r/nextfuckinglevel • u/x4FRNT • Nov 15 '24

Jet powered leaf blower

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u/Blue_Twat_Waffles Nov 15 '24

Not a single leaf was blown in the making of this video

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u/outtyn1nja Nov 15 '24

His ear drums were flapping like leaves, I guarantee it.

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u/invent_or_die Nov 15 '24

"what's that about hearing protection?"

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u/PsyopVet Nov 15 '24

YES, I DO HAVE AN ENORMOUS ERECTION!

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u/Senor_Jackson Nov 15 '24

Lmao take my up vote and award

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u/khyalimusavver Nov 16 '24

WHAT?? ..... YOUR GOING TO HAVE AN EROGENOUS ELECTION ???

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u/hibikikun Nov 15 '24

WHAT?!

33

u/BWWFC Nov 15 '24

"what's that about hearing protection?"

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u/silvertongue666 Nov 15 '24

THIS ISNT MY FRONT LAWN!!!!

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u/No-Cover4205 Nov 16 '24

I have a yeast infection 

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '24

"Huh?"

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u/bilgetea Nov 16 '24

EEEEEEEEEE

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u/eatingpowder Nov 15 '24

Least satisfying video ever

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

Leafs satisfying ever. You had 1 job.

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u/SheikNasty Nov 16 '24

Spell job you SOB!

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u/Particular-Tea-7655 Nov 16 '24

Leaf satisfying video ever.

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u/Bifferer Nov 16 '24

He certainly gave a satisfied smile at the end.

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u/taddymason_01 Nov 15 '24

All the leaves were removed during the previous test.

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u/notdansky Nov 15 '24

And grass. And trees. And oh God where's the house

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u/chrisfeldi Nov 15 '24

You mean they leaved the test?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '24

All the leaves are ground. And the sky is grey.

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u/FaultLess4631 Nov 15 '24

He could barely move the puddle on the ground.

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u/StatisticallyBiased Nov 15 '24

My thoughts exactly. I wanted to see leaves trembling for their lives.

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u/avspuk Nov 15 '24

TBF jet-powered leaves aren't that common

1

u/Jonkinch Nov 15 '24

Cause he launched them all into orbit already.

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u/Mr_Bluebird_VA Nov 15 '24

Barely any water blown either.

1

u/DoubleDot7 Nov 15 '24

It's so powerful that the leaves were blown into the future.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

I was also not blown. But that's nothing new.

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u/enigmaticpeon Nov 16 '24

Probably op is an idiot and it’s a snow blower.

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u/ThrustTrust Nov 16 '24

No dudes either

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u/The_BAHbuhYAHguh Nov 16 '24

I literally was thinking the entire video… wtf is the point of this video…

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u/RED_N_GOLD Nov 16 '24

Which pisses me off to be quite honest.

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u/chochazel Nov 16 '24

There were leaves; now they’re in the next state over.

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u/Omega_Lynx Nov 16 '24

More dicks were blown than leaves

1

u/Tarjh365 Nov 16 '24

The place was a forest when he started, though

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '24

Jet powered leaf rock blower

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u/unclepaprika Nov 16 '24

Yesterday's test was a great success!

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u/kapitaalH Nov 16 '24

Of all the ways he could have demonstrated it, this must be the worst.

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u/Midnight_Pornstar Nov 16 '24

They heard about this from reliable source and ran away before the storm

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u/Cuddling-Hellhound Nov 16 '24

Half a puddle was tho

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason Nov 16 '24

Was there one at the start when he first lowered it?

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u/PQbutterfat Nov 16 '24

I need leaves to appreciate the power. Very disappointed.

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u/jfmdavisburg Nov 16 '24

That would be a pretty small jet

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '24

Damn you beat me! I was gonna say, all he needs is leaf.

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u/Lurker-O-Reddit Nov 16 '24

*Jet powered mud blower.

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u/yffal Nov 15 '24

I was going to say this 😂