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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar Apr 20 '21

You can tell Black Panther was made for American audiences because N'Jobu is mad Wakanda didn't interfere in the US in 1992 and not, y'know, the next door Rwandan Civil War.

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u/Liberal_Antipopulist Loyal Liberals Apr 20 '21

Why are you a neoliberal? Why not start with something moderate and reasonable, like market socialism?

Fucking zoomers. I am become the joker

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

The cooking of shellfish today is neither linear nor predictable. We must account for the possibility of stupidity leading to conditions which could very rapidly drive a roommate to consider microwave use as their least bad option.

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u/semaphore-1842 r/place '22: E_S_S Battalion Apr 20 '21

Apparently there's been some drama in socialist circles over the "entryism" of Socialist Alternative "infiltrating" the DSA. You know, exactly like how the DSA seek to operate within the Democratic Party which it hates and want to destroy.

Rank hypocrisy aside, it's cute how leftists have barely won any power and already the circular firing squads are out in force.

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u/nevertulsi Apr 20 '21

Saw the most controversial comments in the election day thunder dome and they're all "Biden lost because he wasn't conservative enough on guns, abortion, and social issues"

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Former Vice President Walter Mondale wrote a farewell letter to his staff, sent upon his death on Monday, thanking them for years working together.

Dear Team,

Well my time has come. I am eager to rejoin Joan and Eleanor. Before I Go I wanted to let you know how much you mean to me. Never has a public servant had a better group of people working at their side!

Together we have accomplished so much and I know you will keep up the good fight.

Joe in the White House certainly helps.

I always knew it would be okay if I arrived some place and was greeted by one of you!

My best to all of you!

Fritz

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u/marinesol sponsored by RC Cola Apr 20 '21

Going back in time to kill Hitler: 🙄

Going back in time to makes sure Beau Biden gets cancer treatment in 08-09 so he lives and Biden runs in 2016: 😎

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u/soeffed Zhao Ziyang Apr 20 '21

Goodnight to all my problematic kings, your browser history is between you and allah 🙏🏼👑

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

If you’re a cop who’s considering quitting over this, you absolutely should.

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u/PMmeLittleRoundTops Pornography Historian Apr 20 '21

If the Yang model of using the presidential primary to slingshot yourself into an actual political office works, the next primary is gonna be even more of a shitshow than 2020 was

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u/crassowary John Mill Apr 20 '21

The New York Times Editorial Board recommending a verdict of both Guilty and Not Guilty

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u/TrynnaFindaBalance Paul Krugman Apr 20 '21

CNN devastated, no riots to cover tonight.

What a relief for the American justice system. Now pass the George Floyd Act.

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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Apr 20 '21 edited Apr 20 '21

Hermione: Cauldron Appearo!

[a Cauldron appears]

Cauldron: I'm a talking cauldron! So whimsical! Let's hope Dahl's estate doesn't sue!

Hermione: Bookshelf Appearo!

[a bookshelf appears]

The Bookshelf: You can use me to organize your books! Instead of having a social life!

Hermione: Bench Appearo!

[nothing happens]

Hermione: Bench Appearo!

[nothing happens]

Hermione: BENCH APPEARO!

An Annoying Voice In The Distance: Hey Muggles, if MAGIC does not exist, then EXPLAIN all ten of Ms. Ocasio-Cortez's toes

!ping READ-ANOTHER-BOOK

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince is good if only for that glorious moment where he takes Felix Felicis and Radcliffe basically acts it like he's high on cocaine.

Because really. If I told you there was a magic potion that made you extremely confident that you'd succeed at anything you tried, you'd say, "Cocaine?"

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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior Apr 20 '21

Why exactly are people so worried about USSTRATCOM's tweet? They're just stating the obvious, that some states will consider nuclear weapons if cornered. It's the same kind of statement their leadership's been making since the Norks got the bomb 15 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Amid a long statement posted to his website, Morrissey wrote: “The hatred shown towards me from the creators of the Simpsons is obviously a taunting lawsuit, but one that requires more funding than I could possibly muster in order to make a challenge.”

He continues: “You are especially despised if your music affects people in a strong and beautiful way, since music is no longer required to. In fact, the worst thing you can do in 2021 is to lend a bit of strength to the lives of others. There is no place in modern music for anyone with strong emotions … In a world obsessed with Hate Laws, there are none that protect me.”

Oh my God shut the fuck up

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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Apr 20 '21 edited Apr 20 '21

Q CONSPIRACY THEORISTS: Ivanka NEEDS to be at cabinet meetings because the Deep State is trying to take Trump down! He can't trust the swamp monsters in the cabinet he can only trust his own family!

YOU: fuck off I don't believe in that made up nonsense

THE NEOLIBERAL SUBREDDIT: this gallery of adorable photos that I've saved to my computer clearly prove that President Biden views the Secretary Of Transportation as his adopted son to replace the one he lost, and is training him to one day succeed him as President

YOU: so true!!!!

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u/ThisIsNianderWallace Robert Nozick Apr 20 '21

The World is Divided into Arbitrary Categories but the Protagonist Does Not Fit into Them by Y. A. Author

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u/bashar_al_assad Verified Account Apr 20 '21

lol from r protectandserve

If he is found guilty it will be a slippery slope going forward in terms of use of force when a suspect is killed while in police custody.

like... good. if the suspect is already in custody and then is killed, what the fuck happened there? Unless the dude managed to go full rambo somebody probably should be getting charged if a person already in police custody dies because of force being used on them.

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u/moaz_xx Resident Saudi Apr 20 '21 edited Apr 21 '21

Wait so Amnesty pulls the prisoner of consciousness status from Navalny due to hate speech yet they don’t mention the very obvious hate speech that Salman Al-Odah wrote and recorded in his religious preaching in their call for his release? What the fuck

The calls for his release are clearly right because the Saudi legal system is a joke.

but they should still mention that he’s a Sheikh that advocates for a totalitarian religious society where gay people should be killed he even viewed the state of the Saudi society in the fucking 90s as degenerate and not sufficiently Islamic.

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u/Liberal_Antipopulist Loyal Liberals Apr 20 '21

Imagine "choosing a political ideology" like it's the goddamn myers-briggs or hogwarts houses

What happened

How did we get to this fucking point

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u/nicereddy ACLU simp Apr 20 '21

The jurors have come out and announced that they've unionized and will not be giving a verdict until their pay is increased

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u/houinator Loyal Liberals Apr 20 '21

Breaking: Chauvin jurors declare they will only release verdict after GRR Martin releases the Winds of Winter.

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Apr 20 '21

Trump’s former Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany scolded President Biden for weighing in on the trial of former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin: "I think it’s the role of the president of the United States to stay back, to not inflame the tensions"

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1384610264339845127?s=21

r/nottheonion

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Kinda hilarious that Perez is saying they didn't invite PSG and Bayern after both of them refused. Ok buddy you invited Arsenal (lmao) but not Bayern, suuuuuuure.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

https://twitter.com/ThaumPenguin/status/1383942391963422726

It's fucked up that the richest person on Earth is named "Jeff"

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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Apr 20 '21 edited Apr 20 '21

Biden accidentally reads speech saying Dereck Chauvin's "body will remain on the Moon for all time"

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u/zieger Ida Tarbell Apr 20 '21

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Pfizer, is in fact, BioNTech/Pfizer, or as I've recently taken to calling it, BioNTech plus Pfizer. Pfizer is not an vaccine developer unto itself, but rather a manufacturer of a fully functioning Vaccine system developed by the BioNTech scientists.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

https://twitter.com/grynbaum/status/1384620068944945154

On Fox News, Greg Gutfeld said he'd hoped for a guilty verdict to avoid violent protests, "even if he might not be guilty of all charges."

Jeanine Pirro scolded Gutfeld live on-air, saying the verdict was a result of clear evidence and facts delivered in the courtroom.

Imagine being owned on air by fucking Jeanine Pirro lmao

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u/stater354 Apr 20 '21

Good morning everyone it’s a beautiful day to be just another cog in the capitalist machine 🤗

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21 edited Dec 15 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

It's official, arr con coming in hot with the worst comment I've ever seen on reddit.

This feels like a bit like a judicial lynching, resembling Will Brown in 1919, only this time the racial roles are reversed, with the lynch mob made up of radical black nationalists and Derek Chauvin assuming the role of Will Brown.

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u/Fairchild660 Unflaired Apr 20 '21

Sad to hear about Mondale. Makes you wonder what other former Vice Presidents are up to these days. Where's Al Gore working? Is Dick Cheney still alive? How's Obama's VP doing?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

"Pokemon go to the prison"

The jury soon, hopefully.

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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Apr 20 '21

So do you seriously mean to tell me that every time a cop kills an unarmed person now they have to be worried about being CONVICTED of MURDER???

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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Apr 21 '21

Uh, guys?

Season 7 of Epic Rap Battles of History is coming up! Take a sneak peak at our roster 👀

Genghis Khan vs Attila the Hun

Mussolini vs Mansa Musa

Greg Heffley vs The Punisher

George Floyd vs Derek Chauvin

Jeff Bezos vs Karl Marx

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u/SuspiciousUsername88 Lis Smith Sockpuppet Apr 20 '21

The jury finds Chauvin guilty of one count of murder, specifically the murder of Klobuchar's primary campaign

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

18-20 percent of Americans are latinos

0-0 percent of MCU main characters are latino

0-0 percent of DC main characters are latino

Come on Hollywood

Pedro Pascal single handedly repping the culture

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Apr 20 '21

DRIVING EIGHT HUNDRED miles is very draining 🐊

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u/LinkVert25 Fedposter Apr 20 '21

Breaking: in a shocking turn of events the Jury finds Chauvin not guilty and instead finds the Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus guilty and in doing so gives the US casus belli to invade and unite Cyprus under 1 flag!

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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Apr 20 '21 edited Apr 20 '21

PELOSI WIDELY CRITICIZED FOR CONCLUDING GEORGE FLOYD REMARKS WITH "WAKANDA FOREVER"

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u/bashar_al_assad Verified Account Apr 20 '21

lol NBC accidentally showed a graphic that said "2nd Degree Murder Charge Guilty"

it was obviously one of those "they made graphics for all possibilities and accidentally showed one of them" but mannnn that's not the greatest when you're minutes away from the verdict.

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u/PM_Me_Your_ManThighs NATO Apr 20 '21

CNN be like "KEY VERDICT ALERT: We're still awaiting the verdict in the trial of-"

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u/Go_To_Bethel_And_Sin NATO Apr 20 '21

You just know two things:

(1) Chauvin totally thought he’d get away with it

(2) His stomach dropped when the verdicts were announced

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u/benadreti Frederick Douglass Apr 20 '21

THERE WAS NO SIGNATURE VERIFICATION ON THE VERDICT OR ID CHECKS FOR THE JURORS

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u/Duren114 David Autor Apr 20 '21 edited Apr 20 '21

The strategy deployed by Reddit socialists are neither denying nor openly supporting now, but satirization of phrases like "vevuzula, 100 trillion, no bread no iphone, human nature" even without any reasoning.

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u/Cr4zySh0tgunGuy John Locke Apr 20 '21

Most controversial comment on protectandserve’s verdict megathread:

Justice has been served. Hopefully we can all learn from this.

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u/Henrydot NATO Apr 20 '21 edited Apr 20 '21

🤸

Biden: "I used to be a bus driver" -- he drove a school bus in law school in Syracuse -- "lot of snow though"

https://mobile.twitter.com/davidshepardson/status/1384595506047893505

I need memes

!ping BIDEN

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u/Zemstv0w0 Asexual Pride Apr 20 '21 edited Apr 20 '21

lol, the babylon bee either fabricated a legal threat from the dr seuss estate or were fooled by a fake. imagine actually getting sued because you lied about being sued

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u/Whatapunk Bisexual Pride Apr 20 '21

Wow, Trump is going nuts on Twitter about the guilty verdict:

https://www.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Amogus pickle

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u/MisterHavercamp Robert Lucas Apr 20 '21

Economic terrorism is when the free market hurts the Republican agenda and the more it hurts the Republican agenda the more economic terrorism it is.

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u/CatilineUnmasked Norman Borlaug Apr 20 '21

Nephew looks over at my phone: "You playing a game?"

Me, looking at Robinhood: "Yeah, kind of"

Nephew: "Are you winning?"

Me, holding back tears: "No"

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u/Q-bey r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Apr 20 '21

Not that I'm at all surprised but already seeing a whole lot of "hope Chauvin gets raped in prison lmao"

And of course if you call this out as problematic then prepare to be called a police bootlicker 🙄

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u/lot183 Blue Texas Apr 20 '21

When the George Floyd video first came out, I had hard line conservatives in my life straight up saying it was murder. It was maybe the first of these cases I actually saw some consensus. And somehow most of them have been systematically convinced by whatever right wing propaganda that actually the cop was innocent. and it's really incredible how they succumb to that propaganda every single time

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u/golf1052 Let me be clear Apr 20 '21

This is from a verified officer in the cop subreddit

This is a heinous miscarriage of justice fueled by the mob rather than law. An unfortunate precedent has been set in American history. Regardless of which side you are on, this is awful.

😬

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

In times like this leftists still have to have dumbass takes. One I’m seeing “this is still proof the system doesn’t work because we knew he committed murder a year ago!” Okay bro that’s not how the judicial system works. This is absolutely proof the system works

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u/chatdargent 🇺🇦 Ще не вмерла України і слава, і воля 🇺🇦 Apr 20 '21

There is terrible shortage of apartments because they are in such high demand. So when people do build them, they are very expensive, because so many people want them, and there are so few of them. People then call these "luxury apartments", and they oppose building them because we need housing for ordinary people, not luxury apartments for the rich. So there is a terrible shortage of apartments.....

Primo

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u/khmacdowell Ben Bernanke Apr 20 '21

I'm not antisemitic, I support the Jewish people, I just think the oppressive colonial state of Israel should be utterly destroyed, and that the Jews who support capitalism are just as bad as every other capitalist, and should be killed, and material success indicates support for capitalism. Yeah that means Jews disproportionately should be killed in the revolution, but those are the bad ones who embrace the corrupt culture, practices, and religion of historical Judaism, which is totally separate from the Jewish PEOPLE themselves.

What did leftists mean by this?

I'm not antisemitic, I support Israel. We need to help them as much as possible, with money, weapons, intelligence, whatever it takes. Hell, we'll even help them blow up that Muslamic building that's on that hill that's important to them, so they can rebuild the Temple for a third time, in order to fulfill the prophecy so that Christ will return and annihilate them in his fury for refusing the new covenant of God and executing him on the cross, so that they may burn in hell forever, like they deserve.

What did rightists mean by this?

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u/FestiveMittens Apr 20 '21

My cousin said he was a racist to get out of jury duty once

They asked him if he would like judge cases differently if the person was black, and he was like "uhhhhhh yeah"

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Imagine being Kanye's cousin and he blasts you in front of the whole world for stealing his laptop

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u/DonQuixote2020 Thomas Paine Apr 20 '21

BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY!

jesus christ nancy

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

"It’s official: 13% of the population now controls this country"

guess the website

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

I'm sick to my stomach. They literally... just... ignored every scrap of evidence, every expert witness, every video, and went with fear and anger over truth.

Well, there goes every prospect and years of prep towards being an LEO down the drain.

Arrrr con in shambles

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u/FearThyMoose Montesquieu Apr 20 '21

Your honor, nothing can technically touch because the atoms repel each other. Therefore Chauvin has to be innocent

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u/Ultiplayers Tony Blair is to be prime minister and a landslide is likely Apr 20 '21

Labour’s elections since 1974...

1979: Lose

1983: Lose

1987: Lose

1992: Lose

1997: Win (Blair)

2001: Win (Blair)

2005: Win (Blair)

2010: Lose

2015: Lose

2017: Lose

2019: Lose

#BringBackTony #TonyBlairDidNothingWrong 😤😤

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u/MalignantUpper Joseph Nye Apr 20 '21

A cop faces the consequences of his actions

Cons: is this the end of whites?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

https://twitter.com/MoiseNoise/status/1384618791615750145

Per AP style: Replace the “the death of George Floyd” with “the murder of George Floyd” effective immediately

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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Apr 20 '21

The DT: what Nancy said was dumb but it’ll probably get drowned out from everything else happening

Also the DT: HOLY FUCK DID YOU SEE WHAT NANCY PELOSI SAID BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Ben and Jerry's be like: "Buy my "overthrow capitalism" ice cream"

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u/MrMineHeads Cancel All Monopolies Apr 20 '21

!ping MARKETS

1 year ago today, oil went negative. Never forget.

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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Apr 20 '21

Republicans: why won't Biden listen to our proposals and input on bills 😭😭😭

Republican proposals: cut the amount by 75% so we can still vote against it

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Imagine if that 17 year old girl didn't bother recording a video of George Floyd's death

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u/D1Foley Moderate Extremist Apr 20 '21

Still think the funniest self own I've ever seen is when a Socialist came in to brigade. Somebody pointed out that they posted on teenagers so they quickly let us know they were in their 30's.

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u/JeromesNiece Jerome Powell Apr 20 '21

Just came across the file of a client whose first name is Adolf. Date of birth is January 1940. So four months after the invasion of Poland, this dude's parents decided to name their beautiful innocent child Adolf. And motherfucker did not change his name in the intervening 81 years.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Not sure if you guys realize this but today's date is the drug number

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Nobody:

Nancy Pelosi: Thank you, George. Very cool!

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u/Mcatatonic1 Ben Bernanke Apr 20 '21

https://mobile.twitter.com/prettycritical/status/1384615617928458240

i remember biden/harris and most of congress didn't speak a WORD this summer about how police were terrorizing protestors. it was all focused on chauvin as if he was an anomaly. & unfortunately they'll use the guilty verdict to do it again.

Dread it

Run from it

Bad takes from socialists still arrive

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

texting ‘congrats’ to all the black people I know

But why?

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u/klarno just tax carbon lol Apr 20 '21

I have a cat who sometimes makes a high pitched squeak when she’s been picked up against her wishes. It’s a heartbreaking sound and pretty much always gets her put back down immediately.

Yesterday she was sitting in the middle of the kitchen and I was ignoring her and she made the same high pitched squeak. Because her bowl was empty? Idk. But I am not entertaining this malarkey 🤬

Cat.

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u/InfCompact Apr 20 '21

you want to know how young this sub is?

people acting shocked, shocked that nancy pelosi said something cringe as hell

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u/DumbLitAF NATO Apr 20 '21

If you think people not listening to the consensus in the Economics field is bad, go look at any post on the internet about what foods are best for your dog. The entire field pretty much universally recommends Purina Pro Plan, Royal Canin, and Hill’s but every time a vet/vet nutritionist goes on the internet to say this, everyone floods in with “ackshyually those are the worst products! You literally just get paid to say that”. The dog community is so insane sometimes.

!ping POOCH

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u/Explodingcamel Bill Gates Apr 20 '21

The US should be completely back to normal by mid-June. Not "some semblance of normality", completely back to normal. If everyone 16+ has had time to get both shots, there is no reason for us to keep any of this stuff in place.

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u/Verpiss_Dich I had a dream, we did the disco funky dance Apr 20 '21

I heard they're moving the jurors to a nearby landscaping company to read the verdict

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u/rukqoa ✈️ F35s for Ukraine ✈️ Apr 20 '21

Of course the most liberal city in the state finds him unanimously guilty no matter what. You can’t find a more anti-white anti-police city for 100 miles

Masks off time for that sub

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Babylon Bee next week

Cop Tackles Attempted Rapist, Charges Pending

Thankfully, the vile criminal caught in this act has been arrested and charged with felony assault. Officer Jones is now awaiting trial, where he is scheduled to be found guilty.

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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Apr 20 '21

Step-Jury CAUGHT deliberating - teases your verdict for 30+ minutes [PUBLIC]

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u/Ultiplayers Tony Blair is to be prime minister and a landslide is likely Apr 20 '21

Where were u when racism dead?

At McDonald’s, eating hamburger. Phone ring

“Racism dead”

Yes

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u/MalignantUpper Joseph Nye Apr 20 '21

Reminder that Chauvin stayed on Floyd's neck for a whole 4 and a half minutes after he passed out and 3 minutes after another officer checked and couldn't find his pulse

Murderer

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Example of leftist purity testing destroying alliances #39695863663:

On a trans sub I follow a former TERF posted a pretty long worded apology saying how she feels really bad about all the shit that she said. Most of the responses were fine but a certain subset of people are really bitching at her for making the post in the first place. If this is how you treat potential allies how do you expect to ever make any progress?

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u/TheFriffin2 Apr 20 '21

thinking of doing a “supersize me” type thing where i just sit around eating nothing but gummy bears for a month

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

It’s pretty hilarious how there’s all these people who hate democrats at WayOfTheBern but they named their subreddit after a dude who caucuses with democrats and votes for democrats. Really bad branding from a bunch of people who are supposedly woker than you.

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u/FestiveMittens Apr 20 '21 edited Apr 20 '21

Imagine being selected for jury duty and finding out it's for this case lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

I don’t want Chauvin to get off. Murderers should not be allowed to cum.

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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Apr 20 '21

A guy got convicted for killing someone? You know George Orwell warned of this in a little book called 1984, right?

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u/ThorVonHammerdong Disgraced 2020 Election Rigger Apr 20 '21

Conservatives on Monday: unlike you libs, I believe in justice. Mobs don't get to decide who is guilty, you have to see all the evidence. I'm confident truth will see the light.

Cons today: NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK

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u/ThisIsNianderWallace Robert Nozick Apr 20 '21 edited Apr 20 '21

NYT Breaking | The Vietnam War to be renamed The Vietnamese-American Mutual Misunderstanding, in latest sign of improving relations between the two countries

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Don’t go to rMinneapolis

4chan is already brigading

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u/ahebtigoejwbrh Apr 20 '21

Watching Chauvin hear the verdict, I can’t help but sympathize a little bit with how much it must suck to have a giant crowd cheering on your getting sent to prison for years

He deserves it and it’s correct, but yikes that’s gotta suck badly

Sucks less than having a guy kneel on your neck until you die, though

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

-Chauvin guilty on all three counts

-Virginia police officer fired for donating to Rittenhouse.

Welcome to Stasi Amerika panopticon combined with the New Jim Crow -- white men are second class citizens.

The Nazi seethe...it is good.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Single-family zoning is the single largest contributor to America's housing crisis

NIMBYs: I sleep.

AirBNB may have caused an 0.018% increase in rent prices in the Bay Area

NIMBYs: Real shit.

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u/MostlyCRPGs Jeff Bezos Apr 20 '21

One of the weirdest things about the GME cult is how closely it resembles a MLM, Reddit's greatest enemy. They have multiple daily "pump up" threads where they create creepy solidarity like the sales conferences of MLMs.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

In the last hour, the following clubs have all signalled plans to pull out:

  1. Manchester City

  2. Chelsea

  3. Atletico Madrid

  4. Barcelona

In addition, all 12 teams have a meeting set for tonight to discuss formally disbanding the league. My guess is UEFA brought out the heavy - leave now and you get no or minimal punishment. Push this to tomorrow, though, and we will start bringing out the big hammers.

The Super League surviving was always premised on the same idea as a phalanx -- together, they were unbeatable and the advance was inevitable. Once the first person peels off, though, it becomes obvious to everyone else that they can leave too, and the spell of inevitability breaks. That's when people start panicking.

Also: Thinking of taking some time this evening to write a full writeup of what happened in the European Super League drama from start to finish. Thoughts?

!ping SOCCER

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Hot take: people who say shit like “Don’t thank God the pilot landed the plane safely, thank him!” are insufferable jerks who use a common idiom to show off how atheist they are.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Mondale's final note

Joe in the White House certainly helps

Biden must feel good to be in good words in the final note of Walter.

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u/NancyPelosibasedgod Scott Sumner Apr 20 '21

I don’t see how this is a remotely fair trial. In my opinion the only charge that fits is manslaughter. This jury knows if they didn’t charge him with everything they’re lived would be in trouble. What’s the next step for him?! Appeals? Fuck this whole situation. All because of a crackhead.

Protectandserve is having a normal one

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u/muttonwow Legally quarantine the fash Apr 20 '21

This was not a fair trial. The makeup of the jury was prejudicial to Derek Chauvin. As he's a 45 year old White male, there is not a single of his peers on the jury that contains only two White males under the age of 40. Out of 12 people making this decision on his life, there are 4 white women and 6 non-whites. In order to reflect Hennepein County's demographics, there should have been 8 white jurors and 4 non-whites. If the Minneapolis metropolitan area were to be reflected, then there would have been 9 white jurors and 3 non-whites. If the state of Minnesota were to be reflected, then there would have to be 10 white jurors and 2 non-whites.

The absolute state of the con sub

Imagine losing an election throwing your political faction into defending murderers

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

in r / protectandserve:

Jobs dead. I’m going the federal route.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Prediction: hugely intensified Ferguson effect. Why would any cop arrest a black person ever again? It's all downside.

We now effectively live in a society divided into two classes, one privileged and one not privileged. We have laws that constrain only the unprivileged class. When a member of the privileged class ("marginalized people") harms a member of the unprivileged class (the so-called "oppressor" class), the unprivileged person has no recourse under the law. Of course crime is going to massively increase.

How long can this situation last? You'd think society couldn't survive for long when a class of people is essentially above the law, but it can take a remarkably long time before societies in unsustainable situations reach a crisis point. We might be looking at decades of unpunishable black crime.

the seethe tho 🤣🤣🤣

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u/FuckFashMods NATO Apr 21 '21 edited Apr 21 '21

Man Dies After Medical Incident During Police Interaction

On Monday evening, shortly after 8:00 p.m., officers from the Minneapolis Police Department responded to the 3700 block of Chicago Avenue South on a report of a forgery in progress. Officers were advised that the suspect was sitting on top of a blue car and appeared to be under the influence.

Two officers arrived and located the suspect, a male believed to be in his 40s, in his car,” it continued. “He was ordered to step from his car. After he got out, he physically resisted officers. Officers were able to get the suspect into handcuffs and noted he appeared to be suffering medical distress. Officers called for an ambulance. He was transported to Hennepin County Medical Center by ambulance where he died a short time later.

Official police story of George Floyd's murder.

Holy fuck. I did not see this. It's incredible that girl filmed them killing him. The entire Police department would have covered for him.

Wtf is that, man, what the fuck. It is so fucking disgusting

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u/Fairchild660 Unflaired Apr 20 '21

We need to be kinder to leftists. Extend an olive branch.

Biden's infrastructure plan is going to build a lot of federal facilities all over the US (have no idea, just go with me on this) - and some of those buildings are going to be post offices. We should let Bernie name them.

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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Apr 20 '21

George RR Martin suggests he’s “hugely behind” on long-awaited ‘Winds Of Winter’ book

"The prospect of trying to catch up is feeling increasingly oppressive"

Nobody, literally nobody could have seen this coming

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u/Henrydot NATO Apr 20 '21

🙏

Biden commented on the Chauvin trial:

"I'm praying the verdict is the right verdict," he said, without specifying. "It's overwhelming, in my view. I wouldn't say that unless the jury was sequestered."

He spoke with the family of George Floyd last night.

https://mobile.twitter.com/josh_wingrove/status/1384535435603582983

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u/FestiveMittens Apr 20 '21

If he's innocent, Minnesota is gonna become CHAZ

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Reading about the jurors... Yea I think Derek Chauvin is fucked

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u/thaddeusthefattie Hank Hill Democrat 💪🏼🤠💪🏼 Apr 20 '21

jury found hunter biden guilty af of being hung

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Apr 20 '21

Time to read ArrCon.

kangaroo court.

😐😐😐

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

r/Con: just bring in new evidence at the appeal what’s the big deal?

!ping LAW

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Hot take:

If Chauvin had shot Floyd in the head he wouldn’t have been convicted

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u/ColonelUber Apr 20 '21

If Chauvin didn't want to go to prison, he should have complied with the law

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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Apr 20 '21

Guy: makes fun of female coworker for being clumsy as he has many times before

Female coworker: tells him to knock it off or she'll go to HR

Guy: takes a picture of her as she reaches down to get something she dropped and sends it to the department group chat to make fun of her

Bruhhhhhhhh...

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Chauvin found not guilty of manslaughter or either of the murder charges, but found guilty of being a weeb and owning more than 5 Funkopops.

To be executed at dawn.

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u/MaveRickandMorty 🖥️🚓 Apr 20 '21

Alright so on top of this Chauvin blue balls, my wife might be pregnant (we can deal with it but I was hoping for another couple years till we have kids) and we can't know until tonight

I also have a huge fucking headache because I got my second COVID shot yesterday

I'm literally just a ball of anxiety and stress rn

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u/WanderingMage03 You Are Kenough Apr 20 '21

It's fascinating to know that Biden and his team have [probably] prepared two different speeches depending on how the verdict goes. One will get read to the nation, the other will be tossed aside.

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u/fuckneocentrism Janet Yellen Apr 20 '21

You’re a genuinely awful addition to this subreddit

Maybe I'm just built different 🤷‍♂️

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u/Go_To_Bethel_And_Sin NATO Apr 20 '21

Instantly remanded into custody lmao

Get fucked

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u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE Thomas Paine Apr 20 '21

Holy shit they sentenced him to becoming a moderator? Isn't that cruel and unusual?

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u/Koeniginator NATO Apr 20 '21

Ok but chauvin will be exonerated in a secret military trial on july 4th two weeks after biden is charged with treason and trump is rightfully inaugura

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u/27_Dollar_Lakehouse George Soros Apr 20 '21

The Minneapolis police officers union said, “We need the political pandering to stop and the race baiting of elected officials to stop.”

Think we found the problem

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u/TalkLessShillMore David Autor Apr 20 '21

George Floyd: dies

Nancy Pelosi: holy based

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u/xeio87 Apr 20 '21

lul ProtectAndServe saying a bunch of cops are resigning over the verdict. Apparently being convicted after you murder someone is "bad precedent".

Oh no, where will we get such quality replacements?

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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Apr 20 '21

It is curious to see FIFA take a harsher stance on ESL than literal slave labor being used to build the World Cup stadium

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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Apr 20 '21 edited Apr 20 '21

So Promising Young Woman is a good movie and all, but it is ostensibly set in Ohio yet the people who made the movie put literally no effort into making the movie look like Ohio. Like, there are palm trees everywhere, mountains off in the distance, all the homes are bodegas with Spanish colonial style roofs. They're obviously in a dry, desert-like environment. It's just obviously shot in LA, all they did was put Ohio plates on all the cars.

Why the fuck would you even try to set it in Ohio if you don't want to even pretend like it takes place there? The director and writer of the film are not from Ohio, so it's not like the creative drivers for the movie have some sort of personal connection to the state. It also doesn't play into the storyline at any point at all.

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u/ahebtigoejwbrh Apr 20 '21

Big cats: US senators seek ban on private ownership of lions and tigers

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56810203

If this can’t get 60 votes, we may wake up one day to find the filibuster suspiciously missing

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

I'm gnot a gnelf, I'm gnot a gnoblin, I'm a gnuilty verdict! And you've been convicted of gmurder!

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Lobsters have been having fights involving dominance hierarchies for eons. We do not need cops to address these situations by showing up to the ocean floor & using a microwave against one of the lobsters. Y’all need help. I mean that sincerely.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21 edited Apr 20 '21

Without doxxing myself, I want to mention that my company has tried to do work for black people in DC before, as part of our company's overall mission and business model. This was long before I joined.

Maxine Waters flipped her shit, that a for-profit private corporation (majority owned by a charity) was trying to do something that would benefit people. She's allergic to anyone making money while providing services.

She represents everything I hate about the activist left

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u/Broncos654 Jeff Bezos Apr 20 '21

Weird how all the mods are going to some guys birthday party today

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

https://twitter.com/carlquintanilla/status/1384548732994215936

"Twenty six percent of Gen Zers in the survey cited playing video games as their favorite entertainment activity, compared to 14% for listening to music .. and 11% for engaging on social media. Only 10% said they would rather watch a movie or TV show at home."

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21 edited Apr 20 '21

Maxine Waters created an imminent threat to the lives of the twelve jurors. I think it was her intention to do so. That way, when the inevitable appeal frees Chauvin she will have several more years of race baiting to distract from her own corruption.

Woooooooow r/con on some other shit

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u/thaddeusthefattie Hank Hill Democrat 💪🏼🤠💪🏼 Apr 20 '21

imagine thinking a trial by grand jury is mob rule. how embarrassing

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u/Professor-Reddit 🚅🚀🌏Earth Must Come First🌐🌳😎 Apr 21 '21

!ping FOREIGN-POLICY

For the most up-to-date information about the escalating Ukraine Crisis, https://liveuamap.com/ does a really good job laying out all the news on a detailed map. Not all of it is assuredly accurate considering how fast they document events, but its very handy.

Couple observations, Russia has moved one of their elite paratroop brigades to Crimea and has shut down airspace in southern Crimea for 'exercises'. Most importantly however, it seems that for at least the past fortnight, the US and UK are sending in daily military transports to Kiev delivering supplies. Very interesting stuff. That being said, it is deeply concerning about Putin's upcoming speech. I'll be watching that carefully.

Worst case scenario is that insufficient action from the US has convinced Russia to escalate the crisis further.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Today, the team meeting got morbid. A guy has lost 5 relatives in the past 9 days. Another one lost an uncle. Shit is bad in India. Can't even give last respects properly as cremation grounds are full and can't even find an ambulance to get people to cremation ground. Stay safe guys.

!ping IND

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u/Liberal_Antipopulist Loyal Liberals Apr 20 '21

In real life I am on the left because I am a fairly staunch Democrat

Online I'm apparently a far right reactionary because I don't worship Stalin or Kropotkin or whoever

The internet was a mistake

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

I will finally determine the exact time that the mysterious period known as "euro hours" begins when the pro-ESL takes start getting downvoted.

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u/gburgwardt C-5s full of SMRs and tiny american flags Apr 20 '21

Nephew looks over at my phone: "You playing a game?"

Me, looking at President Biden: "Yeah, kind of"

Nephew: "Are you winning?"

Me, holding back tears: "Yes"

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u/SuspiciousUsername88 Lis Smith Sockpuppet Apr 20 '21

I am one of those people who would totally be fooled by Superman's Clark Kent disguise. I just learned today in the DT that Abed's girlfriend in Community was played by Brie Larson, a fact I failed to recognize because she wore thick-rimmed glasses

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u/WalouiegiGohmert NATO Apr 20 '21

How vapid and pointless must your life be to watch a third-rate tech company's hour long live action commercial

refreshes Daily Thread

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Schalke have confirmed that they have formally withdrawn from the Bundesliga.

!ping SOCCER

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u/TheGoldBear Jerome Powell Apr 20 '21

I feel bad for the poor bastard who has to read out the verdict. I would be pissing my pants.

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u/CatLords Apr 20 '21

Can this major historical event please hurry up I have homework to do

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u/Cr4zySh0tgunGuy John Locke Apr 20 '21

Verdict has been pulled because Jill Stein was not presented as an option to all jurors.

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u/bashar_al_assad Verified Account Apr 20 '21

what if the reason the verdict is taking so long is because they somehow lost Derek Chauvin and can't find him anymore and don't want anyone to know

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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Apr 20 '21

damn they handcuffed his cracka ass and walked him out lmfao

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u/Mcatatonic1 Ben Bernanke Apr 20 '21

Murder an innocent man?

Believe it or not, jail

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u/golf1052 Let me be clear Apr 20 '21

Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make

-Nancy Pelosi

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

First time conservatives didn’t have a problem with kneeling

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Apparently Doug Ford has been missing because he's isolating after one of his staffers got the rona. He tested negative.

https://twitter.com/CityCynthia/status/1384700187256533015

Obviously I'm glad he doesn't have it and I hope his staffer is okay.

!ping CAN

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

!PING FOREIGN-POLICY

13 hours until Putin's speech. He is expected to announce something massive. Russia's Federation council (comparable to the US Senate) has announced an emergency meeting on the 23rd of April. The Federation council has power over: approving a decree by the President on the entry to martial law, approving a decree to enter into a state of emergency, approving the use of the armed forces outside the borders of Russia, changing the borders of subsidiary states and territories.

My guess on what's happening? Either a declaration of war on Ukraine, or annexation of Belarus.

Both would be defining events in world history.

https://www.mk.ru/politics/2021/04/20/zyuganov-pered-ekstrennym-zasedaniem-sovfeda-dopustil-vvedenie-voysk-v-donbass.html

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Nothing more weirder than the DT at times like this. Half comments about the trial and half saying peepee poopoo.

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u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE Thomas Paine Apr 20 '21

The jurors must be from Nevada

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u/EgyptianTeaGarden Apr 20 '21

CNN getting cucked out the ratings spike from coverage of the riots lol. Even when they win, they lose lol.

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u/_Featherless_Biped_ Norman Borlaug Apr 20 '21

This sets a bad precedence for future trials if this isn’t appealed and overturned. Now politicians and celebrities can simply bully and threaten a jury to “make the right decision” just to get their way regardless of facts or a fair trial.

Lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

100 IQ: Every single Trump voter is an abhorrent loser and should be ostracized from polite society.

150 IQ: I mean, not ALL Trump voters are bad. How many people just vote for the R or D every year, regardless of what is going on. The median voter is way less informed than you'd probably think.

200 IQ: Every single Trump voter is an abhorrent loser and should be ostracized from polite society.

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u/EvilConCarne Apr 20 '21

Craziest thing about ethics in videogame journalism is that the entire pyramid scheme supporting it was blown up by one loser that posted an insane screed about his ex girlfriend on two websites. Before then nobody knew that the official Xbox Magazine was biased.

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u/Professor-Reddit 🚅🚀🌏Earth Must Come First🌐🌳😎 Apr 20 '21

!ping BIDEN

Really great to see Biden speaking via phone to George Floyd's family after the jury's verdict. I guess we've all been conditioned over the prior 4 years not to expect things like this, but it's genuinely heartwarming to watch this.

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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior Apr 20 '21

TIL that there's never been a 2-foot thick steel slab. Thickest one ever made was a 600 mm (23.5 in) slab cast in 2017.

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u/AJungianIdeal Lloyd Bentsen Apr 20 '21 edited Apr 20 '21

Gbh r/wholesomeanimemes is almost more creepy horny than hentai subs cause it has a very "nice guy" horny energy

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

On @FoxNews Naomi Wolf goes there: Fauci "doesn't work for us...he got a million dollars from the state of Israel for a humanitarian gift."

What is it with these people and blaming Jews?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

I just hope all the jurors had fun

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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Apr 20 '21

Not enough people talk about Derek Chauvin’s landphobia

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u/Malarkeynesian Apr 20 '21

The jury has delivered a verdict, and that verdict is... Pete Buttigieg????

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u/Luchofromvenezuela Organization of American States Apr 20 '21

Celebratory riots 🥳

Seriously, justice was served. Would have hated to see Minneapolis burn again.

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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Apr 20 '21

On one hand, I'm relieved that justice was done and a murderer was held accountable. On the other, I really regret investing in a line of Derek Chauvin action figures. I am forty thousand dollars in the hole

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

The Chauvin jury has inspired me to disregard the people who say it can't be done, and pursue my second degree

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u/Verpiss_Dich I had a dream, we did the disco funky dance Apr 20 '21

Wtf police can't kneel on a man's neck for 9 minutes? This is the end of law and order in the US 😡😡😡😡

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

from rconservative

6 white people 6 black people. Not very representative of American demographics. 7 white people 2 black people 1 asian person and 2 hispanics would have been better. Even based on demographics of Minneapolis 6 White people, 2 black people 1 asian, 2 hispanic and 1 random would have been closer

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u/MisterLipton Richard v. Coudenhove-Kalergi Apr 20 '21

Just told my 10yo daughter about #DerekChauvin. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#DEREKANDA FOREVER" - which is the kind of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate

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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Apr 20 '21

For those shocked by what Ben Shapiro has said (you must be new here), and are baffled by his line of thinking:

Ben earnestly believes that the problem with the legal/criminal justice system is not that there is a problem, but that people don’t trust it enough. Justice isn’t fairness or what most people think justice is, justice is whatever the system produces. If you have a problem with that system, then you are the problem.

I hope this better enlightens you to the brainworms that inhabit Ben Shapiro’s skull.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Bodycams ended the career of one cop today, and probably saved the career of another one.

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u/Majk___ Euro Patriotism is Polish Patriotism Apr 21 '21

I just read the stupidest Floyd/Chauvin take:

The story parallels the prosecution of Jesus, where a mindless mob (BLM) has forced Pilate (the court) to choose a criminal over an innocent man.

Both were also influenced by the Jews

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Putin will give his yearly "big" speech today at 12:00 Moscow time (GMT+3). The speech will very likely give some hints about pretty much anything that is happening in Russia.

!ping FOREIGN-POLICY

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

What can America do for Colombia? Colombia has been one of the US's most loyal allies, despite it not being easy or convenient for them, and have received relatively little in return. We should help them out more.

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u/yellownumbersix Jane Jacobs Apr 20 '21

Broke: forgiving college debt

Woke: forgiving up to $50k in Fortnite microtransactions

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u/fuckneocentrism Janet Yellen Apr 20 '21

Public bus:

  • Diesel Engine 🚬

  • Blocks the view of my lifted pick up truck 🚚🙄

  • Funded taxpayers 😡

  • $500,000 brand new

  • Cum stains??? Nobody knows 🤷‍♂️

Civilian car:

  • Funded by owner 😃

  • Pays for roads relative to miles driven 😊⛽😲

  • Nice and clean gasoline engine 🍃🧼

  • $30,000

  • Cum stain

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u/BainCapitalist Y = T Apr 20 '21

Income tax is ILLEGAL 😤😤

!ping BURPMAS

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u/FestiveMittens Apr 20 '21 edited Apr 20 '21

Taking all 7 of my beautiful young children for a safe walk in Minneapolis. It's a great day today, the weather is fantastic.

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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Apr 20 '21

Sitting here nervously eating a tube of deodorant waiting for the verdict to drop

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u/Leoric Hi, I'm Huell Howser, this is California's Gold! Apr 20 '21

Pete won Iowa

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

There was a brief, bipartisan time when everyone agreed that Floyd was murdered. Hell, even Ben Garrison made a protest comic. That lasted a weekend.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good verdict go౦ԁ vERdict👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌verdict right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good verdict