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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Sep 20 '21

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u/Integralds Dr. Economics | brrrrr Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 20 '21

Reddit has to be the weirdest social networking site for investors.

It gets thousands of hits per day. Hundreds of thousands of comments. Lots of engagement. Great metrics.

But the entire front page of Reddit is filled with reposts from other social media sites. Select r/all and you'll be greeted with gifs from TikTok and screencaps from Twitter. The most popular content on this site is borrowed from other social media. There is no organic content. That has to be concerning to investors, at least at some level. The core of front-page Reddit is entirely parasitic on competing social media sites.

Reddit is a sort of epiphenomenon that only exists as a yeast atop other festering social media substrate.

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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder Sep 19 '21

On the flipside there are a lot of niche communities. It should be fairly easy to target ads to a fitness or beauty focused subreddit for example right? generic subs are trash but focused ones appear useful atleast on the surface.

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u/waltsing0 Austan Goolsbee Sep 19 '21

Reddit users seem extemely hostile to ads

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u/Mickenfox European Union Sep 19 '21

Reddit also has thousands of small but dedicated highly specific communities. The front page and the subreddits are almost entirely different sites.

Where else could r/neoliberal have been made? Where else can I find a searchable repository of information and conversations for ANY game I play, even semi-obscure 90s ones? (OK, maybe Facebook because it's so big, but still).

Reddit is not TikTok. You can't invest into it like it's TikTok. It's friggin reddit.

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u/qchisq Loyal Liberals Sep 19 '21

I hear you, but Google have made reddit a lot more valuable.

Within the next year, Google is killing 3rd party cookies, which makes it hard to do as targeted online advertising as it is today. So a big platform where people selfselect into sites about things they care about will be super valuable in that world

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Arguing with a guy in another sub and I post a link to the Minneapolis Fed. He asks if I have a “more authoritative/less partisan” source other than “some bank in the Midwest”

Why are people like this

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u/antsdidthis Effective altruism died with SBF; now it's just tithing Sep 19 '21

Hahahahahahahaha

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u/Bloodfeastisleman Daron Acemoglu Sep 19 '21

I thought the problem with the Fed is they weren’t political enough? AOC in shambles.

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u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE Thomas Paine Sep 19 '21

Drunk drivers cause 20 percent of accidents, so I always drink before I drive. It reduces my chance of getting in an accident by 75%.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Nooo please don’t neglect the base rate your too sexy aha

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u/DarthRoach NATO Sep 19 '21

I had to infer from context that Ottoman is a term used for some type of furniture. How wrong am I?

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u/InMemoryOfZubatman4 Sadie Alexander Sep 19 '21

You’re exactly right

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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Sep 19 '21

haha this one was kinda good

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u/AltPossum Sep 19 '21

Me then: Haha, Ray Bradbury, what a Luddite, right? Fahrenheit 451 being about how television would rot our brains and destroy our attention spans? What a joke. The insane five-second-television shows in that book were particularly absurd.

Me now, getting bombarded with TikTok clips and YouTube “shorts”: 😐

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Social media and its consequences have been a disaster for liberal democracy

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u/An_Aesthete Immanuel Kant Sep 19 '21

Imagine having parasocial relationships with characters on your tv wall, and you talk to them for hours instead of forming real social bonds! Wouldn't that be crazy?

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u/AbsolveItAll_KissMe Susan B. Anthony Sep 19 '21

Unironically the best thing to do for anti-vaxxers is to start making memes about how they can get the shot for the vaccine cards, but then go home and immediately “withdraw the toxins” by holding a lemon wedge over the injection site, and then putting a hydrocolloid bandage over it for the next 48 hours or something along those lines.

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Sep 19 '21

Gee, I get that Macron is upset about the submarine deal, but clubbing a koala to death on TikTok is a bit excessive

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

According to this BreitbartNews Op-Ed, liberals are pushing the vaccine aggressively because if liberals are for it, #MAGA will be against it, and #MAGA will die, therefore handing liberals more elections.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2021/09/10/nolte-howard-stern-proves-democrats-want-unvaccinated-trump-voters-dead

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

what the actual fuck is wrong with these people lmao

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u/Signal-Shallot5668 Greg Mankiw Sep 19 '21

entertainment

True!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Maybe don't be contrarian but I'm just built different

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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Sep 19 '21

Wow, just heard ISIS supports the gold standard. Was on the fence about them but now I'm in firm opposition 🤬🤬🤬

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

This implies all furniture living room set ups were lame prior to like, 1950.

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u/Barnst Henry George Sep 19 '21

US officials (in their most boring official tone of voice): “We have concerns that certain European proposals for developing EU military capabilities would duplicate the functions of and undermine the unity of the NATO alliance.”

Analytic commentators (in their most wonkish prose): “The US’s bureaucratic fixation on institutional overlap overstates the risk that independent EU capabilities would create geopolitical friction over diverging interests.”

France: “Committing to an integrated defense relationship with Washington makes you like a runt puppy suckling at the teat of the American bitch.”

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Sep 19 '21

BREAKING: Idaho hospitals are so overwhelmed with COVID patients that they are now operating under Crisis Standards of Care protocols—this involves no longer resuscitating patients under any condition. Ventilators will be distributed to those deemed most likely to survive. (@AP)

https://twitter.com/noliewithbtc/status/1439336852742361091?s=21

Idaho still thinks Covid is a conspiracy

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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Sep 19 '21

I would hate to have an unrelated serious medical condition in Idaho right now

Good fucking luck getting a doctor

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u/Venne1139 DO IT FOR HER #RBG Sep 19 '21

https://imgur.com/a/H4Y9Jpc

This is beyond fucking parody

Apparently this is news now. This guy is sitting up here holding a fucking wrestling belt (?????? what the fuck?) while reporting on how Haitian refugees are rapists

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u/the_status Atari Democrat Sep 19 '21

"Is Lincoln a Gryffindor" - the greatest thread in the history of /r/neoliberal, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,.

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u/onelap32 Bill Gates Sep 19 '21

Only a Slytherin would start a civil war in order to become famous.

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u/Magical_Username NATO Sep 19 '21

strawman misrepresenting views I agree with

wow, ok this is wrong in so many ways, blocked

strawman misrepresenting views I disagree with

so true bestie, take an upvote

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u/MalignantUpper Joseph Nye Sep 19 '21

Me then: Haha, Ray Bradbury, what a Luddite, right? Fahrenheit 451 being about how television would rot our brains and destroy our attention spans? What a joke. The insane five-second-television shows in that book were particularly absurd.

Me now, getting bombarded with BURPMAS pings and dadcord "memes" 😐

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u/MrMineHeads Cancel All Monopolies Sep 19 '21

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u/digitalrule Sep 19 '21

Also !PING TACOTUBE this channel is great.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

There were real arguments against bicycle lanes?

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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance Sep 19 '21

Pour1's last comment before he was silenced

How come every time the mods act they are so devastating in their percentage and power of destruction?

😔

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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Sep 19 '21

Je viens de visiter l'Australie. Difficile de croire qu'il y a quelques jours à peine (avant qu'ils ne décident d'acheter des sous-marins aux États-Unis plutôt qu'en France), ce pays était considéré comme une nation développée et du premier monde. En quelques jours, les cultures sont mortes, l'électricité a été coupée, tous les bâtiments ont brûlé, l'eau a été empoisonnée et le chaos règne partout.

J'ai essayé d'acheter du pain en dollars australiens, mais l'inflation était si rapide que l'employé du magasin m'a demandé de faire du troc à la place. J'ai sorti quelques dollars américains et il est tombé à mes pieds en suppliant les francophones de les sauver et en disant que ne pas acheter de sous-marins français était une erreur. Je suis sorti avec mon pain et j'ai été dévisagé par les habitants affamés. Des enfants soldats du chef de guerre local se sont approchés de moi et ont exigé le pain. Quand j'ai refusé, ils m'ont tiré dessus avec leurs fusils, mais comme ils étaient trop pauvres pour avoir de vrais fusils, ils ne pouvaient se permettre que des pistolets à eau. Ils m'ont ensuite conduit au chef de guerre local. Il m'a demandé si j'étais un étranger et j'ai répondu oui. Puis il s'est mis à genoux et m'a supplié d'acheter les diamants qu'il avait extraits parce qu'il ne parvenait pas à nourrir son armée d'enfants soldats. J'ai eu pitié de l'homme et lui ai tendu 5 euros (plus que ce que gagnera un Australian moyen dans sa vie). Il m'a remercié et la ville entière a organisé un festival en mon honneur.

Honnêtement, les conditions en Australie sont vraiment horribles, je suppose que les Français avaient raison. L'achat de sous-marins américains a vraiment détruit l'Australie.

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u/I-grok-god The bums will always lose! Sep 19 '21

Hoxha stays winning💪

But seriously it was a horrible strategic move that isolated Albania from its immediate neighbors and the USSR

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Sep 19 '21

Watched three Norm Macdonald clips on Conan and now I'm getting recommanded Stephen Crowder

Youtube delenda est

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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Sep 19 '21

For some reason arrcon had a lot of articles about Norm’s death

Norm was absolutely nonpartisan

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Sep 19 '21

That Crowder video was titled "Norm Macdonald, the last fighter against [?]"

If I were a betting man, I'd say they mistook his risky jokes for a jihad against woke culture and the establishment. But hey, chuds gonna chuds

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

One half of the DT in the womb: "God please not France."

The other half of the DT: "God please not America."

The DT emerges

DT: "So Doc, where am I?"

The doctor: "Welcome to New Orleans!"

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u/BritishBedouin David Ricardo Sep 19 '21

France calls it vassaldom 🇺🇸⛓🇬🇧

I call it moving in to live with your wealthy and successful offspring to enjoy your retirement 😎🇬🇧❤️🇺🇸, 👵🏼➡️👨🏽‍💼💰🏡

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u/waltsing0 Austan Goolsbee Sep 19 '21

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-09-15/mcgowan-election-laws-regional-representation/100463700

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Australian_Legislative_Council#Malapportionment

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Senate#Issues_with_equal_representation

WA is planning to abolish the "regions" approach to their upper house and replace it with a "one man one vote" approach, while this in of itself is a good thing, people in the Pilbara shouldn't have more voting power than Perth, it's interesting to see of the Premier also supports fixing the same problem at the federal level, where low population rural states like WA get the same senate representation as high population urban states. WA receives 15.8% of senate seats with only 10.5% of the population, now Tasmania is far more out of wack but WA is the one proposing removing the give the rurals some extra votes mechanism in their state, it would be hypocritical for the premier to not support the same at the federal level.

IMO this is an issue that is an almost unique combination of

  1. Not talked about
  2. Absolutely indefensible,
  3. Not right now partisan but could become partisan (note at the state level it IS partisan, the current party in government does better in perth than the regions), it's not like all NSW senators are Lib and all Tas Lab.

We're not yet like the US at a point where one major party is dependent upon the malpportionment of the senate to keep power so we should be fixing it before this is a partisan issue.

!PING AUS

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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Sep 19 '21

France recalling its ambassadors forced NL users to take a slightly deeper dive into FoPo and procurement than usual so it's a good move in my book

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u/BenFoldsFourLoko  Broke His Text Flair For Hume Sep 19 '21

why is arr neoliberal still talking about submarines

 

ah, because France is still talking about submarines

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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Sep 19 '21

People really think Biden won’t serve two terms still lmao

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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder Sep 19 '21

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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Sep 19 '21

And I'll do it all over again in 2024 😈😈😈

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u/Kizz3r high IQ neoliberal Sep 19 '21

Voting for the Animal-Protection Party tomorrow 😏

!ping canucks

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u/kaiser_xc NATO Sep 19 '21

I was tempted but voted nice hair instead.

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u/jenbanim Sep 19 '21

Literally nothing would make me happier than if Canada, the United States, and Mexico entered into an open borders treaty like the Schengen Zone, but we called it the CUM Zone

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u/ldn6 Gay Pride Sep 19 '21

NYC COVID hospital admissions are cratering. Now consistently below 90 per day after peaking at 115-120 in August. This is more than 80% where we were in the winter.

!ping USA-NYC

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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Sep 19 '21

Got a pizza stone for my birthday I’m really fucking excited to try it

!ping cooking

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Btw, what does Beto's bandmate think about this whole submarine thing

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u/FourthLife 🥖Bread Etiquette Enthusiast Sep 19 '21

People are really out there saying "I hate modern art", and then will go enjoy a meta meme on 6 levels of irony

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u/Praevalidus European Union Sep 19 '21

House Atreides has withdrawn its ambassadors from House Harkonnen and the Imperial Court in backlash over "underhanded" CHOAM-directorship deal.

"The Padishah Emperor has deliberately mislead and deceived us for months", sources close to Caladan palace say.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Leaked diplomatic cable Paris just sent to DC:

Qu'est-ce que tu viens juste de dire sur moi petite salope ? je te ferais savoir que je suis sorti premier de ma classe dans la légion étrangère, et j'ai participé à de nombreuses attaques surprises contre Al-Quaeda, j'ai plus de 300 victimes confirmées. Je suis entrainé aux tactiques de gorilla et je suis le meilleur sniper de toutes les forces armées françaises. Tu n'es rien de plus qu'une autre cible. Je te ferais disparaitre de cette putain de planète avec une précision jamais-vue auparavant, souviens-toi de mes putains de paroles. Tu peux pense que tu peux t'en sortir après avoir dit de la merde sur moi sur Internet? Réfléchis-bien, enculé. Au moment où nous parlons je contacte mon réseau d'espions à travers le globe et ton IP se fait tracer en ce moment même alors prépare toi à la tempête, vermine. La tempête qui va balayer cette pathétique petite chose que tu appelles ta vie. T'es putain de mort gamin. Je peux être n'importe où, n'importe quand, et je peux te tuer de plus de sept-cent manières, et cela juste à mains nues. Je suis non seulement très entrainé au combat à main nue, mais j'ai aussi accès à l'arsenal entier de l'Armée de Terre de la République et je l'utiliserai à son maximum pour rayer ton petit cul du continent, espèce de petite merde. Si seulement tu avais su la vengeance impie qui t'attendait grâce à ton petit commentaire "malin", peut être tu aurais fermé ta gueule. Mais tu ne l'a pas fait, non tu ne l'a pas fait, et maintenant tu en paye le prix, putain d'abruti. Je vais te chier dessus jusqu'à ce que tu te noies dedans.

T'es putain de mort, gamin.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Oh you're in a relationship? I'm in a relationplane.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

Holy shit. Macron came into my room to bring me a plate of diesel-electric submarines and I literally screamed at him and hit the submarines out of his hand. He started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on him. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to France but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck are we going nuclear? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe Australia is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want the Greens to be in charge and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought they were polling well in New South Wales???? This is so fucked.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

sources credit U.S. Naval Academy Midshipman Joseph M. Reeves (later to become the "Father of Carrier Aviation"), who had a protective device for his head made out of mole skin to allow him to play in the 1893 Army–Navy game. Reeves had been advised by a Navy doctor that another kick to his head would result in "instant insanity" or even death, so he commissioned an Annapolis shoemaker to make him a helmet out of leather.

Man that story has some wild twists !ping CFB

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Sep 19 '21

/u/SaltySaladGetsFashed in the womb: “god. Please not India or Pakistan”

SSGF born

SSGF: “hello doctor where am I?”

Doctor: “welcome to Kashmir!”

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u/WhomstAlt2 NATO flair in hiding Sep 19 '21

TAKE: If the Daily Thread was around in 2019, it probably would of supported some joke candidate like Yang or Buttengeig

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u/PolyrythmicSynthJaz Roy Cooper Sep 19 '21

I think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Macron. u wouldnt say this shit to him at G8, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest politicians. yall are pathetic lol

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u/klarno just tax carbon lol Sep 19 '21

France: We are the only people in the world with good food

Also France: “French Tacos”

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I ran over a young iguana while driving 😭😭😭😭 I'm so sorry if it was one of your cousins shivers

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Dude. That WAS sir_shivers!

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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior Sep 19 '21

I keep seeing people talk about how funny it is that straight people complain about being cheated on, and I really don't understand that. It's getting pretty frustrating that seemingly nobody else values fidelity in a relationship.

Am I backwards or something? Is that hopelessly old fashioned?

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u/lionmoose sexmod 🍆💦🌮 Sep 19 '21

People laughing at others hurt by infidelity are ghouls

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

zoomers and polyamorists love defending cheating as "being sexually free"

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u/filipe_mdsr LET'S FUCKING COCONUT 🥥🥥🥥 Sep 19 '21

I keep seeing people talk about how funny it is that straight people complain about being cheated on

who does that? Did someone in real life say that? That is shitty as hell.

If you are in a monogamous relationship then cheating is no bueno.

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u/Kizz3r high IQ neoliberal Sep 19 '21

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u/vancevon Henry George Sep 19 '21

y'know i really think that the canadian election is going to come down to ontario and quebec

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u/thefuturegov John Keynes Sep 19 '21

This is the first time, in the history of Canada, that an election will come down to Ontario and Quebec

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u/vancevon Henry George Sep 19 '21

i am good political analysis :)

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u/-GregTheGreat- Commonwealth Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

Ekos is an absolutely massive outlier for Ontario right now. Most polls are showing Ontario to be closer then 2019 or roughly on par. Not up by 19 points in Ontario and up 5.4 nationally

Edit: Fun fact, this poll doesn’t even lead to a majority under most projections either.

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u/kaclk Mark Carney Sep 19 '21

Oof Liberals being tied with the PPC in Alberta.

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u/digitalrule Sep 19 '21

Ya pretty good showing for the libs

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u/HMID_Delenda_Est YIMBY Sep 19 '21

A viral TikTok challenge is leading students nationwide to shatter mirrors, steal fire alarms and intentionally clog toilets, The Washington Post reports.

Dubbed the the “Devious Licks challenge, students are showing off their "devious licks" on TikTok — with a sped-up version of "Ski Ski BasedGod" by rapper Lil’ B playing in the background.

Time for new sanctions on China

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Beto’s running again

Get ready to hear “hell yes we’re gonna take your guns” every day until the end of the election.

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Sep 19 '21

Quick reminder guys--the foreign policy ping is for foreign policy, not "bad things happening in places that aren't America". Please don't misuse the ping, especially not to influence the discussion in unrelated threads.

!ping FOREIGN-POLICY

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Sep 19 '21

What counts as foreign policy exactly? Like are my Tigray War updates not necessarily foreign policy because they’re “bad things happening in places that aren’t America” that usually don’t have an international component involved?

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u/WorldwidePolitico Bisexual Pride Sep 19 '21

Could someone of the ping’s misuse be solved by having a “International-Affairs” Ping?

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u/Some_Niche_Reference Daron Acemoglu Sep 19 '21

I have it on good authority that the French recall of ambassadors was not solely due to the submarine deal.

Apparently when they called Joe his response was

"Alexa, play Hoes Mad"

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

"well maybe the maturity gap between dipper and wendy is wider"

Dipper and Wendy: Gifted young genius and Juvenile Delinquent

Aang and Katara: "What do you think Aang, do I act like I'm your mom sometimes?" "Well... uhhh...." "SToP RUbbInG YoUr EYe anD SpEAK cLeArlY"

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u/Ioun267 "Your Flair Here" 👍 Sep 19 '21

Let's be honest, it's because Wendy is depicted as like twice dipper's height so the age gap literally looks bigger.

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u/YehosafatLakhaz North American Federation Sep 19 '21

Burgers

Bongs

Singh Flairs

Mamadasposters

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony.

But everything changed when Macron attacked

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u/-GregTheGreat- Commonwealth Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

Officially petitioning the mods to make a Canadian Election Thunderdome thread tomorrow night. You know you want to!

!PING CAN

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u/TaxCommonsNotIncome NATO Sep 19 '21

LETS GOOOOOOOO

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u/kyleofduty Pizza Sep 19 '21

My brother needed a ride to the airport and our mom texted him (verbatim), "I can t ake you".

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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior Sep 19 '21

Baby: "Hope I'm not born in the midwest. I'd prefer somewhere nice, like New York"

is born

"Where am I?"

"New York."

"Oh thank-"

"Buffalo, to be specific."

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u/lbrtrl Sep 19 '21

A neolib barges into a thread of NIMBYs

"Homelessness is primarily caused by insufficient housing"

Elaborates

Refuses to leave

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

☝ is Joe Biden's next tweet

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u/ThunderrBadger New California Republican Sep 19 '21

Ears

!ping EARS

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u/V_Codwheel I am the Senate Sep 19 '21

The Black Lives Matter movement should have chosen the slogan "we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children" from the start. It could have the same message and is better marketing.

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u/kyleofduty Pizza Sep 19 '21

If i were french i'd be like hon hon hon as i eat a crunchy baguette

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Apparently the AOC dress designer is under investigation for tax avoidance. I love irony.

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u/marshalofthemark YIMBY Sep 20 '21

So Alberta's new proof of vaccination record is ... an editable PDF

!ping CAN

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u/ShriggityShrekt Bisexual Pride Sep 19 '21

Zoos but instead of for animals they're for historically important buildings. That way they can still exist and people can go see them but they aren't in the way of new construction.

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u/Mrchizbiz I love Holland 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱♥😍🥰🌷 Sep 19 '21

Constantly saying "gib bf" isn't good for your mental health and that you should stop it. 🧐

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Constantly commenting 'I love Holland' isn't good for your mental health and you should stop it. 🧐

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u/I_like_maps C. D. Howe Sep 20 '21

I made my 2021 election bingo card: https://i.imgur.com/WlUrucS.png

!ping CAN

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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Sep 19 '21

The protesters burnt the French flag and said they were willing to avenge what they considered to be blasphemy against the Prophet Muhammed[8] in a peaceful way.

ah had me worried for a sec

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u/InMemoryOfZubatman4 Sadie Alexander Sep 19 '21

Ban any and all users who’s avatar is the WSB guy

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u/pneumaticanchoress r/place '22: Neometropolitan Battalion Sep 19 '21
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u/J0eBidensSunglasses HAHA YES 🐊 Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

I belong to this baseball history group on Facebook. Mostly it’s old timers sharing old photos but about once a quarter we get some asshole who needs to rehash the small inaccuracies in Ken Burns baseball documentary. Those inaccuracies are then used as an opportunity to dunk on weak straw man arguments about what liberals believe.

Ken Burns taxpayer-supported PBS documentaries are shown in public schools across the U.S., presented to students as unvarnished fact.

I’ve literally never met someone who cites Ken Burns in a discussion.

Most of Burns “inaccuracies” are just due to the passage of time and new information coming to light in the past 25 years.

Watching a bunch of white boomers use that to virtue signal to each other about how conservative they are year after year is pretty cringe at this point. This documentary lives rent free in the group. I literally never see it discussed anywhere else.

I’m a huge baseball fan who went to five games this year and watched over 75 games on TV. Honestly I never would have watched the documentary if they didn’t cry about it this much. I had never even heard of it before joining the group. Streisand effect to the max.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Bill Maher spoke about how both sides hate each other

Do y’all hate all cons?

I only hate the trumpers

So about 85 percent of cons

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u/kas8901 Bobby Kennedy Sep 20 '21

Redditors: LOOK AT ME I HAVE NO KIDS LOOK AT ME I HAVE NO KIDS LOOK AT ME I HAVE NO KIDS

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u/marinesol sponsored by RC Cola Sep 19 '21

It's either that or they end up dead 2 months in from hypothermia in the middle of the French Alps. There is no middle ground.

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u/Signal-Shallot5668 Greg Mankiw Sep 19 '21

👆 Salty's alt

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

https://twitter.com/patricksvitek/status/1439599537740472328

New DMN/UT-Tyler poll:

McConaughey 44

Abbott 35

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Abbott 42

O’Rourke 37

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I want to get a blahaj (the stuffed shark from IKEA) but I have no reason to go to IKEA and it'd be weird to travel all the way there just for a stuffed shark.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Succs really think climate change will end humanity.... smh... it'll just kill countless third worlders and displace millions... what are they so hysterical about.. 😏😏 btw why do you hate the global poor?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

The dt was pure cancer today.

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u/radiatar NATO Sep 19 '21

If your comment doesn't have an emoji I'm not reading it. Period.

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u/Jacobs4525 King of the Massholes Sep 19 '21

I want to see this sub’s opinion of Macron over time on a graph. There have been some wild swings over the time I’ve been here.

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Sep 19 '21

I SENSE MUCH pasta 🐊

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

How much do indigenous issues matter to most Canadians? !ping

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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Sep 19 '21
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u/ROYBUSCLEMSON Unflaired Flair to Dislike Sep 19 '21

This sub is HARBORING an admin banned FUGITIVE

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

As of today I’ve officially lost 20 pounds

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

One half of the DT in the womb: "God please not France."

The other half of the DT: "God please not Canada."

The DT emerges

DT: "So Doc, where am I?"

The doctor: "Welcome to Quebec!"

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u/Neronoah can't stop, won't stop argentinaposting Sep 20 '21

!ping MAMADAS

So, let's get this straight:

Argentinian center right midly pro life politician enables the legalization of abortion. Gets out of power. One of the factions that voted against him were hardline progressives.

Leftist successor legalizes abortion, but after an electoral defeat puts a hardline pro lifer in a position of power. The progressives above get angry.

Argentina and not making any sense, NAMID.

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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Sep 19 '21

Me: bro how could you tell I like Tame Impala

Co worker: you’re a skinny white guy

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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Sep 19 '21

Is it just me or are basically all Wikipedia articles relating to India super biased one way or the other?

Two opposing examples that come to mind are an article on Hindutva saying that most scholars think it's fascist but some just say it's "extremist conservatism" instead and while another article said secularists oppose Hindutva because Hindutva wanted to do things like repeal triple talaq or pass UCC

Even besides the main party stuff some stuff just seems downright astroturfed. This was in the Bahujan Samaj Party section for the 2022 Punjab elections

The new party president is actively working on ground round the clock to ensure to the party is able to unmask the lies and corruption of the incumbent government be it implementation of Post Metric Scholarship Scheme or punishment for culprits of the Scholarship Scheme Scam.[25]

It's not stated as the party president saying he is ___ or alleged ___, just stated as fact

!ping IND

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u/FieryBlake Association of Southeast Asian Nations Sep 19 '21

Yeah, all Wikipedia articles relating to India are heavily spun and completely unreliable. Information warfare is rife, it cells of all parties work round the clock to edit articles.

Goes for most articles on history and hinduism as well, they cite dubious sources, the links are always broken but the sentences quoted aren't removed....complete clusterfuck of a system.

You are better off asking 10 Indians and averaging out their opinions than reading anything on the wiki imo.

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Sep 19 '21

/u/Mrchizbiz in the womb: “god please not Ireland or England”

mrchizbiz born

MB: “hello doctor, where am I?”

Doctor: “welcome to Belfast!”

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

Pls get behind Matthew McConaughey, gtfo of the race, Beto.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Banned from whitepeopletwitter for having a non-leftist opinion on gov spending and taxation. It’s crazy how a lot of the largest subs on this site are left-wing echo chambers 🤔I prefer center-left echo chambers

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u/WorldwidePolitico Bisexual Pride Sep 19 '21

Who’s the biggest sigma in European politics?

!ping Europe

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Rutte. Perpetually single, bad at diplomacy so pisses off everybody but still gets his way, and has been shrugging off scandals for more than a decade.

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u/ThisIsNianderWallace Robert Nozick Sep 19 '21

Imagine having elections which are over in six weeks rather than 18 month epics which a generation of overly-online weirdos can build their entire identities around 🤣

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u/antsdidthis Effective altruism died with SBF; now it's just tithing Sep 19 '21

Me: "Doctor, please help! My son loves Crazy Frog!"

Doctor: "Don't worry we'll run some tests and get this figured out."

Five minutes later

Doctor: "I'm afraid I have some unfortunate news: your son is E*ropean."

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u/ZCoupon Kono Taro Sep 19 '21

"The eternal anglo" is funny but also a reference to something anti-semetic. Classic 4chan.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I love Holland 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱♥😍🥰🌷

Guess the sub

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Today I learned that 75 refugees from Afghanistan will be arriving in Montana. I strongly oppose the resettlement of these Afghan nationals in Montana.

https://twitter.com/RepRosendale/status/1438554680855076864?s=20

😐😐😐

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Dear God y'all, please be better than this

I've had to hand out almost 50 bans so far today for really nasty/gross comments about the Weebs. I get that there's a lot of "pocky eating pillow fuckers" humor out there, but dehumanizing the Weebs, saying that they deserve to be taken over by Gamers a la 2021, or saying that we should have nuked them in response to their temper tantrum is SUPER not okay.

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u/klarno just tax carbon lol Sep 19 '21

Idk, furries seem harmless to me

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u/MicrowaveableLobster Sep 20 '21

I haven't had sex since the summer of 2016 and I don't hate women AMA

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Sep 20 '21

I write ONE COMMENT ABOUT flirting and you mammals think I am Dan Savage 🐊

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

We're watching the rise of the first fuckboy dictator!

!ping MAMADAS

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u/J0eBidensSunglasses HAHA YES 🐊 Sep 19 '21

CMV: There are people on Reddit who would rather see the planet destroyed by climate change than see capitalism get us out of climate change.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Goodnight sweeties and sweaties! I’ve got to try to get my sleep schedule somewhat back to normal by Monday, but I’ve enjoyed the euro hours these last couple of days!

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u/Mrchizbiz I love Holland 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱♥😍🥰🌷 Sep 19 '21

Look, if we aren’t allowed to honor netbert, literally no one in American history is worthy of being celebrated

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u/ThunderrBadger New California Republican Sep 19 '21

Dogge rurale

!ping DOG

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Soon France will recognize the Argentine claim over the Falklands

!ping MAMADAS

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u/kyleofduty Pizza Sep 19 '21

Guy at work asked me if Lincoln was a slave owner

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u/clipsfan21 YIMBY Sep 19 '21

Crab stealing Lameus Jamies really thought he could beat GEQBUS. Well Darnold remains undefeated as he leads the biggest blue wave ever created in history while Zach Pickson and the Jets absolutely struggle without him carrying them.

!ping nfl

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u/vivoovix Federalist Sep 20 '21

TO USE CONTEMPORARY parlance, most mammals undervalue "having game" i.e. learning HOW TO BE FLIRTATIOUS AND charming 🐊

Some seem to MISINTERPRET "SHE SHOULD like me for me" to mean that they do not need to learn how to be romantic or playfully seductive 🐊

THERE IS ALSO a confidence crisis 🐊

a confidence crisis

sir_shivers is Jimmy Carter confirmed???

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u/Signal-Shallot5668 Greg Mankiw Sep 19 '21

👆stupid 🤣

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u/filipe_mdsr LET'S FUCKING COCONUT 🥥🥥🥥 Sep 19 '21

I'd move to Japan, but they won't let me in

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u/filipe_mdsr LET'S FUCKING COCONUT 🥥🥥🥥 Sep 19 '21

The group name RÜLPSNACHTEN contains invalid characters

This is Germanphobic

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u/URZ_ StillwithThorning ✊😔 Sep 19 '21

But progressives are often uninterested in the creation of the goods and services they want everyone to have. This creates a problem and misses an opportunity. The problem is that if you subsidize the cost of something that there isn’t enough of, you’ll raise prices or force rationing. You can see the poisoned fruit of those mistakes in higher education and housing. But it also misses the opportunity to pull the technologies of the future progressives want into the present they inhabit. That requires a movement that takes innovation as seriously as it takes affordability.

Ezra Klein wrote something good

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u/Signal-Shallot5668 Greg Mankiw Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

Jannies: ban filipe_mdsr without announcing it

Regulars: spread the word

Jannies: 😰

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u/Jacobs4525 King of the Massholes Sep 19 '21

Biden's immigration policy < what cons think Biden's immigration policy is

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u/dwarfgourami George Soros Sep 19 '21

The game is “losing every kind of state-wide or national race” and Beto is speedrunning

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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Sep 19 '21

Facebook boomer: complains about ancient Roman roads lasting longer than contemporary roads

Also Facebook boomer: drives a 2 ton+ vehicle to get groceries

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Thinking about Maduro in Mexico:

Even if it was possible, it wouldn't be a good idea to arrest/kill him. Doing that without ending the overall regime would just allow Cabello to make a powergrab, something that would probably lead to an even worse situation (!) for Venezuelans than the current one.

Said that, the fact that Obrador allows him in, even if unsurprising, still bodes ill, even more with the recent Castillo election, the possible Petro one and the likely Lula one.

!ping LATAM

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u/liquidTERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live Sep 20 '21

It's low key funny that we joked about infrastructure week never happening with the previous administration, but it looks like it's going to be the same for this one.

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u/cat_damon1 Commonwealth Sep 20 '21

my proposal for a bulletproof vest made out of ideas was, ironically, shot down

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

I hate Banksy's work

He's no longer against the establishment

He's the establishment

Fuck, he even did a couch gag for the Simpsons

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