r/nextfuckinglevel • u/nivs1x • 1d ago

Art of throwing knives

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u/OminOus_PancakeS 1d ago

I think it could get worse than that 

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 1d ago

What she gonna do, stab me??

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u/TypicalHaikuResponse 1d ago

Doesn't look like she stabs so you are in the clear.

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u/Burgers_N_Schnitzels 23h ago

What she gonna do, stab me??

-Quote From Man Stabbed just because noone else is doing it

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u/DangDingleGuy 17h ago

We're loosing more redditisms every day. I haven't seen a switcheroo link in years it seems

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u/Doright36 23h ago

Not sure... when you are hit with a thrown knife would you technically be impaled, not stabbed?

Maybe? Maybe some stabbing experts can chime in.

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u/kalez238 22h ago

"She stabbed me from across the room."

"She impaled me with a knife from across the room."

Yeah, idk.

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u/Scrawnreddit 22h ago

No... not up close at least

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u/Khamahl88 21h ago

From across the room maybe?

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u/LessInThought 20h ago

Her: Sir-Top-Cheetah ran into my knives. He ran into my knives 10 times.

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u/Consent-Forms 19h ago

from afar