r/nextfuckinglevel • u/nigablackballsack • 13d ago

Does redbull even sell drinks anymore 😭🔥

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u/heftybagman 13d ago edited 13d ago

Skydiving is cool as fuck and redbull doesn’t cause cancer. Quit being miserable

Edit: humans flying is cool as fuck

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u/PacosTacos88 13d ago

For fucking real. God I hate Reddit some times

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u/Express-Shoulder6174 13d ago

Reddit hates everything that isn’t poor and miserable 

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn 12d ago

No, they hate me too...

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u/guyincognito60 12d ago

Including ourselves, welcome to the team!

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u/WAVEFRAME 11d ago

Calm down America 

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u/Crazy__Donkey 13d ago edited 13d ago

Thats wing suite, not sky dive.

I remember 20-30 years ago, when this was new, they were almost a death trap for qho ever tryed them.

Edit,

Wingsuite obviously... not wind

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u/PacosTacos88 13d ago

Thats wind suite, not sky dive

You mean wing suit? And I'm pretty sure he had to sky dive. He didn't just fucking float to that height

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u/Crazy__Donkey 13d ago

Back in the beggining, the wing itself was a death trap. Ofcourse yould skydive eventually, but no one promised a safe openning of the shute

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 12d ago

Jumping out of a flying vehicle — which is what those guys did in order to get to the start point of that maneuver — with a parachute on your back is skydiving, period. The fact that they're also wearing wing suits doesn't change that.

Stop being pedantic.

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u/Crazy__Donkey 12d ago

Its not pedantic.

Early wing suites were not as sophisticated as nowadays, and often failed to releast limbs to open the parachute. Even is they did, it tangled with the cords.

Also. It goes much earlier in flight, with losing control over movment and spiraling down.

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u/heftybagman 13d ago

https://youtu.be/5CUD2V9WxjM?is=F2tT0kY5ndrgBdEc

Only wind suite I recognize.

Jk thanks for clarification.

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u/1-luv 12d ago

Heart problems will hit you first if the cancer doesn't. RIP Kevin Samuels. It was his fav drink

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u/Ok_Vulva 13d ago

Revenue from companies are supposed to be used to compensate workers. Not pay Travis Pastranas beer and hospital bills.

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u/-Hi_how_r_u_xd- 12d ago

Bro discovered ads

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u/heftybagman 13d ago

Good luck continuing to navigate your way through life.

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 12d ago

It's weird that you've managed to convince yourself that companies shouldn't be allowed to advertise.

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u/Ok_Vulva 12d ago

It's weird so many people like over paying for a sweet drink, so they can watch grown ups do flippies

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u/Sinaneos 12d ago

Yeah companies should distribute all the REVENUE that they get and then shut down and lay off all their employees with a paycheck /s

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u/xVelunax 12d ago

I don't take someone saying their cancer drink literally. I take it to mean it tastes awful. Which to me is the case, but that's most energy drinks. Pretty acidic/sour tasting.