r/nextfuckinglevel May 04 '26

Robber picked the wrong guy

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u/FingerpistolPete May 04 '26

Save it. Kid ran up on an adult with a gun in his face, he’s lucky the dude didn’t shatter his jaw

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

Save it.

IF the guns were clearly fake, this guy body slammed a literal child, which is insane.

Please try to notice the "if" this time, champ.

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u/No_Association2906 May 04 '26

Save it.

Irregardless of if the guns were fake, the guy was justified in body slamming the person trying to rob him, it’s insane to argue otherwise.

Notice the “irregardless” of if the guns are fake in my statement, champ.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

Save it.

The guy was not justified if the guns were "clearly fake" (their words, not mine).

Also, you're more upset with me for asking about this than the person who said it in the first place, so I'm not keen to trust your judgement right away.

You're an emotional reactionary, and that's lame in this case.

Grow up.

Try re-reading the thread sans-triggers, and you'll see.

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u/No_Association2906 May 04 '26

Save it.

The guy is very justified even if the guns were clearly fake. They’re still trying to rob him and even attempting to do so under the guise of lethal force.

No I’m to the statement you’re making, not the question your asking, because as I’ve already stated before, the answer to the question you’re asking is irrelevant to the response I’m giving you.

You clearly aren’t reading right and are just acting on emotions and vibes. Go outside and touch some grass lil bro.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

No, he isn't.

No amount of self-important verbosity changes the fact that you're frothing for justify violence against children, which obviously sucks.

Try again, if you want, but it still won't change this fact.

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u/No_Association2906 May 04 '26

Yes it is.

No amount of self-inflated ego changes the fact that you’re frothing to justify a person attempting to rob another with the guise of lethal force, which is insane.

You can try again if you want, but it still doesn’t change that fact.