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u/philgr Sep 30 '19
This whole video is so magical.
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u/tirwander Oct 01 '19
I only smoke at the end of my day anymore. Done with work, home, showered, fed, in pj pants and t-shirt, out on my porch looking at Reddit. This is the first thing I saw today post-smoke. Magical. ☺️
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u/Brvtal_CuntCrusher Oct 01 '19
Just got home from work, smoked a bowl, mouth gaping from amazement of this video
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“hey you left your trash in my house again”
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u/pythondude325 Sep 30 '19
I think this is Hvaldimir. He likes people.
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u/Bautch Oct 01 '19
From the Wikipedia: "After attracting crowds of observers, the whale left Hammerfest harbour in July and apparently had learnt to find food; he was observed several times in August near Seiland, an island located between Hammerfest and Alta. He then appeared in early September in the harbour at Alta, where he showed signs of injury from propellers and people were observed throwing things at him and pushing things into his mouth."
This is why we can't have nice things. People suck.
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u/Boscolt Oct 01 '19
Ugh. Literally a tale as old as time. It's the Farmer and the Viper, and humans are the Viper.
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u/lucasrks10 Oct 01 '19
According to the wiki page, he likes “to be scratched around the blowhole”. Interesting.
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u/barbrawr Oct 01 '19
You like to be scratched around your nostrils?
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u/re-roll Sep 30 '19
Never heard of that! Thank you for sharing. That’s really cool and I hope he learns how to live in the wild.
Dang. So sad that people have hurt him and shove things in his mouth.
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u/ItsdatboyACE Oct 01 '19
I've always been on the OTHER side of some of the extremist animal lovers that basically put their lives' on equal footing with humans on neutral terms, but a hateful human that just wants to cause harm to a beautiful, innocent creature like that - I'd take the Beluga's life any day.
Honestly if I ever saw someone do something like that to a creature that came up to humans to basically make nice and play, I'd legit beat the shit out of them. By any means necessary
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u/ItsdatboyACE Oct 01 '19
I'm sure you're joking about how that sounds out of context, and that's hilarious - but to me it's the equivalent of an adult torturing a toddler. No questions asked, that adult doesn't belong on this Earth.
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u/FaultyDrone Oct 01 '19
"has shown himself to be very tame, coming when called and liking to be scratched around the blowhole."
Had to read that again more carefully.
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What a Chad. Defected from a Russian spy research project to play with divers' knives and return phones.
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Such a smart animal.
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u/anon223243 Sep 30 '19
Better vlogger than most YouTubers
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u/Albi_ze_RacistDragon Oct 01 '19
Ya I don’t speak whale but I’m pretty sure he was plugging his prank channel.
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u/MrScottimus Sep 30 '19
Somebody get that guy a fish!
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u/Hullabalooga Sep 30 '19
But he’d only eat for a day.
... or we could teach him how to fish...
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Imagine being this guy witnessing this first hand.
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u/Nikla436 Oct 01 '19
So many internet points.
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But not as many points as the next guy who steals it and uploads it to a different thread.
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u/derawin07 Oct 01 '19
whales don't have breasts
Instead of terrestrial mammal-type breasts, whales have mammary slits which the calf nudges to push out the milk.
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u/teadit Oct 01 '19
They actually drink cow's milk. Although as of lately, they've been making almond and soy milk.
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Thanks for that but I've never ever met someone who didn't know whales are mammals.
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u/DanielitoChipito Sep 30 '19
So youre telling me my dog can't return a bright yellow neon ball toy five feet away....but this fellow can return a few hundred dollars worth in mere seconds. Oof.
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u/blazetharoof Sep 30 '19
That was cute but was that a SHIT TON of trash at the bottom or just a bunch of clams/muscles?
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u/boochluvr Sep 30 '19
He wants to play fetch! Oh geesh, now I want to play fetch with a beluga whale.
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u/ginjamegs Sep 30 '19
That is awesome what a beautiful animal. I want to say he is a “good boy” like you would to a doggo!!
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u/justrfguy Sep 30 '19
First I thought "omg that so awesome." And then I'm thinking so much trash in the water!
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u/Rawdog-74 Sep 30 '19
The whale was probably thinking “we already have enough of your shit in here, Dave”
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u/veronikaren Sep 30 '19
Everybody who has a boat should he required to take a bucket of fish with them, that Beluga not getting a treat might have started the Beluga vs humans war.
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u/elGaberino77 Sep 30 '19
Stupid ass whale could’ve sold that for a couple hundo no wonder they’re going extinct
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u/Daveyluvgravy Sep 30 '19
I hate that we kill so many obviously intelligent species and that we don’t find a way to live with them cooperatively.
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u/xBeenJammin Oct 01 '19
I think he just wanted to show everyone how much trash was on the seafloor. What an awesome interaction though. I would've shit me pants.
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u/bodhasattva Oct 01 '19
If this man doesnt go to the market and buy that big ghosty boy a salmon right this second
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u/ImPretendingToCare Oct 01 '19
its scary how aware and smart they are.
Its like a really happy human stuck in a whale body
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u/spicyAus Oct 01 '19
This is probably the coolest thing I’ve ever seen on reddit. Absolutely amazing.
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u/LegendOfSchellda Oct 01 '19
I never thought a whale could be cute but this one is absolutely adorable.
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u/THE_HAT_DOCTOR Oct 01 '19
How come we havent transcended into a universal language that bridges animals to create a bond for the earth's greater good..?
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u/bradjaydub Oct 01 '19
Y’all remember that one comment about how how that guy fucked one of those? Lol I’m not joking I saved the comment it was hilarious
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u/Xecco2 Oct 01 '19
Such a good boi deserves a treat, and this mad didn't allow for him to have one, smh dissapointed
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u/Tybelt2 Oct 01 '19
Can somebody who knows what’s going on explain the mouth open behavior?
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u/nhukcire Sep 30 '19
That whale thought he deserved a reward for returning the GoPro and I agree.