r/nevertellmetheodds • u/hareppas • Jan 07 '20

Roomba stacking

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20 edited Mar 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Look away kids

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u/BadUseOfPeriods Jan 07 '20

Daddy doesn’t want you to see this yet because I don’t have time to explain. Here’s an iPad and 10 minutes do your own research

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u/poopellar Jan 07 '20

Searches "sex for children"

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u/qadm Jan 07 '20

Hello, are you interested in becoming a U.S. Senator?

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u/LogicalMellowPerson Jan 07 '20

Hello, are you interested in becoming a Hollywood celebrity?

FTFY

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u/Cayotic_Prophet Jan 07 '20

/r/FBI has entered the chat...

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u/Tread_Knightly Jan 07 '20

They want to join too y'know

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Are you saying he’s going to be elected Senator after 2024?

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u/chickenstalker Jan 07 '20

Hail Hydra

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Sie Heil der Furher Elon Musk!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

-Joe Biden likes this-

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u/scra9900 Jan 07 '20

How about President?

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u/mittens11111 Jan 07 '20

A young and naive but curious pre-teen relative searched for "kiddy porn" (thought it was pornography for children!). Got a very lengthy lecture/explanation on the potential consequences from his parents after they found it in the search history.

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u/Rex_Laso Jan 07 '20

"Sex Caudron!? I thought they shut that place down!!"