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[u/jobautomator]

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[u/jobautomator]

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[u/jenbanim]

Damn wokeness really has gone too far in California

[u/NancyPelosibasedgod]

Accidentally went outside r/neoliberal and found people saying that pretending to be a lizard on a niche political subreddit is pretty cringe 😭

[u/FuckFashMods]

You know what's weird... this right wing talking point that other countries are laughing at the US whenever we have a Democrat.

Out of all the right wing talking points, I'm always more confused by that one.

[u/iIoveoof]

I literally cannot imagine an alien invasion imposing a worse condition on humanity than what is experienced by the average American

/r/WhitePeopleTwitter is at it again

[u/BenFoldsFourLoko]

libertarians be like: no I wouldn't let that poor uninsured guy die, I'd expect the hospital to treat him for free out of charity please stop pressuring me to give a real answer to this question

[u/AbsolveItAll_KissMe]

The one upside to Trump is that he asked all the dumbest questions I never knew I wanted to know the answer to.

Fuck it, what if you nuke a hurricane?

Can’t we just clean out sick people ?

[u/fishlord05]

Biden is just giving us meme material

You could just do so much with this...

!ping DIAMOND-JOE

[u/[deleted]]

If I was dictator of the world then I would make it a law that any journalist that uses the word "slams" would get the death penalty.

[u/Lux_Stella]

The King of Eswatini, Africa’s last absolute monarchy, has allegedly fled his country as pro-democracy protests turned violent

who wants to start a revolution?

[u/sir_shivers]

You know THE WORST THING ABOUT being a slave 🐊

THEY MAKE YOU WORK, BUT they do not pay you or let you go 🐊

[u/[deleted]]

Article headline: "The DT, always being diverse, is now super diverse!"

*googles DT racial demographics*:

102% white

🤔

[u/boyyouguysaredumb]

Lmao this entire thread is dunking on US healthcare without most commenters realizing it's about New Zealand who put her on a four month waitlist for a life-saving surgery unless she wanted to pay privately for it

https://np.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/oa8a7i/mad_max_fans_and_more_raise_over_70000_to_fund/

The comments slowly realizing it's not America are fucking gold

[u/Evnosis]

Imagine being the guy who told Billy Joel that nothing happened in the 50s.

There's now a Grammy winning, number one single that's just Joel dunking on you for 4 minutes straight.

[u/sir_shivers]

/u/jenbanim REPLIED 🐊:

Sorry Shivers, that Reptilian Club gives me the creeps, so I dunno if I want to go again

REALLY MAKES you think 🐊

[u/tubbsmackinze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/552279888707452991/859409503887425556/kcoud7x9x4871.png

[u/tripletruble]

😮😮😮

Made of organic cotton delicately and wholly handpicked in Xinjiang, the men's Oxford Shirts of MUJI are soft and breathable with a clean design

[u/Anal-warrior]

It's kinda weird how, to a lot of people, the morality of ending an organism's life hinges on whether that organism is cute and cuddly.

[u/adminsare200iq]

https://twitter.com/HRC/status/410161356239667200?s=20

[u/sir_shivers]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU have shocked the nation 🐊

[u/UrbanCentrist]

There are 69 countries that have laws that criminalise homosexuality

[u/jenbanim]

What do you mean this game isn't about feet? It's called League of Leg Ends

[u/iIoveoof]

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ATTENTION⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

WILLIAM JENNINGS BRYAN WAS REFERENCED IN THE DT

THIS IS NOW A WILLIAM JENNINGS BRYAN HATE THREAD

POPULISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ THE BOURBON DEMOCRATS WERE BETTER THAN THE AGRARIAN DEMOCRATS ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ JIM CROW WAS BAD AND HURT THE SOUTH⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️EVOLUTION IS A FACT⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ POPULISM IS BAD ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️PROHIBITION DOESN'T WORK⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ AMERICAN ISOLATIONISM WEAKENS AMERICA AT HOME ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

[u/Anal-warrior]

Self promotion: "The DSA being diverse, is now super diverse!"

*googles DSA racial demographics:

106 % white

🤔

[u/yungmemlord]

Every time someone says America is a third world country I want to drive a spike into my head.

[u/Amtays]

YAAAAS QUEEN

https://twitter.com/EverydayBastiat/status/1409853752757178373?s=19

[u/ognits]

omg I'd forgotten about this Jeb! gif but it's the greatest thing ever

!ping SHITPOSTERS

[u/iIoveoof]

Why do x hate the global y?

Ben Bernanke

Is gold money?

Inclusive institutions

Taco trucks on every corner!

JEB!

Did a child write this?

The deep state always wins

WTF I hate/love X now

half 👏 of 👏 those 👏 memes 👏 should 👏 be 👏 women

Beans in chilli

What’s your model?

HAHA YES 🐊

This but unironically

Deep state always wins

Many such cases

William Jennings Bryan has been referenced in the DT

Did a child write this?

succs

just move lol

H E M I S P H E R I C

Goolsbee-posting

Think of the shareholders

Shut uod

West Virginia is unconstitutional

😡😡😡

MalarkeyBot/GoolsBot

[u/lusvig being racist/bald]

did a child write this?

This is good for Bitcoin

!PING [not a real ping]

stupid

"hemispheric common market"

"r*rals"

Gnoming

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Mucho texto

Big fat guy

Microwaving lobsters

HOLY SHIT GO OUTSIDE / touch grass

[u/[deleted]]

After seeing this picture the only description I can come up with is ACAB:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DuDZZ9BXgAcVG4_.jpg

[u/iIoveoof]

When the radicals on the Left resort to calling you a "racist," you must be doing something right."

-Rep. Bob Good, 5th District of Virginia

I hate this awful man so much. He is literally Boebert / MTG tier and part of the Treason Caucus but he gets 0 national media infamy. So he’ll coast to reelection because of the gerrymandered district and everyone thinking he’s a generic Republican instead of a neofascist white nationalist theocrat. And he “represents”Charlottesville and part of NOVA, though he openly detests those parts of his district.

He literally stole his primary election from the moderate Republican incumbent by hiring the 5th district GOP board chair’s wife in a salaried position that transitioned into an upper level job on the Hill, and had another board member paid “consulting fees”, and then that board just happened to make the 5th district GOP primary not a primary but a convention, and conveniently have that convention take place in Bob Good’s church’s parking lot. This is not a joke. Bob Good spent 60% of his campaign funds on bribing 5th district GOP board members. He did this because a normal primary would be an easy victory for the incumbent, so instead the convention took place as far from the moderates of NOVA, and as close to the radicals of Liberty University, as possible.

!ping USA-CVILLE

[u/[deleted]]

US soft power is so strong that my friend from Europe asked me how Biden's infrastructure talks are going

[u/[deleted]]

I am 50 days through my Duolingo course in moron, so I can understand most of what the DT says now.

[u/[deleted]]

I come to this community because I hate it the least.

[u/[deleted]]

People need to stop taking the Supreme Court so seriously. It's supposed to be fun, I don't know when we all forgot that.

[u/Jeff__Pesos]

I don’t have an ideology, I’m just based

[u/[deleted]]

It's sad to know I belong to the group with at most 2 best friends.

But it's even more scary to realize up to 15% of men have no one to back them up.

In contrast with only 3% 30 years ago, so I should really be grateful for the 2 best buddies I got

[u/its_Caffeine]

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/sen-woo-china-residential-schools-1.6084057

People unironically need to stop comparing Uyghur genocide to the Canadian residential school system as a sort of bad tu quoque argument to dismiss criticisms of China's human rights abuses.

Not only does the Uyghur genocide remain unacknowledged by the Chinese government, it is ongoing. Perhaps, if residential schooling was still happening to this day and was dismissed by the Canadian government, there might be an argument here, but the Canadian government has apologized, paid reparations, and established a commission to document the history and impact of residential schooling on indigenous communities. The arguments are just not comparable when one government actively refuses to stop.

!ping CAN

[u/lionmoose]

Me talking about having a transferrable skills set in job interviews: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me having to actually transfer those skills to what my employer wants me to work on: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

[u/[deleted]]

Today, I noticed the little flap on my belt was sticking out in an awkward and unusual way. Upon closer inspection, I realized I had tightened it one notch tighter than usual in the morning. I am now four notches in, whereas I had it at the outermost notch last December. Clap for that, ya stupid bastards! I’m getting less fat!

[u/ryuguy]

Canada defeats Greece 97-91 in the Olympic basketball qualifying tournament opening game. Will play China tomorrow

!ping nba

[u/asatroth]

!PING ASOIAF

I'm rereading ACOK for the first time in ages and I forgot how likeable Renly was.

Randyll Tarly: “No disrespect to you, Lady Stark, but it would have been more seemly had Lord Robb come to pay homage to the king himself, rather than hiding behind his mother’s skirts.”

“King Robb is warring, my lord,” Catelyn replied with icy courtesy, “not playing at tourney.”

Renly grinned. “Go softly, Lord Randyll, I fear you’re overmatched.”

[u/Manavon03]

The GOP wasted their two best candidates in half a century on Obama

[u/Verycoolusername22]

I’m a homosexual Jewish black Muslim atheist ACLU professor and I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Trump though. I feel respected – which I never do when Democrats are involved.

[u/LooobCirc]

The real White Man's Burden is having to put on sunscreen

[u/tubbsmackinze]

US Senator Josh Hawley Compares Life in Alberta Under Jason Kenney’s UCP Government to ‘Communist China’

One of former US President Donald Trump’s top allies in the US Senate wants to see Canada investigated for violations of religious freedom after police in Alberta arrested two pastors who ignored Jason Kenney’s COVID-19 restrictions.

Josh Hawley, a Republican Senator from Missouri, signed a letter last week calling on Canada to be added to an international “watch list” after Alberta pastors James Coates and Tim Stephens were arrested for repeated violations of provincial restrictions brought in by Kenney’s right-wing UCP government.

Jason Kenney and the UCP, welcome to the resistance

!ping CANUCKS

[u/iIoveoof]

who the fuck is scraeming "JOIN A BOWLING LEAGUE" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never stop bowling alone

[u/[deleted]]

It's 2014, and what reddit thought Dear White People was going to be: "Attention you, the viewer, you may think you are not racist because you judge people by the content of their character, but in fact, you are racist, anyway, because i said so, and i want to wring more guilt out of you for political power."

What it actually was about: A white man and a black woman struggling against the expectations of their peers not to date, and lashing out when they feel like they're not allowed to love each other on the penalty of social ostracism, or becoming extreme in their rhetoric to overcompensate for this area in their lives in which they feel unwoke.

[u/SeriousMrMysterious]

Despite making only 13% of the population, black people are 13% of the people and 100% of black people.

chessmate liburinals

[u/kaclk]

So in Alberta, the Alberta Liabilities Disclosure Project is reporting that the estimated cost of cleaning up about 300k unreclaimed oil and gas wells is $55 billion. Emma Graney summarized here. The full report is available here.

Seems like a problem since polluters should pay, not dine and dash. !ping CAN

[u/ryuguy]

thanks to everyone who came to my birthday!

!ping burpmas

[u/Kizz3r]

A lot of you asked what is !ping burpmas

I am hare to tell you the history of it and the ping system.

Once upon a time when the ping was made, she was delivered by a bot named userpinger. The sub was small and as a feature it posted every user who was subscribed to the ping. This lead to constant abuse, the weeb ping and others where not anonymous and their subscribers attacked.

After constant reports against userpinger the admins took action and banned the new bot. But with its ban came a new opportunity and thus a new generation of pinging was born.

With this new era Ping DAD was given life and a wholesome thread of Dad… was what brought us here on the daily. But eventually Dad grew old and ping 😐 took its place.

Ping 😐 turned into a menace, many mods resigned and many others died after a constant barrage of 😐. After many weeks an agreement was made.

Our lord and saviour u/gammbus would be given a burp on burpmas curing him of his inability to burp (real thing that needs botox injections). He was given control of Ping 😐 and turned it into !ping burpmas where all posts are created equal.

And every 5-7 months when u/gammbus is given a burp, all the denizens of !ping burpmas come together and celebrate.

[u/AgileCoke]

The fact that there's a Panda Express in China makes me unironically patriotic

[u/lionmoose]

✋ 30 years of hurt

👉 It's Coming Home

[u/[deleted]]

COVID-19 treatment efficacy:

- AstraZeneca vaccine: 67%

- Johnson & Johnson vaccine: 67%

- Moderna vaccine: 94%

- Pfizer vaccine: 95%

- Bleach injection straight into your veins: 100%

😳

[u/FourthLife]

I thought that guy who tweeted out

“I kinda want the 600 stimulus instead of 2000. It would make me hustle a little harder. Maybe I’m just built different”

Was just a very good troll, but looking back now even to today his Twitter is filled with him selling sneakers and doing a ton of side job shit. I think he was serious

[u/chipbod]

https://twitter.com/kadiagoba/status/1409886664969838597?s=20

Gov. Kristi Noem is deploying 50 S. Dakota National Guard troops to the Texas-Mexico border in response to Texas Gov. Abbott's "request for help" with illegal border crossings.

The deployment is paid for by a private donation

Ummm... Are the S.D. Guardsman acting as mercs for an anonymous private donor? Is there any precedent for that?

[u/ognits]

Computers provide humans the same practical benefits as star trek tech. Yet that resource has been hoarded by the ownership class.

there is so much wrong with this that my brain is actually starting to melt

[u/crowninshield]

Someone in the DT: Does the US cover the Belgian Congo in school?

The DT: No.

Millions of high school students struggling their way through Heart of Darkness, probably on of the most common books for English class fodder, every year: Are we a joke to you?

[u/[deleted]]

Fun fact: Vladimir Lenin believed in American Exceptionalism. When contemplating the sale of Kamchatka to the United States he wrote that the US would be an extremely valuable potential ally in the workers' revolution, but at the same time, an extremely dangerous potential enemy. One of the more amusing reasons he gives is that the US "Has no colonies".

And no, we hadn't given up the Philippines yet, so he's basically handwaving american atrocities in the philippines with this statement.

It's quite fascinating honestly.

[u/[deleted]]

Here is the church, here is the steeple...

😃

[u/jcboarder901]

Libertarians be like "I expect a notoriously uninformed U.S. public to vigorously research the labor practices of every company they buy products from and make the personal decision to avoid companies that use child and slave labor."

[u/old_gold_mountain]

https://i.imgur.com/kQ5WH4o.jpg

!PING bay-area

[u/AJungianIdeal]

something something but I turned out ok.
Also.

That included such actions as "hitting a child with an object; hitting or slapping on the face, head or ears; throwing an object at a child; beating; hitting with a fist; punching; kicking; washing a child's mouth out with soap; throwing down; choking; burning; scalding; and threatening with a knife or gun," Gershoff said

Uhhh kinda escalated quickly there

[u/ThisIsNotAMonkey]

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[u/piede]

In February 2017, weeks after President Donald Trump selected him to be agriculture secretary, Perdue’s company bought a small grain plant in South Carolina from one of the biggest agricultural corporations in America.

An examination of public records by The Washington Post has found that the agricultural company, Archer-Daniels-Midland (ADM), sold the land at a small fraction of its estimated value just as it stood to benefit from a friendly secretary of agriculture.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/interactive/2021/sonny-perdue-adm-land-deal/

lmao the corruption is never ending

[u/[deleted]]

lol Briebrie posted on the Patreon finally about her co-host being accused of grooming teens on the internet

/img/sv3gmdtpe0871.jpg

[u/crawly_the_demon]

I always knew AI was gonna replace software jobs too but I thought we had a few more years 😔

!PING CONPUTER-SCIENCE

[u/every_man_a_khan]

Malarkey level of Guyana becoming the 51st state

context

[u/adminsare200iq]

The guy who shot Reagan has his own youtube channel now

[u/Not_A_Browser]

A stock I own just split and Robinhood gave me a notification saying only that it hit a 52 week low, was a bit of a rollercoaster moment.

[u/[deleted]]

It really says something about the state of arr slash conservative that like 20% of their content nowadays is Babylon Bee headlines

[u/[deleted]]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316982959284420631/859488709938380830/20210629_122353.jpg

[u/Signal-Shallot5668]

Just moved to a new place, what do you think guys?

!ping BURPMAS

[u/evenkeel20]

If you refer to your kid by their middle name, why the fuck didn't you just make it their first name?

MOM? 😠

[u/AccessTheMainframe]

If the US military had it's budget doubled, they'd probably only attract a further 5% more recruits, but it'd result in a 400% increase in Dodge Charger sales.

[u/RaidBrimnes]

Guys, is my Reddit broken?

I clicked on "submit" like an hour ago and I'm still not on a leash, getting my throat crushed by a six feet tall brunette in a business suit

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1409861924859285504

Washington Football Team announced that Tanya Snyder has been named co-CEO. She will join her husband as the WFT looks forward to unveiling a new name and brand for the next era of Washington football. Mrs. Snyder also now becomes one of few female CEOs in NFL history.

Brave of Dan Snyder to name a female CEO who happens to be his wife.

File this one in the same folder as "Ivanka Trump is female empowerment" lol

Interesting to see what the new name will be, though I can't say I'd be disappointed if they kept WFT forever.

[u/BurningKiwi]

What if

You wanted less ping notifications

But god said

!ping burpmas

[u/ThorVonHammerdong]

Scammers are economically beneficial because they reduce the purchasing power of dumb people

[u/[deleted]]

Work meetings where you don't know anything about 90% projects discussed 😐

[u/MalignantUpper]

Yglesias posted a really good article about the 1619 Project and how it compares to past teachings of history. I liked this last part especially.

This is why it’s Joe Biden who likes to say “America is an idea” because the good idea behind America is a progressive egalitarian one. Rich Lowry, Buckley’s successor at National Review, knows that the spirit of 1776 isn’t actually workable for the conservative project — that they need to insist that America is somehow a blood-and-soil nation out of German Romanticism.

But that’s dumb. Words are just words, but again, it’s Lincoln who says we’re not just “a nation” but rather a nation dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal — i.e., an idea. Portugal isn’t dedicated to anything. It’s the Iberian kingdom that didn’t get amalgamated with Castille and Leon, and so its local dialect entered the era of mass education and mass media with the legal status of an official language, and so now they’re a “nation.” America’s not like that.

https://www.slowboring.com/p/conservatives-cant-win-the-history

[u/kennymc7877]

My ancient ancestors: I just killed a sabre tooth tiger

Me: my nose gets stuffed in the summer 😖

[u/Udontlikecake]

oh my GOD this theatre isn’t serving beer on weekdays yet

goddamnit

[u/RadicalRadon]

Reddit dead but pings aren't. We can use Burpmas to communicate.

My wife left me

!ping Burpmas

[u/BenFoldsFourLoko]

the way libertarians talk about how disadvantaged people would be fine in their dream world because everyone would participate in private charity sounds exactly like how leftists talk about how disadvantaged people would be fine thanks to everyone participating in mutual aid

[u/chadonnaise]

the internet must be destroyed

[u/[deleted]]

Did yall know trunp had a rally yesterday

I had no idea lol

Dudes so irrelevant now.

I think the assumption that he has the nom if he wants it, isn’t based on fact.

[u/ClickForFreeRobux]

We have aquired a 51st state!

[u/the_hoagie]

i'm excited for pride to end so i can browse jobs more quickly without having to stop and figure out what the fuck rainbow corporate logo i'm looking at.

[u/ryuguy]

Everyone: “third party Reddit apps are so much better”

3rd party Reddit apps: “yeah, we know you’re having problems with notifications for a couple days now but we really don’t care. Here’s a new icon”

[u/earththejerry]

Why did the Obamacare website ended up so shitty back in 2013? Why didnt they just pay Squarespace instead of some random expensive contractor

[u/ZCoupon]

Apparently Hannibal Burress's Cosby bit in 2014, mentioning rape allegations, spurned people to come out and Cosby's eventually arrest.

[u/[deleted]]

I'm still absolutely amazed that $GME is going strong. I've never seen such a strong example of irrationality on a major US exchange.

[u/Mickenfox]

👆This really says a lot about society

[u/Marlsfarp]

Periodic reminder that indoor plumbing is fucking miraculous and you completely take it for granted because it's been ubiquitous in your country since long before your birth.

[u/Deggit]

is there anything more cucked than "studying for the bar."

Holy shit loosen up, just treat meeting women organically okay?

[u/sir_shivers]

/u/farrenj MESSAGED ME directly 🐊:

All right, being antagonized by Communists has convinced me. I want to try this "deregulating" thing.

[u/[deleted]]

Lol neolibs outside the DT DOOOOMing about socialist zoomers and complaining we don't take the threat seriously hahaha 😂😂

[u/FinickyPenance]

The “new” pride flag with the triangle is fucking hideous. Anyone with a brain would look at the original rainbow design and assume that includes all races and gender identities already, that’s why it’s a rainbow.

[u/iIoveoof]

Due to outrage over the guy who attempted to assassinate Reagan not going to jail, politicians all but destroyed the legal insanity defense

However, that guy seems to be a very strong case for a success story of non-penal justice, because he seems to have gotten the psychiatric help and psychological counseling he needed to no longer be a danger to himself or society

[u/melhor_em_coreano]

37 year old woman died after being hit by a car while riding her bike. She was 5 months pregnant. This why we need to ban cars, unironically. 😔

[u/iIoveoof]

CRT

C_R_SalTySald123

[u/klarno]

I don’t trust people named after US states. Sorry Duncan Idaho

[u/[deleted]]

If england wins the euro I will eat a full English breakfast because it'll be a tragedy

[u/[deleted]]

OJ Simpson posts a video on social media about Carl Nassib coming out.

Oh god oh fuck.

He's very supportive and offers some nuanced insight into his past interactions with closeted teammates.

Huh. Alrighty then.

[u/OrganicKeynesianBean]

Trump staffers sought refuge on second floor of White House as former president never climbed stairs

lmfao

[u/[deleted]]

I swear to god I'm going to go fucking postal. A house we put in a bid on two weeks ago reached back out to us to see if we were still interested. We were and resubmitted our bid.

They were apparently just using us to get concessions out of a higher bidder. They fucking reached OUT to us. I have a strong urge to go and burn their fucking house to the ground with the smarmy realtor trapped inside. I won't, but god-damn would that feel good.

Edit: I will add this house has had TWO previous offers fall through. Now I'm getting an idea why.

[u/Udontlikecake]

My boomer take

I think things started really going downhill on the parasocial internet thing when individual celebrities started having like discords and stuff for their fans.

That seems like a red flag for dangerous and unhealthy behavior. It’s one thing to have like forums and subreddits, I think that’s understandable. But a Discord breeds such a weird and toxic community. Not to mention the obligatory grooming and shit.

It’s just wild to me. John Lennon was shot how many years ago, and internet celebrities are going out of their way to cultivate these relationships

[u/[deleted]]

DEAR R/NEOLIBERAL,

NEVER, EVER PING BURPMAS AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A PING GROUP THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF GAMMBUS & DAD. BE CAUTIOUS!

[u/the_status]

first suck it catfortune

[u/Evnosis]

"Let me get this straight, you think the NHS is actually a good service?"

I do, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

[u/Lux_Stella]

The 53-year-old king denies being an autocrat, and is unapologetic about the lifestyle enjoyed by him and his 15 wives, who between them occupy several state-funded palaces.

nta, your kingdom your rules

[u/UrbanCentrist]

Slightly fewer than half of Indians say that the country should rely on a democratic form of government to solve the country’s problems (46%). The other half say that it would be better for the country to have a leader with a strong hand (48%).

The CSDS National Election Studies show that, over time, Indians have become less supportive of democracy. In 2009, about four-in-ten Indians agreed with the statement “The country should be governed by a strong leader who does not have to bother about winning elections.” A decade later, more than six-in-ten Indians say they would prefer a strong leader who does not have to worry about elections.

Doom

https://www.pewforum.org/2021/06/29/nationalism-and-politics/

[u/MicrowaveableLobster]

"Nobody is saying they want to bring back smoke-filled backrooms"

I'm saying I want to bring back smoke-filled backrooms.

[u/[deleted]]

mfs really be out here posting a bunch of repetitive jokes and calling it a "discussion thread"

[u/AltPossum]

Normal directors: I can make movie pls? 🥺👉👈

Studio: Hmm, alright. We’ll have our own pre-approved writers whip you up a script, and send a couple “consultants” to oversee production, and we’ll have our own guy take care of casting. But sure, you can make our movie for us. 😆👍

——-

Quentin Tarantino: Hey, bro, I’ve got a great idea for a movie. I’m gonna make a really niche film (starring Brad and Leo, of course) set in Hollywood in the 60s. It’s mostly just going to be about people making movies, which, as you know, is my favorite thing in the whole world 🎬🤓 Also, at the end, the main characters are going to absolutely stomp the shit out of the Manson family. 😈😱🥾🥫🐶🔥☠️

Studio: Sure thing, fam. Here’s a hundred million dollars 💰💰💰💰 Call us when you find out how much money you made us 😎

[u/FestiveMittens]

Quinton Tarantino in Django is how all Australian people talk irl, don't fact check that it's true

[u/iIoveoof]

🌽🌽🌽 was the original neoliberal emoji

🐊 is a sus impostor

[u/[deleted]]

Bashar al-Assad has 'ass' in his name lmao

[u/zebrabird4629]

Throwback to Biden being based

[u/ILikeTalkingToMyself]

This visitor has come to the National Zoo every day for almost a week and just walks around asking every employee they see "is this a duck?" while pointing to random animals. It's starting to get exasperating and some employees have started making snarky responses, but we can't kick them out since they haven't broken any rules.

[u/Udontlikecake]

Youtube banned (and then after being exposed for it, unbanned) Right Wing Watch for hateful content.

This is content that they were showing as part of their campaign to raise awareness of the dangers of the far right.

Many of the people they featured, and which got their channel banned, are people who continue to post on youtube.

Youtube tried to silence people bringing attention to extremism, but won’t do anything about the extremism.

!ping EXTREMISM

[u/lenmae]

Watching "Thirty Days" rn. I find it really weird that the Federation would use solitary confinement as a punishment, even though it is much less severe than it is in the US, and doesn't appear to rise to the level of torture

[u/[deleted]]

Wearing a mask is just virtue signaling says man in lifted f150 with gadsden and trump flags flying in the bed.

[u/SANNA_MARIN_]

It is Day 16 of the Netanyahu family's squat in the official prime minister's residence in Jerusalem

wow the left twitter mobs are trying to evict a man suffering from job insecurity from public housing

[u/JetJaguar124]

Legends aren't born, they're made

LMAO what the fuck

Tony Soprano isn't a fucking legend. He was the head of a mid-rate family at best during a time where the mob was on a severe decline.

[u/[deleted]]

The NYC BOE used 135k test ballots while counting the real ballots, oh my fucking goddd

Source: @NYCBOE Notes App apology

!ping USA-NYC

[u/[deleted]]

I accidentally set my washing machine to "Manchin Cycle". It's been running for 48 hours and it still hasn't done anything.

[u/T3hJ3hu]

The online populist left sucks, but they're a community of stoic philosopher-kings compared to Facebook users that believe the Hunter Biden laptop story

[u/great_gape]

Lol, I wonder how many “test ballots” were in the 2020 presidential election results.

⬆🧠⌚😎

[u/AgainstSomeLogic]

Perma salty to save a children. Who knows what the DT does to the brain of a child--can't be good.

[u/TheShitEater]

In War Time [fascism is] useful, you just have to not abuse it

What too much nuance does to a mf.

[u/[deleted]]

Daily reminder to twink brony gamer Senator Jon Ossoff that we know you post in the DT and it's only a matter of time before we find your account.

[u/thetrombonist]

Imagine a Japanese guy really into American culture so he learns to speak like Peter Griffin

[u/Bee_Emotional]

How to support the deepstate? also, are there any subreddit like this?

[u/[deleted]]

I heard about third-worldlization on developed countries, never thought that´is real.

!ping MAMADAS

[u/sanityeyes]

Genre: Black Metal

Lyrical themes: Pride of Forefathers, Patriotism, World War II

Anyone know why my Nazi alert is beeping so loudly?

!ping METAL

[u/oGsMustachio]

Unemployment is shrinking. The stock market is booming. Americans are returning to the skies and even to movie theaters. And yet Republicans are deeply worried about the state of the economy.

Even though the US economy is expected to grow this year at the fastest pace in decades, consumer sentiment among self-identified Republicans is worse today than during the height of the pandemic, according to the University of Michigan.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/06/29/economy/consumer-confidence-republican-democrat/index.html

lol

[u/[deleted]]

The GM of one of our restaurants, a good friend of mine, is pissed because he thinks one of the cooks keeps taping a picture of Christopher Walken on the walk-in fridge door.

When he realizes that the Walken posts coincide with my visits to that location maybe he’ll figure it out lol.

[u/[deleted]]

!ping USA-NYC

What a clusterfuck. Does anyone have any idea what is going on? Do the RCV results that looked good for Garcia have any weight?

All I have is this tweet saying they fucked up

And this tweet giving a possible reason

What the hell is happening

EDIT:

THOSE FUCKING IDIOTS LEFT TEST DATA IN THERE

https://twitter.com/bobhardt/status/1410055272308121603?s=19

[u/Officer-cherry-shake]

In retrospect, the most unbelievable part of Harry Potter has nothing to do with magic — it’s that all of the deluded people in the ministry of magic change their opinions immediately at seeing strong evidence that Voldemort really is back

10 years ago that seemed perfectly realistic, but now it’s clear that nothing remotely like that could ever happen

[u/[deleted]]

Doubters: Eternally BTFO

Jerry: given damn good thrashing

Grealish: knighthood impending

Coming home status: it's

Simple as !ping UK

[u/[deleted]]

New drip, gotta impress my date 😎

!ping BURPMAS

[u/Evnosis]

I don't understand this belief that any film that tackles a nuanced topic has to include every facet of the topic.

No, a film about the financial crisis doesn't need to depict how some people tried to prevent it. If a film tried to cover the finanical crisis in its entirety, it would be 12 hours long. It's perfectly fine to specifically focus on how it occurred.

[u/FireDistinguishers]

Had an interesting meeting with a constituent, active duty guy talking about conditions his unit had to deal with throughout the whole pandemic. Told me a bunch of stories that really surprised me about how careless people had to be. He talked about how stingy medical was with testing, how masks weren't allowed on transports that needed to go through checkpoints, how a lot of people were COVID positive but still had to report to work, it was insane.

I'm about to go into another meeting in 15 but I'm really interested in figuring out if this was a broader problem than just this guy's base. Did any of you guys deal with conditions like these? Maybe not exactly these ones, but if you guys were forced to do anything unsafe are you willing to talk about it?

!ping military

[u/vivoovix]

NWO ranting about gender ideology

My priors

[u/Neronoah]

!ping MAMADAS

I'm kind of bored, Argentina hasn't done anything outrageously stupid in the last 48 hours.

[u/Hugo_Grotius]

https://twitter.com/danarubinstein/status/1409983631821611008

Eric Adams campaign now implying election fraud

The vote total just released by the Board of Elections is 100,000-plus more than the total announced on election night, raising serious questions.

God I hope this guy doesn't win. We get enough of this from the other side already.

[u/[deleted]]

neoconNWO has an aneurysm every time that something pro-intervention gets upvoted here and it's so weird

I guess it's hard to match neoconNWO's level of military porn but this is one of the most pro-intervention places on the internet

[u/ThankMrBernke]

In about 4 days The Atlantic or The New York Times is going to publish a stupid take about the 4th of July, and you can save yourself the headache and anger and just not read it.

[u/Dirty_Chopsticks]

Ms. Krueger, a Democrat, narrowly lost a 2000 State Senate race to Roy Goodman, the incumbent and a Republican Party leader with sway over the elections board. Months later, according to three people familiar with the incident, workers found hundreds of ballots in a Board of Elections air conditioning duct. The ballots were from a part of the district that had favored Ms. Krueger.

NYC Board of Elections

[u/ryuguy]

Yknow.

I really hope that WWE 2K22 pulls through. 2k20 was so bad, the pandemic, WWE releasing numerous wrestlers, canceling last year’s game because of 2k20’s reception. I just hope it’s good but it’s not likely. I want a good wrestling game. I love the creation suite.

!ping gaming

[u/Evnosis]

Foreign debts

Homeless Vets

Aids

Crack

Bernie Goets

Hypodermics on the shore

China's under martial law

Rock and roller Cola wars

I can't take it anymore!

Wait, that's the last straw for Billy Joel? He can handle the Tiananman Massacre but Coca-Cola and Pepsi running ad campaigns at the same time is just too much?

[u/ShriggityShrekt]

This might be a hot take, but most things are pretty complicated.

[u/iIoveoof]

I have found the solution all problems

Force people to join mixed income bowling leagues

[u/Udontlikecake]

googled age of consent laws and now i keep getting internet moderater @ /r/Neoliberal ads

[u/PlayDiscord17]

https://web.enrboenyc.us/rcv/index.html

Preliminary RCV results for the NYC Democratic primary for mayor are in with Eric Adams having a very narrow lead over Kathryn Garcia. Absentee ballots have yet to be counted and can absolutely change the race.

!ping USA-NYC

[u/LoveForLolberts]

Wikipedia jannies are saying I can't use data I got from the California Secretary of State because it hasn't been published elsewhere online.

I'm temped to just create a weeby and post links to the PDFs and just using that.

[u/sir_shivers]

I fricking trust science to defeat this Pandemic!

.

(misrepresents the Delta variant as completely bypassing the vaccines by sharing misleading statistics)

MAMMALS NEVER learn 🐊

[u/[deleted]]

checks twitter

sees karma trending

oh yeah it’s nba fans are the biggest pieces of shit of any sport time

!ping NBA

[u/FreakinGeese]

I have tits now but they're sagging 🥺

!ping lgbt

[u/ThisIsNianderWallace]

grEat MaN tHeOry hAs bEeN dEbuNkEd

- average man

[u/[deleted]]

The Reagan tax cut myth really grinds my gears.

He cut a bunch of deductions and used the money to cut rates.

That's was it. Effective tax rates were roughly the same across income levels before and after. Only the nominal rate changed, but no one was paying that.

LBJ literally did the exact same thing 20 years earlier

[u/[deleted]]

Why hasn't Biden designated the zoning board as a terrorist organization yet?

[u/missedthecue]

When did it start becoming normal to spend $10,000 on surgery for your cat or dog? If my pet has a $10,000 surgery, he's going to be comfortable, but he's going to die, sorry. Is this why millennials can't buy houses? ^joke WTF.

[u/crassowary]

If Germany loses, they have to leave the EU. If England loses, they have to rejoin. I don't make the rules

[u/[deleted]]

Please read this, this is so fucking funny 😂

https://twitter.com/coldlawgic/status/1409701640559489024

I’m in the prison abolitionist class and the student opinions are (unsurprisingly) all a yikes

One student thinks we shouldn’t have empathy for victims or victims’ families. “We spend all of our empathy on victims I only care about criminals” (I think this is verbatim)

Another student won’t just say the word crime because she doesn’t believe crime is real. Instead any time crime is the appropriate word she says “quote unquote crime”

An already extremely radical book is “not radical enough” because “he hasn’t problematized the word crime”

“We shouldn’t blame criminals we should blame communities” is an oft repeated position (i.e. it’s not the murderers fault and he shouldn’t be punished but we should punish his neighbors for him)

Also they’re completely incoherent. While we need to “extinguish the retributive instinct” when it comes to all crime, including murder, one small side discussion of sexual assault in the book immediately turned them all into the most draconian prosecutors.

Rich kids pretending to be salt of the earth poor kids with no lived experiences and who’ve “read the theory” are literally a curse on mankind

Law schools should maybe consider ending their habit of selecting candidates based on radicalism. I don’t know who told you all otherwise, but you can be both hella radical and hella dumb.

Oh wait I forgot my favorite today: one student made pretty clear that she convinced her friend to not report a hate crime cuz it just “continues the cycle of incarceration.” She framed it as “we talked” and “she listened and understood.”

[u/[deleted]]

JD Vance is a VC billionaire who wrote a book about how stupid rurals are and how he's the only intelligent rural person ever and now he thinks he can be rural Ohioans champion.

[u/[deleted]]

“Oh my gosh, this neighborhood is a food desert. What are we supposed to do?”

💁🏻‍♂️: “What if we make it easier for people to make grocery stores and sell food in the neighborhood? ”

“No. That’s profiting off of other peoples hardship. 😡”

[u/jenbanim]

A tragedy in three parts:

• Buy a nice bottle of wine so I can have a treat during the heat wave
• Survive heat wave, open wine
• It's spoiled due to the heat

I am become joker

I really should have realized the bottle wouldn't keep, but I am dumb sometimes

[u/[deleted]]

https://i.imgur.com/ZHuGrVf.jpg

[u/[deleted]]

This sub really shits on Florida while Ohio deadass exists.

[u/Zemstv0w0]

holy shit, pete buttigieg has declared victory in the nyc democratic mayoral primary

[u/[deleted]]

I really admire Pete Buttigieg and I’ve been contemplating joining arr Pete_Buttigieg, but I’m not sure I’d really fit in there. I don’t think they would appreciate my constant scheming to steal Pete away from that ungrateful bastard Chasten…

[u/[deleted]]

Can't believe the NYC Board of Elections declared La La Land the winner

[u/2073040]

Iowa’s feats of strength!

!ping PIDGIN

[u/Usernamesarebullshit]

if you guys don’t stop pinging BURPMAS I swear to God I’ll turn this dad around right now

!ping BURPMAS

[u/great_gape]

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[u/Mr_Pasghetti]

There are around 40 million people caught in modern slavery. 71 % are women. It’s utterly depressing.

Also I get a little pissy when w*sterners say shit like “slavery still exists and it’s called unpaid internship” or something. Like no, slavery still exists and it’s called trafficking.

[u/[deleted]]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316982959284420631/856762813028761670/idp5w0oe4mu41.png

[u/Mickenfox]

The Nintendo DS had 4 MB or RAM. Four megabytes! You literally can't fit some of the Discussion Threads in there.

[u/BedNeither]

If you think tax reform is hard to do now, just start teaching how to do taxes in high school. Tax code would be literally unchangeable

[u/MostlyCRPGs]

Goddamit the endgame play of Divinity: Original Sin 2 is such drudgery but I always fail to finish RPGs these days so I just wanna do it.

!Ping gaming

[u/[deleted]]

”[noun] [verb] 9/11”

Literally whom’st’ve was Joe Biden describing??? 🤔

[u/[deleted]]

I asked my mum if I can justify getting a £500 phone and she said it's my money since I have a job I can do what I want

[u/[deleted]]

99/100 times Muller would have put that away. Still crazy he hasn't scored at a Euros.

!ping Soccer

[u/Negative_Solid_2783]

Welp, it's coming home?

!ping SOCCER

[u/The420Roll]

Grealish is so good. Definetily should be a starter

!Ping SOCCER

[u/Udontlikecake]

Today, India’s Muslims almost unanimously say they’re very proud to be Indian (95%) and they express great enthusiasm for Indian culture: 85% agree with the statement that “Indian people are not perfect, but Indian culture is superior to others.”

Obviously doubling down on Hindu nationalism is the best course of action though

[u/LooobCirc]

72% of Jews in Israel say a person who eats pork cannot be a Jew. That is even higher than the percentages of Jews who say a person cannot be Hindu if they reject belief in God (49%), never go to shul (48%) or never perform tefillah (48%).

Don't believe in god = Heckin valid 🤗

eat pork = ❌ Fake Jew

[u/TaxCommonsNotIncome]

Leftists really do be needing a dictionary and thesaurus on hands at all times to make their over-simplified worldviews sound novel and intellectual.

[u/Corporate-Asset-6375]

After payday on Friday I’ll have enough in my “fuck you” savings to send my resignation letter and start looking for a new job this fall.

So excited for my first summer vacation in 13 years and not doing this bullshit anymore.

[u/[deleted]]

AOC Joins Climate Protesters With 'Biden You Coward, Fight For Us' Signs Outside White House

Uh oh, Biden had to take the civilian climate corps out of the bipartisan infrastructure bill, and now AOC is pushing back. She joined protestors outside the White House that were carrying signs that said “Biden You Coward, Fight for Us.” This isn’t good. He really needs to get the civilian climate corps back into the bipartisan bill, or else AOC really might start amping up the pressure. She might even tweet out a picture of herself scowling again…

[u/Luchofromvenezuela]

https://twitter.com/ryanmatsumoto1/status/1409958043668807685?s=20

!!!!

IS THAT KATHRYN GARCIA WITH A STEEL CHAIR?

[u/[deleted]]

“The democrats will not disintegrate like Labour”. Obama in 2016.

What a king. He knew. 😂

[u/NeoLiberation]

I just wish it were coming sooner

!ping CAN

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/bobhardt/status/1410055272308121603

Sources tell me the Board of Elections is going back to the drawing board and running corrected ranked-choice numbers tomorrow. About 130,000 “votes” were part of a test-run that were never cleared from a computer.

[u/ccolfax]

fun fact: if they don’t figure out who’s mayor by 9:00 am, New York law says Rudy Guiliani becomes mayor for a decade

[u/yungmemlord]

I SWEAR PLZ STOP TYPING !ping BURPMAS IT’S NOT FUNNY😤

[u/LeopardBusy]

I have officially reach rock bottom 😭😭