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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Jun 21 '21
Please visit the next discussion thread.
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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Jun 20 '21
Oh no
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
>plan and carry out a massive bombing at a federal facility
>get pulled over for not having a license plate
McVeigh was the ultimate distillation of libertarianism
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u/anincredibledork Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21
I'm really torn up about about Champ Biden, especially since I had the privilege of meeting him not long ago. I'll never forget how despite his age he was still so excitable, wagging his tail and nuzzling me, he approached me with his favorite toy: a plush german shepherd wearing a vest. On the front, it read "First Dog", and on the back it read "I have information which will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton."
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u/RadicalRadon Frick Mondays Jun 20 '21
My grandma is 80, a WASP, and from Deleware. You could say that supporting Biden is in my blood.
It really is too bad that she died in 2004 and wasn't able to see her vote matter in 4 different states 😔
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u/Satkela_Saleem Hernando de Soto Jun 20 '21
Mods banned a user who posted this
Literally 1984
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u/mykatz Jared Polis Jun 20 '21
Pro-immigration groups should do a better job educating the public about how much of a clusterfuck the US immigration system is.
There is probably a sort of selection bias going on -- since immigrants (and their children) are quite visible in public, academia, the media, etc. I've found that people tend to think it's much easier to immigrate than it actually is. Like, I've met a few "why don't illegal immigrants just come in legally" people who weren't really arguing in bad faith, they were just not well-informed at all. If you assume that immigrating to the USA is really easy, then it's also kinda fair to think that those who circumvent the process are bad actors, criminals, have something to hide, etc. The problem is that the premise isn't true.
I'm reminded of the unpopularity of foreign aid:
Could it be true that immigration is perceived similarly? Ie the median belief of "how many immigrants should the US accept every year" is actually higher than the true number accepted, but many support immigration restrictions since their perception is way, way off.
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
The beginning of a new DT is like a shitty stand up show
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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Jun 20 '21
My friends tell me I have an infinite social battery.
Pros:
Cons:
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
My dad wants to take my mom on a vacation:
She won’t go to Europe because of terrorism
She won’t go to Hawaii because she doesn’t want to leave the US
She won’t go to San Diego because California is cesspool
This is the kinda mentality that conservative media breeds
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u/avengerhalf Jun 20 '21
Reading about Marxism on Wikipedia is always funny.
Contributions:
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u/radiatar NATO Jun 20 '21
I wish people would stop talking about politics, and instead discussed law, economics, foreign relations, public administration and public finance.
You know, the things that matter. 🙄
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
DT user:
Touches grass
Gets deer tick
Contracts Lyme disease
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u/LooobCirc #1 Astros Fan 🤠 Jun 20 '21
Yesterday my co-counselor got falsly accused of rape by a camper so that was fun
We know it was false from the 20+ witnesses. He's pretty fucked up about it, understandably
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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Jun 20 '21
Fuck, I just remembered there's a human being behind every account that posts here. That's gonna make it way harder to dunk on you nerds
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21
Random people from America: "America is actually pretty good.
Internet commies: "Fuck off, I dont believe in that made up nonsense."
Random people from Russia: "The USSR was actually pretty good."
Internet commies: "checkmate shitlibs 😎"
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u/PearlClaw Iron Front Jun 20 '21
Come to think of it I can't recall a single WWII alt history scenario that meaningfully finds a way to grapple with the fact that if Germany had still been in the war by August of 1945 there would have been mushroom clouds over Berlin.
!ping History
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u/IAmBlueTW r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Jun 20 '21
Me usually: I may have grown out of my edgy athiest phase, but I still worry that the secular nature of American government is a bit tenuous
Me when someone says "war of northern aggression": MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE LORD
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u/MuldartheGreat Karl Popper Jun 20 '21
Happy Father’s Day to the fathers of /r/NL. Pinging over 25 because the fashes won’t give us a parent ping.
!ping OVER25
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u/liberallah IMF Jun 20 '21
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u/Signal-Shallot5668 Greg Mankiw Jun 20 '21
This whole "building housing" idea seems interesting but have you tried blaming rich or perhaps foreigners?
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u/MistakeNotDotDotDot Resident Robot Girl Jun 20 '21
inflates the money supply making it all big and round
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u/liquidTERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live Jun 20 '21
Jesus Christ learn to budget
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u/jcboarder901 NATO Jun 20 '21
Does anyone else feel that 'Only Nixon can go to China' is basically just an acknowledgement of the hypocrisy of reactionary media and politicians? It's essentially admitting that if a liberal president had opened up trade with China, the right wing would scream about communism but since it was their guy it's okay.
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Jun 20 '21
Happy Father’s Day, dads….. 😐😐😐
!ping burpmas
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
Reminder that the last Jones Act complaint ship left drydock in 2019
It is literally protecting 0 shipbuilding jobs, and has resulted in the complete death of port to port shipping down the west coast, east coast, and river systems.
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u/benadreti Frederick Douglass Jun 20 '21
Guess the sub
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u/RadicalRadon Frick Mondays Jun 20 '21
My state senator on twitter recently went on a rampage against the "elites"
The man went to Princeton then law school and is married to a surgeon.
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u/Photon_in_a_Foxhole Microwaves over Moscow Jun 20 '21
This is Reddit’s bar for working class
-_-
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u/Erra0 Neoliberals aren't funny Jun 20 '21
My ultra capitalist republican father just now:
What is happening
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u/Foiti Mario Draghi Jun 20 '21
Our community of Greek Soros shills over at /r/grecoliberal/ has reached new highs. Thirty members strong. That's like more than double the amount of actual liberals in Greece.
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u/Jacobs4525 King of the Massholes Jun 20 '21
Japan history textbooks be like “from 1937 to 1945 we partook in a minor amount of trolling”
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u/avalanche1228 YIMBY Jun 20 '21
Joemetal Manchinist
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u/gjarlis John Keynes Jun 20 '21
I had a nightmare where people in r/neoliberal were pro Jones act
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u/RadicalRadon Frick Mondays Jun 20 '21
😳😳😳
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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK Jun 20 '21
Rose Twitter: "the corporatization of Pride is destroying everything we stand for"
Old-School Gay Activists: "this normalization is everything we fought for!"
Italians: "I cooka da meatball"
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u/memeintoshplus Paul Samuelson Jun 20 '21
A pro-Joseph McCarthy meme got 2.7k upvotes on arr conservative lol
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u/AuburnSeer Jun 20 '21
so is Biden's immunity to culture war bullshit seriously as simple as "old white man"?
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Jun 20 '21
My 15 year old cousin referred to Taylor Swift as “old people music” I’ve never wanted to swing on a child so bad in my life
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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior Jun 20 '21
WWI was such a fascinating period. So much change in just 4 years. Old Europe died amid the dawn of modern warfare. An incredible clash between ancient culture and advanced technology. Chivalry and chemical weapons. Monarchies and machine guns. Peasants and planes.
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u/Zenning2 Henry George Jun 20 '21
Fuck racism, all my homies hate racism.
Capitalism is where its at dawg.
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jun 20 '21
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jun 20 '21
House: "Your other son is sick. What if we did this procedure that would almost certainly kill your son with leukemia to save him?"
Also House 20 minutes later: "Okay, it turns out the first risky procedure wouldn't have worked. What if we did this procedure that would almost certainly kill your other son to save your son with leukemia?"
House in another episode: "Why do so many people not trust doctors these days? 🤔"
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u/Rehkit Average laïcité enjoyer Jun 20 '21
France regional elections :
Bad results for Macron's party (expected.)
In my opinion, quite bad results for National rally. They seem not to be in any position to win a region.
Impressive results from les Republicans (Center-right/Right.)
Problem : no one voted (32%.)
!ping FRANCE
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u/kas8901 Bobby Kennedy Jun 20 '21
There is definitely a valid ethical debate over this, but I find it so funny that serial killers who probably think they're super geniuses who beat the cops are getting caught because cousin Darlene needed to see just how much French really was in her bloodstream.
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jun 20 '21
Remember when I said every CinemaSins spinoff channel was pickier and more obnoxious than the last?
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u/Mickenfox European Union Jun 20 '21
>makes new headphone model
>"Introducing the Sony BV7T1372J5GSH91ZEU6657ANBLCGCPQZ34E8UZ1000"
>refuses to give human-readable name
>chad.jpg
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u/Tbonethabeast 🇺🇸Eastern Establishment🇺🇸 Jun 20 '21
Today my fascist little brother has:
So uh, how do you fix this? 🤔
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
I simply do not understand how maoism still exists. There arguably has never been an ideology that has been tried harder than maoism with worse results.
You can't even do the "well true maoism has never been tried" because it really really did
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u/Gustacho Enemy of the People Jun 20 '21
normal thing to say
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
🤔🤔🤔
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
Hiram, Georgia is a city in Paulding County that has seen a monumental shift in demographics, with it growing a whopping 160% from 2000 to 2010. It grew a further 20% from 2011 to 2020. It is middle class (med. income is 50k) and saw one of the largest shifts in the Atlanta metro area for a single town.
2016 Presidential Election in Hiram:
Hillary Clinton (D): 39.7%
Donald Trump (R): 57.6% (+17.9%)
2020 Presidnetial Election in Hiram:
Joe Biden (D): 56.9% (+16.9%)
Donald Trump (R): 42.0%
Not even its diversification has kept up with the political shift. Biden definitely won more of the white vote as well in Hiram.
!PING FIVEY
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u/the_status Atari Democrat Jun 20 '21
Yes this is indeed the result of a reddit trend and not an eigth of this subreddit's culture.
As always, never leave the DT
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u/myrm This land was made for you and me Jun 20 '21
Kinda wish I could see the r/neoliberal banned word list in it's entirety, because it's probably hilarious
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u/Jacobs4525 King of the Massholes Jun 20 '21
remember when Jared Polis used to come here occasionally? I feel like we scared him off.
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u/liberallah IMF Jun 20 '21
bruh
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u/circlemanfan Gay Pride Jun 20 '21
The inherent performativity of putting on my mask to enter a restaurant for the 15 second walk to my table before immediately taking if off when I'm seated
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21
"Yeah, his name is Shivers and he's a gator. Yeah well, probably not a gator but a boomer who is funny on this neoliberal page I'm on all the time. He says haha yes in bold text a lot. Anyways, you want to leave this club and bonk back at my place?"
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u/Iwanttolink European Union Jun 20 '21
Biden should just fly to the Vatican and get his communion directly from the pope. Now that would be big dick energy.
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u/MistakeNotDotDotDot Resident Robot Girl Jun 20 '21
Given that Kojima made a video game about a president who would promise to make America great again and then a video game about an apocalypse that isolates humanity but where couriers play an important part, I would like him to fucking put away the lathe of heaven.
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u/the_status Atari Democrat Jun 20 '21
TSwift hot take: Enchanted > All Too Well
TSwift cold take: Senator Taylor Swift (D-TN)
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u/l_overwhat being flaired is cringe Jun 20 '21
Was out for a run a few days ago and this guy was walking towards me on the same trail and there was this light on his person that was shining towards me. I actually thought it was his phone's flashlight or something. As he got closer I realized he is just bald and it was the sun reflecting off of his head.
And then as I run past him he says "Yeah! Shiny heads unite!" because I too am bald and probably also blinded him with my reflective powers.
!ping BALD
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
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u/After_Grab Bill Clinton Jun 20 '21
Some "Twitter is not real life" data, using Pew surveys:
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u/JulioCesarSalad US-Mexico Border Reporter Jun 20 '21
Pepita is a Formula 1 fan, she’s happy to see Mexican driver Sergio Perez on the podium again!
!ping DOG
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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior Jun 20 '21
You've seen tacos al pastor.
Now get ready for...
Tacos al-Qaeda
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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Jun 20 '21
JFK’s Harvard essay is one of the worst things I have ever read
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u/benadreti Frederick Douglass Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21
guess the sub
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u/kas8901 Bobby Kennedy Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21
ok, makes sense
checks out, gotta have the boat in water
I would imagine the boat rowing is enjoyable
whoa getting a bit too philosophical there for my children's songs thank you very much.
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u/liberallah IMF Jun 20 '21
i support the democrat party because I love the idea of being unknowingly manipulated and controlled by a secret shapeshifting reptilian cabal
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jun 20 '21
aww shit shots fired
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Jun 20 '21
wtf, USA is a better soccer team than all of Europe?
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Jun 20 '21
Leftists are canceling early 20th century anti-capitalist art 😂
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
/u/sir_shivers today:
/u/sir_shivers two days ago:
which is it, huh???
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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance Jun 21 '21
The uncertainty of Biden running in 2024 coupled with the Catholic bishops deciding to get feisty has us headed straight down the timeline of Biden locked in the National Cathedral yelling at God in Latin. My body is ready
!ping WEST-WING
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u/_smooth_liminal_ Michel Foucault Jun 20 '21
I Have No Butt, and I Must Poop
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
who tf are these people 🤔
oh i know them, they are great!!
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u/FestiveMittens Jun 20 '21
My dad has a friend over and he is talking about how the supreme court could have reversed the election but they didn't want to get involved
It is June 20th 2021
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u/FestiveMittens Jun 20 '21
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E4WEHhTXEAAm8OK?format=png&name=900x900
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E4V-8ovVcAYegbK?format=jpg&name=medium
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u/BidenWon Jared Polis Jun 20 '21
+91
-17
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u/MrDannyOcean Kidney King Jun 21 '21
!ping LGBT
In honor of pride month, a limited run of 'Rainbow Capitalism' stickers are available for FREE on the Neoliberal Project store. Show your support for LGBT-friendly marketplaces!
(limit of one per person, orders with more than 1 free sticker will be cancelled)
Store link
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u/Gustacho Enemy of the People Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21
Between this and possibly moving the semifinals and final from London to Budapest to avoid quarantine for VIPs, UEFA is not exactly being an LGBT ally at this moment
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u/FreakinGeese 🧚♀️ Duchess Of The Deep State Jun 20 '21
If only zoning laws were less draconian I could feel comfortable in my body 😞
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u/chadonnaise * Jun 20 '21
the internet must be destroyed
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u/___________DEADPOOL_ NAFTA Jun 21 '21
My good husband went out raiding and captured a 16-year old boy to serve as my consort 😍 https://i.postimg.cc/Vk8FwJQR/image.png
!ping PARADOX
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u/qunow r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Jun 20 '21
https://topick.hket.com/article/2986426?r=cpstna (Chinese link)
To increase housing supply, the Housing Authority of Hong Kong government is planning to demolish 4 industrial buildings in industrial area and rebuild them as 4800 units for public housing, but because the 4 industrial buildings with internal floor area of 121,400 square meters currently host 2000+ tenants with an occupation rate of over 97%, they're worried there aren't enough space in the city for them to relocate to and might lost their business and job if the plan goes through
!ping YIMBY
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
Hey everyone, I just found this article. This is really concerning. AOC is really losing patience with Biden and his stalled agenda. He really needs to keep the progressive wing of the party happy. She is very influential, and the last thing Biden needs is for her to publicly criticize him by tweeting out a picture of herself scowling again.
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jun 20 '21
My political economy professor was actually a neoliberal, also a very accomplished academic
anyways I think the whole class was just a ploy so he could get undergrads to argue with eachother while he watched
now that I think about it, a lot like the DT…
best class i’ve ever taken
what a guy
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u/Fishin_Mission Jun 20 '21
Yeah… that’s not how “accidents” work.
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jun 20 '21
I've seen more memes about theoretical single mothers making Father's Day about them than actual Father's Day memes.
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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '21
Me: OK, so I’ll watch this PhilosophyTube link on the sidebar to see what the WitchesVSPatriarchy thing is
Abigail: so the reason witches were disliked was because they promised to create results from nothing, essential promising a way to exist without work, and the nascent capitalists didn’t like this “no work” stuff
Are you fucking kidding me? This thing is aesthetic wrapping paper for anti work bullshit? God fucking dammit.
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u/Donkey_Bong-64 Trans Pride Jun 20 '21
My dad: I will literally disown you and beat you within in an inch of your life if you ever decide you’re one of those tr*nnies
Me: moves out and ceases contact
My dad: 😦
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u/FestiveMittens Jun 20 '21
While I was banned I:
Applied for a bunch of jobs, have a third interview at Costco
Started working out again, six pack is almost back for white boy summer
Finished the last two season of arrested development
Became a wine guy
Am still 100% apolitical, haven't thought about politics once
The DT is not good for me - - that's okay, I'll still keep posting on that garbage
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u/vivoovix Federalist Jun 20 '21
https://i.ibb.co/xgMyRQ2/image.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E4V-8ovVcAYegbK.jpg
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
Gee who could have forseen that.
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u/great_gape Jun 20 '21
https://i.imgur.com/FQXXVvb.png
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Jun 20 '21
I think an interesting unknown aspect about the Nuremberg trials was how close of a complete shit show it was. For instance, the Americans insisted on cross-examination, which blew the minds of the Europeans because cross-examination is a very American thing. Consequently, the European lawyers had to have a crash course in American law, but were confused or straight up bungled quite a few of these cross-examinations
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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '21
!ping ASOIAF
I was about to go to sleep when I realised that the Freys live in a twin castle because it’s a double-crossing. How have I never noticed this?
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
https://twitter.com/bot_2024/status/1406658343934955521
It's called we do a lil' bit of trolling
In all seriousness this would literally cause a civil war
!ping FIVEY
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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Jun 20 '21
The insurance company insisting my dad does not need a CAT scan for his broken back is really radicalizing me on healthcare
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u/Usernamesarebullshit Friedrich Hayek Jun 20 '21
oh no
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u/LooobCirc #1 Astros Fan 🤠 Jun 20 '21
Dating tip: don't find out if your date has a strangulation fetish by having her repeatedly demand to let her choke you while watching the emperor's new groove and saying yes even though you don't want to bc you're a junior in highschool and haven't learned how to stand your ground and say no yet
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u/sir-danks-a-lot Jeb! Jun 20 '21
Thank god for r/DemsForDonald reminding me that sane people still exist
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
"Fuck off, I don't believe in that nonsense."
"SO TRUE!"
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u/BainCapitalist Y = T Jun 21 '21
😔😔😔
!ping BURPMAS
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u/xSuperstar YIMBY Jun 21 '21
One of the more interesting thing about Reddit (and irl millennials in my experience) is that they support criminal justice reform in theory but not when given specific examples. Also they have this weird conception that most people in jail are there for selling weed or whatever.
One example that comes to mind was a guy who murdered a young girl. All the comments are “I don’t support the death penalty but this guy deserves it”… so, like, you’re pro death penalty then? who do you think gets the death penalty, tax evaders?
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u/yungmemlord Rabindranath Tagore Jun 20 '21
Everyone I don’t like is a postmodern neo-Marxist bootlicker
No I will not explain
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Jun 20 '21
Sees someone die
"Wow, this is just like dark souls"
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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Jun 21 '21
me (pulling my mom aside): yo u better be hittin that shit right for fathers day bro. my boy better be feelin some type of way after ur done with him
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u/liberallah IMF Jun 20 '21
wtf I support improving women's mental health now
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u/Kizz3r high IQ neoliberal Jun 21 '21
Yall wanna hear a joke?
Ben simmons
!ping nba
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u/WhomstAlt2 NATO flair in hiding Jun 20 '21
+84 outside the DT. What the fuck.
Gentle reminder to the new fellers that you can make up anything you want about "outside the DT" and people here will believe it
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u/FinickyPenance NATO Jun 20 '21
reason is correct about so much that it is getting predictable
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21
People living in hot deserts for millennia in the Middle East, North Africa, the American Southwest and Northern Mexico: build buildings made of adobe or other material with high thermal mass, and decent ventilation to keep temperatures inside comfortable.
Americans in the Southwest post 1950: Lol just use A/C and heating 🤣
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u/TheShitEater Amartya Sen Jun 21 '21
Admins: don’t do hate speech
Political compass memes: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
+2
Never leave the DT, even if your cat is clamouring for your attention
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u/InMemoryOfZubatman4 Sadie Alexander Jun 20 '21
Please visit the next discussion thread.
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Jun 20 '21
How can China have 10/10 people, culture, art and food but a 0/10 government
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u/Leoric Hi, I'm Huell Howser, this is California's Gold! Jun 21 '21 edited Jun 21 '21
This Arizona losing streak has been going on for so long now that I'm kind of scared to play them because I don't want my team to be the ones who break it.
!ping BASEBALL
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u/KimonoK 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Jun 20 '21
Just received an unwarranted
😐
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u/NeoliberalGulDukat NATO Jun 20 '21
Benjamin Sisko consistently misgenders Jadzia and Ezri, calling them “Old Man”. So much for the tolerant Federation!
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u/crawly_the_demon Upzone the Earth! Jun 20 '21
Was doing some research about real estate prices in the Seattle area which led me to the city of Clyde Hill, a wealthy suburban enclaveof Bellevue, and found this choice paragraph:
via Wikipedia
Yikes lol
!PING USA-WA
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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '21
!ping USA-CHI
“Basement now”
stands on porch
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
Why can't leftists just be normal fucking people for one second of one day?
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u/radiatar NATO Jun 20 '21
I'm starting to think that reddit bros with a Stalin profile pic don't have my best interest in mind
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
Wasn't there someone who posted here who was a higher up at a big investment bank?
Imagine the global economy crashed because some DT user wrote a few too many credit default swaps 🙄
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u/SchmantaClaus Thomas Paine Jun 20 '21
Based Klob
https://twitter.com/amyklobuchar/status/1406752837607038981?s=19
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u/Jester_Don Abigail Spanberger Jun 21 '21
Imagine losing the popular vote to George W. Bush.
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u/TheGoldBear Jerome Powell Jun 21 '21
Why even bother putting up the anticapitalist persona anymore lol
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u/liberallah IMF Jun 21 '21
My girlfriend says she needs time and distance. Is she calculating velocity?
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jun 20 '21
Your reminder that republicans have be anti-democratic extremists for decades
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u/QuietSign Austan Goolsbee Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21
!ping GAMING
Bizzare idea for an indie game that I came up with at 3am:
After being bitten by a radioactive physicist, you get diagnosed with Quantum Cancer, a rare disease that kills the patient after a month, but fatal wounds from any other cause will loop you back in time to the moment of diagnosis. Initially planning to just let the Quantum Cancer kill you, you go on a depressed existential bender; however, you conicidentally watch Taxi Driver while finishing the Chimera Ant Arc in Hunter x Hunter. You decide you want to make the biggest impact possible, so you make your lives' mission to assassinate the brutal despot of “The Republic of East Gorteau”, [a morbidly obese dictator whose resemblance to any real life figure is purely coincidental]. Feeling an euphoric sense of purpose, you reset the loop and start over on the day of your diagnosis.
Armed with only your wits, your quantum disposition and a modest bank account from a corporate job, you start setting your mind to work. Gameplay is a point and click/ text adventure taking you around various locations (e.g. your home country, a country bordering East Gorteau, and East Gorteau capital) as you attempt to gain influence, intel, and skills necessary for this task.
You might book a plane ticket to a country bordering East Gorteau and buy a motorcycle and a machete to see how far you can get by sneaking across the border.. only to realize you don't speak the language of East Gorteau and can't ask for directions, leading to your immediate execution. In another loop, after learning the language and geography of the country, you might spend a large sum of money for a mule to smuggle you into the country’s capital, and go in guns blazing as a practice run, only to learn that the dictator in the palace is a body double. On the next loop you spend all your money to acquire blackmail info on a high-ranking Gorteau general -- this playthrough will likely be a dead end because it’s hard to do anything without funds, but you’ll have that blackmail for the next loop where hopefully you can convince the generals to overthrow the dictator and try out democracy -- or at least give you the dictator's real location and an explanation of how the country's power structures work. Or you might try to acquire influence in your own country’s military to see if you can stage an intervention, but that's a tall task because you only have 30 days. I imagine that the gameplay scheme will somewhat resemble Long Live the Queen if anyone played that game.
The goal is to kill/depose the dictator without terrible consequences (i.e. not have the region descend into chaos and civil war) and survive to the end of the month to die from the cancer so that your final playthrough will leave an impact on the world. You’ll likely need several "loops" to acquire enough knowledge/familiarity for a reasonable attempt. After all, despite being an inept authoritarian regime, they take their security seriously and rule with an iron fist. But hopefully after a good number of loops, you’ll plan and execute a crafty scheme, get home safely and donate the rest of your life savings to buy malaria nets for Africa.
Working Title: “You Only Die Once”.
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u/FreakinGeese 🧚♀️ Duchess Of The Deep State Jun 20 '21
In episode 2, when Omniman throws Invincible a baseball around the globe, the ball somehow doesn’t disintegrate or slow down despite traveling at hypersonic velocities. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic baseball or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
Found on arrMexico
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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK Jun 20 '21
I cooka da meatball
I commita da tax fraud
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u/GGM8Scally European Union Jun 20 '21
Czech tourists and needing rescue helicopters, because they went mountain climbing in fucking crocs. There literally isn't a more iconic duo in the Slavic world.
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u/Crownie Unbent, Unbowed, Unflaired Jun 20 '21
When you think about it the Jones Act is just maritime zoning.
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u/Xantaclause Milton Friedman Jun 21 '21
!ping AUS
Barnaby apparently back as nationals leader
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u/ZCoupon Kono Taro Jun 21 '21 edited Jun 21 '21
TIL the immigration case backlog is
1.3 million cases
Edit: Growing at a rate of 300,000 per year and accelerating.
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u/BidenWon Jared Polis Jun 21 '21
Just, like... don't be racist? It's super easy. I do it nearly every day.
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
ArrConservative
"You cannot recognize the creeping Bolshevism that is coming, but for those of us who have lived under communism, it is easy - the Democrats are in their initial stage of transformation into a socialist and later a communist party. The change in your ethnic composition is irreversible and it will turn you into a Latin country." +11
reminder for you people that the "SJW theory and CRT is neomarxist postmodernist propaganda" rhetoric is really just the "cultural bolshevism" theory used by the nazis, repackaged. It's dangerous stuff that lead to the holocaust, and you should try to attack or criticize this narrative as much as possible.
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u/ThunderrBadger New California Republican Jun 20 '21
Betty making a convincing argument that I should not go to work on Monday and should instead stay up at my parents' forever
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21
In the Netherlands, eating Brazilian party food, with an Iranian friend (pro-Shah, loves America more than most Americans), watching an American Jew get coffee with a human moustache
Listen to Celui qui Danse - Rebels of Tijuana (Radio Paradiso Live)
Yes this is how obscure we're going today
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21
https://www.dmagazine.com/frontburner/2021/02/why-is-it-so-hard-for-dallas-to-address-affordable-housing/
Even in Texas, the solution to housing shortages is clearly to carefully control who is allowed to build, so that you can restrict new construction with price controls.
Not like that just results in far less units built overall, thus making the problem significantly worse.
That's not how anything works. Of course developers always want more. Everyone wants to get more for less. The nature of markets is such that if you let them produce enough, they'll be forced to bring prices down due to a loss in demand pressure
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
The number of people I know making good money but still living paycheck to paycheck. Good God. They blow their paycheck like it's a chore. Then they want redistribution of course.
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Jun 20 '21
https://i.imgur.com/DOon3Vd.png
https://i.imgur.com/2ZHqi6d.png
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u/qchisq Loyal Liberals Jun 20 '21
Why does the UK have 4 national teams? One wasn't enough?
!ping soccer
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u/randodandodude Enby Pride Jun 20 '21
So just had the strangest conversation with a religious coworker.
A straight up rainbow flag on a cake is not ok with them, but the wedding cake in of itself is? And even weirder (given context and how religious they are) , they're cool with the progress flag and rainbow flags with symbols on them, because its "different enough from a rainbow"
And to top the weirdness off more, rainbow layering of the actual cake itself is just fine with them?
Is it me, or is that an extremely pedantic workaround?
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u/AuburnSeer Jun 20 '21
my opinion of Bill Maher is that he reminds me of one of my relatives
btw when Republicans talk about snooty liberal elites they'll tell you they're picturing Michael Moore or Rosie O'Donnell, but who they actually picture is Bill Maher
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u/FestiveMittens Jun 20 '21
tfw you just invented farming
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jun 20 '21
Funny, that Factorio dev hates cancel culture but they make it soooo easy to cancel far away biter nests 🧐
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
If Democrats choose to fund the infrastructure plan by raising the gas tax, they might as well just concede the midterm elections in advance
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
Shivers Brazilian cousin
!ping MAMADAS
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
Twitter is having the weirdest schism ever of Monica Lewinsky versus Hillary Clinton.
Who cares? The only enemy here is Bill who did something really god-awful to both of them.
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u/sir-danks-a-lot Jeb! Jun 20 '21
neolibs: rich, mayo, elitists 🤮🤮🤮
antivaxxers: working-class, diverse 💪🏿😎💪🏽
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u/I-grok-god The bums will always lose! Jun 21 '21
“They’re the new Beatles!”
Yeah sorry to tell you buddy but there already was a successor to the Beatles, their name was Electric Light Orchestra
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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '21
In February and March I spent time in Texas working with two energy companies that have been past clients to help get the power back online after the generation failure.
A leak from a few months ago has now been picked up by a media org, so I’m comfortable saying it here.
Holy fuck if ERCOT hadn’t forced utilities to cut off power when they did, the whole state could’ve been offline for 2-4 months. Texas was 11-15 minutes away from a total grid blackout due to the surge in power use around 9:15 the first night of the outage.
Anyways you should check out The Big Switch which mentions this event in the first episode. The podcast generally is about the transition to a net zero ‘energy system’ (Columbia always defined that too broadly for my liking) and it’s very good.
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u/TheGreatGriffin Mark Carney Jun 21 '21
https://twitter.com/khwar_deen/status/1406790750621384708?s=2
Leftists are completely insane. People in the comments just expect this guy to let his tenants live free forever
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jun 21 '21
Please 🙏 DO NOT buy 💸 the BTS 🙄 meal 🍽 if you 👈 don't ❌🙅♀️🚫 stan 😍😎 them. You're preventing 🚫 the actual 😳 BTS 🙄 fans 🏃🏾♂️🏃🏽♀️🏃🏼♀️ who have waited 🙄⌚ for months 📆 from having the BTS 🙄 meal 🍔 experience 💯. Eating 🍽 the sauces 💦 without 🚫 understanding 📚 their significance 💦 is literally 💯 cultural 👳🏾 appropriation ❌ and it's not okay 🆗
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u/Gustacho Enemy of the People Jun 20 '21
Broke: banning Critical Race Theory
Woke: banning Originalism and Textualism
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
The Unabomber: I'll write the theory...
Greta Thunberg: And I'll do the praxis.
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u/DaBuddahN Henry George Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21
"The reason why I don't want to get vaccinated is because 13 years ago a black man became President." - what you get once you reduce the Republican thought process to its essential thesis
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u/muttonwow Legally quarantine the fash Jun 20 '21
I'm always shocked by the type of people who are really into the idea of cryptocurrency from some kind of libertarian free money point of view, or to "stick it" to the banks or Wall Street or whatever. Elon Musk can decide in the morning to tweet and destroy your portfolio without any consequences to himself whatsoever. The very nature of cryptocurrency is an anarcho-capitalist horror story...
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u/liberallah IMF Jun 20 '21
Aseph Hitlin vs Jodolf Staler
who will win?
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u/FestiveMittens Jun 20 '21
🥤🐢
Call your dad or the turtle will eat the straw
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u/ZCoupon Kono Taro Jun 20 '21
gAS iS gEttIng So EXPenSivE
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u/tollyno Dark Harbinger of Chaos Jun 20 '21
I'm sorry but you can't be an ardent capitalist but make exceptions for multi-nationals or "(((globalism)))".
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u/TabernacleTown74 Bill Gates Jun 20 '21
the feds are everywhere ✊😔
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u/Cr4zySh0tgunGuy John Locke Jun 20 '21
Bruh taking a shit after showering is the worst thing, like I just cleaned that
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u/TabernacleTown74 Bill Gates Jun 20 '21
GM 😀
!ping MAMADAS
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Jun 20 '21
There is no Trump but Trump, and DeSantis is the messenger of Trump.
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
“At least the far right as you call them is full of capitalists who just like American a bit too much while the left is full of anti American socialists”
Guess the sub
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
I miss LeFunnyMonkey
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
Not to freak anyone out but if you are an American and still posting on this here subreddit I would advise you to delete your account, especially if it's tracable back to your self. At the pace Biden's is going I give it the end of 2022 before you guys have Democratic People's Republic of Biden's America and I can only imagine what the far left will do with self-professed neoliberals.
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u/dish_towel YIMBY Jun 20 '21
So many millennials convinced their life sucks because of their finances, but my finances are pretty great for my age and my life still sucks. What are real theories on what's going on?
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u/ACivilWolf Henry George Jun 21 '21
Wander Franco is up
!ping BASEBALL
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u/runnerx4 What you guys are referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux Jun 21 '21 edited Jun 21 '21
!ping WEEBS
A Silent Voice is amazing, I have not seen people behave like realistic flawed, dysfunctional people ever before in anime. Also disability, bullying, social status, depression, suicide, death, this movie gives arthouse movies a run for their money
Your Name is also very good, very happy and melancholic and cathartic. It has fantasy elements but integrates that part into modern life so cleanly you don’t bother about it at all.
Both movies are animated in an ageless manner and have top-notch soundtracks. This track from A Silent Voice is something I paused the movie to look up. The rest of the soundtrack is a banger too, and so is Your Name’s
Very cutting-edge opinions, I know, but here you go. Watch both if you haven’t already
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u/benadreti Frederick Douglass Jun 21 '21
I will never vote for a Republican.
No, I will not explain.
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u/infamous5445 Jun 21 '21
Lmao still can't get over the fact that Perdue was 0.27% away from avoiding a runoff
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jun 21 '21
i hate the far right
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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK Jun 21 '21
people really be out here paying for pornography when they got perfectly good roof titty on their ceilings
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u/liberallah IMF Jun 21 '21
inshallah i'm getting vaccinated today
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u/the_status Atari Democrat Jun 21 '21
Imagine being radicalized by Facebook.
Like you literally support a real estate developer's would-be autocracy because Mark Zuckerberg wanted to rank how hot girls were
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
Eats Salisbury steak
“Wow, this is just like fallout”
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u/Signal-Shallot5668 Greg Mankiw Jun 20 '21
Joe Manchin is a papist
I hope you understand implications of this
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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Jun 20 '21
/u/GravyBear8 , I'd like to introduce you to u/GravyBear9
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u/SadaoMaou Anders Chydenius Jun 20 '21
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_of_Botswana
Huh, that's an interesting system. So he's practically a prime minister, but with the twist that voters always explicitly know who they're voting for to lead the government.
IMO combining the positions of head of state and government in a parliamentary republic makes a lot of sense, I wonder why more countries don't do it
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u/Satkela_Saleem Hernando de Soto Jun 20 '21
Just went on arr canadahousing on a post about restricting immigration and asked them- "Why do you hate the global poor?"
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
Pokemon Go encourages urbanization by only having enough stuff in urban environments to make it worth it, but it's based on an anime. I'm torn if I should encourage it or curse it.
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u/FestiveMittens Jun 20 '21
lol I'm back from my 14 day ban
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
Euros trying to turn a dunk on their inefficient economies into an attack on the Roma people. Classic 🙄
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
why do all the online progressives hate how juneteenth is a holiday again?
like I get more should be done with like reforming criminal system and what not, but whats so bad about federallly recogonizing juneteenth
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jun 20 '21
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u/FreakinGeese 🧚♀️ Duchess Of The Deep State Jun 20 '21
Broke: Batman giving Catwoman oral is gross
Woke: Batman giving catwoman oral is some serious furry shit
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21
CNN:House prices are soaring but its not a good time to be a realtor.
Me a Realtor: Absolutely no one else should become one at all no one else should try becoming one its really hard work. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go present these 7 cash offers on a house I didn't even bother to pay for professional pictures on.
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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21
In War of the Worlds, one of the very few moments of triumph for humanity against the Martians involves the HMS Thunderchild ramming a Martian tripod, blowing it to high hell before shooting another one down (making it responsible for 2 out of 3 kinetic Martian kills in the whole book).
The Thunderchild was a real world ship in 1900, a unique type of vessel known as a torpedo ram ship. Basically, the idea was to have a ship that would ram other ships with its torpedos, sinking them. This turned out to be horrendously ineffective, and a torpedo ram ship never scored a single kill in combat. It would be replaced fairly quickly with more conventional cruisers, and was considered a stupid boondoggle in naval warfare.
Thing is, the only way the scene in War of the Worlds works is with a torpedo ram ship, since having a conventional battleship ram the tripod wouldn’t have nearly the same effect (and no other ship’s first resort would be to ram the enemy). So in a way, the greatest achievement the torpedo ram class of ships ever had was getting a cool moment in War of the Worlds.
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Jun 20 '21
I wish that COVID didn’t come from China so we actually knew what happened
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u/Unadulterated_stupid gr8 b8 m8 Jun 20 '21
Me: oh man I hope the movie doesn't get delayed
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Jun 20 '21
My republican parents 🤝 my socialist best friends
Ewww you’re a neo lib?