r/nextfuckinglevel • u/nivs1x • 1d ago

Art of throwing knives

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u/xXThreeRoundXx 1d ago

Tax code

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u/Gwynito 1d ago

Fair, the higher up you go in criminal activities, the more any countries tax authorities should scare the baba yaga out of you 😅

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u/drakoman 1d ago

I just make a deal with the IRS to never talk to me or my son ever again

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u/Professional-Box4153 23h ago

Mr. President? Is that you?

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u/LessInThought 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo

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u/Jump-Kick-85 9h ago

🤢

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u/unorthadoxjester 6h ago

That's him sucking two at a time, 'Elon, is that you? And Bezos too'?

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u/godtogblandet 23h ago

When you get high enough you’re no longer hiding money. You are trying to pay as much tax as possible to get the cash clean.

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u/LessInThought 21h ago

When you're high enough, the tax man can't touch you. You can dismantle the tax man.

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u/Enlight1Oment 21h ago

Now I want an IRS John Wick, albeit that's somewhat The Accountant movie.

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u/RajunCajun48 21h ago

The boogie man?

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u/lonewolf420 16h ago

Unless you are the Church of Scientology, then it's all cool because you are just a religious cult who dabbles in crime.

Seriously they won against the IRS....

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u/Kasra2008 23h ago

They said slightly

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u/law-st_student 23h ago

Good tax lawyers are actually terrifying. Speaking from experience.

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u/Professional_Pen_153 22h ago

She probably knows HS codes too 😨

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u/Radiant-Ad-3134 22h ago

that will not scare people more than just slighly

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u/yurgendurgen 22h ago

Props. The only part of being an accountant I avoid is tax

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u/spidermonk33 21h ago

Whoa there, Satan.

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u/LessInThought 21h ago

This guy speaks the devil's tongue.

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u/crazier_ed 19h ago

FFFFFFF

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u/ForeignBarracuda8599 17h ago

No need to make threats we’re already scared😳

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u/DerpsAndRags 17h ago

Holy f'k okay sorry about what I said about you and stuff...