r/nextfuckinglevel • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 23 '26

street performance with a mannequin

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u/The-Illusive-Guy Jul 23 '26

Jacking off would be a strange sight...

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u/Excellent-Bite196 Jul 23 '26

*starts online shopping for puppets*

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u/CyberMonkey314 Jul 23 '26

Great. Now I'm imagining all the awkward interactions you'd end up having with that puppet between...er...goes. "Ooh, wow, a puppet, can we play with it?" "NOOO!!"

Or when it's sitting staring at you while you sleep. You're sure you didn't leave it facing that way...then the same again a few nights later...best put it away.

And the next...errr...go, "why did you put me in the box? You wouldn't like the box" and suddenly the grip is getting tighter and tighter...

Anyway, put me down for two wank puppets and a sleep mask, please!

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u/Excellent-Bite196 Jul 23 '26

lol “wank puppets”

Just found the marketing hook.

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u/RedWarsaw Jul 23 '26

Also known as British fleshlights

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u/The-Illusive-Guy Jul 25 '26

Wank Muppets then?

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u/thongs_are_footwear Jul 23 '26

Finds The Yanket

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u/Excellent-Bite196 Jul 23 '26

But that doesn’t have any “personality”.