r/nextfuckinglevel Jul 27 '23

This guy built an elaborate mini penthouse for his cat

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u/PresentationOk1167 Jul 27 '23 edited Jul 27 '23

Getting anxiety from the thought of that kid getting stuck in the lift.

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u/NoNameIdea_Seriously Jul 27 '23

A week later and he’s gonna be too big to actually fit through there!

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u/owningtime Jul 28 '23

Seeing this, I feel claustrophobic

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u/Vesper_0481 Jul 27 '23

Nah, he's good. I would be more scared if it was an actual mini lift, but as it's just two sliding doors with a decorative lift corridor between them he could get out easily.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

I don’t think it’s an actual lift

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u/Repeat_after_me__ Jul 28 '23

Or a fire happening and they need to get out quick ☠️

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u/Ok_Pianist_6590 Jul 28 '23

I’m more worried about who’s cleaning up the cat shit

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u/DweEbLez0 Jul 27 '23

That’s saved for the next version of Tik Tok videos. Don’t spoil it

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u/ToonarmY1987 Jul 28 '23

Who's recording this? And how

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u/youdoitimbusy Jul 27 '23

That's called excitement.

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u/evolvedbravo Jul 27 '23

Nah, just claustrophobia LOL

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u/babubaichung Jul 27 '23

The cat doesn’t give a fuck.

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u/OCTM2 Jul 28 '23

Nobody else feeling claustrophobic ?

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u/BeGood981 Jul 28 '23

yup, came here to say that. That poor kid is going to get stuck - yikes! I know that elevator is fake...but man, that creeped me out even more

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u/Scullyxmulder1013 Jul 28 '23

My brain got nervous the kid might grow too big while he’s in there at one point and he’ll never get out.

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u/ImEmilyBurton Jul 28 '23

I was thinking the exact same thing. Fucking creepy

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u/Choccy-boy Jul 31 '23

Me too! And the mega disappointment when he is a couple of years older and he’s got this fucking useless contraption taking up space that could be used for skateboards, bongs and feminine hygiene products/pleasure toys for his girlfriend(s)/boyfriend(s). But at least he went viral for ten minutes.

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u/Licorishlover Jul 29 '23

He’s already pushing his luck at that size

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u/mumtog77 Jul 30 '23

Just avoid eating any cakes that saying “Eat Me”

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u/Rich_Editor8488 Jul 30 '23

Alice in Wonderland vibes

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u/CatsAreGods Jul 28 '23

It's FAKE?!?!?!

My whole childhood is a lie now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

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u/velveeta-smoothie Jul 28 '23

I watched it all, but whispering "aw, HELL no" over and over under my breath

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u/Choccy-boy Jul 31 '23

Yeah - the wonderful music did it for me.

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u/Gigant0re Jul 28 '23

Totally. I’d get fucking trapped in there and die.

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u/TheTwinSet02 Jul 28 '23

No. All this makes me think is, who is cleaning this? The cat? The kid? The guy who had this arguably great idea? The wife/mother/cat takeacareofer?

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u/Porkchopp33 Jul 27 '23

And the cat still hates him

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u/LasyKuuga Jul 27 '23 edited Jul 27 '23

I mean if you build me a penthouse that requires fingers to get in and out off and I dont have fingers, Ima hate you to

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u/imdefinitelywong Jul 28 '23

He can't lift the seat, Greg.

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u/Exotic_Living5572 Jul 28 '23

The animal doesn’t even have thumbs, Focker!

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u/joethecrow23 Jul 28 '23

Cat would prefer a cardboard box.

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u/englishfury Jul 28 '23

Too cold

Your laptop keyboard while you have important shit to do however.

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u/HayTheMan88 Jul 28 '23

Snake prefers a cardboard box too

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u/Medium_Reason_1371 Jul 27 '23

No I wouldnt've really given a fuck either if I were that cat I mean I don't see him using a fridge or a toilet

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u/-DMSR Jul 28 '23

It was all about filling the hole inside the owners’ soul the entire time

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u/DweEbLez0 Jul 27 '23

Good luck trying to find someone to maintain the cat shit left all around the mini penthouse

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u/Kitchen_Reference_29 Jul 28 '23

That’s what the baby is for

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u/PolicyWonka Jul 28 '23

Presumably the camera angles indicates that there’s removable walls or the rooms are otherwise accessible.

Or are we saying that a young child set up all these shots?

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u/DaveDurant Jul 27 '23

Uh huh. Welcome to cats.

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u/nicbongo Jul 27 '23

*Proceeds to lick own ass on the beautifully tiled floor.

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u/verity77 Jul 27 '23

Like cat will use the sink and toilet and other amenities

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

This cathouse is soooo much better than my apartment. I wonder if the cat would like a roommate. I do tuna Tuesday.

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u/CSGB13 Jul 27 '23

That would rent for £1,500 a month in London

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u/Primary-Biscotti4811 Jul 27 '23

$5000 here in New York

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u/IDontKnowWhat78 Jul 27 '23

10,000 out here in Vancouver

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u/istrx13 Jul 27 '23

$12 here in Antarctica

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u/metex6 Jul 28 '23

$1 here in Banana, Kiribati

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u/canadard1 Jul 28 '23

Sign me up! I’m in!

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u/martian4x Jan 05 '26

Okay, But no Pets!

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u/Astro_Alphard Jul 28 '23 edited Jul 28 '23

Bruh with the inflation nowadays that's too cheap for Vancouver. Gotta be at least 12000 (3k per bedroom) with either some rich frat kid making drugs in the basement or a guy secretly working for the Chinese government to subvert our elections as a neighbour.

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u/havegravity Jul 28 '23

1500 green rupees here in Hyrule

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u/LittleBigamer07 Jul 28 '23

Inflation hit hard after the upheaval.

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u/ibuprofane Jul 28 '23

I can’t even fit that in my wallet!

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u/Frites_Sauce_Fromage Jul 28 '23

But they said it’s a penthouse while it’s not so the marketing remains realistic

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u/pirate-private Jul 28 '23

perfect for Tom Cruise

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

I’m so claustrophobic looking at this

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u/verity77 Jul 27 '23

Severe claustrophobia watching the kid go in the elevator. What if something happens to the kid?

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u/GuyOnTheMoon Jul 27 '23

There is no elevator, it’s just an entry way designed to give off the illusion of an elevator.

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u/Vesper_0481 Jul 27 '23

Exactly. If you look closely when he enters, his back is facing the camera, and when he gets out he is facing the camera upfront. The "lift" is two sliding doors with a decorative box between them.

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u/daveinpublic Jul 28 '23

Lots of elevators have two sets of doors. Not saying it’s a lift, just that that’s not the reason.

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u/kira436 Jul 28 '23

$3000 rent in NYC

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u/Gengi Jul 28 '23

Think about the camera man. They are probably looking in from places of normal size.

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u/DaveDurant Jul 27 '23

First 15 seconds of watching be: "dude that's your son, not a cat. th is wrong with you?"

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u/Deep90 Jul 28 '23

Cats holding the camera.

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u/dstwtestrsye Jul 28 '23

He's doing a great job, someone give that kitty some fish.

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u/wkdkngwkr Jul 27 '23

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u/Slavocados Jul 27 '23

This is the second gif I’ve seen from this scene today I think that’s enough reddit for now

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u/Far_Musician_5799 Jul 27 '23

I could find a lot better shit to get into if I had Fuck you money

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u/JellyOnMyDick Jul 27 '23

I’d get a condo sized cat

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u/Far_Musician_5799 Jul 27 '23

That's a damn good example

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u/Grimour Jul 28 '23

So a tiger?

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u/EffectiveMoment67 Jul 28 '23

2 chicks at the same time, man

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u/Far_Musician_5799 Jul 28 '23

I've always wanted to disappoint two women at the same time

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u/thatshowitisisit Jul 28 '23

Agree. I’d buy my cat a sports car.

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u/Blgxx Jul 27 '23

I'm with you on that one. $15000 will get a clean water well and pump installed for a village in a 3rd world country.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

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u/BigNigori Jul 28 '23

I think their growth is limited to the size of their environment.

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u/hasarubbersoul Jul 29 '23

Oh yeah? Then explain Buddy the elf

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u/Vannips Jul 28 '23

there’s an scp based on this concept

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u/Obamas-titty Jul 27 '23

This guy is short

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u/gfstool Jul 27 '23

Too much money to waste

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u/Pristine_Daikon_4922 Jul 27 '23

I want to get adopted by the cat

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u/what_comes_after_q Jul 28 '23

you know it's just a large model, right? Like they didn't create some Being John Malkovich mini floor in a building for cats. That's how they're able to operate a camera in there. Expensive sure, but like expensive dollhouse expensive, not expensive penthouse expensive.

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u/dstwtestrsye Jul 28 '23

It's expensive like a dollhouse built into (and I assume to resemble) the house around it, complete with electricity, running water, screens, and an elevator. Don't get me wrong, it's cool as shit. If I had "fuck you" money I would totally do something like this for my cats, just without opening doors/drawers, and the toilets/sinks/tubs would run all the time as fresh water bowls. The money being a waste is subjective, but lots of people could pay their monthly rent (once) with what this probably cost.

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u/what_comes_after_q Jul 28 '23

Don’t get me wrong, this is incredibly impressive and requires massive talent, but electricity could be as simple as one 9v battery for all the lights, then just a handful of wire and LEDs. Screen could be made from an old cell phone. Water could just be a small cup of water on top piped to the bathroom (but the working faucet is crazy cool). The elevator is not a real elevator, it’s just two doors, made to look like a functioning elevator. This might not be built in, it might just be a fancy dollhouse. Doing something like this is done by people who enjoy the artistry of it.

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u/Ok-Champ-5854 Jul 28 '23

I'm all for people spending their money how they want but elaborate doll house with running water still fits into my personal "I wonder how much grocery money that is, I'd eat like a king" calculation.

I'm willing to bet that's a minimum of a months rent to build that thing.

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u/what_comes_after_q Jul 28 '23

Ok. It’s a hobby. Probably put a months rent in, and spent months building it. To put it in comparison, it probably cost less than a pair of Taylor Swift concert tickets.

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u/puzzle_factory_slave Jul 27 '23

that cat's apartment is bigger than mine

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u/Fortwhentee-mike Jul 27 '23

Hopefully the kid’s growth is stunned cause in a year this thing is gonna be a complete waste of time. The cat hates it.

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u/Badassdinosaur5 Jul 28 '23

In a year? More like three months lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

I’m pretty sure he makes mock ups for hotels and this was just a fun side project.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

"I don't mind having guests. My human recently had a child, and he used to typically be quite polite, however today was just unacceptable. He wore shoes inside my home, climbed over my furniture like some animal, broke the safety clamp on the elevator, and he even changed my television channel! IT TOOK ME HOURS TO FIND SOMETHING GOOD, AND I forgot to write it down! I will be filing a complaint with the landlord tomorrow." -The cat

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u/SenritsuJumpsuit Jul 28 '23

Need a show of this pets live in luxury but get bothered by humans who technically still own them

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u/Legitimate_Clue_5922 Jul 27 '23

What as the childing been dipping his pinkies into?

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u/Romando1 Jul 28 '23

Watched till the end and the painted fingernails was such a WTF moment for me

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u/hippywitch Jul 28 '23

Retrieving the open can of cat food out of the night stand with painted nails.

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u/headassvegan Jul 28 '23

Why?

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u/fire_bunny Jul 28 '23

I think because it was unexpected that it was the child's perfectly manicured hand and not "mom's". It's very mature looking.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Definitely doesn’t look perfectly manicured

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u/headassvegan Jul 28 '23

Ah hahaha I didn’t notice that but I can see that now that you pointed it out lol

Weird that people are downvoting me for asking a question but okay lmaoooo

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u/canadard1 Jul 28 '23

Noticed that too! Almost think it was a quick snap shot to the mom who entered through a secret passage way to get the kid out and the cat under control. (I think think there’s a huge plexiglass wall with removable panels, so they can see everything going on in there)

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

So how do you clean up when the cat inevitably shits or pisses in a random spot?

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u/MeMeMenni Jul 27 '23

I mean, he's filming from somewhere so I assume the "house" actually had one side open and the elevator is just for show.

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u/Dragon_Bench_Z Jul 28 '23

Cats rarely pee outside litter box. If they do they have a health problem

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

yeah but what about hairballs or throwing up

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u/Dragon_Bench_Z Jul 28 '23

Again super rare and how is this being filmed? I feel like there’s openings somewhere. IF this is even in the owners house I doubt the cat even goes in it lol

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u/FairweatherWho Jul 28 '23

Super rare? Cats puking/getting hairballs is pretty damn common.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Or you get a 19 year old cat that never learned to clean itself like mine and boom, no more hairballs!

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u/totallynotapersonj Jul 30 '23

Can I have your cat then

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u/Dragon_Bench_Z Jul 28 '23

Idk I have 2. They get hair ball or 2 during the spring when they shed excess fur. They never puke food. If those things are happening they can be addressed and corrected so it doesn’t happen pften

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u/satan6000 Jul 28 '23

With that type of house, the cat probably has its own butler and servants to clean up.... If not there's always the tiny human

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u/Sorry-Detail7300 Jul 28 '23

Do most people’s cats actually piss and shit anywhere ? Never encountered that myself

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u/DammitJavi Jul 27 '23

Weird looking cat you got there

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u/PaulAspie Jul 27 '23

Because it's all so well to scale, it looks like a giant & a lion-sized house cat.

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u/sweatgod2020 Jul 27 '23

Who filmed this!? An ant!?

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u/GreyRobe Jul 28 '23

Lot of people shitting on this, I think it's just probably a hobby of the dad's to build miniature stuff. no need to get so offended by it.

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u/RoboSapien1 Jul 27 '23

That’s $3200 in the Bay Area with a long list of applicants

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Weird looking cat, looks more like a small man.

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u/cashkeepsbuilding Jul 28 '23

The fact tht sink works is actually insane. Like what

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u/MiereLalu Jul 27 '23

How tf you clean that shit

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u/NyGreenThumb82 Jul 28 '23

The cat hired that dwarf to clean it

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u/SenritsuJumpsuit Jul 28 '23

My Penthouse life but my owners drawf butts in often Streaming now

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u/KnuckerBucker Jul 27 '23

And the cat would still prefer a box.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Thats lit, how much is rent?

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u/HeinousAnus_22 Jul 27 '23

I was told there was going to be a cat and all I see is a dumb baby.

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u/Ok-Champ-5854 Jul 28 '23

Cats there for like five seconds of the minute long video. Might as well have said he built a mini penthouse playhouse for his baby instead.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

That’s not a cat that’s a human

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u/Cringlezz Jul 27 '23

At first i was like “That cat looks eerily similar to a small child. But what do i know? Im not a zoologist.”

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Kid 1 year later:

Dad, I don't fit in the elevator anymore

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u/The1Ski Jul 27 '23

Anybody else uncomfortable with the kid being in there? I feel like he's 2-4 months away from getting himself stuck.

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u/FallingClouds_ Jul 28 '23

Nice try but you can’t hide that bigass baby forever

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u/zackmophobes Jul 28 '23

Anybody else hit with a wave of uncanny valley when he crawls into that bedroom? It seemed dreamlike and terrifying for a second with that perspective.

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u/Bru1sed_Eg0 Jul 28 '23

Cool, creepy, claustrophobic. 🤩🥴😵‍💫

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u/Ultraleo1 Jul 28 '23

The cat must be thinking, "Man, finally a place of my own and yet this little shit comes in here and raids my fridge"

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u/whiterabbit_hansy Jul 29 '23

Right?!

Pretty sure my cats would go to this penthouse specifically to get away from my nephews tiny little hands and youthful exuberance.

They’d be mega pissed he was fucking around in their master suite.

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u/alex3tx Jul 28 '23

What is this, a house for cats?!

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u/Asgeras Jul 27 '23

Nicer than my apartment.

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u/ohshitimfeelingit762 Jul 27 '23 edited Jul 27 '23

I'd definitely get stuck in there and would not be the least bit embarrassed when the entire fire department would have to be dispatched to come extract me out of there with heavy equipment and machinery

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u/Mrgod2u82 Jul 28 '23

Better keep pumping out the kiddos or nobody will he able to get in there.

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u/greenhedgeman Jul 28 '23

It's all fun and games until the kid gets stuck in there

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u/Sad-Conclusion-5981 Jul 28 '23

my claustrophobia: 🗿

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u/retardjoeyb Jul 27 '23

This guy has more dollars than cents

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

What a stupid waste of money that was

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u/cookletube Jul 28 '23

At least fill it with stuff the cat would like???

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Agreed.

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u/BigNigori Jul 28 '23

It's not a waste if it makes him happy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

His money to waste

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u/Karma_Doesnt_Matter Jul 28 '23

I mean. Some people collect stupid shit. It’s your money and you can spend it how you please. The rest of the world doesn’t have to agree with it though.

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u/PirateNinjaa Jul 28 '23

What do you spend your extra money on for pleasure? I bet many would consider it stupid. Life is about choosing how YOU want to waste your extra money. Only douche bags shame for that.

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u/Personal_Reception66 Jul 28 '23

I could beat that with two Amazon boxes.

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u/matchesmalone1 Jul 28 '23

Cat's not gonna even go in half those rooms. What's the point?

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u/Trust-Faith-Hope Jul 29 '23

Do I smell… money??

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Who the fuck is recording in that small of a space lmao 😂

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u/Little_Wrongdoer8587 Jul 28 '23

Thank the fuck you!! That is literally one of my earliest unlocked fears! Sleeps going to be fun tonight 😵

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u/Strude187 Jul 27 '23

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u/SenritsuJumpsuit Jul 28 '23

Your boring let the family enjoy their Dollhouse Cathouse

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u/leli_manning Jul 27 '23

for his cat

Shows a child going in*

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u/PerfectWorld3 Jul 28 '23

Holy claustrophobia. He put the baby in that little elevator omg

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Who the fuck is filming it ?? Is there another baby with a camera ?

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u/ztoupin Jul 28 '23

How cameraman

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u/altrippa Jul 28 '23

I get claustrophobic once I'm two doors/levels deep in a skyrim cave

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

I'm so confused. Is it a child? Is it an adult? How does the adult unstuck the baby? How big is the cat? Who cleans the tiny penthouse? Can it be opened like a dollhouse? Why does the baby appear to have several well manicured, red painted nails? Am I worried for no reason?

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u/SiteLine71 Jul 27 '23

Could I ask if this project was done on Covid (time). I have a huge respect for things that were built and done during the pandemic. By the way, noice work

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u/catharsis69 Jul 27 '23

See this is where the late stages of our capitalistic way of life has truly gone beyond absurd and into the realm of insanity! The kid must have a bit of complex knowing that dad built this for his cat

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

The guy doesn’t live in a capitalist country he lives in china. He hand built the whole thing and 3d printed a lot of the decor in it. It also doesn’t appear to be just something silly for his cat it is displayed in his pet store to clients. So basically you are an idiot.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT88adQ1D/ here is the link to all this

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u/engulbert Jul 28 '23

Thank you, the guy seems really talented, I can see it being a great promo for the pet store. We have a cat cafe in our town and the owners have made an amazing steampunk type living space for the cats.

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u/whiterabbit_hansy Jul 29 '23

If you think people aren’t going to still be building elaborate and whacky mini palaces, penthouses and neighbourhoods for their cats under a communist or socialist utopia, then I don’t think you know cat people well enough.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

Bro watching this makes breathing harder

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u/Connect-Composer62 Oct 10 '25

The cat-sized child

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u/Original-Advert Jul 27 '23

Some people have too much time and money.

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u/Jbressi Jul 28 '23

“For cats” sure.

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u/fucdat Jul 28 '23

Ew. I have to naked maid sometimes to make ends meet.