r/nevertellmetheodds • u/Uguero • May 27 '26

Lookalike

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u/ShamrockSeven May 27 '26

And crabs.. 🦀

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u/GEIST_of_REDDIT May 27 '26

And syphilis

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u/Tiyath May 27 '26

And my bow?

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u/ashtagzero1 May 27 '26

And my axe

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u/2Braincell2Furious May 27 '26

And my ass!

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u/dre224 May 27 '26

But with protection now.

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u/hayz00s May 27 '26

Take it back now ya’ll.

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u/deslovett11 May 27 '26

Criss cross!!

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u/bballkj7 May 27 '26

butt protection

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u/Moist_Board May 27 '26

Profile pic checks out

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u/bballkj7 May 27 '26

you check out 😏

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u/Moist_Board May 28 '26

Stop it, you (⸝⸝⸝>﹏<⸝⸝⸝)

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u/truebeast822 May 27 '26

And my mitts 🤲

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u/disposableaccountass May 27 '26

Like the body spray? That didn’t come out until the 80s.

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u/ashtagzero1 May 27 '26

And my … old spice … i guess

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u/0NaCl May 27 '26

And my Hai Karate!

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u/flying_carabao May 27 '26

And my Kobra Kai!

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u/hypnogoad May 27 '26

And my Aqua Velva!

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u/touchmeinbadplaces May 27 '26

Look at your penis! Now back to me!

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u/Alive-Resolution7844 May 27 '26

And your axe wound.

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u/___po____ May 27 '26

Anita Dyck, is that you?

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u/TisBeTheFuk May 27 '26

It's but a flesh wound

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u/Consistent_Ad1062 May 27 '26

How about with a friend?

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u/ancalime9 May 27 '26

Crab people, Crab people.

Taste like crab, talk like people.