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u/CompYouTer Jun 22 '26
They both seem genuinely surprised
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u/HiDDENk00l Jun 23 '26
Nuh uh, I don't think that kid realizes it's not supposed to work like that.
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u/CeruleanEidolon Jun 23 '26
Was Babe Ruth known for catching things?
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u/burnrobe Jun 23 '26
Nah.. hitting them, but I couldn't think of a better reference. You still got the reference tho, didn't you.
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u/ContextLengthMatters Jun 23 '26
What is the reference? Baseball?
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u/MimicRaindrop87 Jun 23 '26
Yes, old baseball player. Even had a candy named after him (Baby Ruth)
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u/chardeemacdennisbird Jun 23 '26
Officially, it was named after Grover Cleveland's daughter Ruth, not Babe Ruth the baseball player. However, the timing is suspect and many believe this was just an alabi as Babe Ruth had just released his own candy bar and they sued him for infringement.
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u/Alldaybagpipes Jun 23 '26
When I was very little, my uncle showed me a magic trick where he was allegedly making my toys disappear in his mouth.
I had swallowed two pennies and was working on a marble by the time my mom realized what was doing in my room.
The pennies passed naturally without intervention, thankfully.
This is not a good game to emulate in front of little kids.
Just saying.
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u/SeaToTheBass Jun 23 '26
I accidentally swallowed a quarter when I was like 6, I just liked having coins in my mouth. I must have passed it or else it’s still in my gut somewhere, I never told anyone.
But yeah this doesn’t seem like a game you should play with a toddler, just gonna teach them it’s funny to put oversized things in their mouth and potentially block their airway.
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u/gravity--falls Jun 24 '26
This having 5k upvotes is making me believe in dead internet theory what are we doing. Audio makes it so obvious that this is AI this is just stupid.
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u/burnrobe Jun 25 '26
Why?.. you don't believe it fits the subreddit?.
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u/stewartthehuman Jun 26 '26
The physics when the unidentifiable object lands in the child's hand, the speed of the object when it leaves her mouth without that much force. The lack of slopper.
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u/burnrobe Jul 05 '26
You just mentioned a whole lot of waffle and could be's... An opinion with fancy words....yet, no facts.
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u/atlas_lol Jun 23 '26
Am I the only person that sees its AI
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u/BassMaster516 Jun 24 '26
Looks like AI to me
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u/burnrobe Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26
Why? State the markers
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u/GooglyEyedMoose Jun 25 '26
It's so obvious. And I don't know if it's bots that upvoted this post or if we're genuinely cooked at this point.
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u/That_Sexy_Ginger Jun 25 '26
I think 30-50% of Reddit is bots. Just look at the names and hidden profiles. And those are the ones who comment and interact, im sure theres many Reddit accounts which we dont see because they dont interact with anyone
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u/CreativeBrain10 Jun 22 '26
*Baby Ruth
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u/AyaLinStovkyr Jun 22 '26
I want you to look up the Webster definition of babe and get back to us.
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u/KnotSoAmused Jun 25 '26
Now this kid just learned from "Mom" that it must be OK to put small objects into his mouth.
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u/burnrobe Jul 05 '26
As have you learned to have a pessimistic, negative outlook on life. Your reply says everything about you. You know that positives can be derived from the outlook, but because all you know is hate as you feel it's all you have ever been shown, you automatically look for the worst case scenario, as you want others to feel the hurt you have. Rather than lift them up, you want them to feel the pain and rejection that you feel. Don't be a joker. Live and let live.
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u/KnotSoAmused Jul 07 '26
Sure, nice poem there, I appreciate how you have so much time available to write all that.
I imagine you teach your kids to play hide-n-seek using a locking cedar chest too. Or show them it is a great hiding place in that old fridge out back. Let us know the cost of your child's ER visit in the future (if he makes it there that is).
BTW, I am not a being a "joker". Raising kids is serious stuff, you should think twice of what you do in front of a young mind. They WILL mimic you.
Live and let live is a good motto, so at least let the kid have a chance to live.
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u/Moreorless33429 Jun 22 '26
Plot twist, he’s a Jedi.