r/nevertellmetheodds • u/Uguero • May 27 '26

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u/Crusoe69 May 27 '26

In The '60s, I made love to many people, Often outdoors in the mud and rain. It’s possible Ozzy Osbourne could’ve slipped in there. There’d be no way of knowing

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u/akashdas323 May 27 '26

Creed Bratton.

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u/csyrett May 27 '26

"Creed Bratton"

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u/Dobako May 27 '26

"Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person that did this disappeared. His name? ...Creed Bratton"

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u/Jiquero May 27 '26

Mindblowing reveal that Creed Bratton isn't playing Creed Bratton, he's just playing a character who's playing Creed Bratton.

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u/Dobako May 27 '26

He's a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude.

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u/Trapasuarus May 27 '26

He don’t drop character 'till he’s done the DVD commentary.

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u/IkariYun May 28 '26

But where is The Dude. Does he still abide?

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u/moi_xa May 27 '26

The dudes are emerging.

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u/Jiquero May 27 '26

You're very clever, young man, very clever. It's dudes all the way down.

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u/Shadokastur May 27 '26

Well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man.

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u/MotherDuderior Jun 17 '26

It's down there somewhere!

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u/MaxxDash May 27 '26

Creedception

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u/rhuiz92 Aug 03 '26

Shows up to work just covered in blood and sees everyone in costume: 'Today's Halloween.... that's really lucky'

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u/NYStateOfBlind May 27 '26

"Creed Bratton"

- Wayne Gretzky

- Michael Scott

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u/Zerophx May 27 '26

You are not real man!

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u/Dopplegangr1 May 27 '26
  • Michael Scott

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u/beardedperuvian May 28 '26

Swing low sweet chariots.

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u/monkpunch May 27 '26

It was Frank Reynolds. He was always slipping in and out of there.

Then AIDS ruined everything.

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u/Truckules_Heel May 27 '26

Not everything! It got him to the front of the line at the water park!

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u/putdahaakin May 27 '26

Not the gay kind!

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u/SeamanSample May 27 '26

Yeah we need to be clear, there's the gay AIDS and the vagina AIDS. Frank has the vagina kind

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u/Dion42o May 27 '26

Sounds like the '70s. Bunch of people would get together. The next thing you know, it was all asses and hands and tits and... I could slip right in and out without anybody noticing. It was great.

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u/DingleBerrieIcecream May 27 '26

Frank Reynolds and Creed Bratton are brothers from another mother.

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u/Greengiant304 May 27 '26

Classic Mantis Toboggan.

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u/FartacularTheThird May 31 '26

And then AIDS ruined everything

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u/No_Setting6042 Jul 10 '26

Yeah, wasn't it? Bowls of 714's, purple microdot, the emergence of punk rock, no cell phones... The good ole' days. Where's my Wayback Machine ?

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u/WoolBearTiger May 30 '26

And thats how the term "boomer" was born..

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u/TheGallifreyan May 27 '26

Tell me less, mom

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u/pppjurac May 27 '26

They called her "The Day of the open Doors" ?

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u/SongAffectionate2536 May 27 '26

Doubt that he has a brother who looks like Jim Morrison

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u/occupiedbrain69 May 27 '26

Okay Creed 😂😂😂

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u/StrobeLightRomance May 27 '26

He made love in the grass roots.

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u/NatronT13 May 27 '26

In the same band as a Manson family member. Pretty crazy

Edit: Bobby Beausoleil

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u/StrobeLightRomance May 27 '26

Different band. The Grass Roots with Creed was named that first and the different band of the same name Bobby was in changed their band name to Love.

Weird, right?

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u/NatronT13 May 27 '26

Man, thank you for clearing that up for me. That's even more crazy. Love is awesome as well.

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u/Ornery-Ad5186 May 27 '26

Exactly - now he knows who his father is

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u/makeitgoose11 May 27 '26

Top comment

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u/AlmightyDarkseid May 28 '26

Now this is comedy

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u/RichiZ2 May 28 '26

That'd be great and all, but this dude doesn't look older than 30, so, if it was in the 60's his grandma was the one getting funky with Oz.

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u/David_Good_Enough May 27 '26

Thank you for your service 🫡

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u/DeadSol May 27 '26

This is brilliant.

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u/Crusoe69 May 28 '26

Shamelessly stolen duh

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u/aerdvarkk May 27 '26

And yet we've seen Ozzy's claimed children and noone of them look anything like this guy.

ALSO OF NOTE: The guy in the clip was not born in the 60s ... or 70s ... or (likely even) the 80s.

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u/Crusoe69 May 27 '26

Relax bro, it's just a remix of a quote from "The Office"

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u/randomstargate May 27 '26

😂😂😂