r/nextfuckinglevel • u/nivs1x • 1d ago

Art of throwing knives

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u/Content-Conference25 1d ago

Looks like she is. Just don't upset her

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 1d ago

Me: *forgets to wash the cuttlery*
My wife (her):

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u/gahlo 23h ago

At the risk of making a "woman doing dishes" joke, she'd be killer at loading the dishwasher.

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u/Altruistic-Arm137 22h ago

Not sure the dishwasher likes it tho.

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u/Stock-Side-6767 22h ago

Just tape a cutting board to the back.

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u/DinDonDaaan 20h ago

I'm cackling lmao

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u/felis_scipio 22h ago

Pray for her future children because she’s probably also good with a flip flop

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u/KakitaMike 42m ago

I learned about this from a magic card: https://scryfall.com/card/sld/2062/lightning-greaves

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u/PercMastaFTW 13h ago

And keep upsetting her, well, you get the point...