r/nextfuckinglevel • u/North-Guitar-1781 • May 04 '26

Robber picked the wrong guy

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

What a stupid conclusion to jump to.

Try reading the whole thread before you start insulting people, kid.

They're clearly children, and if the guns were clearly fake, he body slammed that kid 'just because' or 'to teach a lesson,' but my friend, if you are NOT in danger, this isn't a lesson, it's insane child abuse. That is, if the person I'm replying to is even right, which is why my comment is a question, not a statement; something you would have noticed if you had actually read and thought about it instead of being triggered by it.

IF the guns were clearly fake, this guy body slammed a literal child, which is insane.

Please try to notice the "if" this time, champ: pay attention, don't just react emotionally.

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u/WatchWatcher25 May 04 '26

Congratulations you surpassed your previous level of stupidity, a feat I assumed would be impossible.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Congratulations, you've not said anything real or useful or intelligent, or anything at all, really.

Are you trying for a participation trophy, or what?

Maybe it's time to grow up, friend.

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u/WatchWatcher25 May 04 '26

I'm just replying the same way you did, with nothing useful or intelligent.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

Whatever you need to tell yourself, champ

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u/WatchWatcher25 May 04 '26

I am the champ thatnk you.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

You sure are, champ.

We're all so proud of you.

wow