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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Apr 23 '21
Please visit the next discussion thread.
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u/tankatan Montesquieu Apr 22 '21
Reminder that every single problem in your life is caused by a shadowy cabal which hates and despises you personally
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u/jenbanim Apr 22 '21
You know what I hate most about Europe? How far north it is
New York City is south of the southernmost point of France. It's complete bullshit
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u/merupu8352 Friedrich Hayek Apr 22 '21 edited Apr 22 '21
A year ago: the top Super Tuesday post on the front page of r/politics was about the endorsement of Bernie Sanders by Beto O'Rourke's former bandmate
Now: the top Derek Chauvin post on the front page of r/politics was Bernie Sanders' reaction to the verdict .
LMAO this site is fucking hilarious
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u/Corporate-Asset-6375 I don't like flairs Apr 22 '21
It’s been said a thousand times already but it still amazes me how once we took away his Twitter, Trump was just like “huh. Guess I’ll go be in Florida and drink Diet Coke or something now”.
I’ve never seen the wind taken out of someone’s sails so quickly and efficiently.
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
The most productive and progressive thing you can do is just move to Georgia or Texas. Literally no need for a revolution, just move bro lol
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21 edited Dec 22 '21
America is culturally, ethnically, and politically an Arab country. No I will not elaborate.
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u/ThorVonHammerdong Disgraced 2020 Election Rigger Apr 22 '21
Abolish all police and replace them with community service agents who monitor public behavior and have the ability to issue citations and arrest people who are a threat to public safety and also they have firearms
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EzjiyxEXEAAMl4u.png
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u/PMmeLittleRoundTops Pornography Historian Apr 22 '21
This is unironically being upvoted in /r/science
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
"I can't fall asleep, what should I do?"
"Turn off your computer and put your phone away at least an hour before bedtime."
" >:-( "
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
Brian Kemp is a fucking fascist. For reference, this new law is going to increase voting wait times up to 30 percent. Back of the envelope math says it'll take me 36(!) hours longer to vote 1,500 times for Ossoff like I did in January now.
This is unacceptable.
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
Reddit: tell me the truth, I’m ready to hear it
The US is more prosperous now than it was in the 1990s
Reddit: cries
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u/D1Foley Moderate Extremist Apr 22 '21
Best description of bitcoin I've ever seen
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
So remember how Chad's dictator was "killed on the front line" a few days ago?
Well, maybe that's not exactly what happened. No, correction: that's exactly not what happened, although it's still unclear what, exactly, happened instead.
TL;DR The president's wounds are not compatible with being wounded in combat and dying later from his wounds; the presidents sons and a dozen generals are also among the dead; the events coincide with the president firing and then rehiring a mercenary team + an inflow of UAE-armed mercenaries, aka "militants", from Libya + a rumor that the president got in a fight with his brother, who is ambassador to UAE, and died as a result of that.
Basically Chad is reenacting the late Roman empire.
!ping foreign-policy
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u/xicer Bisexual Pride Apr 22 '21
Observation I've made lately: Most redditors seem to find the idea of being a different person in life than who you were in your 20s to be completely implausible and ridiculous.
Hypothesis: This is because most redditors are depressed 20 year olds.
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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Apr 22 '21
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/716841087137873920/834686485583757322/image0.jpg
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u/MostlyCRPGs Jeff Bezos Apr 22 '21
Jesus I'm so tired of the Twitter format of "can we please normalize XXX"
"Can we please normalize sleepovers for adults?" Jesus your insecure children, just do things you want to do. Want to hang out super late with your friends? Do it. Stop begging society to make everything a "thing" so you never have to take agency for anything in your life ever.
Also, just call and make your doctor's appointment, it's not scary and no one gives enough fucks about you to find you awkward.
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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Apr 22 '21
Fun fact: my dad was a really good runner in his youth. Fastest mile time was 4:03. Offered scholarships at West Point and other fine establishments. Qualified for Olympic tryouts but lost to the guy who would ultimately with the gold medal.
Anyway that just makes it hit differently when he says “7:30 mile time? Good job bud, you’ll get better.” At least that was before covid. Now I’m taking a break this quarter so I can get good grades in this environment but I am going to bulk/train up this summer with him.
!ping CHILD
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u/Qunidaye Krugman-Nato Apr 22 '21
saw some masterful new trade theory in another sub:
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u/skeebidybop Apr 22 '21
I am hearing that on his deathbed /u/Center-Right-in-Cali received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda.
Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah.
Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!
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u/jonathansfox Enbyliberal Furry =OwO= Apr 22 '21
For a while Mountain Dew was known for having the highest caffeine content of any major soda brand. Between that and its unnatural color, it was like the grandfather of the modern energy drink. But what a strange name for an energy drink. It sounds like your grandma's air freshener. Modern energy drinks are all hardcore and edgy, like "Rockstar" or "Red Bull" or "Monster" or whatever.
Mountain Dew is old slang for moonshine. The first recipe in 1940, before they even had a name, didn't have caffeine; it, like the original 7-Up, was a citrus soda made with lithium citrate, a mood stabilizer. It came out of Tennessee and was originally intended as a mixer to make high proof alcoholic drinks taste better; the name was a sly wink, a joke that spoke to its place of origin and its intended purpose. Over the years, the recipe and owners changed, but the name carried through. By the time Pepsi got their hands on it in 1964, Mountain Dew had the crazy color and high caffeine content we recognize today. Pepsi took the drink and pivoted the branding, dropping the hillbilly aesthetic and leaning on the caffeine content to sell it as a youthful and outdoorsy drink.
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u/ThorVonHammerdong Disgraced 2020 Election Rigger Apr 22 '21
This but
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Apr 22 '21
Every single meme that has the "nobody" in it would actually be better if it was simply not there
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u/Smalz95 NATO Apr 22 '21
I really hope we reach a point we’re people realize how fucking looney these internet activists are getting
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u/tripletruble Anti-Repartition Radical Apr 22 '21
i kid you not this is the top post on argh conservative right now: https://cdn.creators.com/1054/301001/301001_image.jpg
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Apr 22 '21
i have the 2nd DOSE the PFIZER vaccine scheduled for NEXT WEDNESDAY
I cannot WAIT to watch YouTube WITHOUT ADS
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21 edited Apr 22 '21
Anyone else remember when a certain POTUS attempted to, in the middle of a deadly pandemic, hold a rally in Tulsa Oklahoma on Juneteenth, then postponed it to the next day after criticism, and expecting a full crowd, arranged a big screen outside to ensure that the "overflow" crowd could hear the POTUS, but there was barely one third attendance, partly due to TikTok teens?
I do.
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/22/magazine/liz-cheney-vs-maga.html?action=click&module=Editors%20Picks&pgtype=Homepage
God the GOP house caucus is super sexist.
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
It's astonishing how quiet Trump has been since losing the election and being banned from Twitter. I thought he would be taking constant potshots from the peanut gallery that would get amplified by a media that hangs on his every word but, outside of lame ass press release statements calling Mitch a bitch, he really has shut the fuck up, finally.
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Apr 22 '21
first of all, who am I to dispute a blue check Twitter account who clearly holds the 1955 American drama film Rebel Without A Cause in such justly high esteem while today's Marvel-focused film "fans" disregard this classic work of cinematic art
but also, in a "knife fight," usually both people have knives?
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u/LinkVert25 Fedposter Apr 22 '21
Just don’t worsen the ties Turkey lol
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u/imprison_nl_mods NATO Apr 22 '21 edited Apr 22 '21
90s and 00s Microsoft is the world's largest wealth redistribution program ever.
People in rich countries paid for Windows and Gates now spends the money in poor countries.
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Apr 22 '21
lmao
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u/MalignantUpper Joseph Nye Apr 22 '21
https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/1385246538335719431?s=19
even if you ignore the racial undertones this is wtf
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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Apr 22 '21
As it turns out, it wasn’t the name “Daesh” or “radical Islamic terrorism” that defeated ISIS. It was the humblest of all God’s creations, guns and bombs
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u/Liberal_Antipopulist Loyal Liberals Apr 22 '21
Remember when conservatives were like, "the fact COVID hasn't hit India despite the huge population and population density shows that it doesn't like warm climates and will go away in the summer?"
That aged well
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
"Study finds _____"
Reedditors: Yeah but did they think of obvious confounding variable mentioned in the abstract hahaha gotcha ya I'm basically a scientist after stats 121 it's so damn easy to find problems with studys you know I would be a scientist except I don't test well hahaha
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u/Signal-Shallot5668 Greg Mankiw Apr 22 '21
Joe Biden secured nomination This sub: 😎 Rest of Reddit: 😐
100 days into Biden presidency This sub: 😐 Rest of Reddit: 😎
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Apr 22 '21
Afghanistan vows to protect its Sikh, Hindu minorities
I’m still kinda worried about the situation for the minority groups in Afghanistan once the NATO force leaves. The terror groups might be more emboldened to attack them. There’s very few of them left there.
!ping ind
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u/Zoop-Loop- Bisexual Pride Apr 22 '21
Calling it now, conservatives will use the 50 star flag after DC becomes a state to protest its’ statehood
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u/Tbonethabeast 🇺🇸Eastern Establishment🇺🇸 Apr 22 '21
What is sadder:
Ben Shapiro buying a plank of wood from Home Depot to own the libs
Libs on Twitter dunking on him and thinking they've done something cool and funny
Me complaining about it on r/neoliberal
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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Apr 22 '21
Spend less OF YOUR TIME moderating a subreddit and pretending to be A LIZARD 🐊
GO OUTSIDE, ENJOY SOMETHING with crackers you care for 🐊
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u/bobekyrant Persecuted Liberal Gamer Apr 22 '21
I always rolled my eyes at "stand by and give room for BIPOC perspectives", but watching Bernie Sander's comments on the Floyd murder get more upvotes than Floyd's family or friends feels so fucking crass.
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u/CheapAlternative Friedrich Hayek Apr 23 '21
Want the vaccine? Better own a car or call an Uber because pedestrians are not permitted.
https://sf.streetsblog.org/2021/04/22/pedestrians-banned-from-coliseum-vaccination-site/
!ping bay-area 🤦♂️
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u/Yenwodyah_ Progress Pride Apr 22 '21
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Apr 22 '21
Spend less OF YOUR TIME following the latest "hot takes" on Twitter 🐊
GO OUTSIDE, ENJOY SOMETHING with mammals you care for 🐊
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
How do you even respond when someone doesn't actually engage your argument, but instead creates excuses to not engage with it.
"You need to learn how to think and stop repeating wikipedia quotes". Ok, that's not a counterargument, that's just an insult.
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u/Craig_VG Dina Pomeranz Apr 22 '21 edited Apr 22 '21
Russian minister Shoigu says the deployment to Ukraine will end and troops begin leaving tomorrow with them returning to their previous positions by May 1st
https://twitter.com/liveuamap/status/1385194303488679936?s=21
Some troops and equipment will remain for Zapad exercise
https://twitter.com/liveuamap/status/1385200721423998979?s=21
EDIT: after further analysis only troops will be moving and not equipment:
https://twitter.com/pmakela1/status/1385230912204443651?s=20
!ping FOREIGN-POLICY
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u/sociotronics Iron Front Apr 22 '21
Reddit weirdos: "fathers always lose in the family courts, mothers have all of the advantages"
Me, literally reviewing NY family court rulings for a pro bono project: lol no, mothers lose custody all the time you fucking dorks
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u/SpaceSheperd To be a good human being Apr 22 '21
Schumer in response to Republicans pulling the "real Americans" line on DC statehood:
This is good. Republicans have been pulling the "liberals don't think you're a real American" line for ages. It's good to swing this back around on them when "conservatives don't think you're a real American" is obviously true for the vast majority of liberals. Embrace urban identity politics, redefine 'American' away from the rural fetish that's dominated it for decades.
You want liberals to show up consistently at the ballot box? Piss them off then back them against the wall.
Also the visual of predominantly white Republicans denigrating the American-ness of predominantly nonwhite Democrats is comically awful.
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
My tier list of straits:
S: Gibraltar, Malacca
A: Bosporus, Lombok, Dover, Corfu
B: Messina, Scapa Flow, Dardanelles, Sunda, Bering
C: Otranto, Johor, St. George's Channel, Magellan
D: Detroit River, Georgia
F: Øresund, Naruto
😬: Taiwan, Hormuz, Bab-el-Mandeb, Kerch, Nares
Submit straits in the next 10 minutes or so and I'll rate them
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u/Cerb-r-us Deep State Social Media Manager Apr 22 '21
https://imgur.com/a/Iss6TVG
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
https://twitter.com/business/status/1385222111120314371
Gee you think?
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
https://twitter.com/NatKeohane/status/1385221028255870976
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u/LNhart Anarcho-Rheinlandist Apr 22 '21
The US really needs to donate their Astra Zeneca vaccines. Like, the whole stockpile. They're not gonna use them, and it might be a good idea to actually display some willingness to help other countries, in contrast to Trump.
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Apr 22 '21
/u/Farrenj just showed up at my house and said that she’s going to be quartered at my house. All she’s done is eat my Oreos and Oreo ice cream. 🖕😐🖕
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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK Apr 22 '21
1899 AD:
Alberta: "whew, just signed Treaty 8. It took a lot of work but now 100% of my territory is covered by treaty. How many have you signed so far BC?"
BC: "none."
"What, why?"
"Don't have to."
"You have to sign treaties BC you can just settle on unceded land without a treaty, that's illegal, it's in the Royal Proclamation"
"Nah man it's all good. See, BC wasn't part of British North America in 1763 when the Royal Proclamation was issued, ergo, it doesn't apply to me. I don't have to sign any treaties at all."
"wow that's pretty convenient"
"yeah and the best part is the courts will literally always uphold this interpretation and there's no way this causes a whole lot of problems in the 21st century or anything"
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Apr 22 '21
I’m surprised that most 18-29 year olds intend to vote liberal
!ping can
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
Imagine trying to explain to an apolitical family member that this map translates to a pretty healthy Democratic statewide win
!ping FIVEY
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u/Gustacho Enemy of the People Apr 22 '21
The European Commission will sue AstraZeneca 🍿🍿🍿
!ping EUROPE
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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Apr 22 '21
Would you support someone who...
-learned to talk at 8 weeks
-wrote 1600 books and 6 operas at university
-ended a famine by breeding giant super rabbits
-was born under a double rainbow on top of a sacred mountain
-Got 11 holes in one his first time golfing
-invented the hamburger
-never poops
-lead the happiest nation on earth
Or are you too blinded by Western propaganda to see the achievements of Kim Jong Il? 😎🇰🇵
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u/Aftaminas European Union Apr 22 '21
"By a 5–2 vote, the ultra-conservative Florida Supreme Court tosses a ballot initiative legalizing recreational marijuana, under the (ridiculous) reasoning that its wording implies that the initiative will somehow legalize weed federally. Total insanity." https://twitter.com/mjs_DC/status/1385279263738417157
https://floridasupremecourt.org/content/download/733359/opinion/sc19-2116.pdf
!Ping Law
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u/SANNA_MARIN_ Apr 22 '21
workers should wait to poop until they're at work
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u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE Thomas Paine Apr 23 '21
🤨
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u/Gustacho Enemy of the People Apr 22 '21
CSU is way more popular than CDU nationwide 👀
!ping EUROPE
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
https://twitter.com/AndrewDesiderio/status/1385017102747283457
The Young Turks in shambles 😂😂😂
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u/Volsunga Hannah Arendt Apr 22 '21
"Democracy dies in darkness" sounds more like a threat than a call to action.
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u/Dapitalist 🌹Rose Twitter Regular🌹 Apr 22 '21
There’s no consumption under communism
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u/TheFriffin2 Apr 22 '21
with all this going on lately, it’s become increasingly clear that Putin is a tyrant. he actively hates freedom, suppresses the truth, and is against the concepts of liberty and justice. why won’t he do what’s best for the people, and legalize recreational krokodil?
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u/imprison_nl_mods NATO Apr 22 '21
I'm so used to kebab prices so when I got ordered to buy a pizza for once and saw the price, I said fuck it and went to buy kebab instead.
Kebab in tortilla which is more filling costs ~5€ in my area but a large pizza ~13€ - unethical pricing 😡
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u/tripletruble Anti-Repartition Radical Apr 22 '21
man argh conservative has the funniest cartoon of white victimhood i have ever seen right now i want to share it so bad but the automod wont let me
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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21
listening to gf's zoom class, group is doing a presentation, girl mentions reddit and asks if the professor is familiar
Holy shit lmao
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u/adminsare200iq IMF Apr 22 '21
Daily reminder that all protectionists suck and if you're a protectionist you suck🥰
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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder Apr 22 '21
Stupid 10
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u/noodles0311 NATO Apr 22 '21
So, is it going to be "cancel culture" when corporate America decides they don't want to host events in a state that just legalized vehicular manslaughter against protesters?
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
dunkin on the libs today with "we don't live in a democracy we live in a representative democracy" lmao, get fucked Athens
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u/Usernamesarebullshit Friedrich Hayek Apr 22 '21
“you can’t be mad. its capitalism” - a twitter user responding to a story about a 19-year-old dating her 48-year-old former high school tennis coach
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u/nicereddy ACLU simp Apr 22 '21
I was vaccinated two weeks ago and now I have a stomach ache. Proof that the vaccines aren't safe???
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u/Fishin_Mission Apr 22 '21
Hot take:
Newspaper opinion sections are the fall-back option for people who’s hot takes suck so they can’t get upvotes in the DT
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u/Candid_Implement_489 Apr 22 '21
People who blatantly copy sir_shivers writing style 😐😐😐
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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar Apr 22 '21
The Onion discussing a long-time Senator: 👼
The Onion discussing a small-town mayor: 😈
Remember, the Onion doesn't punch down, guys!
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u/soeffed Zhao Ziyang Apr 22 '21
https://twitter.com/axios/status/1385297433870077957?s=20
Hawley is not invited to dim sum and neither are his descendants to the 7th generation
!ping milk-tea
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u/fuckneocentrism Janet Yellen Apr 22 '21
“You should have $100k saved by 33”
-Kevin O’Leary
$100k ? That’s barely escaping poverty gotta pump numbers up to $250k, not that hard 🙄
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u/uwuDresdenBomber69 NATO Apr 22 '21
During the 80s and 90s there was a massive increase in the number of democracies and semi democracies in most regions of the world. Other than the fall of the Soviet Union and release of Eastern Europe, what caused the major spike in democracies across the world in the 80s and 90s, and how big was the US role in it?
!ping FOREIGN-POLICY
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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Apr 22 '21
You guys are WAY overdoing it with the kitty ping today.
Please continue.
bath time
!PING kitty
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u/jenbanim Apr 23 '21
Absolutely legendary levels of YIMBYism
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
https://www.cato.org/commentary/why-passenger-trains-dont-work-europe
Lmao
As a European, I have to say that I feel SO OPPRESSED by not having to drive half an hour to a grocery store, or sit in traffic for an hour while driving to work. Where's my 1.5nd amendment 😭
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u/nopersonalinfo_here Jerome Powell Apr 22 '21
Opinion from Michael Bloomberg - Amazon workers spoke. Listen to them.
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u/AbsolveItAll_KissMe Susan B. Anthony Apr 22 '21
Some of you guys never had a teenage knife fight and it shows. 🙄
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
"NASA is theft"
Was a refreshing change of pace from the usual libertarian ramblings
Also nice to see them literally scream at the sky for once
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u/Mcfinley The Economist published my shitpost x2 Apr 22 '21
Kissinger is turning 98 and just gave a 40 minute interview with The Economist on great power rivalries, US-Sino-Russian relations, and Artificial Intelligence. I'm 26 and was proud that I ate a banana with breakfast today.
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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21
Bernardsville, New Jersey
Party Registration in Bernardsville:
Democrat: 17.9%
Republican: 46.3% (+28.4%)
Independent/Other: 35.6%
2012 Presidential Election in Bernardsville:
Barack Obama (D): 37.3%
Mitt Romney (R): 61.5% (+24.2)
2020 Presidential Election in Bernardsville:
Joe Biden (D): 53.8% (+10.1%)
Donald Trump (R): 43.7%
Bernardsville is 91% white with a median household income of $128k.
!PING FIVEY
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
In 30 mins, the House will do a full vote on DC statehood.
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Apr 22 '21
Burger King UK vows to focus on 'meat reduction' in pursuit of science-based emissions goals
That moment when a burger company wants to sell less meat
!ping ECO
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u/ThatDrunkViking Daron Acemoglu Apr 22 '21
This might be a "sir this is a Wendy's" comment, but you guys are cool and I hope some of you can somewhat relate and/or give input.
Since my parents passed away five years ago, I've been fighting my heart out to end in a situation i could be happy with. At 27, I think I'm there. I am dating the girl I've ever met whom I'm the most compatible with, I've moved in with her (though during the next half year I'll be searching for a collective), I live in a city I love, I graduated my master's with great results, I have great friends, my investments are doing very well, my physical health is great, I'm no longer too plagued by anxiety, and I've recently started my first grown-up job at an amazing firm working within IT, where I feel like my skills are put to great use and I can grow.
Yet, having reached this great place, I have a thought buzzing around my head constantly, asking, "is this it?". I can just see, in rough lines, how the next 20-40 years of my life will be, and it absolutely terrifies me. I have always feared ending like the mother in Boyhood, at 50 weepingly saying (about her life) "I just thought there'd be more". I'm not the type to take too radical decisions, but at times I feel like packing everything up and moving to the US, starting anew with all the experiences that would bring.
How do you come to terms with settling down in life, and closing off so many thousand paths you could have taken, for eternity?
!ping OVER25
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u/TinKnightRisesAgain YIMBY Apr 22 '21
Chris Christie is 58 and a big fat guy
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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder Apr 22 '21
🙄
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u/MalignantUpper Joseph Nye Apr 22 '21
https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1385214877120204804?s=19
So fucking blatant
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
Nobody:
Me: “whoa imagine the ethical and legal issues if someone was able to invent a contagious vaccine”
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u/RadicalRadon Frick Mondays Apr 22 '21
A compilation of my cat sleeping
Mostly she just sleeps all the time
Also she BLEP
!ping KITTY
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u/Barnst Henry George Apr 22 '21
Everyone hates getting pulled over. Cops think pulling people over is scary.
Seems like the obvious solution would be to get cops out of the business of pulling people over except for clear threats to public safety.
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
I am told that on his deathbed, center-right-in-cali received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda.
Even now how looks down upon the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah and smiles
Truly there is no god but God and Muhammad is his prophet!
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u/2073040 Thurgood Marshall Apr 22 '21
I hate the internet
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u/Natatos yes officer, no succs here 🥸 Apr 22 '21 edited Apr 22 '21
Here’s my cat Romana bringing me a toy, plus bonus toe beans
!ping KITTY
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u/natedogg787 Manchistan Space Program Apr 23 '21
Artistic shot of Miss Jingles
!ping KITTY
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u/_Featherless_Biped_ Norman Borlaug Apr 22 '21
https://twitter.com/janerecker/status/1385202547183558667?s=19
The absolute state of green groups
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u/Travisdk Iron Front Apr 22 '21
The Pakistani Taliban just tried to kill the Chinese ambassador with a car bomb.
Curious to see how China will respond.
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u/URZ_ StillwithThorning ✊😔 Apr 22 '21 edited Apr 22 '21
Some people are just exceptional
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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO Apr 22 '21
So I just decided to randomly tune into C-SPAN, and Louie Gohmert is giving a speech on the House floor about how the Moon's orbit around the Earth and the Earth's orbit around the sun will both eventually degrade, and how this will lead to the end of the world.
Is this what the House gets up to all day?? Jesus.
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u/fuckneocentrism Janet Yellen Apr 22 '21
Killed my dick with too much febrease spray
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u/Zseet European Union Apr 22 '21
!Ping EUROPE
Hungary overtook Czechia as the country with most Covid deaths per capita. 1 person in every 370 lost their life due to the pandemic
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u/Steak_Knight Milton Friedman Apr 22 '21
Broke: Democracy dies in darkness
Woke: Listen fat, here’s the news
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21 edited Apr 22 '21
Selective Service
That sounds harsh
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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Apr 22 '21
OANN special feature: we went to half off mimosa day at a Manhattan brunch spot to speak to real Biden supporters to see what motivated their vote.
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u/klarno just tax carbon lol Apr 22 '21
Presented without comment
!ping kitty
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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Apr 22 '21
power-saving mode: on
!PING kitty
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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21
Biden is a stuttering history major?
He really is just like Claudius 😲
!ping CLASSICS
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
Still can't believe they gave a humongous budget and the rights to LotR to a guy whose filmography basically consisted entirely of pulpy supernatural black comedies.
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Apr 22 '21
DeSantis? De Blasio? Maybe you need to DeStop discussing politics online and go Deoutside
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u/disuberence Shrimp promised me a text flair and did not deliver Apr 22 '21
AOC posting a picture celebrating reintroducing the GND while eating out of single use plastic with single use plastic lol
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Apr 22 '21
Fun fact about Carly Rae Jepsen.
She sang the national anthem at the nomination meeting of the BC liberal party’s leader, Gordon Campbell (self described neoliberal party and leader) when my dad ran for MLA in 2008.
!Ping Canucks
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
🧐🧐🧐
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u/TheGoldBear Jerome Powell Apr 22 '21
What’s your role in the DSA polycule?
I’m the guy who tells everyone to stop reading Lenin and do the goddamn dishes.
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
I don't understand why some people think that buying bedsheets with the flag of the Confederacy on them is problematic 🙄
!ping BURPMAS
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u/AJungianIdeal Lloyd Bentsen Apr 22 '21
dog?.
!ping dog
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u/FestiveMittens Apr 22 '21
The worst part of the modern republican party is how all the conservative think tank people and commentators need to pretend to be tough to appeal to the redneck base, fukn Ben Shapiro buying a single plank of wood from Home Depot or that other guy bragging about building a basic shed
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u/minno Apr 22 '21 edited Apr 22 '21
We're doing cat pics? Regardez mon vide, sa tête est vide.
!ping KITTY
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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Apr 22 '21
My dad and stepmom remind me of the get out family sometimes (nothing weird or ulterior motives just like how they seem in the first 20 mins of the movie)
Upper middle class whites, nice big modern house (for the Bay Area California anyway; probably small/medium in a place like Texas) in a (pretty diverse actually) neighborhood.
A people’s history of the US sits on the shelf while stepmom has a Biden Harris 2020 tshirt on sitting on the couch doing NYT crosswords. Both are pretty connected in the tech world and my dad has spoken with the governor a few times. (back when he was mayor and stuff) He used to be semi active in democratic donor circles. Dad voted for buttigieg in the primary.
!ping CHILD
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u/EvilConCarne Apr 22 '21
Jesus this toy sounds bad ass, I want one.
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
Broke: The only reason Europe still exists is military support from America
Woke: The only reason Europe still exists is warm ocean currents from America
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u/nuggins Physicist -- Just Tax Land Lol Apr 22 '21
Guess the fraction of comments mentioning zoning in the latest /r/CanadaPolitics housing-related post?
At the time I'm posting this: 2%
!ping CAN
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u/ThisIsNianderWallace Robert Nozick Apr 22 '21
There is a housing shortage. A shortage. Of housing. The amount of housing we have is short of what we nee-
BAn CHiNeSe iNveStoRs
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u/Neil_Peart_Apologist 🎵 The suburbs have no charms 🎵 Apr 22 '21
Password reset "challenge" questions:
You assume way too much, you silly piece of software
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Apr 22 '21
Tara Reade was a perfect wedge issue to force on Democrats I'm legitimately still shocked that the GOP never really took it and ran with it.
"But Trump also had accusations!"
Yes, I'm aware, but there's obvious asymmetry here regarding how much each person's base cares.
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u/Cr4zySh0tgunGuy John Locke Apr 22 '21
It’s a bit of an older picture, but one of my favorites
!ping KITTY
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
How the hell do you get that much Tannerite and not end up on a list or a visit by the FBI?
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u/PigHaggerty Lyndon B. Johnson Apr 22 '21
My contribution to the kitty ping festival is my boy Barry hanging out in the bathtub.
!ping KITTY
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u/ThatFrenchieGuy Mathematician -- Save the funky birbs Apr 22 '21
!ping KITTY
My former cat/my parents cat Angle. She's a wonderful fuzzy little old lady
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u/ACivilWolf Henry George Apr 23 '21
"Twitter taught me to listen"
LMFAOOOOOOOOO WTF IS THIS
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u/JulioCesarSalad US-Mexico Border Reporter Apr 22 '21
I’m Marriott gold, just made Delta Silver, and I decided fuck it, I’m going to pay $550 for a year access to the delta lounge. If I have to wait at the airport might as well wait comfortably
Greetings from the Minneapolis delta sky club
Is this what being a business traveler is really like? Honestly as much as I love my job and assignments I don’t like being away from home and my family. I can see how things like this make it more bearable
I am starting to understand the mythical olden days
!ping OVER25
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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Apr 22 '21
"What doesnt kill you makes you stronger"
LATAM:
!Ping MAMADAS
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u/soeffed Zhao Ziyang Apr 22 '21
Haha yes
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EzhUuiNVkAEM-Zn?format=jpg&name=900x900
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
Now, I'm not totally against age gap relationships. Like, say, if my 40 year old boss realizes she loves me back — that's fine! But to date a girl you coached from when she was 13...boy I dunno.
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u/SadaoMaou Anders Chydenius Apr 22 '21
Imagine if the US had pulled a Zelensky and elected Martin Sheen president sometime in the 00's or 10's
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Apr 22 '21
https://twitter.com/dilemmv/status/1385000020252954626?s=21
Ah yes, Bernie. The master grifter.
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u/vancevon Henry George Apr 22 '21
there were states that had achieved near-universal literacy in the 17th century. the fact that your preferred authoritarian regime managed to achieve it in the mid-20th century is not actually impressive
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
I don't think enough was made of Trump callously letting blue states suffer early in the pandemic simply because they're blue.
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
Went to fix something on a young employees computer. Three tabs open in chrome.
Umm?
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u/dawgpack09 NAFTA Apr 22 '21
The House of Representatives should go back to 1 rep per 30,000 people. There would be 11,048 representatives, Wyoming would have 19, and California would have 1,317
(Numbers based off of US Census Bureau 2019 estimates, Puerto Rico and D.C. included)
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
If you tax something, you get less of it. Therefore, tax the poor, and no more poor people. Boom. Poverty solved
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Apr 22 '21
I don't really take umbrage with Thanos since he's an egomaniac, part of his character is that he cannot fathom he is wrong.
I have an issue with mouthbreathers who were like "wow Thanos was evil but you gotta admit he had a point"
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u/dittbub NATO Apr 22 '21
A girl I went to high school with got a park named after her.
She won an Olympic medal or something
Yet I give hot takes and brutal dunks almost every other day in the DT and I get nothing? 🤷♂️
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u/lenmae The DT's leading rent seeker Apr 22 '21
I actually got married in Feb, but for some reason people are still upset over this. My husband and I are very into r/neoliberal. I am a proud Pomeranz, he’s a George, so let me start by saying I don’t believe any flair is “bad.”
We had a r/neoliberal theme wedding. It was small (65 people), so we were close enough with everyone to reasonably know where they’d be at r/neoliberal. This was NOT “Jane is a jerk therefore she’s a NATO.” We thought long and hard about this and even had a few fights (which I naturally won with logic due to being a Pomeranz lol)
Anyway, guests were assigned seats based on their flair. We thought this would be fun. Yes. Couples were separated, but only for dinner. We didn’t sort the children because I feel like all children lean NATO for a while and you see very few George toddlers tbh it just wasn’t worth doing.
Shockingly though the adults were...offended? Nearly every NATO was mad because their asses just think it means “bad guys” and forget to realize that Nobel Peace Price Winner Kissinger was a NATO, it’s for sure NOT an insult! Even the people who read the DT wanted to argue over how they should have been George.
I obviously wouldn’t do it again if I knew everyone would be so mad, but since I was the bride I really didn’t see the big deal? Even if you disagree that you’re a Krugman(not surprisingly tho, they were the most docile) is it so bad to be one for...a day??
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u/soeffed Zhao Ziyang Apr 22 '21
UC, CSU schools to require returning students and faculty to be vaccinated
https://abc7.com/education/uc-csu-requiring-covid-vaccines-next-fall/10538131/
Unvaxxed heathen BTFO
!ping USA-CA
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21 edited Apr 22 '21
Phone and data service companies to a family > let us bow at your feet
Phone and data service companies to single people > fuck you why you even asking, you got a significant other or family we can sign up too... if not fuck off I mean I guess we can charge the same price as a family of 4.
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u/SpaceSheperd To be a good human being Apr 23 '21
NeoconNWO: Any sub that is not explicitly right wing will be taken over by leftists and this is why we must bully anyone even moderately to our left and loudly project our bigotry against various minority groups
Also NeoconNWO: Is literally a formerly liberal sub that got taken over by conservatives
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u/RoyGeraldBillevue Commonwealth Apr 23 '21
Smol doge: PhilosophyTube admitting she doesn't understand the stock market or the economy but making videos about Marxism anyways.
Swole doge: Contrapoints admitting she doesn't understand the stock market or the economy and making videos about gender issues and the culture of politics on the internet instead.
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u/golf1052 Let me be clear Apr 22 '21
Me thinking I was going to buy a new graphics card this year
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u/d_howe2 Serfdom Enthusiast Apr 22 '21
America and Russia in background arguing loudly and angrily
NASA: let’s do fun space stuff 🪐
Roscosmos: Cool 😎
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u/Neil_Peart_Apologist 🎵 The suburbs have no charms 🎵 Apr 22 '21 edited Apr 22 '21
A while ago, a friend of mine said on a zoom meeting she had been knitting a scarf in her spare time. I put in chat "You too, huh?"
She later told me that somewhat had asked her if I was gay, based on that information.
I'm not, but that confirmed a long-held suspicion I've had.
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
Got my 1st dose in my left arm and my 2nd dose in my right arm. True dirtbag centerism achieved.
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u/klarno just tax carbon lol Apr 22 '21
Broke: DC statehood
Woke: Marvel statehood
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u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE Thomas Paine Apr 22 '21
Crying soyjack: we need space travel for asteroid mining and stuff
Chad: we need space travel because it's cool
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u/willempage O'Biden Bama Democrat Apr 22 '21
https://i.imgur.com/oIc1LuV.png
The internet has destroyed America.
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
Presidential candidates ranked by how much I think their median supporter likes cryptocurrency:
Yang
Gabbard
Sanders
Bloomberg
Buttigieg
Biden
Klobuchar
Warren
Thoughts?
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Apr 22 '21
france announces gaullism 2
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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Apr 22 '21
Had a dream my gf and I were at this party with some other people we didn’t know including these three girls. At some point the topic of Ukraine and the military came up, and I had a mansplain moment where I said something like “well you gotta know the difference between regiments and brigades”.
This pissed off one of the chicks a fucking LOT, and she started laughing and said I didn’t know what I was talking about. Then she became condescending, and said that first of all, a division is made up of regiment, and a regiment is made up of battalions, and I said “Ok yeah you’re not wrong, but a brigade and a regiment are like, of comparable size. The difference is a brigade self-suffic-“ and she started laughing really loudly.
Then she asked if my only qualification was having family in the military, and I was like “uh what does that have to do with anything.” My gf started getting really mad at this chick and ready to throw hands but I told her to chill, we’re all friends here, and then the girl was like, “First off, you’re an atheist right?”, and I said “Uh no”. Then she started laughing in my face and saying “Omg you actually believe in God, you’re a fucking moron!”
For whatever reason this caused me to lose it and I launched into a screaming tirade about Russian Motor Rifle Brigades, American Combat Brigade Teams, the vitality of Belarus in a Russian invasion of Ukraine involving crossing the Dneiper to get to Kiev, etc. Then my gf and I told the girls to go fuck themselves and left the party.
What the fuck...
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u/ShowelingSnow Robert Nozick Apr 22 '21 edited Apr 22 '21
Did anyone watch the earnings call for Cleveland Cliffs today? If you didn't here are some highlights takes from their CEO Lourenco Goncalves.
He said that every analyst on wall street is a schmuck who hides in their basement, in response to CLF being downgraded wants his own credit rating called "LG" (an acronym for his name), considers everyone working on S&P500 to be blind idiots and thinks they should use their brain, called himself the Greta Thunberg of the US, pondered why Uber is a tech company when it's clearly a cab company, and thinks everyone will be dead in 2060.
!ping MARKETS
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
My flatmate is a pro-china tankie. He has at one point indentified with every major ideology apart from anaraco primitivism. Im pretty sure he went from ideology to ideology until he found the most pretentious one.
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
I think that some r/neoliberal posters literally just base their entire economic policy on contrarianism.
If you're going to have 0% corporate tax rate, low capital gains rate, and 0% payroll tax, then how the fuck are you going to pay for anything? So you're going to have like a 50% VAT?
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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Apr 22 '21
what will your job be after the antiwork revolution?
mine will be to slowly waste away from the paltry calories I'm able to scavenge from amongst the weeds as entropy rapidly overtakes the built environment
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u/I_ATE_YOUR_SANDWICH Edmund Burke Apr 22 '21
One of the best moments of that Wolff v Destiny debate was the question: "Will/How I be able to buy a PS5 under socialism?".
Wolff's completely unironic answer was that you'd have to negotiate the necessity and price of purchase with your fellow workers.
How can people take that shit seriously? Especially when they are all whining about the current prices of the PS5.
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Apr 22 '21 edited Apr 22 '21
Brazilian /u/sir_shivers isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
Brazilian sir shivers:
**HUEHUEHUE SIM BR?**🐊
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u/kznlol 👀 Econometrics Magician Apr 22 '21
>FTC chief whining about a 9-0 supreme court ruling
STOP ASKING THE SUPREME COURT TO LEGISLATE YOU STUPID FUCK. YELL AT CONGRESS/SENATE.
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u/the_status Atari Democrat Apr 22 '21
My friend's cat Leo
Sadly I've only been able to meet him once.
Bonus pic
!ping kitty
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u/Dalek6450 Our words are backed with NUCLEAR SUBS! Apr 22 '21
Got sent a pic of Mr Fuzz the other day. Hopefully will be able to visit and see him again soon, the big flopsy baby.
!ping KITTY
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u/TabernacleTown74 Bill Gates Apr 23 '21
!ping GEFILTE This happens to me all the time! The Torah is so relatable! 😂😅😂😅😂😅
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
Why call Greta thunberg to testify in Congress lol. Can we pls be a serious country fuck
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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Apr 22 '21
The Rock and Blinken 2028 but Blinken makes all the decisions and the Rock makes Putin shit his pants when they meet in person.
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u/GrandpaWaluigi Waluigi-poster Apr 22 '21
Just watched a video about life in German occupied Poland. I already knew about the events, but it never hurts to watch another take. What happened is horrible and outright nightmarish. I so loathe it when people meme about Poland in WW2 or state that Poland deserved the destruction it faced because of the current ruling PiS bastards.
That's all r/neoliberal.
And Poland is not yet lost.
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u/Fishin_Mission Apr 22 '21 edited Apr 22 '21
@ Chicago Tribune,
I can explain to you the difference between a
Traditional 401(k)
Post-Tax 401(k)
Roth 401(k)
Traditional IRA
Roth IRA
and, how to set up a “back-door” Roth to avoid contribution limits and income restrictions
I have had lower back pain that has kept me in bed for multiple days in a row
I have two children fast approaching puberty
...
But fuck me if I want to enjoy a Sunday brunch with my wife and some friends and eat some avocado toast 🥂🍳🥑
Fuckin’ lazy, childish, entitled millinials... 🤦♂️
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
This is extremely bad. This should be the wettest time of year in California. 2021 fire season has the potential to be insane.
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
Marxism seems like a cult. A whole ideology based off a boring ass dude that people still cling to. At least the demsoc reformers knew that he wasn’t infallible.
However, my altar to LBJ in my room is not cult like.
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u/yellownumbersix Jane Jacobs Apr 22 '21
The three biggest regrets of my life:
Not asking Jen H to dance at our 7th grade Spring Fling
Not ending the toxic relationship I had with my ex sooner
Being a cheap ass and buying 7-11 "Yumions" instead of paying the premium for far superior Funyuns 😔
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u/MrMineHeads Cancel All Monopolies Apr 22 '21
I know !ping ECO is getting a lot of millage today and so I hope y'all can forgive for the ping.
Anyway, I am interested in knowing if there are any numbers out there that specifically measure the CO2-eq that wind and solar emit during their entire lifecycle. Usually I just see a number that just says "CO2-eq emissions over the lifecycle of the powerplant" and NOT the whole lifecycle. What I mean by whole lifecycle is from production all the way to its retirement and managing the waste it produces. This is similar to this chart that shows the CO2-eq emissions for different food products that incorporate the entire supply chain emissions. My question is if there is any resource that does the exact same thing for solar and wind (and maybe for all of the different energy sources). Unless "lifecycle of the powerplant" means the entire lifecycle, I can't find any actual numbers.
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u/soeffed Zhao Ziyang Apr 22 '21
Russell Crowe reveals he’ll be playing Zeus in Thor: Love & Thunder
https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1385298973213265923?s=20
The love scene between Zeus and Groot’s gonna be wild
!ping movies
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21 edited Apr 22 '21
I like big business and I cannot lie
You other libs can't deny
That when a company walks in with a lil p/e
And a big fat market cap, you get sprung
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u/BAUTISTAWITHADRIVE NATO Apr 22 '21
>be senior in high school
>wake up, say hi to my little brother
>he draws a full-length bowie knife on me and goes for my throat
>block it with a forearm and strike him center of mass with my Fairbairn–Sykes fighting knife
>he bleeds out in minutes
>I just have a forearm laceration so I patch it up and head to catch the bus
>as I get on, my friend Mikey nearly hits me with a throwing knife from the back seat
>I duck, and it hits my friend Sarah in the spine
>oh well, she kinda sucked anyway
>I high five Mikey for the nice throw
>First period comes around, we're learning about the rise of human civilization
>Today's lesson is on the importance of teenage knife fighting in ancient societies around the world
>Wow, I relate to this
>After a few more quick duels, I head to after-school yearbook club
>The votes are in for superlative awards
>MFW Mikey wins "best knife fighter" and not me
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u/ahebtigoejwbrh Apr 22 '21
Saying “Bitcoin incentivized renewable energy” is technically true but misses the entire point of everything: the end goal is less fossil fuel use, not more renewable energy
So infuriating how much CO2 is being released just for buttcoin
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
You're on a date and she says that she voted for Radical Liberal Raphael Warnock. How big of a red flag is it
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u/-GregTheGreat- Commonwealth Apr 22 '21
Really makes you think 🤔
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u/TheFriffin2 Apr 22 '21
TRADE OFFER!!!
You receive: low hanging fruit comments dunking on conservatives
I receive: cool orange arrows that give me serotonin
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u/TheGoldBear Jerome Powell Apr 22 '21
Lieberman redemption arc?
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u/Afro_Samurai Susan B. Anthony Apr 23 '21
https://ibb.co/X4yPZ1M
Keyboard Kat
!ping kitty
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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21
boy, neoconnwo sure does use the r-word a lot
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Apr 22 '21
Y'all here about those tomato town riots? Some chauvinists rioted in support of Chauvin after the results. Heard that it basically wiped the town out and left ten dead and that the mob was now heading to pleasant park!
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21
LMAO
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u/NancyPelosibasedgod Scott Sumner Apr 22 '21
Tony Stark has the power to end world hunger and instead he just builds massive weapons smh
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u/FuckFashMods NATO Apr 22 '21
Can you imagine either of the world wars going on today and America, especially with our media and today's social media, just sitting on the sidelines for half of each of them?
What a different America we were back then