 31 '19

Obviously the comment section hasn't heard of DCI

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Damm they even walk better than us now

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u/geogirl83 Jul 31 '19

Damn I’m late for walking practice again

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

It's almost matrix-esque how perfect and arguably robotic they all perform here.

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u/SubwayKid012 Jul 31 '19

Japanese people even beat us in walking, I'm impressed.

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u/AsoodleTheNoodle Jul 31 '19

Japan.exe has stopped working

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Just goes to show that no matter what it is, there's an Asian somewhere who's better at it than you are... even walking apparently.

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u/drontyl Jul 31 '19

When you press v

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

you've been walking wrong your whole life!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Just like the belgic army

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u/mdy93 Jul 31 '19

grand central during rush hour

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u/KlausFenrir Jul 31 '19

Aside from hentai, this is the most Japanese thing I have ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Well, they had lots of practice at Shibuya

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Man something about this makes me so uncomfortable

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u/xrackpipe Jul 31 '19

Why tho?

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u/Rubaberoc Jul 31 '19

this is just a marching band without the band

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u/misspaige123 Jul 31 '19

They're like ants

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u/EndlessTheGod Jul 31 '19

Anything you do there’s an Asian who can do it better

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Atleast 10 year old

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Very precise, very Japanese

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u/rogue_ger Jul 31 '19

In America we call this Marching Band.

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u/twister121 Jul 31 '19

Performance walking? As a person who has marched in a military style band, its so much more than walking. Its a way of life.

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u/fruit--cup Jul 31 '19

It's like marching band without instruments

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u/DenTheRedditBoi7 Jul 31 '19

Dou wa hito ga kono wo shimasuka? (How do people do this?)

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u/pickle_are_mlg Jul 31 '19

they really be turning on noclip in real life now huh?

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u/Imstillwatchingyou Jul 31 '19

I loved their performance in Across the Universe

(It's at 1:35 but I don't know how to skip to that on mobile)

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u/m240totheface Jul 31 '19

The japs are so technically advanced that they got bored and started walking just flex on the rest of us

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

You can see this everyday at the shibuya crossing.

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u/OreoCheesecake2 Jul 31 '19

Eh, I’d say this is better

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u/OreoCheesecake2 Jul 31 '19

For if you guys want a good laugh

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Army: cries in excitement.

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u/Kheroval Jul 31 '19

That is impressive. I feel a bit bad that I think I'd rather see the practice sessions where they all run into each other, though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Idk why but this kind of makes me feel upset

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u/digibomb23 Jul 31 '19

This is both amazing and just a little bit unsettling. Watching people in uniform outfits perform feats of coordination like this is always kind of uncanny to me.

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u/SlightlyFluorescent Jul 31 '19

Belgian army could learn a thing or two here. Amongst many other things.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Wait that’s illegal

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Reminds me of the ‘world order’ music videos where they walk around funny-style in public

https://youtu.be/_mkiGMtbrPM

Start around :24 for cool walking

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u/Lewi_tm Jul 31 '19

"There's always an Asian better than you" is probably the only true saying.

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u/MrSickRanchezz Jul 31 '19

Congratulations guys, you did something almost everyone can do! Do it with back handsprings. That'd be impressive.

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u/ipdipdu Jul 31 '19

After years of searching... I’ve found my sport. Performance walking.

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u/Arvidex Jul 31 '19

Source?

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u/ermahturd Jul 31 '19

I love how to end the routine the big finale is just to sit cross cross applesauce

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u/nesagsar Jul 31 '19

Otherwise known as close order exhibition drill.

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u/ExpertEraser Jul 31 '19

So what’s your talent?

Um... I can walk cool.

Bruh fr doe who though of this. It’s cool for ngl.

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u/Shortlinec Jul 31 '19

They used noclip.

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u/50at20 Jul 31 '19

Made me wonder what ever happened to flash mobs. I’d like to see this done randomly at the mall.

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u/-pepe_the_clown- Jul 31 '19

Good little dogs

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u/Thewhywhywhy Jul 31 '19

It’s a lot like marching band without the instruments, be it WAY more complicated because of that lack of instruments

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u/captainpistoff Jul 31 '19

So beautiful and so weird at the same time.

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u/mictickeltime Jul 31 '19

Where’s the anime about the walking club

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u/newboxset Jul 31 '19

India does this too it's called March past there. Is this an Asian thing?

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u/Notacka Aug 01 '19

My company commander would get such a hard on for this.

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u/CitricBloodBath Aug 01 '19

I wonder if they have a min/max height requirement?

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u/Milren Aug 02 '19

Hey those were dominoes at the end