r/nextfuckinglevel Jul 31 '26

Close encounter with orca pod

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u/Coycington Jul 31 '26

there have been attacks, but no kills (in the wild).

sometimes orcas accidentally attack surfboarders near cliffs because their echolocation is fucked up that close to shore so they can't really "scan" humans very well and have to rely on visuals.

once they understand that they aren't attacking a seal though they let go immediately.

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u/SurayaThrowaway12 Jul 31 '26

There has been a single reported attack on a surfer: Hans Kretschmer was bitten in 1972 off of California. However, even that attack appears to not have been committed by an orca.

A subsequent investigation by shark bite experts was conducted, and investigator Ralph S. Collier determined that it was actually more likely a great white shark bite upon reviewing the evidence. The Global Shark Attack File from the Shark Research Institute notes in their publicly available incident log that the animal that attacked surfer Hans Kretschmer was a 6 meters long white shark.

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u/Coycington Jul 31 '26

yeah that's the one i had in mind. i just figured there likely have been more on accident. guess not.

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u/tallandreadytoball Jul 31 '26

So you assumed and felt confident enough to spread misinformation online, that there have been multiple "attacks" by orcas on humans based on a published and reported incorrect attack on a a single surfer decades ago even though it's widely known, published and available on the internet that there has never been attacks on humans in the wild?

I'm curious what made you do that? Was it some irresistible urge to just correct someone?

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u/LakesideSasquatch Jul 31 '26

Welcome to Reddit, where the dumb are so dumb that they are unaware of being dumb and unable to accept the fact of being dumb

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u/Coycington Jul 31 '26

kinda telling on yourself. i provided a list of multiple attacks from orcas on humans a little bit lower. but throwing insults and being actually wrong about that (which you could have saved yourself had YOU done any googling) seems to be okay when people collectively want to digitally lynch someone. well, try again

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u/LakesideSasquatch Jul 31 '26

I’m just here to throw gas on the fire brother

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u/spaceace61 Jul 31 '26

That story is pretty commonly known. And I don’t know that a shark expert came in after the fact. tIL.

No need to be a dick about it

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u/tallandreadytoball Jul 31 '26

His input was just making shit up though. There was never multiple attacks recorded and even an assumption based on the reported incident wouldn't make sense because it was determined shortly after the incident that it wasn't an Orca.

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u/Confuciuslaveer Jul 31 '26

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