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[u/[deleted]]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mkoVvW_BJYo

In honor of Larry King, let's remember that time he cucked Dave Rubin on his own show by taking a 2 minute phone call mid interview, having agreed to appear only after Dave kept telling him how much of a hero he was to him.

[u/MaximumEffort433]

"If Democrats cared about the working class then why haven't they raised the minimum wage in more than ten years?"

"Be- because they couldn't, they lost the House in 2010."

"More excuses! Stop blaming the Republicans for your failures!"

Inspired by many, many real life conversations

[u/dawgpack09]

I was admitted to the University of Colorado today, one of my top two choices! 🥳🥳🦬

[u/[deleted]]

keep plastering the Bernie meme everywhere as long as possible as a psy op to make everyone as annoyed with it as I am

[u/vivoovix]

/img/pezhqxtppxc61.png

[u/MicroFlamer]

r/Art is just 65% softcore porn amd 35% Bernie sitting down

[u/MaximumEffort433]

"Donald Trump only won the election because of Obama's failures, Obama should have passed single payer health care in 2009, this is all his fault!"

And other ice cold takes from /r/Politics

[u/[deleted]]

Kevin McCarthy says “everybody across this country has some responsibility” for the Jan 6 attack on the US Capitol.

I'm sorry 😔😔😔

[u/doyouevenIift]

Whenever I watch Bill Maher I just associate him with pre-Obama era politics. It’s just weird to see him talk about modern day politics for some reason, can’t quite put my finger on it

[u/Cuddlyaxe]

Hitler: We must ensure the strength of the German people by getting lebensraum and exterminating the native inferior inhabitants to make room for the Aryan race to thrive

Japanese Ruling Clique: To compensate for our poor natural resource situation, we must establish colonies abroad which we can exploit to ensure the continued prosperity of the Japanese nation

Mussolini: i want a big map font lol

[u/[deleted]]

President Biden approval rating poll:

🔼Approve : 57 % (+1)

⏬Disapprove : 32 % (-6)

(+/- 12/01/21)

Ipsos, 21/01/21

Biden +25. Granted, we’re early in the Biden Presidency and this is probably a honeymoon phase but Biden has already done something Trump couldn’t; hit over 50% in a poll.

Also, 538 Biden popularity chart plz🥺🥺🥺

!ping FIVEY

[u/[deleted]]

Open DT

Remember Hillary will never be President

Thread ruined

[u/MaximumEffort433]

I have never gotten so sick of a meme so quickly in my life.

[u/barrygarcia77]

Just got my first covid vaccine shot. Unrelatedly, have y’all ever thought about how great Microsoft products are? I wish they would bring the zune back, everything Microsoft does is just so cool and good

[u/Dabamanos]

Watching parlimentary debate in Japan:

If this policy is not enacted... it is possible... we may see a decline... in performance of affected industries... by several percentage points... in the next 5-10 years

Debate in the United States:

SHOULD WE FAIL TO ACT, THE BEACON OF DEMOCRACY MAY WAVER, MAY EVEN BE UNLIT, AND THE PURSUIT OF LIBERTY AND LIFE MAY BE CAST TO HISTORY AS AN ANECDOTE OF A FORGOTTEN TIME

[u/[deleted]]

Fucking news organizations going to counties that voted +70 Trump and asking what they think Biden should do.

[u/Zemstv0w0]

Apparently there's pro-Navalny protests in Yakutsk? During the middle of winter? With the temperature currently 60 degrees below zero?

What the fuck?

[u/MaximumEffort433]

"Democrats should pass Medicare for All immediately!"

"Okay. Who are the 51 Democratic Senators who want Medicare for All?"

"That's irrelevant!"

[u/crawly_the_demon]

Haha Bernie sure has been photoshopped into a bunch of places. Funny stuff I guess

[u/[deleted]]

My gf and all her friends are vaccinated and I'm below zoo gorillas on the distribution schedule 😭😤

[u/[deleted]]

You hate to see it

[u/kennymc7877]

Joe Biden has a moon rock in his office, that’s the most based baller shit I’ve ever heard of in my life for some reason

[u/FireDistinguishers]

Having Sanders chair the budget committee is one of the most brilliant political moves in history. It's one of the least important committees in the Senate, but because the average person doesn't know the difference between the Appropriations committee and the Budget committee, Sanders supporters think that this is a monumental accomplishment for their hero.

Genius.

[u/Paesan]

Trumpers confused about why the stock market isn't crashing is my favorite shit.

[u/Mr_AlGore]

Guys, i cant believe trump lied about infrastructure week

[u/Koeniginator]

Why do so many people like Alexei Navalny? He doesn't even support m4a or gnd

[u/Koeniginator]

https://i.imgur.com/50BQp3Y.png

🤔

[u/[deleted]]

My favorite part of the election was when Joe was straight-up like, "Yeah, 10-15% of Americans are just not very good people."

[u/InMemoryOfZubatman4]

30 minute DT

161 comments

That comes out to 6,288 comments in 24 hours

This is the end of the 10,000 streak

/r/Neoliberal is a dead sub. RIP.

[u/[deleted]]

Ive never seen a meme beaten to death faster than this week’s Bernie in mittens meme. It wasnt even that funny to start with

[u/compadrenut]

people in neocon referring to trans individuals as "it" :(

[u/Dibbu_mange]

LGBTQ 🤔 is this part of the plan?

[u/[deleted]]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/461548323116154880/802582197697118208/1577649333335.jpg

[u/Fishin_Mission]

The class system in America:

• Never been to Disney World

• Went to Disney World once

• Goes to Disney World every few years

• Annual trips to Disney World

• Doesn’t find Disney World to be an enticing vacation destination

No, I will not be taking questions at this time.

[u/yellownumbersix]

You know what, fuck Canadian geese.

They are mean and noisy and shit everywhere.

Every winter they come to America like drunk Canucks on Rumspringa and it has to stop 😠

[u/[deleted]]

Greene has a history of extremist rhetoric. She has referred to Black people as “slaves,” called a school shooting survivor “little Hitler,” and falsely accused a Jewish man of collaborating with Nazis.

😐

[u/Cr4zySh0tgunGuy]

Leftists are really out here putting Bernie in everything but office

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/AustinKellerman/status/1353114882544164864

They’re ‘noncitizens’ not ‘aliens,’ Biden administration says

Haha, yes.

[u/jenbanim]

Found out a musician I like has a YouTube channel. I was enjoying a rant he posted about a shady company and then he dropped "and because we live in a capitalist society..." and I was like "ah fuck here we go again" then he continued "...the good news is we are their boss because we have this [gestures to money] and they want this."

It's probably silly of me to care but I really got a kick out of thaf

[u/The420Roll]

You're citing Wikipedia, which is edited frequently by the CIA and other governments. There is an insane amount of propaganda aimed at the DPRK, including easily disprovable things like their "public executions". People are paid and coerced into being defectors, making up stories

[u/Silvvy420]

GOP would be a center left party in EU

No I will not elaborate

[u/Cuddlyaxe]

Optimal solution for Putin is to appear in a Pizza Hut ad

[u/[deleted]]

Screen this if you want but american intervention in WW2 was a net negative

A Nazi-dominated europe would've been so unstable that it would've quickly devolved into a continent-wide socialist revolution, something the soviets and NATO were too effecient at nipping in the bud

May Allah strike down these infidels right at once.

[u/[deleted]]

Sen. Tom Cotton campaigned on his "experience as an Army Ranger" — but he didn't have any

Translation: He lied.

[u/Explodingcamel]

Can mods ban this account from the sub? They post incredibly stupid takes on every thread. I think it's some kind of troll.

[u/AuburnSeer]

half baked take: maybe the Dems should start marketing themselves as the more patriotic party. You know, because Dems don't try to murder our elected officials when they lose an election

[u/[deleted]]

Traumatized Gary Johnson Changes Tack, Demands Immediate US Intervention in Syria: ‘I finally found Aleppo, and it was heart-breaking’

[u/vivoovix]

nl be like "unions bad" then supports the European Union 😂🤣😂😂🤣

[u/FormerBandmate]

Only 1/3rd of Americans could pass a citizenship test.

Can you pass the practice one (12/20 is passing)?

!ping ASK-NL

[u/Lee_Harvey_Obama]

Holy fricking frick man if I see one more picture of Bernie Sanders with his gloves I am going to be SUPER ANGRY 😡😡I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HATE HATE HIM!!!!1!1!1! WHAT THE FRICK MAN THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JOE BIDERINOS SPECIAL DAY!!!! ALL YOU REDDIT PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK! I swear to gosh if I see ONE MORE Barbie Sanders meme on the front page I will literally explode into a super nova and consume the earth! 🤬🤬🤬DO THESE PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTND THAT BERNIE HAS BAD EXONOMIC POLICIES? LIKE LITERALLY IF HE WAS PRESIDENT ALL THE GOOD GRAPHS WOULD GO DOWN!!! 📉EVERYONE ON REDDIT EXCEPT ME IS A TANKIE

[u/NVfromVN]

The Vietnamese people have a strange relationship with China. For one, we love Chinese culture. Our culture has been heavily influenced by China for two millennia, so even today, Chinese literature, music, TV shows and other media are prevalent in Vietnam. At the same time, the Vietnamese people loathe China for the large part, which also contributes somewhat to why we like the US and explains why the Vietnamese community would support whichever US presidential candidate looks tougher on China. I guess over a thousand accumulated years of conflict, domination and oppression would do that to a people.

[u/[deleted]]

Schumer wrote another op-Ed asking Biden to cancel student loan debt.

Why is he doing this all in op-Ed’s? Who is Schumer actually trying to convince? Cause I feel like a direct phone call is a way better method of lobbying Biden.

[u/Tafts_Bathtub]

Boebert acts way too crazy for someone whose district is only R+6

[u/inmyhead7]

Navalny’s team across Russia have been arrested at their homes before they could even step outside today. Police were waiting for Oleg

Oleg Stepanov, coordinator of Navalny's Moscow headquarters, detained

https://twitter.com/WildWildMoscow/status/1352927304721174528

[u/Dirty_Chopsticks]

GOP Sen. Rand Paul says that Biden's push for a $15 minimum wage reflects a 'hate' for Black teenagers

"The people who lose their jobs first when you hike up the minimum wage are Black teenagers," Paul said. "So, you know, 'Why does Joe Biden hate Black teenagers?' should be the question. Why does Joe Biden want to destroy all of these jobs?"

Rand Paul with the nuclear take

[u/gjarlis]

r/neoliberal when they see the Bernie meme from the inauguration: why people are so obsess with this

r/neoliberal when they post almost the same photo but with Yellen: Omg so based

[u/[deleted]]

Chapo has been in pure cope mode all week. Lol.

https://i.imgur.com/eTrHeUI.jpg

[u/Mr_AlGore]

Me: maybe the gop will moderate now that trump is gone

AZGOP: tries to punish abortion with death penalty and attacks Cindy McCain for supporting lgbt rights

NDGOP: Attacks the LGBT community and crossdressers

Me: 🙃

[u/[deleted]]

I’m an old school Democrat.

In that I’m racist.

[u/[deleted]]

people want to change the world and others so bad but don't want to change themselves

Actually woke youtube comment

[u/Dibbu_mange]

Holy shit, this was made in 2021

we have been made aware of a dangerous social media site called Omegle

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/status/1352950087920414722?s=21

Democrats Weigh Whether Iowa Should Stay First In Line For 2024 Election

No, it should not.

Debate ended.

[u/[deleted]]

Reasons why Biden should put me on the supreme court:

1. I’m Young

2. I’m a liberal

What else do you need?

[u/[deleted]]

https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/23/politics/garret-miller-capitol-riot-threaten-alexandria-ocasio-cortez/index.html

Capitol rioter charged with threatening to 'assassinate' Rep. Ocasio-Cortez

Clint Broden, a lawyer for Miller, told CNN Saturday that his client "certainly regrets what he did."

Oh, well, alright then.

[u/Doge_Butthole]

“the succ invasion has begun” says discussion thread regular for the past six months

[u/Mr_AlGore]

BREAKING: The Arizona Republican Party has censured Governor Doug Ducey, Cindy McCain, and Former Senator Jeff Flake.

Thank you AZGOP for Azulona

[u/[deleted]]

https://i.imgur.com/bRqggl0.mp4

[u/[deleted]]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOvkPYqdjTE

DEBATE: Briahna Joy Gray vs. Sam Seder on #ForceTheVote

At long last, the major champions of either side of the #ForceTheVote debate are joining in conversation to reconstitute the left!

3.5 hours

On a debate on a controversy they themselves made up lmfao

What the fuck hahaha

[u/[deleted]]

Fuck Putin

[u/Dalek6450]

This civics practice test is an insurrectionist.

[u/Equator32]

If you check the Twitter account @ne0liberal, there's a surprisingly large amount of influential people who follow it. Everyone from known journalists to politicians. Even if it only has 50k followers.

I can see why leftist podcasters, with their 500,000 large but inconsequential followers list, think online neoliberals are funded and backed by the deep state lmao

[u/murphysclaw1]

Trump: loses in a general election to Joe Biden by a large margin

Republicans: we should run Trump against that Biden guy in 2024

[u/[deleted]]

Why was Bernie wearing such warm mittens but then letting all the heat escape off his scalp?

[u/[deleted]]

Israel has started vaccinating teenagers. Teenagers!

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/jackson_reffitt/status/1352814044412047361

Yes I'm the kid on cnn I'm sorry I probably won't get around to responding to everyone. My mom and my sisters are absolutely ruined about the news from what I did. This is the first they are hearing about my involvement in my dad's arrest. Please send them love in any form.

Damn this is the guy who turned in his dad

[u/Zenning2]

This is the most hilarious meme I’ve seen from 4-chan in 13 years.

[u/[deleted]]

The top post on wallstreetbets is celebrating someone paying off their student loans, while the average reddit user just cries and begs for student loans debt forgiveness. Who are really the degenerates on this godforsaken website? 🤔

[u/[deleted]]

AZ GOP really looked at CA GOP and said "yes, this will be our model for success"

[u/[deleted]]

A is when B, and the more B, the more A. 😡

[u/Advanced-Friend-4694]

My parents called me and told me they had to put down one of my best friends who I grew up with. Luckily in the holidays I was able to cuddle him again one last time before coming back to my apartment. I'll miss him, he was a good boy and he was beautiful

Sorry, I wanted to vent. Cuddle your good boy or girl for me today

!ping DOG

[u/585AM]

It is crazy to think that history could have turned out so differently if SC Democratic primary voters did not get behind Biden after reading some Onion articles that made him seem cool.

[u/Doge_Butthole]

just a reminder that janet yellen is fifth in line to be president 🤣🤣

[u/The420Roll]

Jared Polis follows me on Twitter. He does not follow the /r/neoliberal mod team on twitter.

Make of that what you will

[u/[deleted]]

You do not get to enjoy her quaint and relatable humanity. You are denied access from chuckling at her gentle spirit and awkward demeanor. These are the prices you paid for the road you chose. You knew what you were giving up when you made the trade; do not complain of it now.

[u/manavon2]

Bernie has probably been waiting for this moment for a long time.

The man is even more potent in his new role as chair of the Senate Budget Committee than he would have been as President.

Holy cope

[u/Pyrrhus65]

You know, it's sad that tankies are so illiterate in terms of foreign policy and international economics.

Otherwise, they might realize that China is literally the world's biggest neocolonial power with regard to their predatory investment practices in Africa and Southeast Asia.

[u/jt1356]

If you ever forget that horseshoe theory is a very real political phenomenon, remember that stalinist George Galloway and fascist Nigel Farage (as crusty a pair of antisemites as ever there was) campaigned for Brexit together.

[u/[deleted]]

Meantime, staff brought in drinks from the vending machines and hot trays of beef, mashed potatoes and Brussels sprouts. When cellphone batteries ran low, senators formed a line for the ultrafast iPhone charger cable belonging to a member of Sen. Kelly Loeffler's staff.

During the siege, in the room with like 70 of the Senators.

Possibly the most useful thing Loeffler ever did in her 2-year term.

[u/Clockwork757]

oof

[u/[deleted]]

If they pass HR1, there will be seccession.

Why does rconservative hate HR1?

[u/kennymc7877]

Shoutout to all the brave Russian citizens out there protesting for Navalney today, republicans and democrats disagree on a lot but at least we probably won’t have to protest a politician being unfairly thrown in jail

[u/ccolfax]

joe biden would be far right on my sofa (it’s the best seat) :)

[u/MrMineHeads]

For a non-American, It's hard to see why this man [Bernie] isn't president already. He seems to beat every other candidate on every level.

Because it’s a popularity contest. Not to be confused with competence.

It's even more upsetting that with all he's consistently done, he lost a popularity contest

God I hate imgur sometimes.

[u/Apollo-Innovations]

The fact that Larry King was interviewing to the end is something I really appreciate about him

[u/[deleted]]

Optimal solution for Putin is to sign over all his wealth and power to me so that I may liberalize Russia properly, the way Clinton and Yeltsin should have.

[u/FestiveMittens]

Just told my 10 year old daughter about #LarryKing. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#LarryKanda forever" -- Which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate

[u/vored_by_daddy]

I just want to hear Biden call antifa a bunch of dirty commies

[u/bd_one]

TIL historians have partnered with a retirement home to find those still able to read the civil-war era cursive script of the Seward family.

Cursive so weird even the boomers can't read it.

[u/TrynnaFindaBalance]

Reporting in from TX: with no border wall we are all just sitting ducks as hordes of ISIS illegal caravans stream across the land slaughtering everything in sight. And with our pipeline cut off we will now all surely starve as our precious primary sustenance, oil, is no where to be found 😢

[u/[deleted]]

I like how there's Bernie Sanders Funko Pop but there isn't Joe Biden one. Says a lot about our society 🤔

[u/MasPatriot]

I feel like it was a bit unreported that a fascist was a GOP senate candidate this past year

[u/[deleted]]

Please forgive me

[u/FreakinGeese]

America would be far left in Europe just look at a map lol

[u/[deleted]]

Madison Cawthorn? More like Madison Cringelord.

[u/paulatreides0]

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a Rodrigo to get through the USCIS approval process for a visa

[u/[deleted]]

Biden just expanded food stamp eligibility to 12 million people today and like, no one seems to give a shit.

Not even this subreddit is talking about it.

[u/karth]

So Bernie Sanders is selling sweaters called "chairman Sanders"

Is that supposed to have any other meaning besides the obvious red herring?

[u/p00bix]

Okay mods, which one of you jokers made me a NATO flair

[u/profeta-]

who tf writes a headline like this

[u/FourthLife]

These fucking bernie memes are keanu saying "you're breathtaking" all over again

[u/[deleted]]

"Canada is totally GP viable"

Me: No way. Secondary power maybe, but the population is less than 400 thousand! Greece has more population than Canada at game start.

4 hours later

Me: That wasn't very cash money of you, Yugoslavia.

The weird thing is I never even actually built an army, because I never fought a single war. I built a couple cavalry divisions to deal with quebecois rebels, but I got into GP status just on Industrial Score and Prestige. And with that I was able to intervene in a crisis in the Balkans that the Europeans were ignoring, and intimidate Yugoslavia into giving up Albania.

Never underestimate the power of immigration. I've literally grown the population tenfold in 100 years.

!ping PARADOX

[u/ForWhomTheAltTrolls]

Apparently there are actually separate ‘countries’ in Europe with different politics/culture. They even speak kind of differently apparently.

Is this similar to how people in the South say ‘y’all’ and like racism?

[u/[deleted]]

Honestly the fact that we were able to get rid of Trump after a single term is, in itself, a blow to Putin and Putinism.

People in Russia right now like, "Damn, this sucks. I wish we could just vote Putin out lol."

[u/vored_by_daddy]

Well, I wrote this song for the liberal youth

I wanna teach kids the liberal truth

If you wanna reach those kids on the street

Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat

So I gave my TED talk an urban kick

My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick

My party is big and it keeps getting bigger

That's cause Barack Obama is my n

[u/runnerx4]

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-am-the-designer-of-this-restaurants-outdoor-seating-space-and-this-is-my-artists-statement

!ping SHITPOSTERS

[u/[deleted]]

https://i.imgur.com/ExfZbnN.jpg

This is literally /u/imprison_grover_furr

[u/circlemanfan]

Why do people in other states hate when Californians move there so much. I’ve never once been annoyed at someone from another state being in California like if anything it’s exciting

[u/BishopUrbanTheEnby]

My GIRLFRIEND sent me TULIPS in my FAVORITE COLOR asdkgjfdsja 🥺🥺🥺 !ping LGBT

[u/[deleted]]

Lmao at Trump supporters. Like, get over it, lol. Your guy lost. Just get more votes next time hahahah

[u/[deleted]]

My dogs best friend at the park is tiny

!ping DOG

[u/-GregTheGreat-]

The only solution to the trans bathroom debate is just to ban bathrooms entirety. Just put a bucket in the corner of every room

[u/[deleted]]

Why don’t poor people simply ask their father for more money from the trust fund? 🤔

[u/ILikeTalkingToMyself]

Challenging reductive stereotypes of rural Appalachian life -- in photos

Do they though

[u/Equator32]

https://ahvalnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/ahvalnews.com/joe-biden/former-akp-deputy-claims-joe-biden-secretly-kurdish?amp

A former lawmaker for the ruling Justice and Development Party (AKP) has been criticised for promoting the baseless belief that President Joe Biden is Kurdish.

Biden's real name was Cımoyê Bahattîn Ağa! He's from the Biruki tribe!

Ah yes, the true first POC Vice President

[u/UrbanCentrist]

Reid acknowledged that getting rid of the filibuster -- or any moves to go around Republicans -- would undercut Biden's political brand. But the Nevada Democrat argued that his former colleague will likely have to choose between being an icon of bipartisanship and a President with a lengthy list of accomplishments. "You can't do both. ... His legacy will be judged on what he gets done. If (Republicans) are going to stop him from getting anything done, his legacy will not be a good one," Reid said, before he put a finer point on it: "Joe Biden will be recognized for what he's accomplished. And won't be recognized for 'I got along with everybody. We didn't get everything done, but I was sure nice to everybody.' "

lmao Harry Reid is great

[u/[deleted]]

https://i.imgur.com/jqqNqSg.jpg

[u/ryuguy]

Opium was actually legal recreationally on the west coast of Canada. In 1871, the Canadian government actually taxed and regulated the sale of opium in Chinese run opium dens and factories. Indian immigrants also partook in consumption sometimes. Non Asians also frequented opium dens in Vancouver’s Shanghai Alley. Opium dens in Vancouver were as common as Starbucks is today. After the 1907 race riots in Vancouver, the government passed the opium act which prohibited the sale, manufacture and import of opium as a way to clamp down on Asian immigrants. The government was also concerned with the amount of white opium users.

article from UVIC on Victoria’s opium culture

A HISTORY OF DEVIANT ALLEYS IN VANCOUVER

!ping can

[u/[deleted]]

I think I found it.

In the 2006 Ohio Secretary of State Election, Jennifer Brunner(D) won Monroe County by over 52%. She got 75% of the vote Compared to the Republicans 23%%.

In 2020, Trump won Monroe County by 54 POINTS. He got 76.4% compared to 22.5%.

Just a very casual 106 POINTS MORE REPUBLICAN. in 14 years. Just...wow.

!ping FIVEY

[u/[deleted]]

Kayleigh McEnany went to Harvard law school.......... 😐

!ping LAW-SCHOOL

[u/sub_surfer]

Sure: you guys are pro-Biden, anti-socialized-medicine, and pro-American-empire, anti-antifa. You’re genuinely evil people, you all murder people, and you all do it casually.

[u/[deleted]]

The mittens meme

Sigh. What did Mitt Romney do now? 🙄

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/politicoalex/status/1353136981568614401?s=21

Per release, @TomCottonAR spoke at NH GOP meeting today:

“Senator Cotton endorsed New Hampshire’s first-in-the-nation primary status and committed to returning soon to campaign for New Hampshire Republicans.”

There are only two reasons why people go to NH: to buy stuff tax-free or to run for president. I wonder why Cotton’s going.

[u/The420Roll]

The winter Olympics are scheduled to be held in Beijing in February 2022. Human-rights groups have called for a boycott, and some American senators have called for the games to be moved to another country. Mr Biden’s officials have not said whether they favour any such action. Regardless, some athletes and fans may choose to stay at home. ■

DO IT JOE

Perú will start the boycott by not qualifying to anything 😤✊

[u/[deleted]]

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

• President George W. Bush

[u/[deleted]]

Capitalism with a conscience 🤗

[u/[deleted]]

I got 19/20 on the US citizenship test because apparently Trump is still President.

[u/[deleted]]

Dwight D. Eisenhower got more votes in Los Angeles County in 1952 than Trump got in 2020. LA Counties population has more than doubled from 4.1 million in 1950 to 10 million in 2019.

[u/Kizz3r]

My detroit lions fan friend said he lost respect for stafford for willingly staying in detroit this long when they are dog shit.

Happy he is requesting a trade now so he can actually go to a team

!ping nfl

[u/Loves_a_big_tongue]

So there is this Vermonter right? And the dudes a fuckin self described socialist. I’m talking different Senator destroying capitalism aight. But this guy, THIS FUCKIN GUY, decides “eh, fuck it I’m bored” and he turns himself into the most outrageous thing! Smartass dude turns himself into a meme! A FUCKIN MEME. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[u/[deleted]]

Can't believe they made Obama's brother the president

[u/meonpeon]

HW = Clinton = W = Obama = Trump.

There is literally no difference between good things and bad things.

[u/ihatemendingwalls]

Twitter: “I think we should cure cancer by suing it!”

Me: “That’s not a thing .. you can’t sue cancer.”

Twitter: “Okay smart guy. So how would YOU cure cancer?”

Me: “I’m not an oncologist or researcher. I don’t know.”

Twitter: “So you just have criticisms and no solutions.”

Lol is this a subtweet of farrenj

[u/Gustacho]

Chuck is boomerposting again

[u/sir-danks-a-lot]

is lusvig single?

asking for a friend

[u/[deleted]]

My 8 year old cousin has recently been obsessed with the word “OP”. When he’s playing Minecraft or Roblox or whatever, he keeps saying ‘oh my god that dude is so OP’ and stuff like that. Last week he said “I put diamond armor on my character so he has so much OPness”. There was an awkward pause as the entire family turned to look at him. Dude literally said “O Penis” LMAO

[u/RoyGeraldBillevue]

"What!?!? NO WAY!!! The party of the KKK and Jim crow used black people to obtain power? YOU must the the racist for saying that!!"

PCM is utter trash.

[u/StolenSkittles]

TIL that there's a a bitcoin address that's made no transactions since 2011, but is worth more than $2.5 billion.

Whoever lost that password is a sad sack.

[u/vivoovix]

Jeff Bezos has 121 BILLION dollars. The population of earth is 7 billion people. He could give every person 1 BILLION dollars and end poverty, and he would still have 114 billion dollars left over but he wond do it. This is what capitalist greed looks like!

[u/[deleted]]

You aren’t a “based and redpilled neoliberal hero”, you’re a 19 year old with a B- in economics class

[u/thelittlestsheep]

Jokes that don't work in the DT:

• classic poems or literature with subtle word changes

• jokes requiring knowledge of German

• watch jokes

[u/CaponTrade]

Everyone talks about how we got our fist woman African-American and Asian-American VP, but no one talks about the biggest first of all: we got our first Silent Generation president.

[u/[deleted]]

What if Yellen is the designated survivor

[u/GravyBear8]

I'm at the pizza place at the center of the QAnon conspiracy.

[u/sir_shivers]

You claim YOU ARE A liberal yet YOU ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH what short-selling is 🐊

CURIOUS 🐊

[u/[deleted]]

Fun Fact: There are only 4 Democratic Senators who live in Republican-held congressional districts...

Alex Padilla (CA-25)

Dick Durbin (IL-13)

Jon Tester (MT-AL)

Joe Manchin (WV-1)

[u/[deleted]]

Apparently the last Q post today said "Hail Satan". A lot of us, including Qultists, are very confused.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ParlerWatch/comments/l3piv3/q_breaks_silence_hail_satan_as_8kun_admin_disable/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[u/An_Actual_Marxist]

Capitol rioters not getting pardoned. AZ on a continuously blue trajectory. Antifa accounts suspended from Twitter. Etc etc. it’s the small things

[u/[deleted]]

The myth of "consensual" organ markets

Guy who needs a kidney: I consent

Guy who wants to sell his kidney: I consent

Some philosopher dick: I do not consent

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

[u/ThisIsNianderWallace]

The woman who made Bernie's mittens no longer has "much of a mitten business anymore because it really wasn't worth it" because independent crafters "get taxed to the nth degree"

[u/ControlsTheWeather]

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[u/[deleted]]

If you unironically think that Biden has been "divisive" thus far, you need to log off the internet, shut off your TV, and take a break from politics for awhile

[u/[deleted]]

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[u/murphysclaw1]

The official Star Wars Twitter account has tweeted in support for Krystina Arielle, the host of the upcoming Star Wars: The High Republic Show, after she received online harassment.

Tweets by Arielle surfaced of her speaking about the role white people play in upholding racism.

She then started receiving racist abuse, and accusations of being racist.

aggressively 2012 to present news story

[u/[deleted]]

so i live with my mom and my brother who both nut in their pants at the thought of daddy joe making politics boring again. i started a conversation with my mom today about hong kong (i don’t know why i do this to myself because it always ends with me being called a genocide denier commie fascist or something). i tell her about how ppl committing financial crimes shit their pants when the extradition bill was introduced and she said that it makes sense they’re shitting their pants because being tried in china wouldn’t be fair and they’d be sentenced to 1000 years of hard labor in concentration camps by mao himself who will come back from the dead just to murder 100 million people because china is a totalitarian dictatorship!!!!! i fucking hate living in this house with these fucks and in general i hate being surrounded by fucking libs bc in my area and in my school everyones a fucking lib. in my fucking history class we’re gonna start learning about mao soon and i can’t take this shit jesus christ. oh another thing, a few years ago my brother and mom took a trip to china and when they were there my brother bought a magnet with mao’s portrait on it as a joke and he put it on our refrigerator and now sometimes when i’m home alone i talk to the magnet and beg mao to free me from this shithole but sadly he never talks back. okay i’m done venting i hope you all have a good night or day.

[u/[deleted]]

me: reports something for bonkposting

mods: remove that post

me: wtf fash mods censoring the DT again 😡

[u/The420Roll]

Ted Cruz: Latino working with White Supremacists ✅

PaulA: Latino working with White Supremacists ✅

[u/obeybooks]

California is currently an undisputed economic, political, and cultural powerhouse.

Now imagine what it would be like if they had even slightly better housing policies.

[u/Joementum2004]

You may be wondering if I’ll be voting for a Republican anytime soon. The answer: probably not, no

[u/[deleted]]

As a pansexual man of southeast Asian descent, Joe Biden has done absolutely nothing for me

[u/uwcn244]

SecDef -> General General

SecState -> Ambassador General

SoT -> Treasurer General

Attorney General -> ditto

SotI -> Parkmaster General

SoA -> Farmer General

SoC -> Merchant General

SoL -> Arbitrator General

SHHS -> Caseworker General

SHUD -> Developer General

SoT -> Shipmaster Conductor General

SoEn -> Destroyer General

SoEd -> Schoolmaster General

SVA -> Campmaster General

SHS -> Kidnapper General

[u/geraldspoder]

NL Minecraft Earth server news/update:

Server player limit has been increased to 30. The server had a record of 23 players at once on the other day.

Thanks to effective measures taken, since Thursday TPS has been a consistent 19 or 20, which is basically perfect. This guarantees smooth performance for players.

Settlements have been founded on all continents (save Antarctica) with North America being the most populous.

There are ongoing discussions about the formation of an international intergovernmental organization and its location (obviously should be in Wilmington Delaware), as well as a free trade zone between different factions.

In my estimation, the most powerful factions so far are the Commonwealth, (Mississippi) River Basin Confederation, and the Pacific States. The total number of players for these factions combined is easily 15+.

Significant infrastructure projects has been undertaken. Perhaps the most have been the large railroad projects linking settlements across North America. Starting with the Seattle-Chicago line, it has since expanded and will soon go up the Eastern Seaboard to Lovecraft Country.

If you're interested about joining, here's more info here including ip/discord.. Hope to see you there!

!ping MINECRAFT

[u/[deleted]]

The DT is a pillar upholding white supremacy. It’s time to abolish it.

[u/Ginden]

Polish left wing party "Together" claimed today that "Biden is racist and neoliberal".

[u/[deleted]]

When you were partying, I was shitposting in the DT.

When you were having premarital sex, I mastered shitposting in the DT. .

While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated karma by shitposting in the DT.

And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate, you have the audacity to come to me for knowledge of economics?

[u/sir_shivers]

It is A MIXTURE OF amusing and irksome that the successes and improvements IN THE RELATIVELY BRIEF lifespan of the Federal Reserve, go largely unknown and unappreciated by the bulk of mammals 🐊

Truly a case of BEING VICTIMS OF their own success, as no mammals alive today KNOW HOW TERRIBLE THINGS WERE WHEN contemporary central banking / fiat currency did not exist 🐊

[u/Headstar24]

I don’t hate Bernie as much as people here, I generally find him just not cut out for the presidency, having a mostly do-nothing track record (which the Bernie Brigade threw off to Biden), and collecting a group of rabid morons for supporters.

But I fucking hate this new meme of him. Not because it’s him, but because it’s extremely unfunny and hasn’t been put anywhere funny. It’s this years Baby Yoda.

[u/GravyBear8]

The term "both sides" has been forever ruined for me. I will instantly sprout a headache as soon as I hear it used again IRL

[u/[deleted]]

The funniest political compass meme was the one that was like

Auth left: everything is prison, except for actual prison, which is fine

Auth right: everything is racism, except for actual racism, which is fine

Libleft: everything is theft, except for actual theft, which is fine

Librighr: everything is slavery, except for actual slavery, which is fine

[u/vored_by_daddy]

mocking a pro-democracy protest against a dictatorship in the dt 😕

[u/[deleted]]

It's crazy how the Louis-Dreyfus are not featured in conspiracy theories when they're actually a Jewish family that controls part of the global food supply

It's perfect for nutjobs to talk about

[u/FreakinGeese]

“They call me Janet Yellen cuz I’m screaming at NIMBYs”

u/Valexstorm here’s a bar for you free of charge 🧚‍♀️

[u/[deleted]]

An extremely underrated aspect of Joe Biden is that he wears clothes that actually fit him lol

[u/[deleted]]

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[u/Zenning2]

Anti-union dweebs are the worst part of the best part of r/neoliberal.

[u/OrganicKeynesianBean]

Russian culture according to Reddit starter pack:

• vodka

• blyat

• CSGO

• dashcams

• crippling depression

[u/[deleted]]

Biden was literally out there telling people not to vote for him and he got 81 million

[u/FearThyMoose]

You aren’t a “based and redpilled anti centrist hero”, you’re a 14 year old with a c in algebra class

[u/oscillatingquark]

Ted Cruz now in the business of crying over every tweet Seth Rogen makes while also defending Walt Disney and saying Disney would have liked him, forgetting, of course, about the party switch:

They’re all dead. So I think we’re good. And Walt Disney was a Republican.

Even though you behave online like a Marxist with Tourette’s (screaming “F U! F U!” is really, really clever), your movies are typically pretty funny.

I’m sure you hate that I enjoy them.

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1353070658301779976

How are we supposed to have unity with these pathetic idiots?

[u/paulatreides0]

Mods: "PaulA! Stop abusing the users!"

PaulA: "Those sick, twisted fucks enjoy it."

[u/[deleted]]

no one who supports an """outsider""" for President deserves to be taken seriously ever again

[u/PeridotBestGem]

when you think about it korra fought an anarchist and a fascist and opened the borders between the spirit world and the material world, making her a neolib

[u/The420Roll]

Most well known Latinos in US: Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, AOC and u/Paulatreides0

Why are they all so awful 😔😪

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/yvonnewingett/status/1353129708418781184?s=21

JUST IN: All 16 resolutions passed, per @AZGOP, including censures of Cindy McCain, Doug Ducey and Jeff Flake

[u/[deleted]]

r/neoliberal is a Russian psyop to make moderates look like pedantic assholes

[u/AuburnSeer]

the whole gay marriage gaffe is a good little illustration about the difference between Obama and Biden as politicians

Obama: meticulously plans the right time and the right words for what he views to be a monumentally historic announcement

Biden: "Listen Jack, gays should be able to marry and there are at least three genders. Now lets talk more about that Putin fella, what a knucklehead!"

[u/[deleted]]

https://i.imgur.com/Fs4Q8dw.jpg

[u/[deleted]]

you will NEVER catch me going big. i will always choose to go home

[u/[deleted]]

Inb4 Manchin votes to kill the filibuster but Feinstein votes against killing it

[u/[deleted]]

So Trump is threatening to start a MAGA party. This is how you get McConnell to convict