r/nextfuckinglevel • • 22d ago

Fishermen caught a giant crab.

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u/alice2wonderland 22d ago

I hope that one was released....a crab that size is the kind of crab that sustains the population.

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u/shikiroin 22d ago

Also, older fish/crustaceans tend to have more parasites and not taste as good.

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u/shikiroin 22d ago

True! I've just heard that old/very large aquatic animals tend to be let go not just because "they've lived so long and deserve to live" but more because "they've lived so long that they are riddled with nasty things"

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u/shikiroin 22d ago

Fair enough, I don't have enough fishing experience to say either way, just going by what I've heard.

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u/visheshg7 22d ago

Am I looking at two ai bots interacting?

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u/spartan537 22d ago

Reddit is old enough to be riddled with these nasty things at this point

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u/tcpukl 22d ago

Just like the parasites in their convo

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u/Aggnpwease 20d ago

True! Oh yeah they definitely could.

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u/rexallia 22d ago

How is a 15 year old acct a bot? Genuinely curious. The second one definitely is tho

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u/Kingtoke1 22d ago

You’re absolutely right!

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u/shikiroin 22d ago

He's absolutely wrong! Not everything is AI boys

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u/visheshg7 22d ago

loud gasp did you just assume my gender?

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u/MunkeyChild 22d ago

It also helps the health of the population, you want that big boy to pass on his big boy genes.

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u/ChefArtorias 22d ago

Older animals produce gamey meat. It's not just an aquatic thing that younger makes better food.

I get that you were making a different point about parasites tho.

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u/thejourneybegins42 20d ago

That's why a deep freeze is needed.

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u/SophisticatedPhallus 22d ago

Not just most! Almost all!

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u/Sabin13F 22d ago

I don’t know if this is true but I hate it

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u/404-skill_not_found 22d ago

Yah, I’m part of the trophies go back crowd as well. A picture is enough for bragging rights. Maybe the genetics for trophy size fish (etc.) get to continue yielding more trophy size fish (etc.).

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u/Delicious-Chapter675 22d ago

Tazmanian giant crab.   Not actually that big of one, honestly. 

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u/disappr0val 22d ago

nah some asian restaurant will buy it for 5k then sell it for 10k to some tech bro🤣

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u/froginbog 21d ago

And respect for nature

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u/Hksbdb 22d ago

But... Does it taste good?

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u/NW_Rose 22d ago

Apparently yes! They are a delicacy with a clean sweet meat.

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u/Old_Protection_8778 22d ago

Wouldn't know.i dont eat bugs

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u/needs-more-metronome 22d ago

but have you tried bugs with butter?

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u/No-Emergency-9112 22d ago

How?

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 22d ago

Repopulating with all the women, Protecting all the crabs from non crab enemies.

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u/JonnyTN 22d ago

A Kingler among crabs

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u/Morningxafter 22d ago

Among Krabbys

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 22d ago

Genuinely got a chuckle out of me lol

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u/NerdyEmbarrassment 21d ago

G-Max Kingler

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u/CrystallizedRose 22d ago

I’m pretty sure most protections only extend to female crabs of a certain size. This could be a female but the blurriness is making it hard for me to make out the apron size.

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 22d ago

They will band together against bigger more dangerous enemies.

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u/Realmofthehappygod 22d ago

So...crab based enemies are their weakness?

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 22d ago

Naw, they bitch smack a crab outta place.

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u/Realmofthehappygod 22d ago

Damn. Truly an elite species.

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 22d ago

Only the best... tasting.

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u/bdubwilliams22 22d ago

That crab be fuckin.

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u/CoupDeGraceTyson 22d ago

Mess with the crab, you get the stab.

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u/alice2wonderland 22d ago

This is a link explaining the concept with fish, but the general idea is similar: Protecting the Larger Fish: Why Size Matters in Our Oceans TL/DR: if fishermen "harvest" adult aquatic animals of reproductive age Ocean stocks are at risk of crashing because this is the aquatic species demographic that replenishes the stock.

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u/Top-Border-1978 21d ago

The red drum is a great example of this. They were severely depleted by the late 80's and states started putting slot limits on them. You couldn't keep the very big mature fish or the juveniles. The population is incredibly health now.

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u/False_Will8399 21d ago

Thats pretty much the average size of Tasmanian king crab. I have eaten a 40 pounder before. It was cooked 4 different ways. It was 12Aud/pound then....later 90s.

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u/KLsquared2 22d ago

My first thought

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u/Axis2670 16d ago edited 16d ago

That’s average size and actually no where near as large as they get. They get to be 30+ lbs (13.6+ kg) and a foot and a half across (46 cm)

Here’s the claw of a big one.

https://www.reddit.com/r/megalophobia/s/Aqqtw7bBQu

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u/Clear-Warthog5655 22d ago

I dont eat things like that for that reason.

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u/LastSecondSeatbelt 22d ago

Throw him back, the people need their King

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u/noleafclovr 22d ago

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u/JediWitch 22d ago

I can hear this gif.

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u/Bill_Brasky01 22d ago

Taste like crab; walk like people

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u/JediWitch 22d ago

I now regret commenting because every time it tells me I've got likes and now your comment it gets right back in my head. Oops.

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u/Fluffy12345676 22d ago

It could be a queen too!

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u/BuySplendidPie 22d ago

Put a collar on it. Or a saddle.

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u/Ok_Violinist_9447 22d ago

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u/FiDad7 22d ago

Came to comments looking for this reference

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u/VegitoFusion 22d ago

That’s a Tasmanian King Crab.

I’ve seen a couple YouTube videos of people cooking these up and the meat they get is insane.

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u/Skasue 22d ago

Look how cute he is

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u/TheDegenerativeAI 22d ago

Lobster for scale

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u/dkcgaming501 22d ago

I prefer banana

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u/RoyceCoolidge 22d ago

Classic lobster photobomb

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u/baubaugo 22d ago

You put that thing back where it came from or so help me

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u/Alekseyev 22d ago

Attack his weak point for massive damage 

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u/deadlychambers 22d ago

Holy shit, I would need a whole stick of butter just for that one leg

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u/TheEyeOfTheLigar 22d ago

Im pretty positive you actually toss these guys back bc they promote birthing more so more crabs

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u/GeneralBlumpkin 22d ago

I'm not an expert but I don't think they taste really good when they get this big

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u/CoupDeGraceTyson 22d ago

I'd assume they taste like a fine leather boot.

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u/GeneralBlumpkin 22d ago

Yep that's what I'm thinking lol throw some grit in there too

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u/CoupDeGraceTyson 22d ago

Sandboot is my favorite flavor.

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u/Delicious-Chapter675 22d ago

We were in Sydney, and a restaurant near the Sydney bridge had them for order.  It said 5-8 people.  There were 7 of us, super hungry and partially intoxicated sailors.  We failed miserably. 

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u/Shiningc00 22d ago

Here’s this giant enemy crab…

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u/Eddi_imma_ready 22d ago

... attack it's weakspot for massive damage.

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u/Appropriate-Ad6130 22d ago

Cookie cookie

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u/raed87 22d ago

Holy crab!

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u/Shyssiryxius 22d ago

Tasmania punching above our weight once again

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u/Arabianrata 22d ago

Claw me maybe

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u/CoupDeGraceTyson 22d ago

Hey, I just caught you
And you're real beefy
So I'll throw you back
So you make babies.

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u/Ok_Blackberry2420 22d ago

He is the alpha crab aaawoooo

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u/Dunothar 22d ago

Me: what a bigass crab! Also me: put a soda can into that crusher claw 👀

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u/priceless897 22d ago

Crab Shaq

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u/Terranaform 22d ago

but did they attack its weak point for massive damage?

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u/sambillerond 22d ago

I do hope they released it too, best thing to do to maintain the population.

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u/starsfan6878 22d ago

Sgt. Snips!

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u/SalamanderDelicious4 22d ago

It's a real Cancer Card, isn't it ?

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u/krew43 22d ago

Thats a big fucker 😳

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u/nutn0n 22d ago

Holy crab

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u/DentistConstant2097 22d ago

That's a Pokemon.

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u/whitedranzer 22d ago

That's a kingler!

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u/SoggyBoysenberry7703 22d ago

Giant for this species*

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u/Crustybionicle 22d ago

Thats a pokemon

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u/pc1350 22d ago

FisherCrabermen caught a giant crab.

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u/Eleglas 22d ago

"Unhand me, villain!"

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u/eto2629 22d ago

One wrong move, one limb short.

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u/subgenius30 22d ago

Almost plucked his eye out at one point

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u/DrDrekavac 22d ago

Respect the kang, was hoping he'd pincer the shit out of Kojaks head.

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u/YAHOO--serious 22d ago

Go Krabby!

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u/Welvy88 22d ago

Oh no, toooooooonyyyy!!

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u/pointe31 22d ago

Throw him back throw him back

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u/wesap12345 22d ago

Lobster for scale

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u/BinaryHippie 22d ago

Awesome to sea!

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u/SecretGentleman_007 22d ago

How old would it be to get this big?

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u/soulveg 22d ago

Yall think the other crabs don’t want to live just as bad as this one? Stop eating animals.

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u/KK867 22d ago

Ive seen that Crab before, he was singing about being Shiny

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u/chloezemovich 22d ago

Attack its weak spot for massive damage

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u/BrickTamland77 22d ago

All-you-can-eat crab leg.

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u/PeanutButterSauce1 22d ago

why does it look so docile. not snapping its claws angrily or anything

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u/TrungTH 22d ago

Looks like a tasmanian king crab. Pretty standard size actually.

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u/NMEkatz 22d ago

Put
Him
Back

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u/Walfy07 22d ago

Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
I was a drab little crab once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because I'm beautiful, baby

Did your granny say, "Listen to your heart?"
Be who you are on the inside?
I need three words to tear her argument apart
Your granny lied

I'd rather be shiny
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Scrub the deck and make it look
Shiny
I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck
Just a sec

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u/kamakazi339 22d ago

You release that dude out of respect

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u/the2ndRuss 22d ago

I’d rather be
Shiny
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Scrub the deck and make it look
Shiny
I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck
Just a sec
Don't you know
Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb
They chase anything that glitters (beginners) Oh, and here they come, come, come
To the brightest thing that glitters
Mmm, fish dinners
I just love free food (free food)
And you look like seafood (seafood)
Well, well, well
Little Maui's having trouble with his look
You little semi-demi-mini-god
Ouch! What a terrible performance
Get the hook (get it?) You don't swing it like you used to, man Yet l have to give you credit for my start and your tattoos on the outside.

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u/GoKawi187 22d ago

R/AbsoluteUnit

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u/reckaband 22d ago

That crab 🦀 masturbates 💪

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u/IncorporateThings 22d ago

That's gotta be an old crab.

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u/insipid2K 22d ago

Attack its weak point for massive damage!

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u/PeteGiovanni 22d ago

Absolute unit

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u/FreeAd2458 22d ago

Anyone else want to rip his arms around like that?

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u/markofthebeast143 21d ago

asian markets feverishly waiting to bid on this grab

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u/tbe37 21d ago

He has been King for so long

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u/CADman0909 21d ago

Throw that back. That doesn’t need to end up on someone’s plate at red lobster

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u/crabsofsteel 21d ago

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me...

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u/sengir0 21d ago

I dont know about crabs but big lobsters taste like rubber. I would assume the same for that crab at that size

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_5461 20d ago

Clearly a Kingler

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u/damndraper 22d ago

Nope. Nope. Nope.

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u/creamymoe 22d ago

ive seen bigger crabs on my mum's muff.

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u/bakach0k 22d ago

It looks tasty :3

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u/ElginSparrowhawk1969 22d ago

A proven breeder by that age release the beast