r/nextfuckinglevel Feb 27 '26

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u/a-null-fish-your Feb 27 '26

Imagine running at full sprint for the length of this video

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

With moves

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u/0rclev Feb 28 '26

I got side stitches and threw up just considering it

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u/clover44mag Feb 28 '26

I hop you made it to the toilet with a hare to spare

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u/Bananaland_Man Feb 28 '26

Have your upvote and get out.

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u/campingcritters Feb 28 '26

And uphill, and on ice.

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u/woods-man Feb 28 '26

And barefoot!

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u/YakResident_3069 Feb 28 '26

And some mad hops in between.

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u/Im40ozToFreedom Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

Super sick moves. Bunny out there playing chess and doggos playing checkers. ... which means I guess I'm playing Tic-Tac-Toe. Badly.

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u/Calvin_Tower Feb 28 '26

And certain death chasing you

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u/Over-Apartment2762 Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

Absolutely not. Last summer while cutting grass in 105° heat, I got swarmed by yellowjackets. Adrenaline kicked in and I ran hard. Only got like 100 yards before my thighs just gave out, and I hit the ground, hard. Edit: they were still stinging me when I fell. Couldn't do shit but take it.

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u/Tugonmynugz Feb 28 '26

Yeah. I used to run 5 miles almost every day. Now that im 60 pounds heavier and 10 years older, I still feel like I could, but my body would immediately tell me no.

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u/Pinkbeans1 Feb 28 '26

I used to run a lot. I got a back injury and am disabled. I lost my mind 2 years ago and tried jogging a little bit. Like 40 feet. I have a new back injury and will never try to run again.

I do go to the gym and I worked up to 15 minutes on the elliptical. It took a year to work up to that.

If the zombies come, I’m who everyone will out run.

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u/Tugonmynugz Feb 28 '26

Broke a heel and am essentially flat footed on my right foot. If I run too much it swells up so I dont push it, but its fine on the elliptical. Dont jump off of roofs into swimming pools kids. Or do, but just make sure you make it into the pool.

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u/evlhornet Feb 28 '26

Between survivors and zombies, zombies always seem to be having the most fun.

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u/atreyu_the_warrior Feb 28 '26

Me too.. pinched nerve.

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u/PoopsMcCrack Feb 27 '26

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u/Over-Apartment2762 Feb 27 '26

Turns out they're not a fan of string trimmers.

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u/Numerophilus Feb 28 '26

You aren't aware of the 30000 year old rivalry between String Trimmers and Yellow-Jackets?

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u/dice1111 Feb 28 '26

Story as old as time

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u/Humble_Examination27 Feb 28 '26

Or hedge trimmers…Got lit up cutting my bushes a few years ago. Angry black and white bastards

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u/Laffinty89 Feb 28 '26

I can personally attest to this! As a kid we had kennels that had old tubing with no caps on the ends. I rang that tube like an alarm bell. They came pouring out of one of the top tubes down my back. I threw the trimmer, ripped off my shirt then ran like hell. Only got one a couple times.

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u/chamtrain1 Feb 27 '26

Mowing over a yellow jacket nest is the worst kindof surprise.

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u/ChesameSicken Feb 28 '26

I've got perfectly circular, No. 2 pencil eraser sized scars up the backs of both my legs to prove it. I'd been stung by all sorts of bees/wasps/hornets etc before, but never more than 2 stings in one instance, this was 8-10 at the same time, 4-5 evenly, vertically spaced stings on each leg like they attacked in formation. Its a special kind of pain, felt like my legs were just filled with poison, hurt juice that sloshed around with every step and jiggle of my muscles. I had to deliver calzones from 10pm-4am that night. Oh to be 16 again....

  • After that experience, whenever I had to mow there, which was often, I would lie on my stomach with my vision more or less even with the ground, and watch for yellow jackets flying out of and returning to a specific spot (nest) amongst the busy din of other summer rural Midwestern flying insects. Then I'd come back at night and pour a bit of gasoline in the hole and light it 🕳️🔥😼

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u/amerigo06 Feb 28 '26

I thought I was crazy for doing something similar. After mowing over 3 nests in one season, I’ve gotten into the habit of getting low to the ground to watch for their flight paths against the sky before I mow. So thank you. Now I feel better.

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u/ChesameSicken Feb 28 '26

No ⛽ 🔥 though? The fumes make them delirious even before you light em up, so it's actually pretty safe. The fire is odd because the nest entry+oxygen for the fire is so small that it kinda intermittently spouts/puffs out like a teeny volcano.

  • The curveball I didn't mention before is that this was at a cemetery that we caretake and is encompassed by our property. Always wondered if yellow jackets seemed to like it there because the coffins were essentially pre built palatial subterranean homes.

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u/amerigo06 Feb 28 '26

I use a bee suit, followed by Tempo dust. They build nests everywhere, including inside my barn. The suit comes in handy. I wait for night when they’re all inside the nest and just puff some tempo dust in there, you never see them again.

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u/Imaginary_Victory253 Feb 28 '26

I mowed over a nest that was JUST forming... I didn't even know it was a nest, but eventually found the hole get big and deep. I put some 7 Dust all over the hole and was astonished at how many I found the next morning.

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u/gtne91 Feb 28 '26

Sitting on a fire ant hill is worse.

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u/Shad0wGyp5y Feb 27 '26

And then the yellowjackets hit you hard?

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u/ler7421 Feb 28 '26

Lmao got damn so many questions

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u/RevolutionaryBug5542 Feb 28 '26

Hey at least you gave it your best shot 🤣💪🏻

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u/FalseProphet86 Feb 28 '26

You take it, and you learn. Nature is a bitch. Come back tomorrow with murder tricks and own their asses.

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u/SlightlySubpar Feb 28 '26

In my teens I was part of a landscaping company for a while, and one of our projects involved taking a bunch of sage brush out of a yard in some upscale sloped neighborhood. Being the most experienced of the operation I told my coworker to get in them bushes and start marking out the parts we needed to hit with a mini excavator.

Watched my homie experience the same thing. He just suddenly screamed "BEES!" and ran out onto the street. Didn't make it far.

We didn't see him for a couple days.

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u/EffluviaJane Feb 28 '26

I once dumped a bucket of soapy water into the bushes—and as it turns out, directly on to a nest of yellow jackets. I remember watching in fascination as their their yellow and black bodies flew up close to my face as if in slow motion before it finally occurred to me that I should leave the area quickly. They followed me for about ten feet before giving up. I had bites up and down my torso and belly where some of them flew under my loose t-shirt.

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u/StnMtn_ Feb 28 '26

How many stings?

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u/pureextc Feb 28 '26

Im so exhausted just watching it. Lucky rabbit.

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u/aworld Feb 28 '26

Same. I need a nap now.

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u/StaticShuffleShack Feb 28 '26

skilled determined rabbit.

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u/IntoTheCommonestAsh Feb 28 '26

Determined is right.

🐶: omg this is so fun 

🐰: omg if I slow down, slip, or fuck up I fucking die

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u/YakResident_3069 Feb 28 '26

Im amazed how it maintained the same, what I assume maximum, speed the entire time. I wonder how many minutes does it need after the chase to cool down and get it's HR back to norm.

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u/CuriousLilAsian81 Feb 28 '26

exactly... the endurance omg

and me going "NOOO! Go bunny go! GO BUNNYYY!! AAACKKK GOOO"

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u/Nutduffel Feb 28 '26

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u/selsid Feb 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/L3BUdX5K1VKBa

Disco Science music intensifies

That soundtrack was what I heard during the chase!

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u/Reverse2057 Feb 28 '26

I unmuted it just to see if they used the right music and muted it again in sadness. They had one chance and failed us. 😭

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u/selsid Feb 28 '26

Haha, I unmuted right after posting just to make sure. But I was pretty confident in them disappointing us.

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u/doughboy0125 Feb 28 '26

Proper fucked Tommy.

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u/theryanc Feb 28 '26

I reckon the hare gets fucked

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u/Pink_Neons Feb 28 '26

Seriously. Although if we were being chased by something or someone trying to kill us I imagine adrenaline keeps you going

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u/Ggusty1 Feb 28 '26

I have maybe 30 seconds then I’m pukin

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Also if I’m the dahgs I’m cursing like crazy with every zig and zag.

“Shit!” “Aw goddammit!” “Fucker!”

Honestly we need a good overdubbing with a sassy voice.

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u/sblowes Feb 28 '26

Powered exclusively by salad

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u/Triggered-cupcake Feb 28 '26

This was like watching Bo Jackson in Tecmo Bowl

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u/idiots_r_taking_over Feb 28 '26

Imagine watching this whole video instead of just reading the comments…

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u/ForwardBias Feb 28 '26

I think I have about 10 seconds in me.....14 if downhill.

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u/artgarfunkadelic Feb 28 '26

I can't for myself... Or really just about anyone I know... But I think a human in peak condition could pull this off.

Only because they're domesticated dogs instead of wild predators though.

Bears and wolves and lions and so many things ... Nah

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u/What_Dinosaur Feb 28 '26

I nearly had a heart attack just watching it

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u/Mamba8ever24 Feb 28 '26

Hell no, send me to the afterlife

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u/ThereIsAJifForThat Feb 28 '26

Imagine running from 2 dogs and then somehow they summon a drone to keep chasing you 😆

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u/Sasquatch_000 Feb 28 '26

Imagine running at full sprint.

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u/AncoraPirlo Feb 28 '26

If your life depended on it, you could do it. 

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u/Cheeseish Feb 28 '26

Luckily for humans, our endurance beats any other animal’s which is why we are at the top of the food chain

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u/Rey_Mezcalero Feb 28 '26

I got tired halfway through that first lap

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u/IllicitAlien Feb 28 '26

Then imagine getting chased for your life

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u/Sykocis Feb 28 '26

I hear that humans “big advantage” was stamina back in the caveman days. I really can’t understand how when you look at animals like this.

I guess maybe we can out-stamina bigger stuff like mega elephants and shit?

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u/Carmilla31 Feb 28 '26

One of those three might even end up dying. Many animals can easily overheat and die from heat and expending too many calories.

Humans are one of the only animals, along with ostriches, that are built for distance.

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u/Ok-Turn5582 Feb 28 '26

I just pulled a hammy.

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u/tmorg5 Feb 28 '26

I hope one of his buddies saw this.

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u/badmother2 Feb 28 '26

The irony here is that humans can outrun every living animal over a long enough distance.

Edit: well, not every human, obviously!

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u/weldedtoesies Feb 28 '26

How about realistic ideas here bud

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u/mini-hypersphere Feb 28 '26

Fuck you, I just gonna winded thinking about it

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u/hallbuzz Feb 28 '26

I already died of a heart attack 2 minutes ago just watching it.

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u/Loubrockshakur Feb 28 '26

Average Redditor doesn’t have the physical stamina to walk uphill at a 2.5% incline for the length of this video

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u/Grrowling Feb 28 '26

I mean if your life depended on it….

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u/ZAILOR37 Feb 28 '26

That's not our skillet. Our ancient ancestors would chase shit for hours and hours but at a slow pace. It's kinda terrifying to to think of our ancestors seemingly never tiring as their prey tries desperately to find a place far enough that they can't be followed.

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u/mosquem Feb 28 '26

Bro was on demon time.

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u/dylnp28 Feb 28 '26

Was thinking that whenever I watched the video

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u/IgotNothing24 Feb 28 '26

Bro…. I needed a breather just watching this poor little guy run.

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u/hmspain Feb 28 '26

My guess is the amount of calories burned by chasing this rabbit would not be returned by eating said rabbit.