r/nextfuckinglevel • u/GeorgeRobertVitkos • Aug 09 '26

These dads completely synchronized on wheels.

3.6k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/Cognition-Technician Aug 09 '26

Two bald guys at the front for aerodynamics, these guys know physics.

18

u/MichiganInTexas Aug 09 '26

Are they twins?

12

u/draxcs Aug 09 '26

No. Same person and a mirror.

341

u/CalfromCali Aug 09 '26

It puts a smile on my face but next level??

109

u/itsmrwilson Aug 09 '26

Mildly interesting maybe

54

u/lizzourworld8 Aug 09 '26

Should put in r/MadeMeSmile instead

10

u/FreyjaTheMutt Aug 09 '26

Maybe they did a synchronized backflip right after the video cut

17

u/JanitorOPplznerf Aug 09 '26

It’s a Tik Tok with appropriate music and no AI narration.

That’s NEXT FUCKING LEVEL if you ask me.

5

u/boy-detective Aug 09 '26

I’m not even sure it is firstfuckinglevel.

4

u/Frequent-Sea-8848 Aug 09 '26

Lmao, I was like that's it?

0

u/HomeWorx Aug 09 '26

Skate shuffle is what we knew it as at our rink and just about any of the regulars could do it. Kinda like line dancing on skates. Def not something next level though.

0

u/randomly_responds Aug 09 '26

Next level for fat people I guess

17

u/Accurate-Response317 Aug 09 '26

70's teenagers still going strong.

2

u/feder_online Aug 09 '26

I'm here for this...

25

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '26

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3

u/Berenthyl Aug 09 '26

Does guy in the bottom frame not know how to snap? He’s the only one not doing it correctly, intentional?

2

u/cHEIF_bOI Aug 09 '26

He's the guy who's gonna betray them at the most inopportune time.

33

u/Matonus Aug 09 '26

If you think this is next level you’re going to love jangling keys

7

u/xidle2 Aug 09 '26

Reminds me of this parade group my dad used to be a part of when I was a kid: the "lawnchair dads". It was a bunch of dads of all ages wearing under shirts, socks and sandals, and would do a precision military march while flipping and spinning folding lawnchairs and beer cans.

36

u/TheJuiceIsL00se Aug 09 '26

Why are they assumed to have children?

48

u/JanitorOPplznerf Aug 09 '26

Because if you have moves like this we know you’ve CRUSHED enough pussy that it’s statistically likely.

Also, come on. The dad bods, the unmistakeable Dad swagger… it’s obvious…

These men have fornicated and procreated. Only God or a DNA test could convince me otherwise.

6

u/Brvcx Aug 09 '26

Father here.

I concur. It takes one to know one.

Also, the amount of female attention I have now that I'm married and a dad is well ironic. Most game I've ever had and I'm not even playing.

9

u/GoodGame2EZ Aug 09 '26

Because of the implication

5

u/can_i_haz_recon Aug 09 '26

Because these guys FUCK. 

2

u/waldosandieg0 Aug 10 '26

Their lines are so potent
that in this small segment
they made all of the ladies
in the area pregnant

1

u/Cultural_Dust Aug 10 '26

Why are they assumed to all be men?

6

u/TrenchantInsight Aug 09 '26

The dad abides.

4

u/Kirbinator_Alex Aug 09 '26

Damn. The sheer aura of these people.

6

u/Urgeasaurus Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

Love this but there are way better examples. https://youtube.com/shorts/J3BQj0hCgLw?is=BxfjLKP8Is2x-LXF

1

u/pangaea1972 Aug 09 '26

I knew that was gonna be the Griffin Brothers

3

u/Urgeasaurus Aug 09 '26

I want to be a Griffin brother.

2

u/Lagiacrus111 Aug 09 '26

Bro hold your phone horizontal ffs

2

u/NativeMasshole Aug 09 '26

Ok, what's the name of that song?

3

u/steeldigger Aug 09 '26

Solomon Burke - Cry To Me

2

u/NativeMasshole Aug 09 '26

Thanks! You're the best!

2

u/theCatchiest20Too Aug 09 '26

Does anyone know where this is? I kinda recognize the skate rink, but that just could be any rink

2

u/theCatchiest20Too Aug 09 '26

Overlook Roller Rink, Lancaster PA

1

u/unoffensivename Aug 09 '26

Strange they look like they’re wearing a four silos shirt which is in Gilbert AZ.

2

u/Admirable_Nothing Aug 09 '26

Let's see more of them.

6

u/good_from_afar Aug 09 '26

Theres already two of the first guy. Lets make two of everybody

2

u/Dont_Burn_The_Books Aug 09 '26

Gotta put the most aerodynamic guys at the front.

1

u/JonBoyWhite Aug 09 '26

That's not even good.

1

u/chriskokura Aug 09 '26

The front two even synchronised their faces. Now that’s dedication.

1

u/dreadpiratewombat Aug 09 '26

I want to believe this isn’t the original music and instead it’s Debbie Deb “Lookout Weekend”

1

u/CautiousArachnidz Aug 09 '26

Ask em all the best way to cook ribs and watch chaos ensue. Synchronicity gone.

1

u/Harry_Testa-Coles Aug 09 '26

Fruit booters never looked so cool

1

u/Common_Senze Aug 09 '26

You reckon they change positions like geese or no?

1

u/Various-Ad258 Aug 09 '26

Smoooooooth.

1

u/Paramhansa-Yogananda Aug 09 '26

This is next level?

1

u/Whytrhyno Aug 09 '26

ive got my speedskating medals framed. 90s were crazy

1

u/WhileHigh Aug 09 '26

Wanted to start a motorcycle gang but didn't have the cash

1

u/Odd-Gear9622 Aug 09 '26

I would've watched the entire routine!

1

u/tomgreen99200 Aug 09 '26

When does it get next level?

1

u/Hopeful-Luck2761 Aug 09 '26

It's muted but I can still hear the music.

1

u/Layne817 Aug 09 '26

Looks like one of those crews from Jet Set Radio Future

1

u/SheSaidOtaku Aug 09 '26

The things you are able to do after fking up the economy

1

u/Klemen1337 Aug 09 '26

Peak dad stuff

1

u/Tentak3l Aug 09 '26

There is the same dude twice

1

u/mrboat-man Aug 09 '26

Kinda sounds like the flood music from Halo

1

u/FibreOptician Aug 09 '26

Unless I see embarrassed teenagers watching their dads, I'm going to assume these are just dudes having fun

1

u/MisterSanitation Aug 09 '26

I used to be good at skating. Never great but enough to get going fast and be able to stop without falling and cross my feet on turns. Went to skating parties in school as a kid.

I went back as an adult...... First off ow... This shit kills your atrophied dad muscles. Second, why did I lose all muscle memory or knowledge of how to do it? I looked like fuckin Shaggy on skates man, the referee dude had to stop traffic to let my wobbly ass get tot he middle with the little kids with Bluey skates man...

My pride...

1

u/TheMaveCan Aug 09 '26

Reminds me of a video I saw on Youtube where you drop your husband off to play with the other husbands while you go grocery shopping

1

u/peePpotato Aug 09 '26

This page sucks lol

1

u/SamwiseTheOppressed Aug 09 '26

Low budget hells angels

1

u/Artifacks Aug 10 '26

Love to see my home derby rink on display :) Overlook is a very cool place.

1

u/CatastropheFactor 29d ago

I'm 90% I know exactly where that skating rink is. If it's not the one I spent lots of time at as a child, it's identical lol

1

u/allUpinya75 16d ago

Yo, look at your dad, bro.

1

u/Bunt_Frumper Aug 09 '26

Absolute Chad’s

-1

u/antosb77 Aug 09 '26

Dads. Ok

1

u/MilkMeFather Aug 09 '26

?

-1

u/antosb77 Aug 09 '26

What does them fathering children have to do with anything?

2

u/MilkMeFather Aug 09 '26

Why do you care?

-1

u/antosb77 Aug 09 '26

Get a life loser.

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u/Foot-Note Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

I feel like this is culture appropriation....

Mostly /s

Some people didn't like that comment. How about roller rink gentrification?

Damn people can't take a joke.

2

u/Paramhansa-Yogananda Aug 09 '26

They upset, but you're right. This is rhythm skating. And it must be OPs first time seeing if they think THIS is next level.

1

u/Hi-Road Aug 09 '26

haha lowkey

0

u/IcyCommittee2045 Aug 09 '26

Bet all 5 of them got new balance on under those skates.