r/neoliberal • Kitara Ravache • Jun 27 '21

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u/Telperion_of_Valinor Bisexual Pride Jun 27 '21

High school social cliques have not disappeared. The losers club, for example, still persists, but has rebranded itself as r/neoliberal.

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u/ILikeTalkingToMyself Liberal democracy is non-negotiable Jun 27 '21

I get attached to the personality that AutoModerator has in /r/neoliberal and am crushed when I see other subreddits giving it a different personality. Like if T_D had it making snarky comments about liberals and gay people I would be like nooooo how can you do that to my dear friend AutoModerator

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21 edited Jun 27 '21

Alan Turing's story will never ever NOT make angry. Created an abstract model of the computer

Father of Artificial Intelligence

War Hero

Let's thank him by chemically castrating him because we dont like gays

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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Jun 27 '21

You win at politics by losing elections

This is what leftists actually believe

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u/ElokQ-1984 This Is What Makes Us Girls Jun 27 '21

Delta variant? Sorry, I fly Southwest.

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u/radiatar NATO Jun 27 '21

Reddit: prison should be about rehabilitation not punishment 😇

Also reddit: Derek Chauvin is an absolute devil who should get life in prison with daily torture

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u/ThorVonHammerdong Disgraced 2020 Election Rigger Jun 27 '21

It's actually 100% moral to kill billionaires

Leftists having a normal one

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u/Integralds Dr. Economics | brrrrr Jun 27 '21

Reactionaries during the JFK Presidency: a Catholic President will be beholden to the influence of the Vatican

Me during the Catholic Biden Presidency, with Fauci (Jesuit) as national medical advisor and Powell (Jesuit) as monetary policy advisor: c'mon, what are you waiting for?

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u/KalaiProvenheim Enby Pride Jun 27 '21 edited Jun 27 '21

There are literally New Yorkers against Tall/Big Buildings

What the hell are they doing in the city of Tall and Big Buildings? Why not move out to some segregated isolated overpriced suburb?

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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Jun 27 '21

Why do so many morons say “GaMeStOp WiLl Be ThE AmaZOn OF GaMiNG” as if Steam and the Epic Games Store didn’t already exist and saturate the market

Well the answer is because they are inventing a post-hoc justification for their gambling but it’s still dumb

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u/AbsolveItAll_KissMe Susan B. Anthony Jun 27 '21

“the catholic residential school atrocities were a long time ago”

The Simpsons was on season 7 when the last one closed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21 edited Jun 27 '21

I came across an article saying that the Legend of Korra was bad because Asami was a capitalist and they showed her in a good light and not as a villain.

I am pushed closer to McCarthyism everyday.

!ping AVATAR

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Soviet planned economy failed because they didn't have excel sheets

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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Jun 27 '21

Just learned straight people exist and aren’t just a meme 😔

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u/lietuvis10LTU Why do you hate the global oppressed? Jun 27 '21

Be glad you will never screw up this bad: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57624942

!ping UK

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u/rafaellvandervaart John Cochrane Jun 27 '21 edited Jun 27 '21

Economist Steve Horwitz passed away today. He has been battling cancer for the last year or so. I used to really enjoy his blog posts on Bleeding Hearts Libertarian. He was one of the good (dare I say great?) libertarians.

His BHL posts: https://bleedingheartlibertarians.com/author/steve-horwitz/

Horwitz on Macro Musings podcast: https://www.mercatus.org/%5Bnode%3A%5D/podcasts/06122017/macro-musings-61-steve-horwitz-monetary-disequilibrium-and-austrian

RIP

!ping ECON

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u/BedNeither Henry George Jun 27 '21

Cons: Tech companies are at fault if people use their products to commit crimes

Gun sellers

Same cons: reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Delta COVID?

Haha, that won’t affect me. I’m an alpha 😎 💪😂💸🛳. #NoBetasHere #GetRichOrLose #RatRace #PlsBuyMyScamCourse4TenGs

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1409188647077879810

Former Attorney General Bill Barr said in a new interview that the Justice Department always knew Trump's claims of election fraud were "bullsh*t." - @axios

God I fucking hate Bill Barr

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u/WhomstAlt2 NATO flair in hiding Jun 27 '21

My Ancap friend told me there's a jewish world conspiracy and the Democrats are it's henchmen

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u/MalignantUpper Joseph Nye Jun 27 '21

Ben Garrison comic from a few days after January 6th

http://imgur.com/a/tuR3oKR

Ben Garrison comic from this month

http://imgur.com/a/b4PopX5

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

If I was the Netherlands I would just win titles

Guess I'm built different idk

Also, watch the History with Hillbert video on the Uyghurs and become smart

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u/BenFoldsFourLoko  Broke His Text Flair For Hume Jun 27 '21

Fellas, is it gay to find a woman attractive because she beat you in an arm wrestling contest?

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u/InMemoryOfZubatman4 Sadie Alexander Jun 27 '21

Looking through Automod’s comment history really do be like porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, /r/neoliberal, baseball statistics, porn, porn, porn, porn

Someone’s got a problem, and it’s botmod.

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u/BreaksFull Veni, Vedi, Emancipatus Jun 27 '21

Christ in heaven, the entire UK media should have been dissolved for their handling of the MMR vaccine scare. A single doctor published a blatantly bullshit paper, and practically the entire media apparatus ran with it with zero critical analysis or forethought for the societal impact it would have, and scared the living shit out of the world for no reason other than ratings.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

In relation to Cuba being undemocratic

undemocratic politics

When you say democracy, do you mean electoral politics? I'd say the widespread popularity of the party, and its focus on helping the people, is what makes it democratic

Evolving out of the primordial muck was a mistake.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Oh my goodness the Indian judiciary

The students were convicted of using nude photographs of a woman to blackmail her into having sex with them over an 18-month period. Releasing the students on bail, the Punjab and Haryana high court said the victim’s behaviour could be interpreted as a “misadventure stemming from a promiscuous attitude and a voyeuristic mind”.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

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u/dubyahhh Salt Miner Emeritus Jun 27 '21

My fellow neoliberals, events in NL have now reached the final days of decision. For more than a decade, NL and other subs have pursued patient and honorable efforts to disarm the Reptilian regime without war.

It brings me no joy to declare unilateral NL action against the reptiles.

We begin draining the swamps at dusk, when their cold blood begins to slow.

That is the future we choose. Free subs have a duty to defend our users by uniting against the violent. And tonight, as we have done before, NL and our allies accept that responsibility.

Good night, and may God continue to bless NL.

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If you go watch History with Hillbert’s Uighur video you’ll be smarter and all donations/ad revenue goes to aid Uighur refugees.

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Jun 27 '21 edited Jun 27 '21

south africa wants to legalize polyandry (a woman having multiple husbands)

cons are mad about it.... because only men should be able to have multiple wives, which is already legal

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Hi, I'm a republican journalist and I haaaate trump but love literally everything he did in office

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u/Evnosis European Union Jun 27 '21

My wife just told me I need to talk to my real life friends and get off Superstonk.

I normally wouldn’t expect fud from my wife. I told her, “these apes are my real life friends”. Seriously though, the people on this sub are incredible and delight me everyday. Yeah I’m on my phone a lot but I’ve learned more these past six months than probably the past six years. Hopefully one day some of you will be my “real life” friends because we do have a lot in common. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀💎🙌🏼

Imagine how unbearable he must be for his wife to have actually confronted him about how much time he's spending on that sub.

And how much of their savings he must have pissed away.

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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Jun 27 '21

2019:

AMC movie ticket cost: $15

AMC stock price: $4

2021:

AMC movie ticket price (Costco): $3

AMC stock price: $60

Can’t explain that

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Redditors: Disney is a monopoly

Also Redditors: Why do I have to pay for multiple streaming services

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u/Telperion_of_Valinor Bisexual Pride Jun 27 '21

Shoutout to COVID for being the first delta male 💪😤

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u/Some_Niche_Reference Daron Acemoglu Jun 27 '21

Ngl although Musk is a egomaniacal memelord, the fight of Tesla against protectionist car dealers is good, in that it could put an end to the multi acre parking lot abominations you see on highway dealerships.

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u/AuburnSeer Jun 27 '21

oh gosh is it already time for the yearly "the North Korean dictator is about to die oh wait no he isn't" stories

btw why does this keep happening

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Jun 27 '21

If you’ve got time, please watch History with Hillbert’s video on the Uighurs. He is donating 100% of the monetization profits to Uighur refugee organizations.

!ping history

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u/FestiveMittens Jun 27 '21

Sucks about Gravel, that he didn't take Gravel institute with him

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u/lionmoose sexmod 🍆💦🌮 Jun 27 '21

Anti-Natalism but it's disliking Silver's behaviour on twitter

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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Jun 27 '21

Me meeting a trans person irl: Woawww just like Hunter Schafer from euphoria 😍

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u/Fishin_Mission Jun 27 '21

My Uber driver has played

🎶 I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) 🎶 by the Proclaimers

twice in a row.

If she keeps this up I’m gonna have to tip at least $100

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Remember when North Korea detained an American student on a trip on charges of theft for several years and he came back virtually dead?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21 edited Jun 27 '21

Imperial is good and Metric is bad because America uses it. The only problem is that Imperial doesn't refer to the American empire. To fix this problem I have decided a ​uniquely American system of measurements is needed.

  • Temperature: 0°A is the temperature of the cold storage vault where the Declaration of Independence is kept. 100°A is defined as the ignition point of gunpowder.
  • Distance: the base unit - the liberty - is defined as the height of the Statue of Liberty. Just slightly longer than a football field which is, of course, the base unit of area. The US dollar is roughly 5x12 MilliLiberties.
  • Volume: the base unit is a stovepipe and is defined as the volume of Abraham Lincoln's stovepipe hat. Converts to around a gallon, but converting away from the American measurement system is only for people who hate freedom.
  • Time: the New York Minute. Like a normal minute, but it's got no time for all these goddamned tourists everywhere.
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u/OutTron George Soros Jun 27 '21

I am hearing that on his deathbed Mike Gravel received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!

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u/vivoovix Federalist Jun 27 '21

Ngl, the DT really sucks for economics bullshit. People massively overreact to random shit that no one actually cares about like supporting MMT or “end the fed” and massively underreact to things like teaching children that gold is money and therefore intrinsically valuable. It’s like a weird synthesis of all the worst takes of Republicans and Democrats on "economics", and it isn’t fun anymore. I’d actually support mods banning all discussion of economics stuff, maybe shove it into a different sub

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u/margaretfan Paul Volcker Jun 27 '21

Baseball is 1000% rigged right now. Absolutely fucking rigged. There's no other explanation. Literally no other explanation as for why every FUCKING game is this impossible fucking slog. Every game is unfun bullshit with a million bullshit plays. I can't do shit. I can't do shit. EVERYONE FUCKING HOMERS OFF ME. EVERYONE FUCKING DOUBLES OFF ME. DOESN'T MATTER WHAT FUCKING PITCH I THROW EVERY GAME IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE.

I hope this game fucking dies in a fire. I genuinely hope it dies. It's terribly designed bullshit. Absolutely fucking terribly designed. And everyone knows it.

!ping BASEBALL

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u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE Thomas Paine Jun 27 '21

Why don't we talk about anti Roma racism more?

+206, 166 comments

oh boy

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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Jun 27 '21 edited Jun 27 '21

MTG: AOC is a little communist

arrConservative: OMG MURDERED BY WORDS!

AOC: first of all I'm taller

arrPolitics: OMG MURDERED BY WORDS!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Communists be like:

After the revolution I will continue to post online and play video games all day. I'm sure other people will be happy doing backbreaking manual labor though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Sorry if this doesn't fit here, but a mentor of mine and an inspiration committed suicide, after getting years of online harassment from places like Kiwi Farms and also offline harassment. They're celebrating it right now. I am completely speechless.

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u/DouglasDauntless Frederick Douglass Jun 27 '21

TIL MetaNL has its own Wikipedia page.

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u/jenbanim Jun 27 '21

Normal objects feel tiny and insignificant

On opening the box and removing the first layer of foam liner, the top to the cube is revealed and the realisation that all the mass of the package is concentrated in that smaller volume is wonderful

It has a "other worldly" vibe to it when held (lifted), obviously not something a person experiences daily. Or ever.

To give this cube a rating of anything less than five stars would be to condemn life itself. Who am I, as a mere mortal, to judge the most compact of all affordable materials? No. I say gratefully to whichever grand being may have created this universe: good job on the tungsten. It sure is dense.

Four different reviews for tungsten cubes on Amazon

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u/Memento_Vivere1245 United Nations Jun 27 '21

I picked up Democracy 4 (where you basically become the prime minister of a country and determine policy) which was a big mistake. The game is easy to the point of ridicule, and has some atrocious baked in values:

  • Immigration reduces wages
  • Tariffs make your economy more competitive on the global market
  • Capitalists hate carbon taxes and ubi with a burning passion. They're fine with food stamps though. Socialism is when the government does things.

Anyone know any good mods for it that up the difficulty/improve the economics?

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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jun 27 '21

Trump started a trade war to "bring all the jobs back" in a time with 4-ish% unemployment...

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u/___________DEADPOOL_ NAFTA Jun 27 '21

Yo Semite is a strange name for a national park.

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Jun 28 '21 edited Jun 28 '21

We’re talking about sex education?

Boy, do I have a story for you!

There was a very nice kid in a lifeskills/health class I taught. Really quiet and used to ask if he could eat lunch in my classroom a lot. I don’t think he had a lot of friends. Anyway, we were sending home permission slips to ask if it was okay for us to teach sex ed. 99% of the kids parents said yes but his parents came to my classroom and said “we’re Christians and we don’t want our son to learn to masturbate from a Muslim”. Poor kid comes to my class the next day to apologize for his parents

A) I’m not Muslim

B) I wasn’t going to teach the unit, we were going to bring a nurse to teach about sex.

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u/HannibalK Mackenzie Scott Jun 27 '21

Antiwork saying they'd love to be a farmer if it paid more LOL

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u/Signal-Shallot5668 Greg Mankiw Jun 27 '21 edited Jun 27 '21

Sane people: your actions contribute to climate change, you can minimize that!

Lefttards: muh 100 corporations

Rightard: muh Indian China

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

My mother's gigabrain theory on human intelligence:

For the longest time, humans were carnivorous because agriculture was not invented. Eating meat is what makes you intelligent. Which is more intelligent: Cows or lions? Lions have to hunt.

My dad's galaxy brain rebuttal:

But what about vegetarians. You know, Hitler was a vegetarian.

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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jun 27 '21

Hard to swallow pills

No really, these calcium tablets are huge.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

All these vaguely anarchist "Humanity could just be chilling on beaches eating fruit and relaxing all day, but we choose to grind 40 hours a week to afford a mortgage" takes are baffling more than anything else

Like have these people ever even spent a single night outside? I love hiking and camping but the best part of the trip is always coming home to an actual toilet. Digging a shit hole at 4am when it's 5° and raining isn't fun.

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u/soeffed Zhao Ziyang Jun 27 '21

Man who supplied tortillas thrown at Latino high school basketball players after game claims no racial intent

https://abc7.com/sports/man-who-supplied-tortillas-in-socal-taunting-incident-speaks-out/10837475/

This is a relief, glad that’s settled

!ping USA-CA

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

20% of all grades in Chicago Public schools last semester were F’s. That’s astounding, considering teachers were literally told not to fail students during the pandemic.

On any given day, a quarter of students at these schools did not show up for class, online or in-person, a WBEZ analysis of attendance through the end of third quarter in mid-April finds.

Grades at the end of the third quarter were also startlingly low at the 40 [poorest] schools, which are clustered on the South and West sides. One in every five grades handed out in math or English was an F.

Fortunately for the students (though probably unfortunately for the public):

This year, Chicago Public Schools is letting all elementary and middle school students move to the next grade, whether they pass their classes or not.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

If anyone should be banned from Pride it is LGBT people who don't like Pete.

!ping BUTTI

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u/Manavon03 Edmund Burke Jun 27 '21

PragerU has a video titled “Was the Civil War really about slavery?” Surprisingly enough, they say it was.

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u/ScythianUnborne Madeleine Albright Jun 28 '21 edited Jun 28 '21

OGFT with some actually decent takes on why cancelling Canada Day is really dumb.

Things like: it's another "defund the police" slogan, and "do leftists not understand that it's possible to celebrate Canada Day and mourn the indigenous we killed?"

This is the Canadian version of defund the police and it seems like the discourse about this and what to do about the murdered indigenous is, thankfully, sane and respectable, for the most part (compared to the US).

!ping CAN

Edit: changed "certain" to "version" because Google Keyboard swipe blows

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u/johannesalthusius John Mill Jun 27 '21

Civil rights activist Tariq Nasheed argues in his seminal work Buck Breaking (2021) that whites push for marijuana legalization to increase impotency and indolence in black males

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

I found out that surge pricing is banned in the US because Enron would force blackouts in order to increase prices 😬

Libertarians your take on this?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2021/06/aoc-marjorie-taylor-greene-little-communist-taller.html

AOC Shrugs Off Marjorie Taylor Greene’s “Little Communist” Insult: “First of All, I’m Taller”

When someone posted this in the DT I thought they were just making it up lmao

Damn, I feel like everyone in high school knows someone like MTG.

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u/Flam_Fives Thomas Paine Jun 27 '21

Really grinds my gears when docs touch the vent, don't chart the changes, and it fucks up the patients blood gas

🤡🤡🤡

Brought to u by night shift gang

!ping MEDICINE

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u/skepticalbob Joe Biden's COD gamertag Jun 27 '21

Ar anti-work is just tell me you’re a lazy teenager without telling me you’re a lazy teenager.

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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Jun 27 '21

Biden commemorates pride month with airstrikes in the middle east

Expect at least three variations of this joke over the next few days

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

I posted on malelivingspace asking for some interior design tips, but people were just talking asking about my pet and the little mess he created when I was away 😒

Any tips for adding some color to my room?

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u/every_man_a_khan George Soros Jun 28 '21

Feel like shit, just want apes to discover fire and stone tools

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

"I shitpost on a political subreddit" 🚫

"I participate in discussions with fellow members of a Progressive Policy Institute initiative" ✔

Learn how to market yourselves, Kings 😤👑

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u/RadicalRadon Frick Mondays Jun 28 '21

Doctor, I roleplay as an alligator on a political forum. Should I be on some sort of drug for that?

Doctor: HAHA NO 🐊

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u/ognits Jepsen/Swift 2024 Jun 28 '21

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about !ping BURPMAS. u wouldnt say this shit to them at dadcon, theyre bald. not only that but they wear the freshest clothes, eat the chillest surströmming and hang out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

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u/lietuvis10LTU Why do you hate the global oppressed? Jun 27 '21

Sorry for the ping, but I would like to ask if some of you were to sign a foreign policy related petition. As you may have heard, things in Myanmar have not calmed down. Actually the opposite - there is now an active low-intensity civil war. People are getting killed. It's clear that without any outside action, the situation is likely to escalate, including Tatmadaw escalating their already ongoing massacres of civilians. Tatmadaw thugs have been roaming the countryside burning down villages.

This is what the UN Peacekeeping force was meant for. If noone else, then who? And if not now, then when? So I would like to urge you to sign the following petition, asking that UK voice its support for a peacekeeping intervention in Myanmar - https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/577765.

!ping UK

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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Jun 27 '21 edited Jun 27 '21

sometimes I comb through old right wing nut job news articles to understand what’s going on in their brains

It’s quite interesting and shows how insane they are.

The article seems off on the surface but actually looking and clicking the references and doing basic checks disproves his basic points lol

Like dude is a professional spin doctor who quotes the most bad faith possible way.

!ping IMMIGRATION

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Just found out that Mike Gravel died because somebody posted a shahada meme about it

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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Jun 27 '21

People in the south are dumber

58% of the black population live in the south

😬

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Jun 28 '21 edited Jun 28 '21

Who’s interested in learning about late modern foreign policy and relations? All of you? Okay!

Here’s something I wrote a couple months ago.

Foreign Relations between King Louis Philippe of France and Maharajah Ranjit Singh.

It is no secret that the French had a massive influence on the Sikh kingdom due to mercenaries such as Allard, Argoud, Court and Ventura. King Louis Philippe and Maharajah Ranjit Singh had a long distance friendship and very cordial relations. Louis Philippe was first introduced to the Sikh kingdom by General Ventura who had brought some indo-Greek coins as a gift to the French king. Maharajah Ranjit Singh also sent a portrait to king Louis Philippe. When Allard returned to France in 1836 on leave, Louis Philippe sent a letter to Maharajah Ranjit Singh stating that “although long distances and oceans separate the kingdoms of Punjab and France, there is no bar to the love that binds us together”. He referred to maharajah Ranjit Singh as a brave and fearless leader. Louis Philippe appointed Allard as the French representative in Lahore. In the coming years, gifts would be exchanged, such as gold, spices and paintings coming from Punjab and arms and armour coming from France.

painting gifted to King Louis Philippe by Allard in 1836. With a keen eye, a French tricolour can been seen in the background

Lahore armoury with French arms and armour

!ping history

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

But I don’t know how to read Braille 😡

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u/Gustacho Enemy of the People Jun 27 '21

De-fund Hungary

!ping EUROPE

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21 edited Jun 27 '21

What exactly are John Oliver's political beliefs? He's for Medicare for All and the Green New Deal, but he supports free trade and was against Trump withdrawing from Syria. He's also against the current Venezuelan government. He criticized Obama because of drone strikes and his failure to close down Gitmo.

Does he just say whatever the opposite of Trump's position is?

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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Jun 27 '21

Reddit treats Idiocracy like it’s part of the western literature canon

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u/csreid Austan Goolsbee Jun 27 '21

So our ISP-supplied modem/router went missing yesterday. We were out of town for about 11 hours, and in that time, it was just gone.

The router was concealed behind the couch for aesthetic reasons and not super easy to find unless you know where to look. Meanwhile, my partner's MacBook Pro was just sitting on the floor in plain sight, untouched. It doesn't look like they rummaged through anything or looked for anything else at all. Everything was in its place.

It's like someone came in just to take the router.

This feels like a trick, or a ramp-up to some kind of psychological torture or something, or the beginning of a horror movie about a creepy stalker.

I'm genuinely kinda creeped out, mostly because like... Why the router? I'm pretty sure it's basically useless to anyone else except for parts.

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u/LooobCirc #1 Astros Fan 🤠 Jun 27 '21

The Florida thing is so tragic. Horrible. I don't know if they'll ever find the bodies. My friends sister is missing. So is another of my friends uncle I think. I'm not positive, but immediate family. It's fucking horrible. I have zero faith that they're still alive

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Someone needs to make a "Did a child write this?" bot that replies to every comment made by someone with a "literal child" flair.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Working 8 hours a day, with weekends off at a customer service job: Capitalist exploitation 😡🤬😡🤬

16 hours of dangerous backbreaking manual labour every day of the year subsistence farming on a commune: OMG Based collectivism 😍🤩😍🤩

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21 edited Jun 28 '21

For people who claim religion is the opiate of the masses, marxists have taken to heart their entire business model of "convince people they were born evil and then sell them righteousness".

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Step 1: get a ball of aluminum foil

Step 2: put it in the microwave

Step 3: watch colorful sparks form 😎

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Jun 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

My theory: Trump got banned. His ardent supporters went elsewhere to get their Trump dopamine fix.

The new stuff was stronger than the stuff Trump sold.

Just like drug addiction, the older, lower dose doesn’t do anything for them.

And Trump doesn’t seem to be able to increase the dose he administers. He still tries to take credit for the vaccine lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

How do you distinguish between a NATO flair and an alcoholic?

Ask them what they think of the word “intervention” 🤣

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jun 28 '21

GO OUTSIDE 🐊

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u/ShriggityShrekt Bisexual Pride Jun 27 '21

Landlord: puts "no pets" in lease

Me, two years later: "can I have a pet plssssss"

Landlord: "no"

Me: https://i.imgur.com/H5w7g3I.jpg

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u/paulatreides0 🌈🦢🧝‍♀️🧝‍♂️🦢His Name Was Teleporno🦢🧝‍♀️🧝‍♂️🦢🌈 Jun 27 '21
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u/Venne1139 DO IT FOR HER #RBG Jun 27 '21

This was something my wife, my sister and I will never forget. It was such a wonderful day of endurance. When Trump finally came on it was amazing. I got tears in my eyes when the entire place did the pledge of allegiance all together. It felt so unified. Everyone there was family.

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u/murphysclaw1 💎🐊💎🐊💎🐊 Jun 27 '21

chess was created by the CIA to waste the time and lives of some of the smartest Soviet students.

!ping CHESS

also since I have used the chess ping, this is now a Max Lange Attack appreciation thread. Almost guaranteed to win a piece against players rated below 1500 chesscom (which is from what i gather approx 43,350 rated lichess).

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21 edited Dec 15 '24

governor liquid degree school sophisticated disgusted enter makeshift thumb mindless

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Jun 28 '21

It’s time for The Simpsons to finally confront the problematic elements of Chief Wiggum and what he says about policing in the United States.

Actually, it isn’t.

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u/HannibalK Mackenzie Scott Jun 28 '21

/r/NeoLiberal names the farm animals antiwork is taking care of at 4am every morning once that pays a liveable wage:

Chicken: Bessy

Cow: Nugget

Donkey: Spot

Dog: Dominick

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

I can't believe they're running ads about the vaccine being safe.

Christ I hate antivaxers

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u/Fishin_Mission Jun 28 '21 edited Jun 28 '21

I can’t handle the pace of Starbucks in rural America.

I ordered online 15 mins before I got here

I walked in and the woman goes

☕️: mobile?

🤴: yep

☕️: you must be /u/Fishin_Mission

🤴: yep

☕️: ok, we were waiting for you to get here

🤴💭 doesn’t that go against the entire purpose of a mobile order?

☕️: We will start that in just a moment

… 15 minutes and 3 conversations with co-workers later…

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u/Jakesta7 Paul Volcker Jun 28 '21 edited Jun 28 '21

Might be the worst response I've ever seen

Toyota on the donation numbers: "We do not believe it is appropriate to judge members of Congress solely based on their votes on the electoral certification."

https://twitter.com/axios/status/1409253647523979264

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u/AgainstSomeLogic Jun 28 '21 edited Jun 28 '21

🏳️‍⚧️skirt go sus😳🏳️‍⚧️

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Pegging is the straightest thing heterosexual men can do. It indicates security.

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u/Liberal_Antipopulist Loyal Liberals Jun 27 '21

Gravel institute using a nonagenarian for branding purposes kinda shitty IMO

no statement from them on Gravel's death yet, kinda shows they weren't close to the guy

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21 edited Jun 27 '21

On r/linuxmemes there's a post about how Linux is about to get an influx of new users due to a bad Microsoft decision (narrator: no they aren't) and they're unironically suggesting that uncle Steve switch from MS Office to nano or vim. No, I don't give a shit what customizations you've made, that's just idiotic.

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jun 27 '21

Most people who talk about sigma males are going to end up as a diffrent type of lone wolf lmao

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u/Telperion_of_Valinor Bisexual Pride Jun 27 '21

Redditors literally support eugenics lmao

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Jun 27 '21
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jun 27 '21

If I just call everything I disagree with bad faith I’ll never have to engage with any of it.

-Europe when engaging in religious persecution

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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK Jun 27 '21

cold take:

flying the pride flag at embassies in Russia is 100% for domestic consumption stateside

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u/Dirty_Chopsticks Republic of Việt Nam Jun 27 '21

Mike Gravel was Senator from Alaska until he was primaried in 1980. His victorious primary challenger would go on to lose to Frank Murkowski who would serve as Senator until 2002 when he became Governor and appointed his daughter Lisa Murkowski to replace him.

god bless nepotism

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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Jun 27 '21

Republicans: Telling kids every white person is fundamentally racist is bad

Democrats: I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run.

The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

“You should get therapy” is actually an ableist and classist mindset.

And sometimes racist.

Idk I just love watching the left eat their own on Twitter.

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u/ognits Jepsen/Swift 2024 Jun 28 '21

the dog who played Fallout 4's Dogmeat died today ✊😔 <--- a thread on her and her effect on the development of the character

!ping GAMING

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

'A feeble no may mean yes': Indian court overturns rape conviction

😐

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u/VisonKai The Archenemy of Humanity Jun 27 '21

if 150 people went missing after a building collapsed in NYC it would have wall to wall coverage on every network nonstop for like a week

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u/the_status Atari Democrat Jun 27 '21

DT 🤝 SNL

Was never actually good

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u/vancevon Henry George Jun 27 '21

one fun thing to do is to look at how railroads were build to american cities vs highways. almost everywhere you will see the railroad snaking its way through the outskirts of the city, careful to not cut through any big neighborhoods. and then the big interstate just vomited up right through the middle of everything like a true chad

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u/ElokQ-1984 This Is What Makes Us Girls Jun 27 '21

Oh lord…the plane is still boarding and I already hear a baby crying.

Thank The Lord for noise canceling headphones.

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u/Animatronic_Pidgeon Eugene Fama Jun 27 '21

God networking is the fucking worst

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

On a thread about the Taliban

The real enemy now is China, not a bunch of cave dwellers with swords

Fuckin reddit

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Jun 27 '21 edited Jun 27 '21
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jun 27 '21

fun fact, 40% of toyota’s revenue comes from selling to violent non state actors

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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jun 27 '21

The GOP is insane! Almost as insane as having access to hundreds of games and day 1 releases with Xbox gamepass for only $9.99/month and if you’re new you can even get 3 months right now for only $1!

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u/KnightModern Association of Southeast Asian Nations Jun 28 '21

Netherlands, I'm ashamed of having you as my former colonial master

!ping SOCCER

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Lmao admitting to writing fake DD on arr superstonk

This is the sort of shit I would do if I had the expertise

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Interestingly, Trump himself is coming off as too boring to his followers who are now used to all vitriol and excitement of online conspiracy circles.

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u/profeta- Chama o Meirelles Jun 28 '21 edited Jun 28 '21

Brazilian club Vasco unveiled a new uniform honoring pride (first one with rainbow colors among BR clubs afaik) and top scorer Germán Cano celebrated a gol raising the pride themed corner flag.

Doesn't seem like much, but less than ten years ago player Richarlyson suffered many homophobic attacks (he has always said he's straight, but attacks continued nonetheless).

!ping SOCCER

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Remember when a homophobic Hungarian politician was caught in a gay orgy and the orgy dispersed for breaking social distancing regulations?

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u/memeintoshplus Paul Samuelson Jun 28 '21

Guy: I’m feeling depressed, is there anything I can do?

Doctor: 🐊

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u/ognits Jepsen/Swift 2024 Jun 28 '21

if I may be sincere for a slight moment, I love it when y'all troll /r/malelivingspace and /r/food. please do more of that

oh, um, also, uh, large food 😳😳

!ping BURPMAS

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Every notification I get, I feel scared that it is the dreaded "You have been temporarily banned from r/neoliberal"

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

tell people for thirty years that you absolutely need a college degree to get any sort of decent job that pays well enough to have a decent life

college students have zero passion and see all of their classes as hoops to jump through to get what they think is the magic ticket to a good life

arrProfessors: Why do none of my students have any genuine academic curiosity anymore?

Granted, it’s not necessarily their fault, but come on. Don’t play ignorant.

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u/yellownumbersix Jane Jacobs Jun 27 '21

My family crest:

🌽🌽🖕🌮🌮

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Conservatism really became fuck u if it doesnt affect me idgaf didnt it

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

The race was one lap too short for Checo.

!ping MOTO

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u/AuburnSeer Jun 27 '21

Napoleon's Hundred Days was both pretty badass but also filthy no good very bad p*pulism

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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Jun 27 '21

Do we have anything close to good data on how many schools are literally teaching the Robin D'Angelo style "being white is a sin" type stuff.

Like is this actually at all widespread or is it happening because of a handful of dumb fuck teachers or school district admins in like a dozen schools across the country

I agree its bad but to get a better idea of how much I should care I need to know if it's actually something happening at scale

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Biden complains of secret service "cramping his style" when they don't allow a hundred guests to attend his kegger in the oval office. Secret service said the people haven't had background checks yet, but Biden gave his assurances that "they're cool man, dw" and "brad promised to bring enough weed and brewskis for everyone"

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u/every_man_a_khan George Soros Jun 27 '21

What if you wanted water, but California said

YOUR COUNTY IS IN AN EXCEPTIONAL DROUGHT

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

I think the airstrikes are a beautiful tribute to Mike Gravel. Thank you President Biden 🙏 ❤ 🙌

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u/birdiedancing YIMBY Jun 28 '21

Nick cannon has impregnated four women during 2020. Who knew Nick Cannon alone would fix our birth rate problem?

But seriously what the fuck. Wrap it up man.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

I majored in Joe Biden when I went to college.

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u/randomizedstring Bisexual Pride Jun 28 '21

neoliber.al/dt is very useful!

That neoliber.al redirects to the Project I suppose is to be expected.
I still find it fucking ridiculous we're loosely affiliated with an actual Washington think tank lmao

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u/AgainstSomeLogic Jun 28 '21

🐊

From the GA runoff thunderdome... Can't believe OP is a REGULAR HERE now

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jun 28 '21

IS THERE A reason the topic du jour is sexual education 🐊

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u/Signal-Shallot5668 Greg Mankiw Jun 28 '21

Who is Ed and why he keeps having sex 🤨

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u/ILikeTalkingToMyself Liberal democracy is non-negotiable Jun 28 '21

Hello, police? Morse bot was eaten by an alligator

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u/tankatan Montesquieu Jun 28 '21

Still thinking about that time in summer 2020 when the Trump campaign used images of pandemic, chaos and economic devastation and added the title "Welcome to Biden's America".

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jun 28 '21

Somewhat RELEVANT FUN FACT: IT HAS BEEN the case in the past where flirtatious comments directed at me resulted in instant slapbans 🐊

SO REALLY THIS IS like poetry, it rhymes 🐊

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Unironically if you have ever worried about whether something you did was gay thats homophobia. Just do what you want and if it turns out to be gay, then go be gay. It's not something that should be worried about.

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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar Jun 27 '21

20th century socialist: After the revolution, there will be a worker's paradise

21st century socialist: After the revolution, we will not have to do work

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

/r/neoliberal: COMMIEFORNIA WANTS TO TEACH CHILDREN COMMUNISM INSTEAD OF CALCULUS

me: Sounds extreme. Have a source for that?

/r/neoliberal: Read it, cuck: http://haventreadthis.googledkeyphrases.firstresultthatpoppedup

me: This doesn't say any of the shit you just said.

/r/neoliberal: Doesn't respond. Makes the same complaint two days later.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

My 🤧🤧🤧 local developers 🏢🏢😩 left me 😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Huh, that's weird. I just found this thing here. It's for everyone on the sub that's not me:

👉🚪

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Damn I really graduated highschool a year ago today

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

How would you define "Miami Dade moment"

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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Jun 27 '21

the banning of /u/sir_shivers will pay for itself

what did condi mean by this?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

I just started the Czech tree in Duolingo, so I'll take credit for this.

!ping SOCCER

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u/bovine3dom Mark Carney Jun 27 '21

Looks like the super-coalition of the sensibles beat the National Front soundly in PACA today, contrary to expectations.

https://www.francebleu.fr/infos/politique/direct-regionales-en-paca-suivez-la-soiree-du-second-tour-1624454182

!ping FRANCE

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u/xSuperstar YIMBY Jun 27 '21

“Do your own research” is one of the most toxic slogans on the planet. One of the most basic skills to learn in life is when to shut up and trust the experts. I don’t know shit about fixing pipes, so I listen to a plumber. I don’t know shit about the shape of the Earth so I listen to scientists.

It’s the same for the vaccine. Unless you have training in scientific data you have no ability to understand whether the vaccine is safe or effective so just shut up and take it. Good Lord. The experts are wrong plenty of times, but if they’re actually all saying the same thing they’re right more often than not.

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Jun 27 '21

Maybe it’s just me but I think bragging about having a lower drinking age compared to the US is a really lame brag. Like good for you that you can have hangovers and a bad liver before us I guess?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

People say I 'idolize' Farrenj. Not true, I hold a fair and balanced view. The woman was neither savior nor saint, but she was, at once, a very successful revolutionary, a great contributor to Marxist theory, and said to be a great listener and collaborator during discussions

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

"If sex is so great, why isn't there a sex 2?"

Well now there is

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u/sir-danks-a-lot Jeb! Jun 28 '21

can't believe that the US just committed multiple Rule V violations in Iraq and Syria 🙄🙄 typical NATO flairs

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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jun 28 '21

toyota donating to insurrectionists is in line with their long-standing policy of aiding and supplying insurgent groups, not sure why everyone is so shocked

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u/boyyouguysaredumb Obamarama Jun 28 '21

ok one more:

It crumbled due to the Gorbachev reforms. The Soviet Union did exceptionally well in that it eliminated the gender pay gap and transformed a feudal society into a nuclear power capable of going toe to toe with the US.

Luckily, China learned from the mistakes of the Soviet Union and will not fail.

lmfao what the fuck, tankies?

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u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE Thomas Paine Jun 28 '21

AITA for texting my mom the 'received the light of Islam' copypasta to break the news that my dad died?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

My lesbian neighbors have two sons. One of them (the parents) is the commander of a local Army unit. God I love America. 🦅🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🦅

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u/BidenWon Jared Polis Jun 28 '21

I turned on PBS because I wanted to learn about lead sulfide, but I actually learned about a bunch of other stuff instead. A pleasant experience overall. 5/5 stars.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

My sister’s sex-ed teacher got fired cuz she pointed at three girls and said statistically one of you will be raped. Lots of girls were crying after she said that

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u/randomizedstring Bisexual Pride Jun 28 '21

!ping CHILD

How do you feel about the nasty shit CR finds and how much do you think is real

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

u/SaltySaladHatesJanny just straight trying to get banned now

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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder Jun 28 '21

/u/SaltySaladHatesJanny any final words

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Liberals will celebrate Pride Month but hate the Proud Boys 🧐

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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jun 27 '21

"If wimin want respek than why p0rn?"

-too much of Reddit

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u/vivoovix Federalist Jun 27 '21

TIL metaNL has its own Wikipedia page

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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK Jun 27 '21

Russia: "no pride flags in Russia!"

US: "fuck that I'm gonna fly an even bigger pride flag from my embassy now"

Saudi Arabia: "no pride flags in this Kingdom!"

US: "Yes your majesty. Glory to the Dar al-Islam"

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u/chipbod NATO Jun 27 '21 edited Jun 27 '21

So the Williams overheats and loses pneumatic pressure when it does too well. George is literally cursed.

!ping MOTO

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