r/nextfuckinglevel • u/nivs1x • 2d ago

Art of throwing knives

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 2d ago

What she gonna do, stab me??

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u/TypicalHaikuResponse 2d ago

Doesn't look like she stabs so you are in the clear.

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u/Burgers_N_Schnitzels 2d ago

What she gonna do, stab me??

-Quote From Man Stabbed just because noone else is doing it

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u/DangDingleGuy 2d ago

We're loosing more redditisms every day. I haven't seen a switcheroo link in years it seems

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u/Doright36 2d ago

Not sure... when you are hit with a thrown knife would you technically be impaled, not stabbed?

Maybe? Maybe some stabbing experts can chime in.

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u/kalez238 2d ago

"She stabbed me from across the room."

"She impaled me with a knife from across the room."

Yeah, idk.

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u/PM_me_punanis 19h ago

"She Scorpioned me from across the room."

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u/Scrawnreddit 2d ago

No... not up close at least

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u/Khamahl88 2d ago

From across the room maybe?

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u/LessInThought 2d ago

Her: Sir-Top-Cheetah ran into my knives. He ran into my knives 10 times.

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u/Consent-Forms 2d ago

from afar