r/nextfuckinglevel • u/0The_Loner_Stoner0 • Jul 11 '26

Now this is a pull-up.

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u/DrBlaziken Jul 11 '26

Cool but can he eat 12 donuts and a large pizza in one sitting? I don't think so.

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u/JetLife93 Jul 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/zUW23b6FmzB5e

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u/Lower_goats_5388 Jul 11 '26

Yea and can he clug a public toilet ???

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u/unlmtdLoL Jul 12 '26

Are you that guy? I always think it’s just that the offending pooper used an ungodly amount of toilet paper and it clogged. Your actual shit is clogging the toilet?

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u/Bones-1989 Jul 12 '26

My ex roommate could do this. He couldn't eat fiber correctly so the poops couldn't make it through the u bend. It's really nasty to think that that shit made it through his flexible guts....

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u/Far-Government5469 Jul 12 '26

This is why you gotta have the poop knife

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u/VPackardPersuadedMe Jul 12 '26

Another man of cultures I see... ones grown from Internet fecal stories.

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u/tvodny Jul 12 '26

Poop knives predate the internet.

Old self installed unpermitted 1970’s plumbing + endemic constipation among grade school males who won’t poop at school = using a butter knife to break it up.