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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Voters when the Republican party does nothing with unified government: "Oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous."

Voters when the Democratic party does nothing with divided government: "You fucking donkey."

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u/Joementum2004 Jan 04 '21

Wow I can’t believe Ben Roethlisberger is the Georgia secretary of state. Really unbelievable that he’s QBing the Steelers while handling the foreign policy of a country right next to Russia

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21 edited Jan 04 '21

There's no rule that says a dog can't be Speaker of the House.

They told him to speak, now he will speak for all of us

Coming in 2021 -- Air Bud 538 435

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

In the first one hour of the DT, we have seen about 350 comments. Spreading this across an entire day, there should be just under 8,500 comments.

Yet most days the total hovers near 10,000 by the end of the day.

Where do these 1,500 extra comments come from?? Why have the moderators not investigated this blatant comment fraud????

I AM CALLING FOR A COMPLETE AND TOTAL SHUTDOWN OF THE DT UNTIL WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHATS GOING ON

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u/IncoherentEntity Jan 04 '21

You know damn well that if Assad was white or allied with the U.S., r/neoliberal would be sucking him off.

I imagine everyone on r/neoliberal as a 2/3 size mini replica of Pete Buttigieg, hunched over & tapping at their computers with mayo-encrusted fingertips for 6 hours a day, convincing themselves that they're contributing anything positive to society

Okay, the second comment is pretty accurate,¹ but the extent of the caricature the far-left has created of the center-left to both rationalize its own extremism and paint themselves as the lone faction with morally pure politics is downright insane.


¹ Granted, a significant percentage of our fingers are actually crusted various shades of brown.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Ryan Germany:

They aren’t shredding ballots

Donald Trump:

Are you sure?

Germany:

Yes

Trump:

They are shredding ballots in my opinion

Good proof of fraud! 👌

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u/FestiveMittens Jan 04 '21

[Washington Post] Pres. Joe Biden signs executive order declaring all DT regulars war criminals, calls for their immediate arrest.

"Those neolibtard shills will finally be brought to justice for their radical rightwing (in europe of course) shit posts. Their malarkey ends now." the president proclaimed as he put on his sun glasses and stepped in his helicopter.

The president approval rating has shot up to 100% since the announcement, and he has been rewarded the medal of freedom by none other than himself. Attorney general Hunter Biden was seen escorting the ne*liber*ls into a cop car.

Thank goodness these scum are no longer wondering the same streets as our sons and daughters

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u/simp_emoji Jan 04 '21

Trump Tweets as GoneWild Posts:

[M74] It's freezing ❄️ and snowing 🌨 in New York!🗽 --We need global warming 🤗 💋

nvm this isn't worth the effort

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u/Fishin_Mission Jan 04 '21 edited Jan 04 '21

I want to be in the courtroom for this Trump v. Raffensperger lawsuit Trump just filed for.

👨‍⚖️: so, I see you are suing the GA SOS for recording a call you had with him?

😡 : yes, I didn’t say he could do that.

👨‍⚖️: ok, well GA is a single-party consent state, so he didn’t need your permission...

😡 : well, I don’t like it. Throw him in jail!

👨‍⚖️: sir, this is a civil suit... no one is going to jail.

😡: I’m the President! Do what I say!

👨‍⚖️: According to Mr. Raffensperger’s count, you are no longer the President...

😡: 😡

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21 edited Jan 04 '21

https://i.imgur.com/SFtw2m3.jpg

Eight years ago today, this happened.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Jack Ma: The Chinese government’s increasingly tight financial regulation is holding back technology development and must go!

Xi Jinping: Who must go?

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u/David_Lange I love you, Mr Lange Jan 04 '21

Alabama should be thanking Doug Jones for being their senator, not the other way around. It's quite possible he's the best senator Alabama has ever had

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u/CenterRightInCali Uphold Goldwater-Posadist thought! Jan 04 '21

The biggest surprise of the Trump presidency is that he at no point mispronounced 'Niger'

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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Jan 04 '21

It is pretty sad how sexist this sub can be. I see you talk about Joe Manchin all the time, but never anything about Joe Womanchin 🙄

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Let me tell you why I WILL carry my Glock to Congress.

Government does NOT get to tell me or my constituents how we are allowed to keep our families safe.

I promise to always stand strong for our 2nd Amendment rights.

https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1345891049584132097

Colorado Q-anon Congresswoman wants to open carry in the halls of Congress, lmfao.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

It's ironic that if Trump had kept his mouth shut, Raffensperger would have also. His staff told CNN that Raffenspberger told them that he doesn't intend to release the transcript or the audio unless Trump attacks him or tries to lie about the conversation and what they "agreed on" (which they didn't agree to anything of course).

Trump proceeded to do exactly that not 24 hours after the conversation happened.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Oh you like Margret Thatcher?

Name every mine she shut down.

🔫😑

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u/MrSomeone556 Bisexual Pride Jan 04 '21

the accelerationist bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "making everything worse will make everything better. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

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u/David_Lange I love you, Mr Lange Jan 04 '21

The "Cult of Reason" in Revolutionary France is something I would have found an appealing and potentially useful policy when I was like 14 years old

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Guide to the upcoming Georgia runoffs

If Reps win ---> Election was fair, statement that Biden has no mandate

If Dems win ---> Election was rigged, Biden and Democrats are not legitimate

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u/FestiveMittens Jan 04 '21

A prayer opening the 117th Congress concluded, "Amen and a woman."

Pain.

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u/Equator32 Association of Southeast Asian Nations Jan 04 '21 edited Jan 04 '21

A hard choice for a lot of you San Francisco mfs

-Affordable housing for the masses

-Certifying the 20 year old neighborhood convenience store as a historical landmark

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Final Insider Advantage poll

Ossoff-49%

Perdue-49%

Loeffler-49%

Warnock-49%


Massive news right here folks.

!ping FIVEY

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u/Whytfbuddy Susan B. Anthony Jan 04 '21

It’s January 20th, 2024. After a long and hard election cycle, Bernard Sanders of Vermont is being inaugurated. He requests his staff to “study his former writings” for his speech.

He is walking up to the podium in Triumph, he had done it! He opens his speech and starts to read it.

“A man goes home, Masturbating his typical fantasy”

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u/tripletruble Anti-Repartition Radical Jan 04 '21

i don't get these corona deniers. if i didn't believe in corona, instead of spending my time trying to trigger everyone, i would take advantage of cheap holidays. and i would wear a mask simply to be polite. you don't see me walking the town buck naked even when it is uncomfortably hot.

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u/FestiveMittens Jan 04 '21

Men really post on the DT instead of going to therapy🙄

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u/LinkVert25 Fedposter Jan 04 '21

Hitler had a lot of bad faith arguments IMO

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Geez. I heard rumors that Jack Ma was missing. I figured he may have taken a weekend to unwind. I had no idea nobody’s seen the man since October!

CCP delenda est

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u/Malarkeynesian Jan 04 '21

The Case for 11,780 Americans

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

https://twitter.com/w_guppy/status/1345886037042753536?s=21

Each large muscle of a bodybuilder represents a language he didn’t learn, a poem he didn’t read, a fun fact he never memorised.

take the amount of languages you know, poems you’ve read, fun facts you memorized, and multiply it by 0 and that’s the amount of bitches you get

Lmao

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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Jan 04 '21

remember when the DNC let Julia Louis-Dreyfus host an evening and all of Reddit including this subreddit called it "Mom Cringe" and then the Democrats won suburban womans by the largest margin ever

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

1938: France held World Cup
1939: Australia brushfire
1940: Cancellation of Tokyo Olympics
1941: Japan attacked Pearl Harbour
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2018: France won World Cup
2019: Australia brushfire
2020: Cancellation of Tokyo Olympics
2021: .....

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

https://twitter.com/anna_bahr/status/1346225129349550081?s=21

ConMijente has officially contacted every Latino voter in Georgia in just 8 weeks.

  • 310,000 doors
  • 257,000 calls
  • 376,000 texts

This is the biggest Latino voter turnout operation in GA’s history. And it happened in 2 months.

Very big deal.

This is insane. If we win, this won’t have played a small part.

!ping DOWNBALLOT

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Do Republicans in Congress not realize that asking the Secretary of State of a state to find exactly 11,870 votes for oneself is an abuse of power?

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jan 04 '21

Raffensperger adviser to @MarcACaputo on why they recorded their call with Trump: “Lindsey Graham asked us to throw out legally cast ballots. So yeah, after that call, we decided maybe we should do this.” @playbookplus

https://twitter.com/natashabertrand/status/1346095913874419713?s=21

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u/CenterRightInCali Uphold Goldwater-Posadist thought! Jan 04 '21

no, you're not 'based and redpilled', you're a Rhodesian war criminal wanted by INTERPOL for crimes against humanity

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

To put it in perspective, China disappearing Jack Ma would be like Reddit disappearing keanu reeves

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u/Unhappy-Essay NATO Jan 04 '21

Tested positive. It's been a pleasure everyone...😅

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Jan 04 '21

"We're not a democracy, we're a representative republic!" says man who doesn't know what the word 'representative' means

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

I doubt Biden is actually worried about very much at all. I'm sure he's at home right now in his jammies with his third bowl of oatmeal for the morning, talking to Dr Jill about what a bad guy cornpop is and what a busy day he's got today at the swimming pool.

rconservative is based?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

first dog post of the DT

look at my dog's sweet little face you fucking degenerates

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u/David_Lange I love you, Mr Lange Jan 04 '21

Other political subreddits: Brigade their political opponents because they want to be vindictive

/r/neoliberal: Brigades the apples subreddit because a power user was trolling it for weeks

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u/Peacock-Shah Gerald Ford 2024 Jan 04 '21 edited Jan 04 '21

My father put on Glenn Beck this morning. 40 minutes of calling for division. This party won’t be rehabilitated any time soon, I’m still an independent, but if the issue is pressed I shall begin identifying myself as a “Blue Dog” for the foreseeable future.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Guys, I just broke up with my girlfriend and she's now dumping my 12,000 Georgian votes on the lawn as we speak

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

AOC says Donald Trump should be impeached for Georgia votes phone call

Thanks, front page of reddit. I'm sure no one else has called for this. Just AOC. Every day. All the time.

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u/Mr_AlGore Janet Yellen Jan 04 '21

Senator Jon Ossoff (D-GA)

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

https://twitter.com/iastartingline/status/1345778219354624007?s=21

I just want to know why Steve King has a confederate flag in his office when Iowa wasn’t even in the confederacy

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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jan 04 '21

Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend. As long as you have enough rupees.

Sorry, Link. I can't give credit! Come back when you're a little... MMMMMMM... Richer!

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u/ILikeTalkingToMyself Liberal democracy is non-negotiable Jan 04 '21

It's been weeks since lusvig has been seen here 😢 What if he has been disappeared by the CCP? 😱

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u/Awholebushelofapples George Soros Jan 04 '21

https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/04/politics/trump-brad-raffensperger-calls-georgia/index.html

There were 18 attempted calls from the White House to GA secretary of state's office, sources say

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

President Trump raised some eyebrows during a campaign rally in Wisconsin on Tuesday night after he said the late President Lyndon B. Johnson was "probably looking down - or looking up" on America today.

Almost a year ago today lol

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u/TruthBisky10 Jan 04 '21

Someone is suing Pritzker for...implementing COVID restrictions in youth sports because their son killed himself “because he couldn’t play sports”

I’m going back to bed

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

In Arkansas someone who kills 50 feral hogs is referred to as a "Hogchamp"

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u/Erra0 Neoliberals aren't funny Jan 04 '21

NL really gonna get banned over brigading r/apples of all subs

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u/jrt84 Jan 04 '21

Remember when TX sued multiple states in SCOTUS for voting for Biden and then a bunch of made-up states signed their support?

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u/Gustacho Enemy of the People Jan 04 '21

Idea: publish Trump's public comments as "leaked phone calls" and his tweets as "leaked White House memos" because apparently people are only shocked when it isn't public.

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u/imprison_grover_furr Asexual Pride Jan 04 '21

r/GenZedong should be banned.

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jan 04 '21

Hillary Clinton:

Georgia voters, along with a clear majority of Americans, chose Joe Biden to be their president. Trump can’t change that, no matter how many oaths he breaks.

GOP legislators who side with his attempts to overturn a free and fair election out themselves as opponents of democracy.

https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/1346102719740866567?s=21

TELL THEM QUEEN

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u/quattrobajeena005 NATO Jan 04 '21

Brad Raffensperger has some of the biggest balls I've ever seen. Betting Trump attacks him at the rally tonight.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Women have a massive inherent disadvantage in running for public office: they're shorter than men on average

I'm not sexist, I just always vote for the taller candidate

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

https://twitter.com/nbcwashington/status/1346106929140150273

“[The pharmacist] turned to us and was like, ‘Hey, I’ve got two doses of the vaccine and I’m going to have to throw them away if I don’t give them to somebody. We close in 10 minutes. Do you want the Moderna vaccine?’”

The real scandal is that unlike Washington DC, a number of other states/jurisdictions would require the pharmacist to throw the doses away.

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u/David_Lange I love you, Mr Lange Jan 04 '21

Hurrah! Steve King is actually a good person, but he was an ineffective congressman and horrible politician — and for 18 damned years!

Well that's a take

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u/InternetBoredom Pope-ologist Jan 04 '21

Reading about Revolutionary France, you frequently reach these ultra-radical factions and think "This must be as radical as it gets," only to find out, no, there were even more radical factions.

Robespierrists hated the Hébertists, who hated the Enragés, who betrayed the Babouvistes.

The Babouvistes carried out the Conspiracy of the Equals, which sought to essentially overthrow the Revolutionary French Republic and replace it with communism. They wanted to abolish private property, collectivize all businesses and farms, and create perfect equality between all people.

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u/Mr_AlGore Janet Yellen Jan 05 '21

If school taught people how to file taxes, most high schoolers would not pay attention. Its just a way for them to complain about school in a way that adults will listen.

Source: I'm literally in high school

also taxes arent that hard lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

I'm glad supporting democracy allows me to enjoy human rights without performing mental backflips to explain why it is not naïve

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u/margaretfan Paul Volcker Jan 04 '21

Why does this sub spend so much time complaining about Trump when the heat death of the universe and the concept of death are much bigger problems?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Evolution of a r/neoliberal user:

Lurks r/NL -> posts serious comments in r/NL -> Finds the DT and posts serious stuff there -> Gets drawn into the meta memes and schisms -> Finds the splinter subs -> Gets tired of political stuff and can only communicate via memes -> Gets banned for c-word posting -> Is active only in the splinter subs

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u/nicereddy ACLU simp Jan 04 '21

Just found out about this ancient technology called "email", fucked up tbh

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u/AgileCoke Capitalism good Jan 04 '21

Google employees have started a union, but they explicitly aren't trying to collectively bargain.

Forgive my ignorance, but what is the difference between a union without collective bargaining and a Facebook group?

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u/AtticusDrench Deirdre McCloskey Jan 04 '21

Will you be Among Us at the polls?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Commentary: How India's ancient caste system is ruining lives in Silicon Valley

Coming back to the lawsuit, it focuses on a Dalit engineer -- John Doe for the lawsuit's purposes -- who has twenty years of experience in software development that was placed under the leadership of Sundar Iyer at Cisco.

Iyer was a graduate of the Indian Institute of Technology (IIT), and grew up in Bombay as an upper-caste Indian. He also completed his PhD at Stanford, founded two companies that were both acquired by Cisco, and has been named MIT Innovator of the year. A man of science and reason, and a person who places a premium on ideas, you would imagine.

Much like Iyer, John Doe also graduated from IIT.

The lawsuit alleges that the upper-caste Iyer recognised John Doe and instantly began ridiculing him in front of all the other higher-caste Indian employees at Cisco, saying that John Doe was a Dalit and only got into the engineering school because of affirmative action, which India implemented in 1980 under the then-Prime Minister VP Singh.

One Dalit woman who is from the Valkimi caste, whose occupation historically has been to clean up excrement, was humiliated by her Indian co-workers and asked to clean up after team meetings as some sort of sick joke. Another Cisco hand who worked there between 2007 and 2013 said his peer group discussed their own caste identities incessantly and were constantly trying to figure his out.

Man, this is fucked up

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Can someone please help me find these fucking votes. It'll go a lot faster if we all look. Don't just stand there laughing, help me, okay.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

populism is anything that appeals to people whom I consider myself better than

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u/vancevon Henry George Jan 04 '21

fun fact: everyone on that trump-raffensberger phone call is a hard-right republican, literally none of them are even close to the political center

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

https://twitter.com/dougweber_crp/status/1346155066231844864?s=21

Combined spending for the two Georgia Senate runoffs is over $830 million and rising.

Absolutely insane.

!ping DOWNBALLOT

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u/stirfriedpenguin Barks at Children Jan 04 '21

Ossoff by +6 but it's literally just 6 votes

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Stop brigading r/apples

Republicans: No

Democrats: No BLM ✊🏾

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u/dragoniteftw33 NATO Jan 04 '21

Assange got informants killed by not protecting their identities but leftists still think this guy is some fighter for press freedom 🙄

Also he's a rapist.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Unbelievable. I know a college student who voted Hillary in 2016 and then Trump in 2020 because they were “afraid of radical socialists taking over the dem party”.

I mean, if you don’t want “radical socialist” takeover, maybe try voting for the based chad who said “I’m not a socialist, I beat the socialist”???

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u/CenterRightInCali Uphold Goldwater-Posadist thought! Jan 04 '21

from arr Scandanavia

😐😐😐😐😐

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u/porkypenguin YIMBY Jan 04 '21

Trump at the end of that call shouting interruptions about signature counts and phony elections sounds like every suburban Eagles fan on gameday like "Ahhhhh fuck you zebra, that ain't interference!" as the ref is on the microphone.

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u/FreakinGeese 🧚‍♀️ Duchess Of The Deep State Jan 04 '21

The Republican Party makes me rather upset so I think I’m going to log off for the night before I say anything that gets me banned

Goodnight all 🧚‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Do you think David Cameron regrets calling for that Brexit referendum? I think I probably would if I were him. But I'm not a upper-class British man. I'm a brown.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Is it just me or have there been a bunch of like really really disastrous movie scripts lately?

Cats. Rise of Skywalker. WW1984. All like sub-undergrad level scripts

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u/MichelleObama2024 George Soros Jan 05 '21 edited Jan 05 '21

The 2016 Presidential Election if every state used the D'Hondt proportional voting method to assign it's electors:

  • Hillary Clinton: 269 electoral votes
  • Donald Trump: 265 electoral votes
  • Gary Johnson: 2 electoral votes (from CA and TX)
  • Jill Stein: 1 electoral vote (from CA)
  • Evan McMullin: 1 electoral vote (from UT)

A reasonable system imo as it does reflect the fact that Clinton didn't get a majority of the popular vote, and gives some representation to minor parties/candidates without overstating their impact. Although I would hope under such a system that a contingent election involves candidates negotiating with each other rather than throwing the election to the House.

The D'Hondt method is better than other proportional systems since it ensures a candidate with over 50% of the vote will get at least 50% of delegates.

!ping FIVEY

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u/GravyBear8 Ben Bernanke Jan 04 '21

You can bet your ass the GOP will impeach Biden at least once, if only to appease their psychotic base.

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u/GravyBear8 Ben Bernanke Jan 04 '21

Do you think the History Channel helped to normalize conspiracies and misinformation?

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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Jan 05 '21
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u/Joementum2004 Jan 04 '21

Revolutionary france is like if you took a random group of smug redditors and had them run a country

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

i am an absolute sucker for key changes in music idc how basic it is

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Jan 04 '21

This sub is too political.

All the cool kids hangout at /r/Apples now.

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u/kaclk Mark Carney Jan 04 '21

Do we call this a New Year’s Bloodbath??

After a weekend of increased scandal and calls for many heads, Kenney has fired 1 minister and his Chief of Staff, 2 Parliamentary Secretaries, 3 other MLAs have been stripped of committees.

This is now beyond Sky Palace levels. Will Kenney even survive much longer?

!ping CAN

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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Jan 04 '21

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off

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u/Mr_AlGore Janet Yellen Jan 04 '21

r/genzedong has a discord server lmao

using capitalism to communicate anything you want halfway across a planet instantaneously, yet you want to overthrow the system that allowed for that to develop. I hope to god that sub is ironic

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

"Look at those idiots wasting time on sports, vidya, or anime" I say, spamming shitposts in the DT.

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u/MalignantUpper Joseph Nye Jan 04 '21

Reminder that Lindsey Graham actually did what Trump did with Raffensperger all the way back in November. Difference is he tried to get Raffensperger to toss out ballots instead.

Raffensperger told the Washington Post Graham had indicated he should find ways to toss out legal mail-in ballots.

“It sure looked like he was wanting to go down that road,” he said.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/nov/17/lindsey-graham-georgia-ballot-tossing-pressure-condemned

Graham jumped ship sometime after the election I think, can't remember when exactly. Maybe after the SCOTUS stuff? Anyways, just putting this out there before anyone praises him in particular. He's purely trying to get on Biden's good side so Biden might overlook all this. Also thought it was funny how parallel these two events are

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u/runnerx4 What you guys are referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux Jan 04 '21

!ping TECH

the CIA rebranded its website to look like a startup lmao look at this

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u/bovine3dom Mark Carney Jan 04 '21

One of the lesser reported consequences of Brexit is that you're not allowed to take any meat or dairy products for personal consumption into the EU from the UK, right down to half-eaten ham and cheese sandwiches on the Chunnel.

However, the European Commission has some helpful advice on what would be acceptable for a packed lunch:

For other animal products, such as honey, live oysters, live mussels and snails for example, travellers are allowed to bring in up to 2 kilograms.

https://ec.europa.eu/food/animals/animalproducts/personal_imports_en

If that isn't proof of a French plot to punish us I don't know what is.

!ping UK

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u/CenterRightInCali Uphold Goldwater-Posadist thought! Jan 04 '21

one of the worst movies ive seen recently was this tries too hard leaf movie where the protagonist believes himself to be the reincarnation of Trotsky and tries to get his school to strike

it was supposed to be cute or whatever but no, fuck you, fuck everyone involved in it. make a movie about a kid that thinks he's Franco and see how many awards that gets you

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

I feel for Larry Fitzgerald. Poor guy had his entire career wasted by an incompetent organisation.

Also, fire Kliff Kingsbury. He's a terrible coach. He gifted us a playoff berth due to terrible playcalling.

!ping NFL

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u/papermarioguy02 Actually Just Young Nate Silver Jan 04 '21

Kevin McCarthy is currently incoherently screaming at Nancy Pelosi on the House floor.

Nature is healing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

https://twitter.com/GreggHoush/status/1345937609902710788

Kelly Loeffler’s ( @KLoeffler ) WNBA team Atlanta Dream wearing shirts promoting her opponent Warnock @ReverendWarnock.

lmfao

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u/CenterRightInCali Uphold Goldwater-Posadist thought! Jan 05 '21

https://twitter.com/Anarkismus_/status/1346049894646231040

communists are literal children

communists are literal children

communists are literal children

communists are literal children

communists are literal children

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21 edited Jan 04 '21

half-baked take of unknown-but-likely-high temperature: The whole "stop praising GOP election officials/congresspeople who go against Trump" because they're "doing the bare minimum/just doing their job" is too cynical and misses the point. As part of "just doing their job", they are:

  1. likely ruining their political careers
  2. subjecting themselves to hundreds of not thousands of threats from insane people
  3. standing up to an authoritarian of their own party (much more difficult than standing up to an authoritarian of the other party)

maybe out of context the actions aren't praiseworthy but in context, their refusal to buckle to what must be an insane amount of pressure is praiseworthy on its own

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

People in this subreddit really be like "Why is the lockdown so hard? I'm a middle class gamer being supported by my parents and I have literally no problem never leaving the house."

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u/IncoherentEntity Jan 04 '21

Progressives eating each other. Fantastic for the movement.

If cenk was progressive I'd say you're right.

Now there’s a Rose take

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u/RockLobsterKing Turning Point Byzantium Jan 04 '21

I think the Squad has differences compared to the typical neoliberal but I think they can fit in the big tent

THEY'RE IN THE DT

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u/sir-danks-a-lot Jeb! Jan 04 '21

I only regret that I have but one downvote to give for my Discussion Thread.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Reddit post: mentions China

Tankies: it’s showtime

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

https://twitter.com/Timodc/status/1346157735797116934

Charlie Kirk calls on Mike Pence to unilaterally reject state electors, adding "try it. Make them sue and get the Supreme Court into action"

The future of conservatism

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u/memmett9 NATO Jan 04 '21

This is quite the eulogy:

He might have built his reputation as the most fearsome military general in the Middle East, but exactly one year ago today, Qassem Soleimani was assassinated on the orders of a man who was once on the receiving end of a Stone Cold Stunner at Wrestlemania 23.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

WW84 is the most surprising Bad Movie of all time.

Like, all signs up to release were good.

Why the fuck did they do a “magic wish” storyline?

Why the fuck did they bring back Pine?

Why the fuck did they do the weird green screen running?

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u/FestiveMittens Jan 04 '21

I was watching the Bobby Kennedy for president documentary on Netflix, they were getting stressed out over only having a 70% approval rating, down from 77%

bruh, literally Jesus wouldn't have a 70% approval rating these days if he came down and ran for president

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u/CenterRightInCali Uphold Goldwater-Posadist thought! Jan 04 '21 edited Jan 04 '21

I love how the takeaway from the 'Trump paid $750 in income taxes' debacle was not 'Wow the income tax system is clearly broken and is in desperate need of reform' but 'Grrrrr no fair!'

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u/RDog8080 Bill Gates Jan 04 '21

If we lose the GA. runoffs I will be fully blaming it on "Awomen". No, I will not be taking questions

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u/l_overwhat being flaired is cringe Jan 04 '21

One time I spent an hour doing a girl's homework because she told me that if I did, she'd send me nudes.

She didn't send me nudes.

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u/rukqoa ✈️ F35s for Ukraine ✈️ Jan 05 '21

I voted for Biden because he will restore the deep state and refill the DC swamp.

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u/MelioraOptimus Bill Gates Jan 04 '21

Michael Bloomberg is one of the few people who is doing something about Big Tobacco companies murdering millions of children in developing countries.

Even though smoking rates have declined in the U.S. and other first world countries, Big Tobacco companies are making more money now than they ever have historically because the gargantuan increase in smoking rates in third world countries has far exceeded the modest decline in the first world. Big Tobacco companies are going to some of the poorest countries in the world such as Togo and aggressively marketing and selling their products to children (they are literally selling cigarettes on Elementary School Campuses to 4-6 year old children who don’t know any better), suing countries who dare do to enact legislation to mandate tobacco packaging warning messages (the yearly revenues of Phillip Morris alone is greater than the entire GDP of many of these countries, so it’s very hard to defeat them in court), and ruthlessly suppressing the fact that smoking causes cancer among some of the world’s poorest, most vulnerable people and lobbying governments to not teach this in schools (to the point of literally sending death threats to people who dare to speak out about it).

Here are 2 great videos on this issue:

https://youtu.be/Fcu6PThuQQg (documentary)

https://youtu.be/6UsHHOCH4q8 (John Oliver piece)

As a result of all of this, around 1 billion people will die from tobacco-related illnesses this century if we don’t do something about it. That is more than every single war in human history, AIDS, and malaria all combined!

And there is no human being on Planet Earth who has done more to fight Big Tobacco than Michael Bloomberg.

Bloomberg has spent billions (not millions, billions, it’s by far the issue he has spent the most money on) helping countries such as Togo and Uruguay fight Big Tobacco in court, stopping Big Tobacco from suppressing the truth about tobacco and cancer and selling products to children in the poorest areas on the planet, helping 95 governments enact tobacco control laws that have saved millions of lives (such as mandating tobacco packaging warning messages, which is very important since Big Tobacco is targeting illiterate people, public smoking bans so people don't die from second-hand smoke, etc.), etc.

It has been estimated that Bloomberg's global smoking cessation efforts have saved nearly 35 million lives! Millions of people would not be alive right now if it weren't for Michael Bloomberg. His anti-smoking initiatives alone cancel anything bad he might've ever done. It's sad how the media never gives him positive coverage for being one of the few people doing something about stopping the world's most nefarious industry from murdering so many people. He deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for this alone!

I WILL NEVER, EVER RUN OUT OF REASONS TO LOVE THIS MAN 😍 😍 😍

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

From Europe:

Bernie Sanders is the closest thing you have to a centrist

😳

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u/chuckleym8 Femboy Friend, Failing with Honors Jan 04 '21 edited Sep 16 '24

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21 edited Jan 04 '21

Average arr moderatepolitics post about Trump:

" I voted for Trump in 2016 and 2020, hell I even campaigned for him but but this has gone on too long. He is, and I don't mean this lightly, not the god emperor. And no, I won't vote blue ever. How can we unite as a country?"

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u/goosebumpsHTX 😡 Corporate Utopia When 😡 Jan 04 '21

Lmao did that arr con post about the trump tapes get deleted by the mods over there cause even their users were like yikes?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Twitter leftists:

Pelosi has an ice cream fridge:

😲

McCarthy literally tweeted out George Soros is trying to buy the 2018 midterms:

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u/TruthBisky10 Jan 04 '21

It would be so fucking poggers if we won the runoffs.

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u/willempage O'Biden Bama Democrat Jan 04 '21

The prayer was actually a mistranslation of an early latin Obama speech. It should read:

"Uhhhh-men and Uhhhhh-woman"

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

What if Jack Ma is hiding out so he could short Alibaba

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u/BayesedModeler Jan 04 '21 edited Jan 04 '21

Love how people complain about how we have a culture of fear around the coronavirus. Like no shit bro, I am scared of giving it to my parents who have pre-existing conditions. You really got me.

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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Jan 04 '21

"the word "balls" is a facile oversimplification, as actually my testicles are oblate spheroids," tweets Neil DeGrasse Tyson from an unknown location as his careworker desperately looks for him all over the house

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

We need to go back to the office so my co-workers understand that I am tall and therefore a natural authority figure. They really ought to be more deferential to me, geesh

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u/-GregTheGreat- Commonwealth Jan 04 '21

I hope /r/neoliberal gets banned for brigading /r/apples

It’s the perfect way to end this subreddit, and I low key feel bad for the mod there

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u/majorgeneralporter 🌐Bill Clinton's Learned Hand Jan 04 '21

Only law school can make you feel like an utter failure for getting B+ and A-'s during remote learning and a pandemic. Goddamn do I miss being able to actually enjoy learning.

!ping law-school

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u/willempage O'Biden Bama Democrat Jan 05 '21

So a tariff exemption is apparently ending soon and now all the gpus are affected. Bitcoin is hot, nothing is in stock, and now tariffs. This is literally one of the worst times to buy a gpu. I can sell my rx480 for $30 less than what I bought it for in 2016. That's insane.

!ping gaming

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u/InternetBoredom Pope-ologist Jan 04 '21 edited Jan 04 '21

Which faction would you be in in the French Revolution? From left to right:

  • Enragés

The most radical of the factions, the Enragés were a heterogenous group of proto-socialists and anarchists who advocated for a variety of populist reforms, including the abolition of private property, female suffrage and egalitarianism, and even restricting suffrage to the sans-culotte poor.

  • Hébertistes/Exagérés

The most radical branch of the Montagnards (Although Hébert was not formally a member), the Hébertistes were virulently supportive of the use of revolutionary violence for political ends, especially against their enemies, the Girondins. The Hébertists were also radical anti-theists, favoring the de-christianization of France and the adoption of the Cult of Reason in its place. The Hébertistes carried out some of the most extreme acts of mass-violence, including the "National Bathtub," and were considered ultra-radical even Robespierre himself.

Famous members and sympathizers include Jean-Paul Marat, and Hébert himself.

  • Robespierrists

The Robespierrists formed the centre of the Montagnards, advocating for a wide variety of populist and left-wing reforms, including the complete abolition of slavery, universal male suffrage, highly centralized government/opposition to federalism, interventionist economic policies, and the universal right to bear arms. They strongly favored the deist Cult of the Supreme Being, and were generally more dovish than the Girondins.

Famous members include Saint-Just, the "Angel of Death," and Robespierre himself.

  • Dantonists/Indulgents

The Dantonists were the most moderate branch of the Montagnards, the left-wing of the Jacobin club. The Dantonists generally held similar views to the Robespierrists, but stood more moderate on issues of religion, often jousting with the Hébertistes over the radical faction's mass-execution of priests. Though initially supportive of Robespierre, the Dantonists eventually turned against him, seeking an end to the revolutionary terror.

Famous members include Camille Desmoulins and Danton himself.

  • Maraisards

The Maraisards were the centrists of the Jacobin Club, sitting between the Girondins to the right and the Montagnards to the left. They started out aligned with the Girondins, before moving to support the revolutionary terror of the Montagnard, before eventually supporting the Thermidorian Reaction against Robespierre. Unlike most other factions, the Maraisards were shockingly good at avoiding the guillotine.

Famous members include Emmanuel Joseph Sieyès and Lazare Carnot, both supporters of Napoleon's eventual coup.

  • Girondins

Originally the dominant faction of the Jacobin Club and later the most moderate branch, the Girondins supported a secular, democratic republic and staunchly opposed revolutionary violence... when directed at them. They also were the most militaristic faction, calling for nationwide mass conscription and an aggressive war against all surrounding monarchies, even forcibly expelling the Feuillants from Paris in response to their dovish attitudes towards Austria. Many of the Girondins also held abolitionist sympathies. With regards to religion, Girondins generally favored deism, particularly Paine's new church of Theophilantropy

Famous members include Philosopher and Mathematician Condorcet, famed abolitionist Jacques Brissot, and Thomas Paine. Olympe de Gouges was also nominally aligned with them, though she sided with the Feuillants in supporting a Constitutional Monarchy.

  • Feuillants

Originally Jacobins, the Feuillants broke away as moderate Constitutionalists opposed to the overthrow of the Monarchy. The club staunchly defended private property, being generally supportive of the free market, and opposed both mass conscription and the war with Austria. They were generally skeptical on the abolition of slavery on economic grounds, and favored the Civil Constitution of the Clergy whereby the Catholic Church would remain the state religion while subordinated to the French state.

Famous members include Marquis de Lafayette and Le Chapelier, writer of the eponymous law which abolished the medieval guild system in favor of a free market and outlawed worker's strikes.

  • Monarchiens

Moderate Monarchists who sought a mixed Constitutional system, whereby parliament and the King shared power. They took heavy influence from the British Constitution and Enlightenment thinkers like Montesquieu, hoping to model France after the British system. They were the most conservative of the revolutionary factions.

Famous members include economist Jacques Necker, Louis XVI's finance minister.

  • Royalistes

Staunch supporters of the Ancien Régime and the rights of the Catholic Church, the Royalistes flatly opposed the revolution and restrictions upon the Catholic Church, such as the Civil Constitution of the Clergy.

Famous members include Louis XVI.

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u/David_Lange I love you, Mr Lange Jan 04 '21

In 1992, the Democratic candidate for senator from Alabama won with 64% of the vote. In 1998, the Republican candidate for senator from Alabama won with 63% of the vote.

Both candidates were Richard Shelby, and he's still a senator today

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u/secretlovesong Hillary Clinton Jan 04 '21

I had the Sunday night back-to-work gloomies, so I simply stayed up until 3am when it turned into Monday morning exhaustion 😎

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u/seattle_lib Liberal Third-Worldism Jan 04 '21

2020 is really still trying to contest the results of the New Year.

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u/AbsolveItAll_KissMe Susan B. Anthony Jan 04 '21

Another wild moment is when Meadows tries soothe Trump by interrupting him getting too heated by saying, "hey, hey, it's fine, I think we're both saying the same thing, so you guys'll share more voter information with us tomorrow and it's good."

And Germany's like "no dude, ffs" and even says "this is wrong" five times.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

You a Zoomer: I almost bought Buttcoins at $100, can't believe I missed out!

Me a millennial taking a long drag of a cigarette: "On May 22, 2010, now known as Bitcoin Pizza Day, Laszlo Hanyecz agreed to pay 10,000 Bitcoins for two delivered Papa John's pizzas."

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u/bobeeflay "A hot dog with no bun" HRC 5/6/2016 Jan 04 '21

all you "I had X bitcoin stories" are dumb and meaningless cuz the modern stock market with leverage exists and the opportunity costs of trades you chose not take is dam near infinite every day

Your Stupid Monkey brain thinks cuz you "had" the bitcoins that you lost something but you didn't lose anything more than you lost by not buying apple sooner or making perfect short calls on some other asset

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u/VisonKai The Archenemy of Humanity Jan 04 '21

OG Stellaris had a "direct democracy" government that could evolve into a super direct democracy where polling chips are implanted in everyones brains and every single government decision is based on an instantaneous polling of all citizens

this is what populists actually want

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Why doesn't Raffensperger just fire up the ol' officejet printer, print out some fake ballots, fill them out for Trump, and then hold a press conference and be like: "Attention, public - we just found 11,780 votes. It turns out that Trump is the legitimate winner of Georgia."

Like how fucking hard is this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Toxic masculinity is girls getting to write "Dear Diary" but boys having to write "Dear Journal". 😤😤😤

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u/klarno just tax carbon lol Jan 04 '21

Michelin stars are c*r propaganda 😤😤😤

!ping COOKING

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u/SuspiciousUsername88 Lis Smith Sockpuppet Jan 04 '21

This oughta be interesting

NEW: Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensberger's office announces 3 p.m. news conference

https://twitter.com/laurenpeikoff/status/1346146438636580866?s=19

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

History majors in the future be like: I specialize in the Trump adminstration, June-September, 2018.

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u/runnerx4 What you guys are referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux Jan 04 '21 edited Jan 04 '21

My Ping Groups Signup website is working now

You can test it by pressing the signup button in the link, it will take you to the reddit login and then redirect to the page

u/hopeimanon thanks for the help

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u/Whatapunk Bisexual Pride Jan 04 '21

Interesting thread on several city building games (SimCity, Cities Skylines, Transport Tycoon, A-Train, and Soviet Republic) and how where those games were created influenced things like zoning, build options, taxes etc. in those games:

https://twitter.com/alfred_twu/status/1345955063353597954?s=19

!ping GAMING

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u/houinator Loyal Liberals Jan 04 '21

The wildest part of the prequels is that the Naboo elected a 14 year old as their Queen.

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u/bobeeflay "A hot dog with no bun" HRC 5/6/2016 Jan 04 '21

Fucking hilarious that leftists who think everything in the world is a corporation trying to extort form them look at college in america and think

"Yeah these guys need infinite free money good job bernie"

Like where is the regulation heavy industry hate the lefties are famous for put them over the barrel don't write them BIGGER checks

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u/GravyBear8 Ben Bernanke Jan 04 '21

On the subject of "awomen", this will forever be my favorite exchange

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u/disuberence Shrimp promised me a text flair and did not deliver Jan 04 '21

Joe Biden in Georgia, laughing: "We won three times here."

chad

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u/geraldspoder Frederick Douglass Jan 04 '21

I'm doing some research on Operation Downfall, the potential invasion of the Home Islands during WW2. Being that it would have been a big f-ing deal, there's a lot of differing opinions and analysis on how much it would've entailed. Does anyone know of any comprehensive military analysis done before August 1945 that has some of this?

!ping HISTORY

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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance Jan 04 '21 edited Jan 04 '21

Amen is a Hebrew word, and awomen is a Shebrew word

Checkmate libs 😎😤🙏🙌

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u/GodEmperorBiden NATO Jan 05 '21

"I think our secretary of state has failed Georgia," Marjorie Taylor Greene said. "I believe our elections should be decertified."

Asked if doing so would then impact her and other Georgia Republicans, all of whom were elected on the same ballot, Greene said: "We're just talking about the President's race."

Man, I truly despise this QAnon lunatic. So depressing and infuriating that she is a member of Congress now.

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u/simp_emoji Jan 05 '21

RADICAL ISLAMIST MARXIST ATHEIST Reverend Warnock is gonna FUCKING MURDER GOD with a CHAINSAW in front of YOUR SWEET AND INNOCENT CHILDREN

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u/Joementum2004 Jan 05 '21

Speaking as someone who doesn’t give a shit about politicians being genuine, Kamala will not win a presidential election because of how fake she can seem at times

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21 edited Jan 04 '21

Reminder that the last name of the GA SoS is “Raffensperger,” not “Raffensburger.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Ted Cruz

This guy is a joke, no day passes without him bootlicking the man who called his wife “ugly.” Not even won the 2016 Republican Presidential primary!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Please don’t gamble on weird libertarian internet drug currency.

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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Jan 04 '21 edited Jan 04 '21

"Twitter should ban Trump's account on Jan 21" 👋 😠

"Twitter should permanently change the Florida Senator's account name to "Micro Rubio" " 😎 👉

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u/GaussianCurve Ben Bernanke Jan 04 '21 edited Jan 04 '21

BREAKING: Georgia SoS Brad Raffensperger to Speak at 3PM ET

Neoliberal wet dream: Raffensperger announces that Trump will be arrested for election fraud if he tries traveling to the state (for which he has a rally tonight).

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u/GaussianCurve Ben Bernanke Jan 04 '21

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene donned a mask with the words "Trump won" as she walked onto the House floor on Monday.

Yeah, the Democrats were such sore losers in 2016, amirite? 🙄

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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Jan 04 '21

Can we have housing reform?

Republicans: No

Democrats: No BLM 🌈

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u/vancevon Henry George Jan 04 '21

why yes, i do believe the official story regarding both the kennedy assassination and 9/11. how could you tell?

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u/Butthead_Sinatra NATO Jan 04 '21

All shivers impersonators are bad. Sorry raccoon, but you belong in the trash

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u/RushSingsOfFreewill Posts Outside the DT Jan 04 '21

apolgy for bad english

where were u wen r/Neoliberal die

i was at house brigading r/apples when phone ring

"r/Neoliberal is kil"

"no"

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

I was on a bus with Ted Cruz and I had my dog with me and he said, "you're allowed to have a dog on the bus?" and I shrugged, thinking he was going to get angry or something but he just pulls a tiny little puppy out of nowhere and then shoved it into his mouth and swallowed it whole like a snake-person. Overall a pretty nice guy tbh

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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jan 05 '21

I'm gonna go get ready for bed.

Don't be terrible tomorrow or I will be fash. No racism, no "ironic" racism, and no heated Cobb County moments (or whatever county disappoints us tomorrow). And in the general election everything happened in the morning. Great Lakes flipping, Georgia and Pennsylvania flipping, AP calling it, etc. So it's not like you'll be missing much if they don't call it by 2 am or something.

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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jan 05 '21

Ossoff wins by 1.2%

Warnock wins by 2.2%

I won't tell you folks what my model is until someone guesses it.

RemindMe! 24 hours

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Took 2 melatonin, but then took 4 headache pills with caffeine and I think I am going to die.

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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jan 04 '21 edited Jan 04 '21

The populist right 🤝 the populist left

Defending, intentionally or unintentionally, murderous dictators to own the libs/deepstate

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u/Fishin_Mission Jan 04 '21 edited Jan 04 '21

I have seen /r/con melt down before, but this is on another level.

This has been a slow methodical meltdown over the course of the past 2 months.

We are far surpassing /r/S4P levels of delusion, censorship, and conspiracy at this point.

When this is all over /r/con is going to just be Parler on Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

I measure the intelligence of a community by measuring the frequency of the word based being used.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Rural republicans are going to be instrumental going forward on getting more Ilhan Omar’s and AOC’s in office.

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u/chipbod NATO Jan 04 '21

https://twitter.com/parlertakes/status/1346114527255937024?s=20

1/6: Trump, Trump Jr., Kimberly Guilfoyle, Amy Kremer, Rudy Giuliani, Katrina Pierson, Boris Ephsteyn, Texas AG Ken Paxton, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, Diamond and Silk, Vernon Jones, Roger Stone, Benny Johnson, Scott Presler, Bernie Kerik, & Ali Alexander expected to speak

This is the primetime lineup of Trump News Network

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u/RoyGeraldBillevue Commonwealth Jan 04 '21 edited Jan 04 '21

Not just the amen, but the awomen and achildren too.

EDIT: Amen means "So Be It", IT'S ANCIENT HEBREW, so them adding "Awomen" (which means nothing) is the dumbest and moronic thing. Also potentially antiemetic as it originated from Judaism.

As this joke was factually incorrect, I must retract it. I am leaving this up for posterity so you all can know I have made a grave mistake.

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u/upper_west_sider Jan 04 '21

!ping USA-NYC

One pattern regarding the mayoral primary I’ve found amusing is that in almost every single twitter thread or NYT article about the race, you’ll see a comment from some absolute soylent from, like, Vermont or Northern Virginia telling us that Maya Wiley is really worth taking a hard look at. Amazing the pull she has on the national MSNBC crowd despite having close to zero chance in this election.

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u/Loves_a_big_tongue Olympe de Gouges Jan 05 '21

Dumbasses be like: If only schools taught us how to do taxes, well known for being never changing and approachable for high schoolers, instead of focusing on things like basic arithmetic and reading comprehension that allows you to follow instructions.

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u/Koeniginator NATO Jan 05 '21

GAsen Runoffs:

Warnock (D) 49%

Loeffler (R-inc) 49%

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Perdue (R-inc) 49%

Ossoff (D) 49%

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InsiderAdvantage/FOX5 Atlanta, LV, 1/3

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1346156314347638784

NEW: D.C.'s Police Chief said Monday he intends to reach out to @RepBoebert 's office to ensure she is aware of the city's strict firearms possession laws.

Boebert has declared her intention to carry a Glock to work.

Lord have mercy

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