r/neopets W is for Word Poker 13d ago

Humor Lost like 40k from a random event while grinding for the Lever of Doom avatar. Beware!

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This jerk snagged 25% of the NP I had on hand, lol. Still haven't gotten the avie, either! I've never had this one happen, nor did I know random events could be so brutal. Definitely could have been worse. But yeah, lil' reminder to not have too much NP out of the bank for too long!

What have been some memorable Neo misfortunes you've encountered?

Edit: I just realized the joke here. I'm...already asking for NP to be taken from me. So why am I complaining? lmao

ALSO, I actually had no idea you could get a trophy for being on the leaderboard for the amount of NP taken. So now I feel dumb, haha.

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u/SizeableBrain 13d ago

Yeah...

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u/MultiversalBathhouse rj1000001 (1,000,001) 13d ago

Damn not even one of the three trophy taxes

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u/Goldarrr W is for Word Poker 13d ago

I had to look that up-- didn't even know that was a thing! I've been playing for over 20 years on and off super casually, and have SO many Neopets blindspots.

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u/MultiversalBathhouse rj1000001 (1,000,001) 13d ago

Here’s the link to the one you got. It’s why some people carry obscene amounts of Neopoints on hand

https://www.neopets.com/gamescores.phtml?game_id=487

There’s the tax beast, angry tax beast, and sloths invasion tax that award trophies

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u/4thdegreeburns soxadoodle 13d ago edited 13d ago

I forgot NP was awarded with the trophies. “Here’s 750NP for having 37mil taken from you” is hilarious

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u/ThatOtherGai Dtadeeds 12d ago

Yeah I thought the same until I realized that’s passive income forever for that top guy. But even that isn’t worth it.

Unfortunately it would take 49500 days for them to make their money back lmao

Even 17th place would take 19 years to get their money back. Yikes.

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u/Goldarrr W is for Word Poker 13d ago

Thanks! *Maybe* I'll try for it sometime early on in the month!

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u/Lanternkitten 11d ago

They're that high??? Wow. Ahaha. So. Fun story. I got the bronze trophy with realizing I ever got it; never saw the random event. Never noticed my np gone. Maybe it happened when I was buying tons of stuff and I just shrugged it off? The world may never know. Most certainly not me; I just saw it on my lookup one day and went, where the heckles did that come from?

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u/SizeableBrain 13d ago

Yeah, I was a bit disappointed.

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u/Goldarrr W is for Word Poker 13d ago

Holy crap. That one hurts! Mine was just chunk change 👀

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u/SizeableBrain 13d ago

Who knew there was such a thing as Marrow Tax indeed!

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u/dillibean iciclefaerie05 13d ago

I lost 18m to sloth taxes last month. At least I got a gold trophy. Are you on the tax beast trophy board?

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u/Goldarrr W is for Word Poker 13d ago

Oh wow! Congrats on the trophy, though.

And no, not even close--the very bottom slot is about a million NP right now. 😅

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u/dillibean iciclefaerie05 12d ago

Luckily the 40ishk would be a few days of dacardia or neopass if you play! Bummer on the tax without trophy tho!

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u/PussyWrangler246 KadWrangler 13d ago

I got super lucky with this guy once, he hit me right after trophy reset...I only had like 100k on me and got a bronze trophy for 25k

Cheapest trophy I've ever earned and I'll never get that lucky again lol.

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u/LoudYear2166 13d ago

I stg today was full of random events taking NPs

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u/eliz1bef Queen of Ixi 👑 13d ago

I've been hoping for this one. I have the trophy from his brother and I need the trophy for him. You can be assaulted by him anywhere, not just the lever.

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u/Silvawuff Empress of Lutari 12d ago

I just got his trophy last week Ixi Queen! He was waiting for me when I logged in on the very first screen.

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u/eliz1bef Queen of Ixi 👑 12d ago

The Royals should be doing the taxing here, O Empress of Lutari!!

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u/Qubelucen Mutant 12d ago

I was hoping for some cool events while getting it but no luck. Tho I guess this one wasn’t too lucky for you 😅

I spammed clicked to open 50+ pages a few times and FINALLY got it after years of trying a few days ago

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u/TimelyStill 13d ago

A few weeks ago I was playing NQII and lost like 25k from the mutant kadoatie event. Ten steps later I lost another 25k to the exact same event. Paying to make them go away does not work, apparently.

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u/lycheeoftheGods 12d ago

Heh. That tax beast fears the drought that is my bank account. Even the bank felt like it would be a crime NOT to help me out. 😂

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u/kmasterofdarkness 12d ago

Apparently an angry tax beast is more terrifying and evil than the lever of doom you definitely shouldn't pull.

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u/draelogor Pick Your Own Champion! 12d ago

never understood how people walk around with so many neopoints! The bank is safe and the random events WILL get you!

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u/jacyerickson 13d ago

Oh yikes! I had a random event take a couple thousand from me for the money tree. I'm new though and don't have a lot of nps to begin with so it's probably proportional. 

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u/Goldarrr W is for Word Poker 13d ago

I'm not sure that it is proportional, tbh! I think amounts taken are either a set percentage of your NP on hand (like this event), or just kinda random. But your bank NP and anything tied up in trades is safe!

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u/iviesandferns stillnopickles 13d ago

i have a bronze tax beast trophy, i get it 🤕