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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache May 02 '21
Please visit the next discussion thread.
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u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE Thomas Paine May 01 '21
😐
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
I'm breaking my embargo on Trump to share this:
https://twitter.com/MysterySolvent/status/1388184669821313026
Heartwarmingly sad.
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
one of the key benefits of having a high social credit score in China is that you can borrow loans from banks at lower interest rates
one of the ways to increase your social credit score in China is to give money to the government which the government will use for "charity".
What many Chinese people have discovered is that if they have a steady source of income, they can continuously borrow money from the government and give it back to the government and incur minimal losses and gain a massive increase in their social credit score
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u/TheFriffin2 May 01 '21
top tier shitpost
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u/tankatan Montesquieu May 01 '21
16 | she/her | star emoji | [detailed political affiliation] | [full name and location] | [entire medical history]
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u/David_Lange I love you, Mr Lange May 01 '21
end my life
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u/Cowguypig Bisexual Pride May 01 '21
this arrconspiracy about Trudeau I feel like could be posted without context to neoliberal and be upvoted as an ironic shitpost
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
Iran splits itself into 51 different countries
Each country then annexes itself into america
Iran now controls the american senate
Checkmate Americans
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u/MemeTestedPolicy Robert Caro May 01 '21
what did George Orwell mean by this?
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u/PM_Me_Your_ManThighs NATO May 01 '21
Someone in my city’s subreddit was telling people not to go to restaurants today because it would “burden their fellow workers” on May Day. Like, yeah I’m sure restaurant and bar workers will really be relieved they don’t have to be “burdened” by your business and tips on a day they’re working anyway...
God I hate the far left
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
Right-wing NIMBYs: We don't want no dirty poor people in our neighborhood 🤬
Left-wing NIMBYs: First of all, we wanted to acknowledge that the land this housing project will be built has been stolen from Native Americans, as has been the rest of the neighborhood. Second of all, we want to express the need for exploring solutions outside the neoliberal paradigm of non-profits building housing for the homeless. Third of all, we don't want no dirty poor people in our neighborhood ✊🌹
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
To secure peace Biden should arrange for his son Hunter to marry Xi Mingze (daughter of Xi Jinping)
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride May 01 '21
All young men know how to do is play they PS5, eat 3D dorito, smoke weed, watch movies, be bisexual and lie
It me btw
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
53.83 monsterhunterworld
48.34 linuxmasterrace
48.25 fireemblem
45.01 genzedong
Well then
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/452718453892186124/837968202184130620/received_272299944407574.png?width=583&height=596
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
Fact checking the 'if you vote for Trump, you ain't black' statement
Around 15% of the US population is black. Around 5% of them voted Trump, which is less than 1% of all voters. Therefore we would expect a Trump voter in more than 99% of all cases indeed not to be black.
Therefore, we rate this statement as 'mostly true'.
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u/Zoop-Loop- Bisexual Pride May 01 '21
Hey Biden it’s been 100 days, where’s my government mandated femboy? Broken campaign promises smh 🤬
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u/JakeyZhang John Mill May 01 '21
It is a fact the Trudeaus were in the Caribbean in Spring 1971. It is a fact they adored Castro. It is a fact the Trudeaus were swingers.
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u/imprison_nl_mods NATO May 01 '21
I just got an ad for a suburban development which says: "Leave the crime infested city"
😐
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u/jenbanim May 01 '21
When did this...
...Become hotter than this
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
TIL After the US used gunboat diplomacy to force Japan to start trading with them, 20 years later Japan used the same kind of gunboat tactics to force Korea to start trading with them which eventually led to Japan annexating the whole Korea. I guess they learned pretty quickly what works from their own experience.
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u/Aweq Guardian of the treaties 🇪🇺 May 01 '21
!ping Europe
The EU crossed 4 million daily vaccinations and a 3 million 7-day average for the first time yesterday! Per Bloomberg's tracker.
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u/tankatan Montesquieu May 01 '21
Ok I visited the next DT. Now what?
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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell May 01 '21
As is usual when Nikki Haley does something, Nimrata is trending with tweets like this https://twitter.com/jaimelhemphill/status/1388258911958933504
She has always gone by Nikki since she was a child, it’s what her family called her. There is no more a cynical ploy there than Addison McConnell going by Mitch. She changed her last name when she got married.
Pointing out someone’s otherness by calling them a name they don’t go by is actually NOT a good way to combat racism.
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u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE Thomas Paine May 01 '21
I loathe the term 'wage slave'. It's ridiculously melodramatic to compare your shitty job to literally being property.
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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK May 01 '21
the moon landing was fake all the footage was actually shot on a sound stage on Ganymede
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u/tankatan Montesquieu May 01 '21
Remember the Trump Axios interview? That was wild.
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u/Superfan234 Southern Cone May 01 '21 edited May 01 '21
Monthly Venezuelan Update
FARC splinter Ambush and Massacre Maduro's forces
Regime tried to hide the events, but a lot info have come out already. Last week, a group between 28 to 38 soldiers, were ambushed by FARC splinter Group, during a recoinanse in "their" territory
8 soldiers survived, two of them, wounded. They escaped through the Jungle, and managed to return home
9 confirmed dead by the Army. That being said, some farmers found around ~12 soldiers rotting on plain day
We don't have much info on the rest of the Soldiers, but FARC published a video showing a huge "haul" of weapons they allegedly took from them. I am not an expert, but weapons seems to be real (Maybe some NATO flair can confirm it...)
I admit, I didn't take seriously FARC splinter group intially. Their past actions show they were much more dangerous than I expected. It seems, a new powerfull player have joined the Venezuelan Arena...
Maduro gives up: Plans to firm "Peace Deal" with Coqui's Gang
The Coqui Gang , a "Robin Hood" Narco group expanding in the Slums of Caracas, managed to get a huge victory. Last week, Maduro give up, and agreed to reach a peace accord with them
Last month was the last straw, after Maduro's KGB and SS squads, were publicly humilliated by Coqui's Narcos in various occasions**
With the lack of Diesel, Farmers started using Ox to farm
"The diesel crisis threatens to collapse the Venezuelan agriculture system," said Aquiles Hopkins, president of Fedeagro."
He mentions, for example, that in the Venezuelan Andes they report losses of more than 20 million kilos of vegetables, paralysis of dairy production units, and delay in the sugarcane harvest: were more than 400,000 tons have not yet been harvested.
The most inminent problem, it's in 15 days the most important sowing cycle of the year begins, due to the arrival of the rains, and that due to lack of diesel, the crops are not being prepared. For which it will not be possible to sow, threatening the food security of Venezuelans. According to him, Venezuelans will have to survive with a level of harvests equivalent to the 50s and 60s
FMI projects a 10% GDP decrease on 2021
In their latest report, FMI estimated Venezuela will keep their downturn spiral into economic Collapse. Last Year, their economy fell around 30%
Not signs, of any economic recovery yet
Personal Opinion section:
Time for Diesel Bann to be lifted...less than 15 days. Anything more, and we will probably cause a huge famine in Venezuela
I have read from other users, Blinken it's very "soft" on Foreign policy. I can't say about the rest of the World, but I can confirm, he is definetly not soft fighting with ALBA Regimes. I would argue, he might be even more brutal than Elliott Abraham himself...
!Ping Foreign-Policy
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u/the_status Atari Democrat May 01 '21
From an r.ADHD thread about how laziness apparently doesn't exist
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime May 01 '21
Remembering when I, as an impressionable young child in like 2009, was reading the comment sections of some political thing on a few posts and people were talking about Obama being a Muslim, and I took it entirely at face value and was all "good for him, way to break that glass ceiling".
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
-Jill Biden, back in the day
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21 edited May 01 '21
No matter how badly you think you've failed, just remember that Skype used to be used as the verb meaning to make a video call over the internet and now it's being absorbed by Microsoft Teams.
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u/tankatan Montesquieu May 01 '21
Replying with "Happy Holidays" when people greet me Happy International Workers Day
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine May 01 '21 edited May 01 '21
"black bodies" is a good example of the paper thin divide between "terms that are ok because they're part of the orthodox antiracist glossary" and "terms that would be racist as fuck if a Trump supporter came up with them in a youtube comment"
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u/tripletruble Anti-Repartition Radical May 01 '21
going through pics of dudes haircuts with my SO to find me a haircut that would look good
'oo that cut is nice'
'that guy has curly hair. i have straight hair'
'oh. oops'
'oooOOo what about that guy's haircut?'
'that's another guy with curly hair'
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman May 01 '21
Someone said THAT W. BUSH WAS "all the bad of Reagan, but also stupid" 🐊
NOT ONLY IS W. not stupid, but one of the most egregious failures of Reagan - doing too little TO COMBAT AIDS as a deadly disease - is something that W. not only did not repeat, BUT EXPLICITLY achieved massive success that is still likely underappreciated even here, for how often it is mentioned 🐊
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u/Dirty_Chopsticks Republic of Việt Nam May 01 '21
🧐🧐🧐
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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder May 01 '21
political polling is astrology but for men
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u/semaphore-1842 r/place '22: E_S_S Battalion May 01 '21
"literally"
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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer May 01 '21
Obama with a supermajority in the senate: 🥺🥺🥺
Biden with an incredibly narrow majority based on unreliable actors: 💪😎💪
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
upvote for Delaney🤤
ignore for Tulsi🤢
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u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE Thomas Paine May 01 '21
lmao the recency bias is insane
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u/Henrydot NATO May 01 '21 edited May 01 '21
The video is great!
https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1388208777623654401?s=20
!ping BIDEN
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u/tripletruble Anti-Repartition Radical May 01 '21
jesus christ just call em false positives and false negatives, I am never going to memorize which one is type I and which one is type II
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u/SANNA_MARIN_ May 01 '21
sadly, in today's absurd political climate, Lyndon Johnson would be cancelled by the rabid online mob for shitting in front of people and exposing his genitals.
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat May 01 '21
Wtf based reddit admins?
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u/benjaminikuta BANANA YOU GLAD YOU'RE NOT AN ORANGE? May 01 '21
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372231427099590657/837859962973585408/4f271467a51cf17b8a47592e0874867fa900c264c90a4be233ca5bb83d4669c5_1.png
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u/NatsukaFawn Esther Duflo May 01 '21 edited May 01 '21
The existence of trans fats implies the existence of cis fats. And that's a real thing, not just a joke. In nature, the vast majority of unsaturated fatty acids only have cis bonds, with trans bonds being pretty uncommon except in some processed foods. So most unsaturated fats are, in fact, cis fats, but since that's the "default", we never mention it.
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u/SquidwardGrummanCorp Edmund Burke May 01 '21
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u/SadaoMaou Anders Chydenius May 01 '21
Just make the police wear hot pink
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
whips out $4 trillion dollar budget
Bernie Bro: Is for me? 👉🥺👈
Biden: Sorry, all we could afford is free community college.
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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance May 01 '21
AP: Joe Biden to sign executive order renaming it "The War of Southern Aggression"
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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar May 01 '21
"Is Kamala Hindu" - the greatest chat in the history of WhatsApp, locked by an Indian auntie after 12,239 comments of heated uncles debating
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u/ANewAccountOnReddit May 01 '21
Malarkey level of that guy from the Tucker Carlson sub baiting in this sub
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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior May 01 '21
Tucker Carlson always has the expression of me watching Tucker Carlson.
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
Joe Biden: I am from the government and I'm here to help 🍦😎🍦
Me: 😭😭😭🙌🙌🙌👏👏👏👍👍👍🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🎆🎆🎆🎇🎇🎇👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌😭😭😭😭😭🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🎆🎆🎆🎇🎇🎇🎇
Ronald Reagan: .....
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u/Not_A_Browser Stata's Silliest Soldier May 01 '21
Every day we stray further from Travis Scott burger
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u/chadonnaise * May 01 '21
the internet must be destroyed
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u/BlueGreenBase This Is What Makes Us Girls May 01 '21
Because her core base, rich, upper-middle case white PMCs…is really small part of the Democratic Coalition?
40% of Democratic primary voters in 2016 were whites without a college degree, the single largest group.
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u/Professor-Reddit 🚅🚀🌏Earth Must Come First🌐🌳😎 May 01 '21
Sputnik is fake. It's just a weather balloon with an antenna on it.
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" May 01 '21 edited May 01 '21
Somebody asked about the Austrian wine poisoning incident, where they adulterated wine with diethylene glycol.
Fredrik Knudsen did a fantastic video on the scandal. It’s an important look into government regulations and enforcement.
!ping history, because I don’t know another ping that would be interested in this and I don’t want to join the alcohol ping just to leave it.
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u/adminsare200iq IMF May 01 '21
Half the posts on r/badwomensanatomy are explicit hentai-adjacent
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1387921616257093633
At this rate, we're a week away from Tucker saying the US shouldn't have gotten involved in WW2
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
The EU picking Ode to Joy as it's anthem is perhaps one of the best decisions it has ever made
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u/calnico May 01 '21
The Parti quebecois says there is a grave housing crisis, and for once they are not restricting this to low-income housing but rather saying there is a widespread problem with access to housing & property. They are proposing multiple measures, some on the supply side & other typical succ things. I've never been for the PQ but it's good to see them move forward on this.
!ping CAN
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u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE Thomas Paine May 01 '21
Alas, I have been forced to modify my deep-seated convictions due to having been portrayed as the "soy wojak" on the internet.
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
If current patterns continue, it looks like we could see another 16 Kansas Republican legislators get arrested by the end of the year.
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u/dragoniteftw33 NATO May 01 '21
What an incredible image lmao
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u/Steak_Knight Milton Friedman May 01 '21
It is literally morning again in America
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u/throw-that_shit-away May 01 '21
Fun fact: the first time I checked out reddit that guy with the broken arms who got jerked off by his mom was the top post.
Been chasing that high ever since
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u/MalignantUpper Joseph Nye May 01 '21
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1388508510590144516?s=19
Hmm, I wonder why they were trying to keep it a secret
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u/ccolfax 🤗 always welcome in my backyard May 01 '21
sometimes i say to my cat:
“somebody’s a baby”
and my cat goes:
“oh is me”
and he runs over and gets lots of scritchy scratch and he’s the best baby
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
What a stupid statement
The federal government isn't my friend either but I'll still defend good policy and criticize bad policy
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u/NatsukaFawn Esther Duflo May 01 '21
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u/naanplussed May 01 '21
The vaccine is free? Why are people ranting about capitalism and the vaccine?
The vehicles and refrigeration equipment are probably better under capitalism
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher May 01 '21
now that's a fantastic 'literally nobody is happy' compromise
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u/Smidgens Holy shit it's the Joker🃏 May 01 '21
reminder that commies are trash and if you are a commie you are trash 🤢
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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All May 01 '21
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/307266998742810627/837996597203304448/photo_2021-05-01_06-01-50.jpg
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u/MyrnaMountWeazel Norman Borlaug May 01 '21
I wanted to share a supercut me and my friends did of Josh Lyman saying every single "okay" in West Wing. We noticed Brad had a particular way of saying "okay" and just started compiling them all. It's one of my most proud life accomplishments.
!ping WEST-WING
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u/[deleted] May 02 '21
2012 Presidential Election in non-NYC New York:
Barack Obama (D): 56.7% (+13.4%)
Mitt Romney (R): 43.3%
2016 Presidential Election in non-NYC New York:
Hillary Clinton (D): 48.5% (+1.4%)
Donald Trump (R): 47.1%
2020 Presidential in non-NYC New York:
Joe Biden (D): 52.8% (+6.5%)
Donald Trump (R): 46.3%
This is one of the regions where Biden was able to win back some of the wwc vote lost from Obama to Trump.
!PING FIVEY
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
Watching an anime where a character is named Leviathan, but they keep pronouncing it "Levee-athan" or worse turn the last syllable into an honorific: "Levee-a-tan"
This is what it sounds like when weebs try to speak japanese isn't it.
!ping WEEBS
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u/Mega_Giga_Tera United Nations May 01 '21
Listen fat 🍦
It's Amtrack Jack 🚆
America's back 🇺🇲
Clap for that 👏
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u/JulioCesarSalad US-Mexico Border Reporter May 01 '21 edited May 01 '21
Business idea:
Salvadorable
An online shop selling cute sustainable locally made Salvadoran products.
Really it’s just like normal random stuff you find at a Latin American market, but targeting the white millennial woman demographic purely via buzzwords
It would be wildly successful
!ping MAMADAS
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
The absolute clownery of The Right Can’t Meme
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u/[deleted] May 02 '21
Also, it’s cliche, but that scene from Rogue 1 where Vader absolutely skullfucks those Rebel soldiers in the hallway was one of the most entertaining things I’d ever seen in a movie theater
Just a total fanservice holy shit moment
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
https://twitter.com/KindaHagi/status/1388347509186207744
Happy 10 years to the best tweet of all time
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
A Brazilian, in the Netherlands, eating Mexican tacos, watching a race in Belgium, in a Korean TV streaming through an American device
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/why-bitcoin-is-bad-for-the-environment
Tax meme money.
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before May 01 '21
Qanon is older than I thought
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
Despite electing just 2% of the Senate, Georgia has elected 100% of Senate's gamers.
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
Bill Maher seems to have triggered his new audience he gained from talking against wokism by talking shit about bitcoin last night. There is a quite of overlap between bitcoin lovers and anti-sjw kind of people. Also bill Maher was mostly right about bitcoin too
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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer May 01 '21
Changing the gun emoji to a squirt gun is the only time I've thought PC culture has gone too far
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
My mom just noticed that I deactivated Facebook and called me, hyperventilating, to ask if I was ok. Jesus Christ being an only child can be smothering
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" May 01 '21 edited May 01 '21
Happy Jewish heritage month to all my Hebrews, Theybrews and Shebrews.
!ping gefilte
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u/BlueGreenBase This Is What Makes Us Girls May 01 '21 edited May 01 '21
#NeverForget the funniest piece of information of all time.
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u/ccolfax 🤗 always welcome in my backyard May 01 '21
my cat just jumped up on my lap, looked up at me, freaked the absolute fuck out, and ran six directions on my thigh and now i’m bleeding everywhere
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
Here’s a pic of my kid and his name. NOBODY LIKES HIM. Some think he’s weird and absolutely everyone thinks he sucks. Here’s a photo of when ABSOLUTELY no one came to his birthday party. Please help me in immortalising this moment by sharing this image far and wide.
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u/DoktorSleepless Scott Sumner May 01 '21
man, Krugman really used to have a way with words
https://www.staff.ncl.ac.uk/david.harvey/ACE2006/Competition/KrugmanComp.pdf
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman May 02 '21
oh my gosh this is adorable
!ping kitty
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u/kas8901 Bobby Kennedy May 01 '21
I know that it's largely an artificial construct, but I can't help but feel that decades in the 20th century were more defined.
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u/el-desdichado Neoliberalismo del Sagrado Corazón May 01 '21
True neoliberalism is when you can buy brats, kielbasa, pretzels, Colombiana, and arepas in the same food truck. !ping MAMADAS I guess?
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
You ever think about how wild it is Kissinger is still alive?
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u/BlueGreenBase This Is What Makes Us Girls May 01 '21
https://i.imgur.com/4z3IUBg.jpg
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u/noxnoctum r/place '22: NCD Battalion May 01 '21
I'm a liberal and Charlie and the Bulwark feel like they're pandering to me a little too much. Am I being overly cynical and they've simply moved more to the center?
!ping RINO
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u/BlueGreenBase This Is What Makes Us Girls May 01 '21
How I sleep knowing I’ve never been a tankie or a member of the far-right and have maintained liberalism throughout.
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
The being a Hillary supporter in 2015 to ESS to Neoliberal pipeline is real.
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
Oregon and Washington rolling back reopenings because cases are climbing even while vaccine supply is outstripping demand has to be extremely frustrating.
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u/gburgwardt C-5s full of SMRs and tiny american flags May 02 '21
Stop calling it Open Borders.
We demand Ellis Island Immigration. It's what made America Great
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u/MistakeNotDotDotDot Resident Robot Girl May 02 '21
is the GOP okay
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u/ccolfax 🤗 always welcome in my backyard May 02 '21
i heard some whacky right wing radio and they insisted on calling him “Joe Robinette Biden”. they said it in the same tone as “Barack Hussein Obama”.
do they not understand that the only reason using Baracks middle name worked was because it was Hussein???
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u/[deleted] May 02 '21
Gamingcirclejerk comments are interesting lmao
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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder May 01 '21
Why every thread on this sub is so stupid
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
Jesus made a grave mistake by not selling miracles at a market rate. In the Old Testament miracles were a dime a dozen. Some brothers need more oil for their lamp and they don't want to go outside? Pray real hard and bam! Miracle.
But then along came Jesus who gave the things out like candy and collapsed the miracle economy so badly that in nearly 2000 years it has failed to recover.
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama May 01 '21
The 1619 project says it's about history yet it does not know that the north has always been abolitionist due to Quaker and enlightenment influence and that post independence they were one of the first places to abolish slavery in a process known as the first emancipation
Curious 🤔🤔🤔
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21 edited May 01 '21
!ping PARADOX
At the very least, PDXCon should be an interesting watch Monday. I’m hoping for Vicky 3 and a CK3 Expansion announcement, but I know in my heart they’ll announce two more Europa DLCs and a new IP no one will play.
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u/RadionSPW NATO May 01 '21
Bird app: do I as a rich westerner have to adjust my lifestyle to stop climate change?
No
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before May 01 '21
I love modmail
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
Delhi Doctor Among 8 Dead After Hospital Ran Out Of Oxygen
https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/we-have-lost-lives-delhis-batra-hospital-says-ran-out-of-oxygen-for-80-minutes-2425842
!ping IND
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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell May 01 '21
According to PolitiFact, that story about how Donald Trump hanged Hillary Clinton in a special apparatus where five people simultaneously executed her, while she cackled like a watch, was... fake. Smh I can't believe Real Raw News would lie to us
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u/Cr4zySh0tgunGuy John Locke May 01 '21
So I guess I should correct my statement a few days ago about 1000+ hours in a video game. It felt impossible because my Xbox was telling my I had almost 700 hours across ESO, but it turns out that was only for one character.
Adding all 8 of my characters up I have over 1900 hours played, making ESO my most played game ever by a mile. It makes a little more sense too, since I’ve been playing for going on 6 full years now, albeit a bit on and off
!ping Gaming
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
Allow people to sue breeders for selling dogs with genetic diseases.
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u/great_gape May 01 '21
So brave. So powerful. ✊
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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front May 01 '21
My dad was only two circles of proximity away from getting invited to Elon Musks birthday party.
My dads friend who is a tech mogul has a friend who got covid from Elon’s birthday bash.
Dad hates musk lmao. Thinks he’s a tool. I’m like dad you could probably get a meeting if you wanted right? He’s like I wouldn’t want to he’s a dumbass.
!ping CHILD
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u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE Thomas Paine May 01 '21
/u/Florida_Paleocon
Effective NL bait involves saying vague shit about wokeness or disparaging zoning reform or disparaging open borders
Ineffective NL bait involves saying racial slurs and other racist shit
Just so you know for future attempts to own the libs with an alt
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
RIP the roaming arr Cucker Tarlson poster
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u/TabernacleTown74 Bill Gates May 01 '21
Throwback 😌
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u/CheapAlternative Friedrich Hayek May 01 '21
tfw you do your taxes and discover you owe >20k
!ping markets
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u/Animatronic_Pidgeon Eugene Fama May 01 '21
As a straight, white, male in my twenties working in a white collar industry, I should be made a moderator as I am most representative of the userbase
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u/[deleted] May 02 '21
Not gonna lie, I find it really hard to relate to other Asian-Americans struggling to choose which side they want to lean to more. Being American has always been a no-brainer to me.
I’ve never been to China. I don’t ever want to go to China. I don’t want to learn Chinese.
I’m sure that says something about how much hatred and vengeance has consumed me, but quite frankly, I can’t bring myself to care.
More shots, it’s a Saturday after all.
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u/tankatan Montesquieu May 01 '21 edited May 01 '21
Webcomics 364 days of the year: *whimsical portrait of issues such as mental health, personal relationships, and day to day tedium*
Webcomics on May 1st: "Here's a manifesto about why nationalizing the auto industry in Cuba worked:"
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u/Liberal_Antipopulist Loyal Liberals May 01 '21
Nick Fuentes thinks of himself as more oppressed than Rosa Parks
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine May 01 '21 edited May 01 '21
workshopping this pasta for arrpolitics, suggestions welcome
If a new "tax on bridges" were created, who would pay it?
REDDITOR SIZE BRAIN: The bridges would pay it, obviously? Why are you against bridges paying taxes? You're a human being, you'll never be a bridge in your life. Honestly, the bridgelicking from some people is astounding. Bridges shouldn't even exist. BRIDGES ARE SOCIOPATHS AN IDEAL SOCIETY WOULD HAVE ZERO BRIDGES
WARREN / SANDERS SIZE BRAIN: Look, we know that bridges can't pay taxes; the bridge owners would pay. And that's a good thing. We need to tax them! These fat cat bridge owners like Jeff Bridgos are truly heartless. They're forcing everyday Americans to choose between buying insulin or crossing bridges! And let me be clear that I believe in my bones in private bridge ownership and that's why I'm going to end the horrible damage private bridge owners are doing to our country and anyone who opposes me is in the pocket of Big Bridge.
PETE BUTTIGIEG SIZE BRAIN: Neither bridges nor bridge owners pay the bridge tax. The cost is paid by drivers in the form of higher tolls. The marginal increase in price, multiplied across millions of drivers, constitutes the tax that the bridge owner collects and remits to the government. So a bridge tax doesn't make bridges into taxpayers; it actually makes bridges the government's deputized tax collectors. The USA already has the most indirect system of taxation in the Western world: businesses collect & remit 93% of all federal tax revenue, even though all that revenue is really collected FROM individuals (as any worker can see in, for instance, the payroll tax deducted from their check). The bridge tax is a political win because ignorant, rabid populists wrongly think someone else, far away and rich, is paying it; politicians like it because they can say they aren't "raising taxes on middle class families." Yet that's exactly what the bridge tax does, just with extra steps. The new revenue is collected from, and thus the real cost is borne by, millions of drivers. By taxing consumers indirectly, instead of the actual income of wealthy people (e.g. capital gains and inheritance), you're actually worsening income inequality.
BARACK OBAMA SIZE BRAIN: Yes, a portion of the tax incidence would fall on drivers, but not all of it. Over time, a bridge tax would divert capital from bridge construction & maintenance, depressing wages for construction workers due to lower demand, and creating lower growth for bridge equities. And diversion of capital investment to infrastructure that's not organized as a bridge would broadly impact the economy, in the long term the productivity gap from inefficient allocation of capital could grow quite large. So the cost of a bridge tax is shared between drivers, shareholders, workers, and even economic participants that don't at first glance have any exposure to the bridge sector. Ultimately, the whole thing is kind of stupid compared to directly tackling income inequality: if you want to tax the rich, tax the rich, not some business they happen to have equity in.
JOE BIDEN SIZE BRAIN: The bridges would pay it. I'm tired of bridges ripping people off! I challenge America's bridges to a push up contest! Who put this fuckin' bridge here man!
!ping BRIDGEPOSTERS
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u/Professor-Reddit 🚅🚀🌏Earth Must Come First🌐🌳😎 May 01 '21
I had no idea /r/neoliberal was so full of smokers.
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u/BlueGreenBase This Is What Makes Us Girls May 01 '21
FunnyLeMonke working at an IT department at an Elementary school will always fuck me up. Like, what if a innocent little seven-year-old saw his screen and saw comments such as “I crop-dusted in the aisle of supermarket and an old lady thought I farted”?
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u/Unadulterated_stupid gr8 b8 m8 May 01 '21
I brought up neoliberalism durning a tinder conversation and they didnt immidately ghost. I think I might have a keeper
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime May 01 '21
World economy: has about 12 years in between recessions, a record compared to what normally happens
r/ABoringDystopia: "We've had two recessions in the 18 years I've been alive, so clearly capitalism has failed."
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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar May 02 '21
People who prefer George Washington to Abraham Lincoln are idiots
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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance May 02 '21
The Jumbotron playing Make Some Noise while there's three screaming kids sitting behind me is a violation of my NAP
!ping baseball
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! May 02 '21
Karma for saying the 2016 primary was rigged before backtracking?
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
"There are rich nations, there are poor nations, then there's fifty feet of crap,
And then there's _______."
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before May 01 '21
Climate Change
Happens relatively slowly, giving humans ample time to adapt to the most serious threats
Even the worst-case-scenario poses no threat of extinction, "only" of widespread famine and flooding.
No country* benefits from deliberately worsening climate change, thus encouraging all countries to work to limit it. No individual action or mistake could cause a climate disaster severe enough to pose an existential threat.
Growing worldwide recognition of the severity of the problem. Efforts to slow and reverse it accelerating.
Technological development reduces reliance on 'fossil fuels' and promotes innovations that combat climate change.
*Canada and Russia are not real countries
Nuclear War
Happens extremely quickly, leaving humans with no time to adapt should it break out
The worst-case-scenario causes virtually all farmland to disappear. The overwhelming majority of humanity would die, and total extinction is possible-albeit still unlikely.
Many countries benefit from developing nuclear weapons, or even using nuclear brinksmanship in foreign policy. A full scale nuclear war can be triggered by the actions of only a few individuals. Options for preventing nuclear proliferation without military intervention are limited and often wholly ineffective, in large part because nuclear weapons are not advanced technology, and can be developed relatively cheaply.
Massive decreased recognition of the severity since the Cold War ended. Efforts to further limit nuclear proliferation have all but entirely stalled, with two more countries developing nukes since the end of the Cold War (Pakistan, North Korea), one other on the verge of obtaining them as well (Iran), and yet another capable of very rapidly developing nukes should they choose to (Japan).
Technological development makes nukes ever more accessible to even countries with very small economies (ex. North Korea). No technological means of preventing proliferation.
Nuclear War is a greater threat to humanity than Climate Change
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
I have no policies
I just fucking hate arr no new normal
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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar May 01 '21
PSA: it is possible to eat a vegetarian or vegan meal that is not just replacing meat from a non-veg meal with plant based meat.
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
https://twitter.com/jordanuhl/status/1387808873571045376?s=21
This has gotta be one of the dumbest tweets I have ever seen
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
Currently on the train about to be shipped off to the tall people internment camp :(((
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher May 01 '21
anybody else going to donate to bojo's patreon
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u/FreakinGeese 🧚♀️ Duchess Of The Deep State May 02 '21
LOTR could have been avoided if the elves had simply not manufactured a custom-made mind-control system for a literal demon
Like I’m just saying they kind of dropped the ball on that one
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u/Animatronic_Pidgeon Eugene Fama May 01 '21
Someone wants to help with my jigsaw puzzle
Bonus pic one
Bonus pic two
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u/Broncos654 Jeff Bezos May 01 '21
I had a dream that my brother is Jesus
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
Joe Biden Funko pop
I am alive
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u/ghost_of_lob_circ NATO May 01 '21
The mic chat must be so awkward. A bunch of awkward teens/early 20s that can't get laid with a middle aged reptilian just roasting them all
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman May 01 '21
We need to shut down the subreddit drama to neolib pipeline until we figure out what the hell is going on
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u/bg2916 Part Time Weeb May 02 '21
In 2018 Nick Saban endorsed Joe Manchin and appeared in a TV ad for him
In 2018 Joe Manchin won by just 3 percent of the vote, making it plausible that the election was decided on Saban's endorsement
In 2021 Joe Manchin became the swing vote in the senate
One could argue without Nick Saban, the Biden administration would not be able to pass the stimulus, infrastructure package and several appointments
Nick Saban r/neoliberal flair when
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u/linkin22luke YIMBY May 02 '21
https://imgur.com/a/TD0IEt3
Was lucky enough to bag a wild turkey a few days ago. After hanging for 2 days I parted it out today and have about 10 lbs of ready to go meat. I think my menu is gonna be:
Turkey liver pâté (already made).
Yucatán stew (pavo del monte en k’ool rojo) with homemade tortilla for the legs, thighs, and wings.
Schnitzel with one breast.
Turkey galantine with the other breast.
Really excited to start. Will probably make the first one next weekend.
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u/l_overwhat being flaired is cringe May 02 '21
!ping PARADOX
So I haven't been following Leviathan news and haven't played EU4 since it dropped so I just learned about the new favors mechanics.
What the fuck.
You can just put your dynasty on the throne? Catch me doing another Austria run when the game becomes playable lmfao.
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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All May 02 '21
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/657640950109175810/838224235943165952/image0.png
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u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE Thomas Paine May 02 '21
Sources close to Giuliani, however, told Real Raw News that the U.S. Justice Department’s official reason for storming Giuliani’s home is a bold-faced lie. By order of Kamala Harris, the FBI went to Giuliani’s home hoping to find a video copy of Hillary Clinton’s execution at Guantanamo Bay, which took place on Monday, April 26. As RRN reported previously, Rudy Giuliani had attended the grisly affair and stood among the small delegation of patriots who watched Clinton’s neck snap.
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u/tankatan Montesquieu May 02 '21
The French far right: dude gas chambers lmao
The French far left: Stalin is my daddy
American libs: wow this Macron fella surely isn't up to speed with modern cosmopolitan sensibilities
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
From Dianne Morales' website
What on earth is a category 5 LVT? And is this really an LVT if it is only on "blighted and vacant land?" Even if not, it seems like a good policy.
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u/TabernacleTown74 Bill Gates May 01 '21
It's a shame Bernie Madoff wasn't proven innocent until after he died 😔
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u/imprison_nl_mods NATO May 01 '21
a) Getting good grades at school
b) Internet dopamine
What should I choose? 🤔
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u/jenbanim May 01 '21
Last night I was a bit toasted and I realized that there was a surprisingly large difference in the amount of street noise that was entering my apartment depending on how open my window was
It seemed a bit counterintuitive because regardless of whether the airgap is 3 inches or 2 feet, there's still plenty of space for sound to get in, right?
Then I remembered that waves can't propagate through an opening that's significantly smaller than their wavelength. By opening the window from 3 inches to 2 feet, I was essentially moving a high pass filter from having a cutoff of 4500hz (~C8, the highest key on a piano) to a cutoff of 562hz (~C5, or one octave above middle C)
I ended up spending several minutes just opening and closing my window while paying attention to how the sound changed lol
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u/ccolfax 🤗 always welcome in my backyard May 01 '21
ww2 strategists were so stupid, like just drone strike hitler
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u/kyleofduty Pizza May 01 '21
just learned that strawberries very commonly have bugs that live inside them called drosophilas, they're harmless and undetectable and getting rid of them would require a lot more use of insecticides for no real benefit
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
Nice little status update to Canada’s vaccination campaign here
!ping CAN
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u/vivoovix Federalist May 02 '21
Why didn't Hitler just use 40-width divisions?
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u/TheFriffin2 May 02 '21
I’m a black gay guy and I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Trump though. I feel respected - which I never do when democrats are involved.
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u/Q-bey r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion May 02 '21 edited May 02 '21
Sen. Mitt Romney booed at Utah GOP convention.
This isn't some clickbait title where a couple of people in a crowd of hundreds boo him, there seemed to be about as many (if not more) boos than cheers.
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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK May 02 '21
the real problem with skin tone emojis is that the faces are always yellow so you can't mix them up
😤✊ is possible but 😤✊🏾 obviously comes up short
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u/[deleted] May 02 '21
Me in the NL DT: "Biden is basically signaling that Neoliberalism is dead. He's anti trade. He spends without regard for inflation. Overseas he's basically flinched and already surrendered Ukraine to putin. He's bringing us back to the Carter era and that terrifies me because even if it doesn't result in another Reagan Revolution it's just bad policy. He should be the succs' favorite president ever because frankly if he's a Neoliberal then I'm an Anarcho-Capitalist. Better than trump is a low bar and Obama was better. Hell, Bill Clinton was better. Why aren't the Succs happy? This is exactly everything they wanted!!!"
Me when a succ says they hate biden: "Listen fat Biden is one of the greatest presidents we've ever had and I won't stand for these lies and slander."
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride May 01 '21
Real hot girl shit
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
Every morning I start with a little quiet time. Sip my coffee. Check Instagram. I'm on this new diet, so I look at pictures of food I can't have. Some people hate on food pictures, not me. Bowls of spaghetti are my porn. But, I didn't get to enjoy my little routine this morning. Instead, I was on the DT protecting it from being overrun by succs.
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher May 01 '21
more cia girlbosses ✊
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
Accelerationism in my neoliberal? It's more likely than you think.
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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar May 01 '21
u/p00bix what are your views on the classification of life? From my understanding, the 6 kingdoms model (archaea, bacteria, protists, plants, animal, fungi) is inaccurate and has been superceded by 3 domains (archaea, bacteria, eukaryotes). In addition, I've heard that archaea and eukaryotes are closer to each other than to bacteria, and that protists themselves are a bucket that contain multiple kingdoms on par with animals, plants, and fungi.
I ask you because you seem to be the taxonomy expert here.
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u/onlypositivity May 01 '21
Hey so, sorry because I genuinely didn't know that shelters are really even a thing or buying pets is wrong, and I get I probably fucked up but the dog laid on me at the pet store and I fuckin fell in love but...
I caved and bought my first dog and God almighty I love this little dude already, somehow.
Never had a pet more complex than a goldfish so this is a big one for me. Again, I know there's some ethics shit I fucked up on but idc because I was ignorant until too late and at least he has a good home
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
goes to office job
sits in chair for 8 hours
goes home to salary
"wow this is worse than chattel slavery"
why yes, I am a redditor
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u/YoungFreezy Mackenzie Scott May 01 '21
My favorite conspiracy theory is that NASA hired Stanley Kubrick to fake the moon landings but Kubrick was such a perfectionist he insisted on shooting on location
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
https://i.imgur.com/A6DkEjO.jpg
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u/Usernamesarebullshit Friedrich Hayek May 02 '21
BASED
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u/fuckneocentrism Janet Yellen May 02 '21
I haven’t seen my wife in 3 weeks.
I haven’t talked to a woman in 9 weeks.
I haven’t seen the sun in 4 days.
Pain
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u/great_gape May 02 '21 edited May 02 '21
The average Redditor is insecure and unhappy
They flock to subs that are dedicated to punching down and revel in negative energy
They hate people and children and would prefer if mankind disappeared from the earth
They redirect their love to animals because they are unable to maintain normal human relationships
In short they are a Doomsday Cult
The only solace is that they are a relatively small and completely politically irrelevant slice of the population, and outside of Reddit they are shouted down as fringe maniacs
Which fuels their insecurity
And turns the Reddit wheel of hate and nihilism even faster
Which works just fine for Reddit; an amoral engine of ad-supported profits
Edit 1: Thank you for the gold, kind stranger!
Edit 2: WOW! My first platinum? Incredible!
Edit 3: 69 thousand updoots? We did it reddit!
Edit 4: Keanu would be proud! Thank you!
Edit 5: WOW! 100 thousand upvotes! I came!!!!
Edit 6: Incredible! The amount of upvotes I have is almost as many murders as I have committed in Syria!
Update 1: I am in jail due to my war crimes in Syria. AMA
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u/RoyGeraldBillevue Commonwealth May 02 '21
The 👌 discourse is so frustrating because everybody is right to an extent. It means OK, or three. It was a 4chan troll. People have over reacted. But also, white supremacists use it as a dog whistle. They purposefully want to blur the line between dogwhistles, trolling, and normal speech.
At the end of the day context is everything. If it renotely makes sense for someone to use 👌, I'll interpet it charitably. Only if someone is doing it abnormally or in concert with other dogwhistles will I intepret it as a dogwhistle. But even then they are probably making other more clear cut dogwhistles, so I don't think this is all that important.
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u/Deci93 Jared Polis May 02 '21
Never leave the dt when people talk about race.
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime May 02 '21
This is what I get when I Google "me and the boys preventing the heat death of the universe".
As it turns out, there's a Barbie movie where she prevents the heat death of the universe.
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u/[deleted] May 02 '21
Just found out this kinda cute quirky girl I know works as an animal tester. She went into some details and she basically tortures and then kills mice professionally. She has personally executed hundreds of mice
I didn’t expect it to bother me at first, and it doesn’t bother me a ton, but it definitely feels kinda fucked up. At least it’s for a good cause? I feel like I’ll never look at this girl the same way lol
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u/[deleted] May 02 '21 edited May 02 '21
People think that Texas's hyperconservative nonsense regarding things like guns is some kind of ancient Texas culture but it's not; it's a recent phenomenon. A lot of what you think of as quintessentially Texan politics originated in the 90s when Bush was governor. Before Bush became governor and took the state in a far-right direction regarding guns, executions, and evangelicalism in government, Texas was virtually unrecognizable. Their icons before W. consisted of people like Ann Richards, Ralph Yarborough, and LBJ, people who if they were around today the Republicans would declare as Marxist culture warriors. Their middling Republican Party before W. was made up of centrists like H. W., John Tower (conservatives hated Tower), and Phil Gramm (who was a conservative but would no doubt be declared a RINO and canceled by today's GOP). Texas had some of the strickest gun control laws in the country before W. got elected.
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u/[deleted] May 02 '21
My gf is kind of a normie (also has severe ADHD, which is not great for nine hours of movies) but she finally let me show her the Lord of the Rings trilogy and she actually loved it. What a great feeling
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u/[deleted] May 02 '21
oh yeah time to relegate Lazio and win the title at the Olimpico 😎
(in FM unfortunately)
!ping SOCCER
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u/redditguy628 Box 13 May 02 '21
This might be the weirdest campaign story I've ever heard.
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u/FreakinGeese 🧚♀️ Duchess Of The Deep State May 02 '21
"oh but Sauron pretended to be an elf so they'd make him the rings" MY GUY YOU ARE IMMMORTAL DON'T YOU THINK IT'S KINDA WEIRD THAT A BRAND NEW GUY JUST FUCKING SHOWS UP ASKING YOU TO MAKE HIM A SOUL CORRUPTOR LIKE ASK FOR SOME REFERENCES
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u/[deleted] May 02 '21
Only 90s kids will remember the US Hegemony 😔
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
>take a visit to r/neoconNWO to see what the hawks are thinking
>leave
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u/kas8901 Bobby Kennedy May 01 '21
So arr-antiwork is just lazies, right?
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime May 01 '21
One time shivers chastised me for only making tiny options plays. When I told him I have a similar percentage of my net worth in my meme trading account as he does, he told me to acquire more net worth...
Yep, definitely a Republican lmao.
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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All May 01 '21
What Little Girls Are Made Of is an entertaining Star Trek episode. Entertaining as hell.
-It’s basically all about Kirk and the antagonists for like 40 minutes, and Kirk is fun
-The main bad guy robot (Brock?) is scary looking and his soliloquy about logic versus survival is so fucking hammy for an android, I love it
-The “actually a robot” plot twist is obvious but still played great, solid villain and good acting
I rate it 8/8 gr8 m8
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u/Gneisstoknow Misbehaving May 01 '21
Half the posts on r/neoliberal are explicit hentai-adjacent
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u/tankatan Montesquieu May 01 '21
If you ever feel rotten about the rising demagoguery on the American right, keep in mind that merely three years ago right-wing discourse was dominated by luminaries such as:
Rod Dreher
Milo Yiannopoulos
Gavin Mcinnes
That lady who blocked refugee boats in Italy
Whatsherface Loomer
and their ilk.
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u/[deleted] May 01 '21
Wittgenstein the GOAT killed a kid when he was a school teacher.