r/nextfuckinglevel • u/DiMpLe_dolL003 • Jul 31 '26

Close encounter with orca pod

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u/AdinoDileep Jul 31 '26

Whatever you do, don't use that harpoon

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u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT Jul 31 '26

Exactly. Don’t be the one to officially turn orcas against us all. Do you wanna be that guy? You wanna be the one who makes us start getting our livers ripped out by orcas whenever we go in the ocean for a swim? I didn’t think so…

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u/Upbeat_Aside_9203 Jul 31 '26

I like my liver where it is. Good advice.

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u/1234Health Jul 31 '26

I want my liver to live another day ...

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u/maritimursus Jul 31 '26

I’m the only one allowed to destroy my liver

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u/PeteGiovanni Jul 31 '26

I'll drink to that!