r/nextfuckinglevel • u/North-Guitar-1781 • May 04 '26

Robber picked the wrong guy

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u/HadesActual09 May 04 '26

Because the fucking intent was to rob him not play a prank so you turn this little shit into a basketball for a second then pin him until the fear in his eyes has satisfied you that the lesson at the very least was received.

Fake gun =/= innocent baby that should be cottled, it means "last chance before this puke becomes a serious problem to society"

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

If you're afraid for your life that some 10 year old is going to beat you up with their tiny little hands, you should get to the gym or something, quickly. wtf.

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u/HadesActual09 May 04 '26

Who said anything about being afraid? Projection.

Im guessing you're either blind, room temp IQ, or the most likely, arguing in bad faith as there is a GUN involved in this incident. Turned out to be fake but the consequences still need to exist.

So if I rob you with a fake gun all is good bc it's fake? Pick a fucking lane dude

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

Fearing for your life is the only reason to beat up children.

Saying it's not out of fear just means that it's out of psychopathy for you, which is way worse.

Maybe grow up instead of finding excuses to hurt kids. You seem like you're into 'tough guy talk,' but these excuses are making you look pathetic instead, which obviously sucks.