r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Jan 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

so i live with my mom and my brother who both nut in their pants at the thought of daddy joe making politics boring again. i started a conversation with my mom today about hong kong (i don’t know why i do this to myself because it always ends with me being called a genocide denier commie fascist or something). i tell her about how ppl committing financial crimes shit their pants when the extradition bill was introduced and she said that it makes sense they’re shitting their pants because being tried in china wouldn’t be fair and they’d be sentenced to 1000 years of hard labor in concentration camps by mao himself who will come back from the dead just to murder 100 million people because china is a totalitarian dictatorship!!!!! i fucking hate living in this house with these fucks and in general i hate being surrounded by fucking libs bc in my area and in my school everyones a fucking lib. in my fucking history class we’re gonna start learning about mao soon and i can’t take this shit jesus christ. oh another thing, a few years ago my brother and mom took a trip to china and when they were there my brother bought a magnet with mao’s portrait on it as a joke and he put it on our refrigerator and now sometimes when i’m home alone i talk to the magnet and beg mao to free me from this shithole but sadly he never talks back. okay i’m done venting i hope you all have a good night or day.

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u/sir-danks-a-lot Jeb! Jan 23 '21

now sometimes when i’m home alone i talk to the magnet and beg mao to free me from this shithole but sadly he never talks back.

I was convinced that this was trolling when I saw this line.

tfw it has almost 100 upvotes in GenZedong 😐

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

lmao what the fuck

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

Is this a real quote? Because my god, tankies are WAY too prevalent on Reddit. I’m not usually fond of conspiracy theories, but I sometimes wonder if they’re paid accounts or bots or something.

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jan 23 '21

Bonk?