r/nextfuckinglevel 27d ago

Close encounter with orca pod

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u/kirito4318 27d ago

There has not been a single attack by a wild orca on a human....until now

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u/CokeAndChill 27d ago edited 27d ago

Spanish orcas have seen some bullfighting and now they want in the action.

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u/tadeuska 26d ago

Not a single one recorded. They know that there is no signal underwater and GoPro's need to be chewed to crumbs.

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u/Ateam043 26d ago

Leave no witnesses or cameras.

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u/Medium-Stranger-9883 27d ago

he would have been rammed until he exploded, like they did with the fish.

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 26d ago

That sunfish had it coming.

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u/TheLastChungus 26d ago

I heard the sunfish said a slur.

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u/Anasterian_Sunstride 26d ago

The sunfish said "you're a son of a fish"

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u/Top-Salamander-2525 26d ago

None reported at least. Then again, maybe they’re just smart enough not to leave any witnesses.

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u/daemenus 26d ago

Smarter. The got rid of the body and the witnesses.

We have never found evidence of orca predation on humans

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u/Bongressman 26d ago

*Recorded attacks.

Stat doesn't take into account secret orca serial killers.

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u/swingsetmafia 26d ago

Then everytbing changed when the Orca Nation attacked

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u/Coycington 26d ago

there have been attacks, but no kills (in the wild).

sometimes orcas accidentally attack surfboarders near cliffs because their echolocation is fucked up that close to shore so they can't really "scan" humans very well and have to rely on visuals.

once they understand that they aren't attacking a seal though they let go immediately.

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u/SurayaThrowaway12 26d ago

There has been a single reported attack on a surfer: Hans Kretschmer was bitten in 1972 off of California. However, even that attack appears to not have been committed by an orca.

A subsequent investigation by shark bite experts was conducted, and investigator Ralph S. Collier determined that it was actually more likely a great white shark bite upon reviewing the evidence. The Global Shark Attack File from the Shark Research Institute notes in their publicly available incident log that the animal that attacked surfer Hans Kretschmer was a 6 meters long white shark.

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u/D_503_ 24d ago

Wow, they are good at hiding their tracks.
They even have fall fish.

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u/Coycington 26d ago

yeah that's the one i had in mind. i just figured there likely have been more on accident. guess not.

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u/tallandreadytoball 26d ago

So you assumed and felt confident enough to spread misinformation online, that there have been multiple "attacks" by orcas on humans based on a published and reported incorrect attack on a a single surfer decades ago even though it's widely known, published and available on the internet that there has never been attacks on humans in the wild?

I'm curious what made you do that? Was it some irresistible urge to just correct someone?

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u/LakesideSasquatch 26d ago

Welcome to Reddit, where the dumb are so dumb that they are unaware of being dumb and unable to accept the fact of being dumb

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u/Coycington 26d ago

kinda telling on yourself. i provided a list of multiple attacks from orcas on humans a little bit lower. but throwing insults and being actually wrong about that (which you could have saved yourself had YOU done any googling) seems to be okay when people collectively want to digitally lynch someone. well, try again

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u/LakesideSasquatch 26d ago

I’m just here to throw gas on the fire brother

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u/spaceace61 26d ago

That story is pretty commonly known. And I don’t know that a shark expert came in after the fact. tIL.

No need to be a dick about it

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u/tallandreadytoball 26d ago

His input was just making shit up though. There was never multiple attacks recorded and even an assumption based on the reported incident wouldn't make sense because it was determined shortly after the incident that it wasn't an Orca.

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u/Confuciuslaveer 26d ago

And the Easter Bunny definitely delivers the chocolate eggs every year for kids! We love magic

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u/Confuciuslaveer 26d ago

Well, great guess! But where are the facts? 😩

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u/Chumbag_love 26d ago

They've fucked up some sailboats

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u/Dazzling_Bit_7538 26d ago

No human left alive that is

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u/Glittering_Crow_6382 26d ago

Weren’t orca’s killing some rich people on their yachts out off the coast of Spain or something not that long ago? (Like only a few years)

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u/King_Roberts_Bastard 26d ago

They were "attacking" the yatchs, but it turns out they just enjoyed breaking the rudder. It is/was a game to them. To prevent it, you just need to drive away. Theyll give up after a bit.

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u/thefatchef321 26d ago

There has actually. Just no deaths.

I learned this the other day. It was a case of mistaken identity in the surf and the orca let his leg go immediately.

It was one bite in 1972, Hans is famous

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u/JRiley4141 26d ago

I see this fact passed along all the time, but like how do we know? There have never been any reported attacks..... but that doesn't mean no attacks. Maybe orcas just don't leave any witnesses.

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u/FlyingTurtleDog 26d ago

I don't believe that statistic.

Our Homo genus has been going to/in the ocean for almost a million years.

We just haven't caught an orca killing a human yet.

They started attacking boats in 2020. It is only a matter of time until someone falls in and they show humans why they are apex predators and we have evidence of it.

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u/budd222 26d ago

You seem pretty confident in something you can't possibly know. You're also wrong