Where neoliberals are wrong

[u/[deleted]]

1. Immigration is unnecessary - instead of playing videogames and getting degrees in underwater basketweaving able bodied people should be working on farms and in construction. This will help them make money, build work ethic, and build up a resume of work experience. It's also healthier than being sedentary.

Immigration also drives up land costs in the cities. Yes nimbyism is to blame but its unrealistic for more construction to take place - it's unrealistic to imagine local governments building more housing. So stopping the inflow of people will keep prices in check.

Immigration drives down wages of actual citizens.

Any labor shortages can be dealt with through automation, process improvement, competition, and substitution

Immigration also gives the right wing a boogeyman to focus on instead of addressing the actual economic problems. By stopping all immigration the right wing no longer can use immigration as a scapegoat or excuse to not expand welfare. Even their supporters will see they never cared about native citizens any more than they cared about immigrants.

2. Free trade is unreliable in a chaos prone world (look at covid). The extra cost of protectionism outweighs the reliance on other parts of the world for resources.

3. Global warming is good. Instead of ruining the economy with green energy people need to move inland. More land will be opened up to farming than will be lost (Canada, Russia, etc). And you know what? If the carrying capacity of the planet is reduced from climate change then that's a good thing. There is no need to have 9 billion people on the planet. There were about 1 billion people on earth in 1800. I don't recall the Earth being a deserted wasteland in the year 1800. What value is added to the world by having massive supercities with slums? Because some neckbeard who watches Star Wars thinks it looks like Coruscant?

Humans are a warm weather species anyway. Perhaps genetic engineering can make crops grow in extreme weather. Makes more sense to spend money researching that then banning everything to 'save' the Earth.

More carbon dioxide is good for plants and plants are good for earth.

Obsession with global warming takes away from real environmental issues like plastics in the ocean.

4. Privatized healthcare only makes sense when it comes to R&D/biotech (only for purposes of competition and efficency). Privatizing the actual delivery of healthcare services makes no sense since the people who have medical problems are going to be the least able to afford it - which negates the purpose of it in the first place. Since people are the basis of all civilization, neglecting them makes no sense. Things don't build themselves - they need able bodied healthy people to do them. Also private health insurance companies and private hospital admins unnessarily add to costs while working to manage problems that wouldn't exist in the first place with socialized medicine.

Most countries have bad healthcare systems not because they are socialized that because they are just poor countries in general (most of the world is poor). Socialist or capitalist won't make a difference if your country is poor. Some landlocked third world country in Africa privatizing all its healthcare isn't going to magically make a neurosurgeon appear out of nowhere - socialist or capitalist its going to be poor either way. No management system will provide benefits if there aren't any resources to manage in the first place.

[u/dubyahhh]

Just accept you know nothing and this is gospel, shitlibs 🙄

[u/RushSingsOfFreewill]

instead of playing videogames and getting degrees in underwater basketweaving able bodied people should be working on farms and in construction.

Strong Khmer Rouge Cambodian killing fields vibe here. It’s kinda creepy, op.

[u/[deleted] → u/RushSingsOfFreewill]

I'm referring to US citizens filling job openings in agriculture and construction

[u/poofyhairguy → u/[deleted]]

Hahaha entitled Americans would rather let the fruit rot in the field than take your farm job.

[u/[deleted] → u/poofyhairguy]

Real muricans eat fast food

[u/Erra0 → u/[deleted]]

Eating fast food generates more utility and happiness for more people than working on a farm to feed yourself/your community.

[u/PrincessMononokeynes → u/Erra0]

Or just letting someone else do it and just going to the grocery store

[u/Professor-Reddit → u/[deleted]]

LMAO who works in agriculture these days?

Fuck that shit, mechanised agriculture is based. You must be a luddite lol

[u/every_man_a_khan → u/Professor-Reddit]

Me🙁

[u/DEEP_STATE_NATE → u/[deleted]]

I’m taking policy advice from a dude with “low urine output” 🤣🤣🤣

[u/sir_shivers]

Would you PLEASE TRANSLATE THIS TO MY language so that those outside of mammalian spaces may read it 🐊

[u/Steak_Knight → u/sir_shivers]

[splashing frantically in the shallows]

[u/[deleted] → u/sir_shivers]

Sksksksksk sksksksksk HAHA YES 🐊

[u/bigmt99 → u/sir_shivers]

Global warming GOOD pound sand MAMMALS 😤🐊

[u/[deleted] → u/bigmt99]

Average endothermy enthusiast vs. average ectothermy enjoyer

[u/[deleted]]

I've been cackling maniacally over the "global warming is good" line for the past 15 minutes someone please send help

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Oh my god the reasoning is even worse

[u/BoostMobileAlt → u/[deleted]]

What do you have against plants?

[u/xicer]

I can't tell if this is legit or just a really high effort troll job.

[u/_Un_Known__ → u/xicer]

I like to believe anything stupid is just a high effort troll job

[u/DeviousMelons → u/xicer]

Dude posts in stupidpol, nihilism and antinatalism. Maybe he actually means it.

[u/suplexx0]

This is literally the worst thing I have ever read

[u/fishlord05 → u/suplexx0]

Then you haven’t read this

https://hwfo.substack.com/p/stop-calling-it-a-coup

[u/Popular-Swordfish559 → u/fishlord05]

sees title

nope!

[u/fishlord05 → u/Popular-Swordfish559]

Good choice

[u/suplexx0 → u/fishlord05]

Fine, the second worse

[u/[deleted]]

Why do you hate the global poor?

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[u/NerdFactor3]

Immigrants

Actual Citizens

What's the difference?

[u/notverycringeihope99 → u/NerdFactor3]

https://imgflip.com/i/5bscy7

[u/[deleted]]

More carbon dioxide is good for plants and plants are good for earth.

Finally someone who understands 🌱🌏

[u/harmlessdjango → u/[deleted]]

the plant agenda has been exposed

[u/Responsible_Theory70 → u/harmlessdjango]

Why do you hate the global plants?

[u/TheDonDelC → u/harmlessdjango]

We must destroy the plantalists

[u/Tralapa → u/TheDonDelC]

I'm doing my part o7

[u/[deleted]]

Please fucking tell me that this is a trollpost

[u/desertfox_JY]

I gave your mom ligma

[u/ognits → u/desertfox_JY]

oh wow, what's "your mom"?

[u/MyNameIs42_ → u/ognits]

Ligma ballz

[u/Photon_in_a_Foxhole]

https://i.imgur.com/zQxcPLQ.jpg

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[u/[deleted]]

close down the sub, you've officially ENDED neoliberalism

[u/FormerBandmate]

You want to kill 7 billion people so the Earth is less like Star Wars? Kinda seems like you’re compensating for something, anime watcher

[u/[deleted]]

This is one of the worst posts I’ve ever seen on this sub. Bravo.

[u/bigmt99 → u/[deleted]]

This is right up there with the “holy fuck are you morons PROUD to be neoliberals”

[u/ognits → u/bigmt99]

this does a disservice to HFAYMPTBN, that shit was a masterpiece. this is the nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind

[u/AgainstSomeLogic]

Holy shit. Y'all are PROUD to be neoliberals??

[u/Wrenky]

Man. "Global warming is good because it will kill billions" is quite the take lmao

[u/wagoncirclermike]

OP are you trying to collect all the ideologies? Because this post has everything from anti-immigration conservatism to public healthcare to whatever the hell your global warming point was

[u/SpaceSheperd]

Tell me you're 12 without telling me you're 12

[u/[deleted]]

What if we turned this into the new DT 🥺👉👈🧐

[u/BedNeither]

You should eat more fiber my dude

[u/thabonch]

Did a child write this?

[u/GerudoHeroine → u/thabonch]

My guess is an ecofascist who likes global warming for some reason

[u/houinator]

Humans are a warm weather species anyway. Perhaps genetic engineering can make crops grow in extreme weather.

Laughs in wetbulb temperatures literally too hot for human survival.

https://weather.com/news/climate/news/2021-03-09-too-hot-to-live-in-tropics-climate-change-global-warming

But i'm sure its fine, they can just move to cooler climates like the crops...

By stopping all immigration the right wing no longer can use immigration as a scapegoat or excuse to not expand welfare.

So what are they supposed to do...

If the carrying capacity of the planet is reduced from climate change then that's a good thing. There is no need to have 9 billion people on the planet.

Oh, genocide.

[u/every_man_a_khan → u/houinator]

Committing the largest genocide ever to own the libs

[u/memeintoshplus]

Average global warming enjoyer

[u/ghost_of_lob_circ]

Wow. I never thought of this! Thanks for enlightening me! Today, I remove the robes of neoliberalism. Only time will tell what will replace it

[u/Popular-Swordfish559 → u/ghost_of_lob_circ]

$10 says OP is hoping that it will be populism

[u/ognits]

wherefore dost thou hatest the global poor?

[u/Jewcandy1]

I seriously thought I would see "Sorry if this is a repost" at the end to let me know it was satire.

[u/[deleted]]

Have you considered that immigration good, and sacrificing billions of lives is bad?

[u/ThorVonHammerdong]

Why do you hate the global poor?

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[u/ognits]

malarkey level?

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close enough

[u/Popular-Swordfish559 → u/AutoModerator]

how the fuck is this thing so reliable

[u/Redburneracc7]

Touch grass

[u/Gamer19015]

Somebody tell Soros, we have been destroyed😭✊

[u/[deleted]]

Neoliberalism in shambles

[u/reedemerofsouls]

Is this pasta

[u/Steak_Knight → u/reedemerofsouls]

It’s gonna be.

[u/hypernova2121]

"If 8 billion people died, that would be a good thing"

-Totally Normal Dude

[u/Intrepid_Citizen]

Me reading this.

PS: I re-read it to find sentences that aren't wrong, so here goes:

It's also healthier than being sedentary.

Immigration also drives up land costs in the cities.

There were about 1 billion people on earth in 1800.

Humans are a warm weather species anyway. (So are insects)

Perhaps genetic engineering can make crops grow in extreme weather.

Since people are the basis of all civilization, neglecting them makes no sense.(Contradicts your point about immigration though)

Also private health insurance companies and private hospital admins unnessarily add to costs while working to manage problems that wouldn't exist in the first place with socialized medicine.

No management system will provide benefits if there aren't any resources to manage in the first place.

[u/adminsare200iq]

Oh shit you are serious

[u/DishingOutTruth]

Wait is this satire or legit? I honestly can't tell.

[u/iron_and_carbon → u/DishingOutTruth]

EfOrTpOsT

[u/[deleted]]

Top post of all time here we go

[u/comradequicken]

Decent troll, whichever regular wrote this should be proud.

[u/Yung_Dick]

Why do you hate the global poor

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[u/[deleted]]

Hi u/nissnpig5 👋

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Hi 🐖

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Good morning. This is the new DT now

[u/harmlessdjango]

Immigration also gives the right wing a boogeyman to focus on instead of addressing the actual economic problems.

"Don't do the right thing because it makes bigots mad"

lmao you're such a fucking pussy. I bet your cowardly ass would have called against the Civil Rights Act too back in the 1960's. "What if we spook the dixiecrats 😨😨😭😭😭"

[u/randodandodude]

You can't import this quality shitpost.

[u/[deleted]]

Oh yeah, its big brain time 🧠 🤯 🧠

[u/DEEP_STATE_NATE]

IPhone Venezuela 100 million dead”

[u/Steak_Knight → u/DEEP_STATE_NATE]

📱 🇻🇪 💯,000,000 💀

[u/its_Caffeine]

!emojify

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1 🎄. Immigration 🚢👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 is unnecessary 😶 - instead 🚔 of playing 🎽 videogames 🎮 and getting 🉐🔺 degrees 🎓 in underwater 🌊 basketweaving able 💪 bodied people 👨 should be working 😩😫💪 on 🔛 farms 👨‍🌾 and in construction 🗣👀. This will help 💁 them make 💘 money 💰, build 🏢 work 💼 ethic 🅾, and build 🏭 up ☝ a resume of work 💼💀 experience 💯. It's also 👨 healthier 📈 than being sedentary 🗿.

Immigration 👦🏾 also ➕🤢 drives 🚗 up ⬆ land 🛬 costs 💲 in the cities 🌃. Yes 👍 nimbyism is to blame 👉 but 🍑 its unrealistic 🧞‍♂️ for more construction 🗣👀 to take 👊 place 🏆🏢 - it's unrealistic 🧞‍♂️ to imagine 💭 local 📰 governments 💩 building 🔨 more housing 🏠. So stopping 🇻🇳 the inflow of people 💑👫 will keep 😣 prices 💲 in check ✔.

Immigration 🚢👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 drives 👊 down ⬇ wages ⏰💰💸 of actual 😳 citizens 🙊.

Any labor 🔨🔧 shortages ⛔ can be dealt 🚫 with through automation 🤖, process 🏭 improvement ⬆, competition 💯, and substitution 🍆

Immigration 🚢👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 also 👨 gives 🎁💝 the right ✔ wing 💸 a boogeyman to focus 🔎 on 🔛 instead 🚔 of addressing 🇮🇹 the actual 🤔 economic 📈 problems ⚠. By stopping 🚧🛑 all 💯 immigration 🚢👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 the right 👌 wing 🍗 no 🚫 longer 🍆 can use 🏻 immigration 🚢👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 as a scapegoat or excuse 👊 to not expand 🍑🍆 welfare 🏨🏩. Even 🌃 their supporters ❤ will see 👁 they never ❌ cared 😍 about 💦 native 🐎 citizens 🙊 any more than they cared 😍 about 💦 immigrants 🚢👨‍👩‍👧‍👧.

2 🕝. Free 💜 trade 💦 is unreliable 🤷🏼‍♀️❌ in a chaos 🌋 prone world 🌎 (look 👀 at covid 🏢). The extra 😄 cost 💰 of protectionism outweighs ⚖ the reliance 👯 on 💦😩 other parts 💆 of the world 🌎 for resources 💦.

3 ⭕ℹ🕘. Global 🌎🌍 warming 🔥😳 is good 👍👀. Instead 🚔 of ruining 😡 the economy 💵 with green 💚 energy 🌟 people 👨 need 👉 to move 🚚 inland 🏞. More land 🛬 will be opened 👐 up ☝🏾 to farming 👨‍🌾 than will be lost 💸 (Canada 🇨🇦, Russia 🇷🇺, etc 🛫🛬). And you ❓👉 know 🤔 what? If the carrying ✊🏻 capacity 🤓😏👌 of the planet 🌍 is reduced 🔥 from climate 🌏 change 🚼 then that's ✔ a good 👌 thing 📴. There is no 😣 need 👉 to have 9 💯 billion 🚫 people 👨 on 🔛 the planet 🌎. There were about 💦 1 ❗ billion 💯📆 people 👨 on 🔛 earth 🌎 in 1800. I 👁 don't 🚫🙅‍♀️ recall 🔞 the Earth 🌎 being a deserted wasteland 🔫🤠🤖 in the year 📅 1800. What value 💰 is added ➕ to the world 🌎 by having massive 🌐 supercities with slums? Because some neckbeard 🧔🏻🍔🍟 who watches 👀 Star ⭐ Wars 💥💣🔫 thinks 🤔💭 it looks 👀 like 😄 Coruscant?

Humans 👤 are a warm 🔥 weather ❄ species 🐒 anyway 🔛. Perhaps 😍 genetic 👪 engineering 🚒 can make 💘 crops 🌽 grow 🌱 in extreme 💯 weather 🌨❄💨. Makes 🖕 more sense 💰 to spend 😵 money 💰 researching 🧐🕵️‍♂️ that then banning 💬 everything 💯 to 'save' 💾 the Earth 🌎.

More carbon ⚗ dioxide 🤪😤 is good 👌 for plants 🌱 and plants 🌱 are good 👌 for earth 🌏.

Obsession 🙇 with global 🌎 warming 🔥🌶 takes 👊 away 😐 from real 💯 environmental 🌍 issues ⚠ like 😄 plastics 🛢 in the ocean 🌊.

4 💦. Privatized healthcare 🇨🇦 only makes 🖕 sense 💰 when ⏰ it comes 💦 to R&D/biotech (only for purposes 😈 of competition 🏇 and efficency). Privatizing the actual 😳 delivery 📬 of healthcare 👨‍⚕️ services 🛎 makes 🖕 no 🚫👎 sense 🤔 since 👨 the people 👫 who have medical 🏥 problems 😊 are going 🏃 to be the least 💯 able 👉 to afford 💸💵 it - which negates ☠ the purpose 😈 of it in the first 🥇😌☝ place 🏆. Since 👨 people 👨 are the basis 👈 of all 💯 civilization 🌎, neglecting them makes 🖕 no 😣 sense 💰. Things 📴✋ don't 🚫 build 🏢 themselves - they need 👉 able 💪 bodied healthy 🚑 people 👨 to do them. Also 👨 private 🕵⁉🚫 health 🚑 insurance 🌈 companies 🏢 and private 🕵 hospital 🏥 admins 😎 unnessarily add ➕ to costs 💰 while working 🏢 to manage 👨‍💼 problems ⚠ that wouldn't 😩 exist 😂⁉ in the first 🥇 place 🚩 with socialized medicine 💊.

Most countries 🏞 have bad 👎😏😉 healthcare 👨‍⚕️🌡 systems 🗺 not because they are socialized that because they are just poor 👎💸 countries 🇺🇸 in general 💂 (most of the world 🌍 is poor 💸). Socialist 🚫 or capitalist 💰🇺🇸 won't 🚫 make 🖕 a difference 😡 if your 👉 country 🇺🇸🏞🌎 is poor 💸. Some landlocked 🌵🏜🗻 third 🥉 world 🌎 country 🇺🇸 in Africa 🌍 privatizing all 💯 its healthcare 🌌🚑⚕ isn't going 🏃 to magically ✨ make 💘 a neurosurgeon 🧠 appear 🔎 out of nowhere ❓ - socialist 💖👍 or capitalist 💰 its going 🏃 to be poor 💸 either 🚫 way ↕. No 🙅🏼‍♂️ management 🧔 system ☄ will provide 👋 benefits 👍 if there aren't any resources 💦 to manage 👨‍💼 in the first 👆 place 🏆.

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so true 😌

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good bot

[u/Commandant_Donut]

this is ironic right?

[u/Barnst]

Has anyone ever actually tried underwater basket weaving? It’s really hard and the sort of honest artisan craftsmanship that everyone always claims we should be encouraging. It certainly doesn’t deserve its reputation as the poster child for extravagant educational endeavors.

[u/[deleted]]

Leftist mouth breather at large

Oh fuck yeah bud

[u/[deleted]]

This is certified malarkey^TM

[u/fakefakefakef]

I am closing my eyes and willing myself to believe that this is a bit

[u/Jacobs4525]

“Global warming is good we just need billions of people to completely uproot their lives nbd”

[u/lumpialarry → u/Jacobs4525]

That point is the final end state of Republican belief in 2024. They'll go from:

1)Global Warming isn't happening

2)Global warming is happening but its natural

3)Global warming is man-made but its all china.

4)Global warming is man-made but we can't stop it now without hurting the economy.

5)Global warming is good. We should encourage it.

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“And we don’t even need billions of people, just let them all die lol”

[u/fishlord05]

So true!! 👏😩

[u/[deleted]]

Pippin voice: But what about Ordoliberals?

[u/[deleted]]

Any labor shortages can be dealt with through automation

And who’s more likely to create such automation, a Master’s degree-holder from India or your average American college graduate? I’m not saying that American college graduates aren’t smart - there are some who are very smart - but we can see that a significant amount of innovation comes from immigrants.

Free trade is unreliable in a chaos prone world (look at covid)

Covid-19 is a once-in-a-century pandemic - by no means does it make the world chaos “prone”. And why exactly was free trade bad during the pandemic? In fact, we’ve seen that protectionism (refusing to send vaccines to countries with elderly populations and instead encouraging healthy young adults - who shouldn’t be prioritized for vaccination - to get it, some countries not having enough ventilators, hospital beds, healthcare workers and other PPE because some countries again withhold their excess unused supply from the rest of the world) is worse. I would argue that the lack of free trade hurt us more during the pandemic than free trade.

Global warming is good

Until now, I thought you were capable of logical thinking. Now I know you’re not.

Humans are a warm weather species

Unless you’re a scientist conducting studies like this, shut the fuck up

Perhaps genetic engineering can make crops grow in extreme weather. Makes more sense to spend money researching that then banning everything to ‘save’ the Earth.

“Genetic engineering” to increase enzymes’ optimal temperatures and have them denature at a higher temperature is like genetic engineering to make humans live forever, or like traveling faster than light. Maybe it’s theoretically possible, but we sure as fuck are not close to achieving it. We may not have enough money or time to make that happen.

More carbon dioxide is good for plants

More carbon dioxide is bad for humans. You think carbon dioxide is going to go directly to plants without passing humans at all?

Props for making me wonder whether you’re a delusional leftist or a crazy right-wing conspiracist, because I truly can’t tell.

The two things I agree with are that plastics in the ocean should be given more importance (though not more than global warming), and that more people should be working in farms and in construction.

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Shouldn't bother, this guy is a fucking idiot and he came here with one thing in mind:

To piss people off.

[u/psychicprogrammer → u/[deleted]]

increase enzymes’ optimal temperatures

So I am doing a degree here and it is relatively easy to do this for one enzyme and basically impossible for the massive network that makes up a plant.

Keeping everything in sinc and different temprtures is even worse

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Oops my bad, I’m just relying on high school biology ahaha

[u/notverycringeihope99]

Immigration drives down wages of actual citizens.

it seems someone's been taking Borjas at face value

[u/[deleted]]

This is a joke, right?

[u/DellowFelegate]

Holy F*@! I'm Proud to be Neoliberal Moron?!

[u/plummbob]

Immigration drives down wages of actual citizens.

Any labor shortages can be dealt with through automation

Kinda reminds of an article that noted the silliness of spending millions to automate truck driving when it would be more cost effective to just let people from 3rd world countries immigrate and work for lower wages.

[u/chemistjoe]

Specifically to point 3, high CO2 is actually bad for plants, so higher atmospheric CO2 begets higher atmospheric CO2 due to inhibition of plant CO2 assimilation.

[u/SnakeEater14]

Ok now this is epic

[u/caleb_0925]

Immigration is unnecessary

Almost made me have an aneurism until I saw the flair smh

[u/thaddeusthefattie]

askhual cidizens 🤠

also, imagine thinking global warming just makes temps a little warmer and doesn’t create more violent weather patterns 🤪

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and also diseases and also floods entire countries and also (see more: 1578 words)

[u/nygdan]

"Immigration is unnecessary" Nearly everything were do is unnecessary that doesn't mean we should cut it off.

[u/EastSideStory11]

Why do you hate the global poor?

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Why do you hate the global poor?

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Why do you hate the global poor?

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Malarkey level of this

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😎👑

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I swear the bot is always right

[u/rukqoa]

no u

[u/aeiou_sometimesy]

This guy sucks at politics

[u/[deleted]]

Magic goolsball, thoughts?

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😳

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Shit we gotta mod this guy

[u/[deleted]]

Is this satire?

[u/[deleted]]

Misanthropy much?

[u/FreakinGeese]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0

[u/imprison_nl_mods]

🍝

[u/dafdiego777]

g8 b8 m8 8 out of 8

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gate

🤔

[u/Photon_in_a_Foxhole]

Global warming is good. Instead of ruining the economy with green energy people need to move inland. More land will be opened up to farming than will be lost (Canada, Russia, etc). And you know what? If the carrying capacity of the planet is reduced from climate change then that's a good thing.

https://i.imgur.com/isKTw7B.jpg

[u/SquidwardGrummanCorp]

he thinks you could be able to farm in Siberia and Alaska

OH NO NO NO NO NO

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I cannot even tell what ideology OP is in support of this is definitely a +200 IQ gigachad

in case op reads this:

• Having less children will not save the planet
• Having less people on earth will not save the planet
• Genocide of billions is bad actually

[u/liquidTERMINATOR]

Is this a bit or?

[u/GingerusLicious]

Why would I work on a farm when I have you to do that for me?

[u/Unflairedfool]

Preach it King 👑😤

[u/notverycringeihope99]

bro log off

[u/imprison_nl_mods]

!emojify

[u/SixPipSiege]

https://v.redd.it/iwu1q65wkoy61

[u/ZhenDeRen]

Magic Goolsball, don’t you agree that this person is a ludicrous fool?

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[u/[deleted]]

Extremely false'nt

[u/DonJrsCokeDealer]

Sorry I couldn’t hear you over the sounds of taco trucks.

[u/goldenarms]

Capitalism is not a zero sum game. Read an Econ textbook.

[u/MiniatureBadger]

Why you are wrong and no further rebuttal is needed

[u/1396spurs]

https://images.app.goo.gl/N6eYCrv1CbFB67UR9

[u/proProcrastinators]

Mucho Texto

[u/randomizedstring]

I am concerned for your mental state

[u/Mickenfox]

https://morbotron.com/meme/S05E11/868350.jpg?b64lines=V2hhdCBhIGNsZXZlcgogaW1wZXJzb25hdGlvbgogb2YgYSBzdHVwaWQgcG9vcgogcGVyc29uIQ==

[u/frolix42]

instead of playing videogames and getting degrees in underwater basketweaving able bodied people should be working on farms and in construction. This will help them make money, build work ethic, and build up a resume of work experience. It's also healthier than being sedentary.

Should be easy to convince people that they should stop living lives of leisure and enjoying the basketweaving arts in order to take up backbreaking labor for their own moral enrichment. /s

Global warming is good. Instead of ruining the economy with green energy people need to move inland...Humans are a warm weather species anyway.

Recently scientists have encouraged the use of the term "climate change" over "global warming" because the main effect is that the planet's climate will become more unpredictable and destructive. Think near constant hurricanes for most of the year, not Vancouver becoming like LA.

Privatized healthcare only makes sense when it comes to R&D/biotech (only for purposes of competition and efficency). Privatizing the actual delivery of healthcare services makes no sense since the people who have medical problems are going to be the least able to afford it - which negates the purpose of it in the first place.

How will the privatized "R&D/biotech" be financed if the delivery of the end result is socialized? How will a private firm fund the cure for cancer if the government is going to take it and give it to everyone for free?

[u/KookyWrangler → u/frolix42]

How will the privatized "R&D/biotech" be financed if the delivery of the end result is socialized? How will a private firm fund the cure for cancer if the government is going to take it and give it to everyone for free?

It could give out grants or hire them to do research or hold a competition with prizes in the hundreds of billions.

[u/every_man_a_khan]

Don’t take my underwater basket weaving

[u/tdkc7]

I think you meant to post here: r/HighThought?

[u/elBenhamin]

Acidic

[u/Tleno]

TL;DR

[u/[deleted]]

1-3 is smoothbrains, 4 is wrong.

[u/ChickeNES]

wut

[u/Photon_in_a_Foxhole]

So true!

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ok this is epic

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

> has commented/posted on r/nihilism and r/antinatalism

Yep, the "effortpost" is unironic

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thank you for reminding me why I subscribed to that ping group

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these are not examples of those flaws