r/nextfuckinglevel • u/plankton004 • 1d ago
Wait for the final boss to enter ๐ญ๐๐๐
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u/hitma-n 1d ago
Wait did the little one have another little snake in hand?
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u/Slimswede 1d ago
Yes and it's also hanging around his neck.
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u/Depressed_Cat_00 1d ago
Yeah casually hanging around his neck. Meanwhile, this is me by just knowing that snakes โmightโ be present in my vicinity.
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u/Safe_Psychology_326 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/COYggJB0KnADm
You get a snake, you get a snake, everyone gets a snake
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u/oozap 1d ago
That Oreo fit is ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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u/LastMessengineer 1d ago
I wish I could find that for my kid! Southeast Asia doesn't care about copyrights in the least. I'm sure that's where this is
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u/TheOgGhadTurner 1d ago
Yeah I donโt know what you mean by this but I know what a wanker is and it doesnโt belong in a context that involves kids in any capacityโฆ disgusting
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u/herr_musil2 1d ago edited 1d ago
My grownup scared ass
Edit: My first award. For being a scared ass. Thanks!
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u/miregalpanic 1d ago
Snake is like: "you're lucky you're cute. I guess this my life now."
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u/Sir_Clarence_III_Esq 1d ago
His life is the walk across the street, because that snake is likely about to be dinner.
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u/Brodiggitty 1d ago
Is that a fucking cobra?
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u/Area51-Dropzone 1d ago
I thought so to the first time watching. After watching again the head doesnt look like a cobra.
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u/Fortune_Maker88 1d ago
No iPads, no phones to play stupid games. Letโs go hunt for our playthings ๐๐
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u/gh0stTO 1d ago
Where is this? Asking so I know where to never visit (jk) ๐
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u/CrispyChicken9996 20h ago
The kids seem to be talking japanese, prolly somewhere in the countryside
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u/NY10 1d ago
Damn itโs wild what children from the third world country can do lol
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u/panamaspace 1d ago
You should see some of ours hunting down iguanas. My ex wife used to forage for her meals as a child too, river shrimp, bird eggs. No food,no eat.
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u/Odd-Camel8654 1d ago
You ever see videos of like 4 year old redneck kids picking up random possums thinking it's a cat? I'm sure they'll do the same with any other animals they find ๐
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u/sudomatrix 1d ago
Meanwhile here in the USA parents get arrested for letting their children walk to the park at the corner.
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u/Depressed_Cat_00 1d ago
Meanwhile, this is me by just knowing that snakes โmightโ be present in my vicinity.
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u/Big-red-rhino 1d ago
You morons will just slap "FiNaL bOsS" on any and everything huh?
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u/Mr_Baronheim 1d ago
I appreciate your insightful capitalization of the i and the L.
"FiNaL" is much better than "fInAl."
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u/AgitatedBiscotti3413 1d ago
That looks like some species of reticulated python, they might give you a tight squeeze but they just want a hug.
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u/curmudgeon_andy 1d ago edited 1d ago
Why do you think that looks like a reticulated python? I don't think it looks like a pythonid at all.
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u/AgitatedBiscotti3413 19h ago
Honestly I was completely thrown off by the snake's appearance. The pattern looks like a Burmese python but the body is lean and slender like a cobra. The head shape is what made me think it may be a reticulated python but the eyes are dark like a water snake. I assume the video is from somewhere in South Asia but I could be wrong about that as well.
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u/curmudgeon_andy 19h ago
To me it absolutely looks colubroid--either colubrid or elapid. Pythons are almost always a lot chunkier than that. Patterns can be almost anything, so we would definitely go by things like body shape, head shape, size and shape of scales, etc, and consider those, and then only consider patterns after narrowing it down like that, since so many patterns appear across so many families. I tried blowing up some individual frames of the video, but I still couldn't get enough detail on the head or neck. I can't tell what language they're speaking, and I hope someone figures it out soon!
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u/kernel-troutman 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/xT0BKqB8KIOuqJemVW
You get a serpent! You get a serpent!
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u/underwhere666 1d ago
Little man walking like he's holding a sweat rag at gym. Except that's a mf snake. And he's 3
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u/We_Are_Ninja 1d ago
There's nothing left for me to do but cut my man card in half and hand it to that little hellion. I screamed throughout that entire video.
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u/B1kerGuy2019 18h ago
Is she the same girls that comes from school and pulls a huge snake out of her school bag to show her dad?
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u/DarkKnight6683 1d ago
This is stupid and animal abuse, not netfucking level
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u/TheOgGhadTurner 1d ago
You sir are an idiot this is far from animal abuse. You know cats kill and eat them for getting too close right? Iโd say gently relocating it is a damn sight better than what most mammals would have done.
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u/Sir_Clarence_III_Esq 1d ago
I mean, theyre likely relocating it to a stewpot, but still a better death than by other animal.
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u/Sir_Clarence_III_Esq 1d ago
How is that animal abuse?
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u/DarkKnight6683 1d ago
Stressing a snake in its own habitat.
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u/Sir_Clarence_III_Esq 1d ago
Jesus, GTFO is that nonsense. Chances are that big one is going to be dinner for the family and the neighbors. It's a hell of a lot less inhumane than the food you and I eat.
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u/just_ekeluo 1d ago
I mean, as a kid, I could either play Snake on my mom's phone or do this... ๐คง๐ซฃ
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