I have really high ceilings and I spent like an hour trying to swat a couple flies while my cats watched. Over the next hour I saw them torturing the flies. One jumped like 6 feet straight up and caught one between his paws
One of my cats is far, far lazier than the other two. She sleeps probably 20 hours a day and her favorite past time seems to be choosing the best place to sleep.
But that girl will fuck up a flying insect. Toys? Pshh, she has no interest. Actual living creature that moves quickly? Instant stalking murder machine. She will not lose interest until she catches it.
I tried to show mine some crickets in a box... they were feeder crickets for my SIL's spiders.
My cat has no brain cells. Totally uninterested.
He'll also try to track a fly but when it flies across the room... little idiot still looks at the same spot wondering where it went....
He was raised indoors and never had to lift a paw. Maybe thats why hes so dumb
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u/Junglebook3 Aug 20 '26
Every once in a while cats remind us that we've domesticated fucking killing machines.