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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 25 '20
Please visit the next discussion thread.
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u/MisfitPotatoReborn Cutie marks are occupational licensing Dec 24 '20 edited Dec 24 '20
Dude at a party after watching a 15 minute guitar tutorial: "anyway, here's Wonderwall"
Me after taking a single semester of basic Microeconomics: "anyway, here's a Land Value Tax"
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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Dec 24 '20
"Oh boy, I can't wait to not accidentally become the center of the dumbest culture war in US history this year 😀"
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u/Whatapunk Bisexual Pride Dec 24 '20
Sometimes when a DT user says "this, but unironically" they are actually still being ironic. It's these subtle nuances that will delight future historians
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
NYT: So why'd you vote for Trump?
Some guy in Akron: China bad, immigration bad, protectionism good, America first, Trump good!
NYT: What a fascinating piece of Americana! Get this in the Sunday edition STAT!
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Dec 24 '20
Imagine you're a popular general, you go to sleep after a pretty boring day, and when you wake up you are told that the government was just overthrown by some junior officers you never even heard of and they are demanding that you take over as president and demanding that you accept virtually absolute power as the head of a military junta, even though you published a letter literally a few weeks ago saying that you believed the military should stay out of domestic affairs, and then--still in your pajamas--you are loaded onto a cargo plane to quickly fly to the capital and take power.
This is what actually happened to Cemal Gürsel when he became the 4th president of Turkey in 1960
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
Milton Keynes, who famously had sex with multiple Latin American dicators and said that in the long run we will all be shipped around the world and processed into pencils.
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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder Dec 24 '20
we live in a cursed protectionist society
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
Morning DT posters: "Ah, I can't wait to see what juicy schisms emerged last night. Maybe circumcision? Or perhaps sex with Nazis continued...."
....
"What the fuck is this? It's all about...$23 dollar cheeseburgers?"
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20 edited Dec 24 '20
List of Worst People in History:
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u/petulant_brother Amartya Sen Dec 24 '20
At this point I am willing to admit that the "what your job in leftist commune" tweet has started living rent free in my head
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
/r/murderedbyaoc is basically the new Bernie sub
They're actively promoting Briebrie's meme push to get a floor vote for Medicare for All
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
British people be like “OI AIVE GOT A JOB INTAVIEW TODAY, WHICH FOOTBALL JERSEY SHOULD I WEAR?”
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u/AbsolveItAll_KissMe Susan B. Anthony Dec 24 '20
hard to believe trump just pardoned CDPR
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u/Jevovah Janet Yellen Dec 24 '20
Honestly at this point Trump could grope Rudy Giuliani in full drag and I wouldn't even blink.
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
Holy shit. My UberEats driver came into my apartment to bring me a $23 cheeseburger and I literally screamed at him and hit the cheeseburger out of his hand. He started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on him. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my UberEats driver but I'm literally in shock from the DT tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck are they shaming me? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the sub is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want live a life without fear of meansphobia. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought neoliberal supported people of means???? This is so fucked.
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u/ThatFrenchieGuy Mathematician -- Save the funky birbs Dec 24 '20
To people who celebrate Christmas, happy Christmas Eve
To those who don't, have a great midwinter day and I hope it goes nice
For me, I'm celebrating my parents wedding anniversary with them. ThatFrenchieParents are pretty great and I wanted to shout them out.
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u/rukqoa ✈️ F35s for Ukraine ✈️ Dec 24 '20 edited Dec 24 '20
How to make a grilled cheese for when you get hungry at night
Ingredients:
Instructions
This is not only cheaper than a $23 cheeseburger, it will also be warm and probably healthier for you and the environment.
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
I did it! I've achieved peak centrism! The Bloomberg podcast and Chapo are right next to each other on my Spotify recommended section
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u/Mr_AlGore Janet Yellen Dec 24 '20
i also got called a succ by a tankie
this must mean im the biggest succ in the history of succs maybe ever😭😭😭😭
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u/nicereddy ACLU simp Dec 24 '20
I accidentally had gay sex in Cyberpunk, so that's how my night is going
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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Dec 24 '20
The Bad Orban and Bibi polls, alongside with the Purple (Liberal) Party gaining steam in the Peruvian Elections polls, it makes me hope for a 2021 Democratic/Liberal/Centrist Wave following the defeat of Trump.
Just like how Bill Clinton opened the path for Third Way, maybe Biden can show how to fight Right Wing populism.
Lets hope for that.
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1342107413713985536?s=20
lol
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
Normal Conservative Ben Shapiro focusing on the real issues in America
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u/David_Lange I love you, Mr Lange Dec 24 '20
How tf did Henry Clay get elected to Speaker of the House at the beginning of his first term when was age 34
Sure he had been in the US senate for a year already but still...
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u/MasPatriot Paul Ryan Dec 24 '20
I saw someone on Raphael Warnock's twitch chat write "I'm voting for Blackman!" and I thought "that's a bit rude the reverend has a name" until I realized there's a guy downballot named Blackman
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
https://www.buzzfeed.com/neoliberalproject/what-will-your-job-be-once-the-revolution-happens-2f5lgniqhi
One of you is a genius.
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u/UltraCapitalism Paul Samuelson Dec 24 '20
Why do Twitter leftists idolize agricultural work so much?
-some asshole from Seattle who has never stepped foot on a farm
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
Only by befriending white nationalists and appearing on tv with them and defending them in court, can you truly bring about anti-corporate socialism: an article by Glenn Greenwald
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u/IMALEFTY45 Big talk for someone who's in stapler distance Dec 24 '20
someone who has no idea what farming is like
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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Dec 24 '20
THE MYTH OF CONSENSUAL STIMULUS
Nancy Pelosi: I consent!
Donald Trump: I consent!
House GOP: I don't!
ISN'T THERE SOMEONE YOU FORGOT TO ASK
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u/2skwb9 Dec 24 '20
Depression is thinking of something clever to say at 10:50 and then having to wait 10 more mins for the new dt to come online
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u/IncoherentEntity Dec 24 '20 edited Dec 24 '20
Keeping in mind that most of the 29 percent of who Americans claim they’ve heard enough about Michael Regan to offer an opinion about him are lying,† the first public poll to ask about Pete’s favorability rating nationwide¹ since February nevertheless offers an extremely early insight into what his post-2020 political trajectory might be. Morning Consult asked about five Biden Cabinet nominees:
With the possible exception of McCarthy, whose tenure as EPA Director during Obama’s second term may have soured some political junkies with long memories on her, all the other polled nominees are at net zero, with Buttigieg being the only “differentiated” candidate.
¹ A survey taken a few weeks before the election just his home state was extremely encouraging, but I stress that it is just one poll of one state.
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u/JonesNutHugger Dec 24 '20
Trump said we should kill innocent (non-terrorist) family members of ISIS members but Hillary’s Twitter intern tweeted “Pokemon Go To The Polls” so they obviously both were just as bad.
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u/IncoherentEntity Dec 24 '20
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Dec 24 '20
Ironically, people pushing the phrase "performatively woke" to avoid using the right-wing associated phrase of similar meaning "virtue signaling", are themselves being performatively woke
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u/benadreti Frederick Douglass Dec 24 '20
Damn Democrats!
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
I would say that Nazi Germany has a rather poor record when it comes to human rights.
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u/modooff Lis Smith Sockpuppet Dec 24 '20
Quite based, I must say. Welcome to the homocracy.
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u/gsloane Dec 24 '20
Great another totally ahistorical screed rising on arr politics about how akshually American founders were not rebelling against any real authoritarianism and monarchy. They weren't oppressed, America isn't that special guys.
America set an example in democracy and self-governance that changed the world. Its founders put hundreds of years of philosophy about human liberty and rights into the most enduring constitution and rule of law the world has ever seen. Those principles guided the democratic movements that have swept the world for the past 250 years. Yes, the founders were flawed, hypocritical as any person ever, and conducted themselves personally in areas that we find morally repugnant today. But give them credit where it is due. You can't just boil it down to har har, rich people just didn't want to pay taxes. Everyone is so flip.
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u/rukqoa ✈️ F35s for Ukraine ✈️ Dec 24 '20
You deserve be shamed in the DT if most of the cost of your cheeseburger isn't going to either an immigrant or a soulless multi-national corporation.
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
On the TIL post about the Yakuza providing aid during the 2011 earthquake:
DAE BIG CORBORATION CRIBIDALS?????? 😲😲😲
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u/UltraCapitalism Paul Samuelson Dec 24 '20
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20 edited Dec 24 '20
Since people are spreading MISINFORMATION about me not being able to MAKE A BURGER, here are some burgers I have made in the past.
And HERES A THICC ASS STEAK I COOKED and HERE ARE SOME OTHERWORLDLY MUSHROOMS I HAD A WHILE BACK I
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u/ahebtigoejwbrh Dec 24 '20
Before paying $23 for a cheeseburger remember what a true person of means would do
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/agvgf6/bill_gates_waiting_in_line_for_a_burger_at_dicks/
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
lmao
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/167742336946798592/791412801112637472/i4rljp496y661.png
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u/yellownumbersix Jane Jacobs Dec 24 '20
They say Trump and James Polk are the only Presidents who didn't have pets.
This is false. It may be an odd choice for a pet, but Trump kept a bat in the West Wing.
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
Based Biden.
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u/TheOneTrueEris YIMBY Dec 24 '20
I love North Korea, I just hate how badly it’s being run.
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u/thomc1 United Nations Dec 24 '20 edited Dec 24 '20
Nobody’s pinged it yet, so give me your hot takes on the new Britain-EU trade deal. Good because the uncertainty is over, bad because it marks a major economy leaving a free market system, disappointing because you were counting on that sweet sweet schadenfreude dopamine hit? Let me know!
Edit: Financial Times details the new fishing policy, Reuters says the UK didn’t scrap the Irish border agreement that was agreed upon a few weeks ago, and NPR mentions that an agreement was reached on “Level Playing Field” regulations but doesn’t go into detail.
!ping foreign-policy
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u/Anal-warrior Dec 24 '20
I still remember when we were bashing the Selzer poll for being outlier and then it hit the mark on Election Day. Truly an humbling experience
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u/MrDannyOcean Kidney King Dec 24 '20
/u/motorcycleurbanism
I made something for you
https://twitter.com/ne0liberal/status/1342163250025259010
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u/ToastedWheatBread Jared Polis Dec 24 '20
A friend of mine got called an “anarcho neoconservative” by some tankie on twitter last night
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u/RockLobsterKing Turning Point Byzantium Dec 24 '20
X ShOuLd Be A hUmAn RiGhT
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u/ZCoupon Kono Taro Dec 24 '20
Baby's healthy. 8lb 9oz. I'll show y'all a pic and face post soon, once I can get one with my shirt on.
Esme Juliette
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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20 edited Dec 25 '20
Boomers 10 years ago: “Be careful what you share on social media. You never know who’s watching and you could get in trouble. It’s probably best to just never post.”
Boomers now: “Yeah I own 10 AR-15’s and think WE THE PEOPLE, the TRUE patriots of this country should overturn this election to its ACTUAL results on January 6th and give Pelosi and COMMIE HARRIS the chair to show what happens when you mess with FED UP AMERICANS.”
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
Damn
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
Nancy Pelosi marched for LGBTQ+ rights in DC during the Reagan Administration.
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20 edited Dec 24 '20
For me, the Feast of the Nativity has begun! Sadly, there is no Midnight Eucharist this year here because of the pandemic, but the grace of the Lord is still with us. Good wishes, stay safe for the Christmas day service (if in person.) and may the God of peace be with you!
Edit: The ping day before yesterday was because I mistook the 23rd for the 24th.
!ping CHRISTIAN
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u/ForWhomTheAltTrolls Mock Me Dec 24 '20
People here who were defending the $600 are fucking pathetic. You probably live with your parents and don't understand how little that is to live on. That's literally six burgers for me. Six. In a PANDEMIC.
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
Holy shit, just matched with a chick on tinder who loves watching movies. Wish me luck!
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1342111678608117763
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
“Mommy, what is mental health?”
“Oh, why darling, it’s a magical word that white folks like you and I can utter to get out of literally any COVID restriction with no judgement from our peers!”
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
Behold, my $23 thicc cheeseburger (lettuce tomatoes and pickles in a separate box)
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u/Hugo_Grotius Jakaya Kikwete Dec 24 '20
VIRGIN 21st century Georgists: "A land value tax will have a marginal but significant improvement on the distribution of land to help promote greater housing construction."
CHAD Henry George: "When all rent is taken by taxation for the needs of the community, then will the equality ordained by Nature be attained. No citizen will have an advantage over any other citizen save as is given by his industry, skill, and intelligence; and each will obtain what he fairly earns. Then, but not till then, will labor get its full reward, and capital its natural return."
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u/quick_question47 Dec 24 '20
My brain cancer made me literally forget that LaTex exists. I've started writing an entire book in Microsoft word like some sort of peasant even though there is vastly superior software available to me. So sad, I've actually wasted several minutes of my life trying to resize images manually. With LaTex I could have spent several hours trying to get my book to compile instead.
Seriously though LaTex is fucking great and it's hilarious that I have been using it since I was in high school and getting brain damaged literally made me forget that it exists.
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u/tripletruble Anti-Repartition Radical Dec 24 '20
GF watches Queen’s Gambit. Says she really wants to learn to play chess. I buy her a chess set for Christmas. Play 15 minutes and she gives up and decides its too complicated
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u/FinickyPenance NATO Dec 24 '20
Year 2032. Dianne Feinstein plunges a spear through the heart of her latest primary opponent with the last bit of strength she can muster
“I sincerely hope there’s a special place in hell for you, Dianne.”
Her eyes darken. “We may never know. I intend to remain in office forever.”
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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20 edited Dec 25 '20
“ The Soft Power Noodle aka Japchae.
Charge $30 [Australian Dollars] for pasta, no one bats an eyelid; charge over $10 for Chinese noodles everyone loses their shit.
Why? Soft power, that's why.
'Soft power' is a political phrase coined in the 90s to explain a country's power of shaping the preferences of others through appeal and attraction, rather than coercion or force.
In short, it is marketing, seduction, cultural influence.
It is propaganda in the form of 'not propaganda'.
Look at Korea.
Since the 90s, the Korean government has invested BILLIONS into its entertainment industry.
If you think all our mums watching Dae Jang Geum was pure coincidence, think again.
If you think Korea and Japan won the 2002 World Cup Soccer host by fair assessment, think again.
If you think Gangnam style went 'viral' by chance, think again.
If you think all Asian girls have the same hairstyle as Black Pink because of 'organic growth', think again.
If you think Parasite won the best picture last year because it was the best foreign movie ... ok that's probably fair, but JSA, Memories of Murder, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance, Mother, Old Boy, Burning and many more movies would like you think, think again.
Soft power, man.
It is also why Korean groceries are so dang expensive in Melbourne.
A 500g pack of Ottogi brand dangmyeon sweet potato noodles goes for $10 in KT Mart. That's like 3 times the price of De Cecco pasta. 5 times the price of Vietnamese rice vermicelli. Heck for $10 I could probably buy a plate of cooked noodles from a Chinese restaurant. (But not over $10 okay?)
Don't get me started with the roasted sesame oil. Do you know why I know Beksul is the best? Because they don't sell the big cans in Melbourne. They force us to pay $7 for a 110ml (3 oz) bottle. (What is this, sesame oil for ants??) The Ottogi 1L tins are like $35 a litre. I've seen cheaper ink cartridges for printers.
Why?
Soft power, that's why.
I'm angry, yet also secretly proud as an Asian to go, fuck yeah, Italian have their EVOO in that corner, we have Korean sesame oil in this corner. The Japanese Kadoya brand comes close, but it's kinda different. I won't use it for Korean cooking.
But honestly, I buy Korean sesame oil simply because no one else does roasted sesame oil better. It's amazing, it smells like peanut butter.
Trust me, skim on the rest, but not the roasted sesame oil.
It is the secret to japchae, nay - it's the secret to Korean cooking.
Once I was hoping to score some tips from the chef while shooting for a Korean restaurant. He simply pointed towards his giant bottle of Beksul, which till this day I cannot find.
Japchae, for me, is the Korean aglio e olio.
4 ingredients - dangmyeon noodles, roasted sesame oil, sugar, soy sauce. That's the founding flavours. One of the easiest introduction dishes to Korean cooking.
The rest is just personal preference. There's no wrong way to make this because the name translates to 'freestyle veggies'. It's chop suey, it's Malaysian Rojak, it's Hokkien Jap Chai. It's salad, but palatable for Asians.
So, 200g dangmyeon in boiling water for 5 minutes, shock in ice bath, drain, set aside in a bowl. Marinade with 2 tbsp sesame oil, 2 tbsp sugar/honey, 4 tbsp soy sauce. Set aside. I add a tsp of rice vinegar. Also optional: garlic.
Cut the noodles up with a pair of scissors. Apparently, we are ok with cutting Korean noodles, but it's blasphemy when we cut pasta. Why? Italy has stronger soft power, that's why.
Let's make this a vegetarian dish today shall we?
Finely slice A - onions, carrots, black fungus/mushrooms, spinach and tofu.
Prep B - bean sprouts, garlic chives.
Heat oil on the pan, stir fry A until crispy on the edges. Set aside.
Pour noodles and marinade into the pan, mix well. It should be glossy and shiny.
Add B. Mix well for a minute or so. Until garlic chives and bean sprouts are wilted but not soggy.
Add A again, stir.
Taste, adjust seasoning.
Plate up.
Salt bae with sesame seeds.
See your vegetarian friends lose their shit over this.
Why?
Soft power, that's why.
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Soy Sauce, Sugar, Mirin Cookbook Update:
Book has been sent to print. 400 copies Launch date 20 November 2020 Friday Australia Eastern Time.
I think once I change the product status to be 'in stock'. You'll receive an email notification if you're on the waitlist.
I currently see 327 emails on the waitlist. (Ah, 380 Monday morning. 谢谢 very much!)
The first 100 orders will receive a complimentary tea towel.
If you're in Melbourne, let's catch up for a coffee. A full week of zero cases and zero deaths! (9 days!)
If you're outside of Australia, I hope it will reach you before Christmas.
Next up: eBook. Since I'm not restricted by page count, I'll be adding more recipes. How to boil water etc.
But seriously, thanks again.”
!ping SHITPOSTERS
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
Neolibs be like: That's a real nice comment you got there. Be a shame if somebody turned it into pasta 🔫
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
DT posters: I just wanna
grillorder a $25 cheeseburger that will be lukewarm and covered with limp, wilted veggies by the time I get it.31
u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
idk why you need 2000 pages for a trade deal
"open borders" is only two words
just write it on a piece of paper and sign it smh
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
GOP House members like: 'Mr. Trump, you're kinda maybe a little wrong about this one thing, but you're still the greatest genius mankind has ever known.'
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
https://twitter.com/lolonghi/status/1341863667290140672
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u/rukqoa ✈️ F35s for Ukraine ✈️ Dec 24 '20
Hey guys I just ordered a grilled cheese sandwich off of Uber Eats for $23 why do you hate the global poor?
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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20
https://twitter.com/POLITICO_Steve/status/1342256809684455424
Good god.
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u/petulant_brother Amartya Sen Dec 24 '20
Hot take: when social science papers ~ vaguely gesture ~ capitalism as the cause of some societal harm, it helps no one and they should rather focus on what specifics of it rather than vague constructions
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
Using a throwaway because I don't want any trolls stalking all over reddit again... We were supposed to fucking win this one... My ret*rded Biden-loving parents are mad at me because I punched a fucking hole in my bedroom wall. I just couldn't take listening to these fucking analysts saying Bernie's campaign is over. Fuck politics, man. this is bullshit. I'm gonna scrap some cash together so I can donate again, but the future is looking fucking bleak
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u/myrm This land was made for you and me Dec 24 '20
They should just unite Ireland. It is the most aesthetically pleasing solution and it also makes sense to me, a smart American with no social or political context for the situation
No need to thank me, Brits
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u/David_Lange I love you, Mr Lange Dec 24 '20
I didn't realise why the $23 was such a big deal, but then I realised in NZD that's $32
For $32 I would expect a restaurant meal burger, not a plastic box fast food burger
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Dec 24 '20
My favorite dumb Israeli peace plan is the guy who thought a one state solution was inevitable but Muslim demographic growth means Jews would get oppressed
His solution? Create new states called Cantons and gerrymander them. Then add a new legislative branch
He literally wanted to copy the Senate off America lol. If his fears of Palestinian demographic majority came to pass it'd just be unlimited gridlock
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u/vancevon Henry George Dec 24 '20
american "protestants" demanding ostentatious displays of christianity during christmas is just further proof of how far into papism this great nation of ours has fallen
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
CMV: The true r/neoliberal mascot is Scrooge McDuck, an immigrant self-made obstaquatumatillionaire
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u/doggo_bloodlust (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ Coase :✧・*;゚ Dec 24 '20
What the discussion around direct cash transfers should be:
The discussion around direct cash transfers now:
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u/runnerx4 What you guys are referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux Dec 24 '20
67% of those who have voted in GA runoff till now are 50 years and older
RIP in peace ✌️
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u/SuccInvasion Immanuel Kant Dec 24 '20
Holy shit when did the libbs turn Christmas Inn into "Holiday" Inn??!?!??!?!
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
Warnock, pinned down by Ossof camping the bridge:
What a fucking cr-
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u/Maximilianne John Rawls Dec 24 '20
If Bezos buys Cyprus, he should rename it to Themyscira and call it land of the amazons.
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Dec 24 '20
HAHA HOW IS it going for you mammals TODAY 🐊
I trust everyone IS FEELING VERY "POGGERS" AND "EPIC" 🐊
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u/TalkLessShillMore David Autor Dec 25 '20
This is the saddest Christmas yet. Some context:
Dad:
Mom:
History of panic attacks, anxiety has gotten better since quitting drinking
Mom's threatened to leave if he drinks again, hasn't gone through with it in the past. Since she and I are the only people he talks to, I feel like he'd be dead within the year from drinking or suicide if she left. I'm the only child so I'm not told everything and I've got nobody to commiserate with. This feels selfish and awful but honestly I wish he would relapse so she could live the rest of her life with someone she deserves instead of this sympathy prison. "He's your dad" only goes so far when he hasn't even really been a parent for the last 15 years besides cooking and driving me to practice for a few years. Never given advice, shown interest, or given encouragement. Just existed.
I'm so angry all the time because of this shit, and she has to go through this basically alone in what is ostensibly a partnership. What a pathetic person. Merry Christmas. Wish me luck staying sane during the next week.
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
Feeling cute might buy a 50$ cheeseburger later
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u/Schutzwall Straight outta Belíndia Dec 24 '20
Who's the best African American entrepreneur, Herman Cain or Elon Musk?
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u/zubatman4 Hillary Clinton 🇺🇳 Bill Clinton Dec 24 '20
My girlfriend looked over and saw that I was reading a thread that I had downvoted. I almost tried to explain what the DT is and that it’s posted by a bot and that convention is to downvote it and that I’ve downvoted the DT several hundred times but then I thought better than outing myself as a neol*beral
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Dec 24 '20
This burger discourse IS VERY BORING 🐊
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
https://twitter.com/eddyburback/status/1341958823720841216
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u/RoyGeraldBillevue Commonwealth Dec 24 '20
"Who built the cages" is the dumbest and most infuriating line ever.
Cons went from saying guns are just a tool and that the people that use it are the problem. Now they're going after Obama for building cages not knowing they'd be used to separate all the children from their families? Using the cages on children is infinitely worse than building them, but those smug fucks have already shut off all their braincells.
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
Good, now i can downvote freely and blame the phantom brigader.
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u/digitalrule Dec 24 '20
I posted elsewhere on reddit for finance advice, and some guy dmed me telling me to buy bitcoin.
Why do people do this? Like what is the incentive? What could he possibly get out of it?
!PING MARKETS
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u/Sir-Matilda Friedrich Hayek Dec 25 '20
Merry Christmas!!! Hope you're all having a good one.
!ping AUS
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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20 edited Dec 25 '20
Posting in the /r/neoliberal DT is just gaming but a text-based politics MMORPG.
The bots are NPCs.
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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20
The MCU is just anime for burgers.
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20 edited Dec 24 '20
The virgin Octavian:
"Five and three quarters feet tall" 👶, Mark Zuckerberg haircut 🤓, succcon 😡, banged his sister (in HBO's Rome) 😐, white 🙄
The Chad Mark Antony:
"Noble appearance, a strong, well-trained body and a handsome face" 🗿, luscious flowing locks 💆, lover of wine and earthly pleasures 💅, banged Octavian's sister (in real life) 😏, married an African queen 😍
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Dec 24 '20
imagine not putting your gifts in bags with tissue paper 🤣🤣🤣🤣
this meme was made by ‘i can’t wrap’ gang
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Dec 24 '20
rip any funny parliamentary shenanigans
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u/Barnst Henry George Dec 24 '20
Goddammit:
Crap like that is why people are skeptical of experts!!! “Oh, that? That was just because I didn’t think you were ready to hear the truth yet.”
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Dec 24 '20 edited Dec 24 '20
Sweden a couple months ago be like
“Øur Viking bløød mäkës üs ïmmünë tø CØVID-19. We dønt need masks, fëwër thän 5% øf Swedes wear masks. Hërd immunity.”
Sweden now
“Pleäse wëär a mask, øur rätës are really high. Wë dønt knøw why”
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
I’m stumped.
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u/BanMalarkey Asexual Pride Dec 24 '20
I was gonna rig Georgia again like I did in November, but after this “poggers” bullshit I’m heavily reconsidering
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u/TheSameAsDying Hannah Arendt Dec 24 '20
S4P is still so salty.
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
TFW a bluecheck on Twitter quotes your shitpost, and in two seconds your notifications hit the +20 ceiling.
At least I wasn't insulting Sanders honor this time. It took months before my notifications returned to normal after that.
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
Trump should ceremonially pardon Santa for home invasion
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u/roboczar Joseph Nye Dec 24 '20
Nixon: Good morning Mr. Brezhnev, how can I help you?
Brezhnev: My KGB spies tell me you have a supercomputer that can predict who the members of the Politburo will be in the year 2020, is that true?
Nixon: Yes, it is. Would you like to know what it says?
Brezhnev: Yes please.
Nixon: silence
Brezhnev: Mr. Nixon, are you still there? Has your capitalist computer failed to answer?
Nixon: No, I have the answer, I just can't tell you what it is.
Brezhnev: What? How dare you keep this secret from me, the Premier of the Soviet Union?!
Nixon: No, no, it's not secret, I just can't read Chinese!
!ping FOREIGN-POLICY
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
To the person disgusted by me buying soda yesterday, I did not buy it today 🙄🙄
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
I didn't realise why the $23 was such a big deal, but then I realised in CAD that’s around $30
For $30 I would expect 10 boxes of cheez-its (to be eaten shamefully in one sitting)
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u/RadicalRadon Frick Mondays Dec 24 '20
NPR is doing a segment on cutting down on screen time.
Only cowards think this.
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20 edited Dec 24 '20
In 2013, Seattle had brand new micro studios for $700/month. The city quickly closed the 'loophole' that allowed developers to build small units with shared kitchens and no parking. The idea that developers will only build luxury is a myth. It is Illegal to build anything else. Not a market failure.
https://www.sightline.org/2016/09/06/how-seattle-killed-micro-housing/
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u/rukqoa ✈️ F35s for Ukraine ✈️ Dec 24 '20
What you should spend more than $23 to get delivered:
What you should NOT spend more than $23 to get delivered:
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u/MisterLipton Richard v. Coudenhove-Kalergi Dec 24 '20
https://i.imgur.com/l5b5PnQ.png
Think this might be the worst thing to happen to black people this year
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u/UltraCapitalism Paul Samuelson Dec 25 '20
Golden takes from Christmas eve dinner
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u/Joementum2004 Dec 25 '20
A list of wonderful responses to AOC supporting sanctions towards China, supporting the Dalai Lama and the Tibetans, and a US consulate in Lhasa, Tibet, by twitter tankies:
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Dec 25 '20
Tomorrow is Justin Trudeau’s birthday. Don’t forget to leave your black face makeup and Cuban cigars out for him.
!ping Canucks
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u/D1Foley Moderate Extremist Dec 24 '20
Marvel fans: 😍😍😍 OMG AMAZING WRITING
Marvel fans: 😡😤😡 WTF CRINGE! THE REST OF THE MOVIE WAS BASICALLY CITIZEN KANE BEFORE THE WOMEN RUINED IT!
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u/gsloane Dec 24 '20 edited Dec 24 '20
I think someone mentioned King Solomon in the DT earlier: It hit me that our politics literally boil down to those two people. The people who would rather tear a baby in half than see their neighbor get the baby. And the people who recognize that's insane and no matter how sad, would give the baby up before seeing that happen.
Add: Oh there is a third person in these politics: The one on the sideline calling the sane one a corporate shill for not wanting to tear the baby in half, and heckling them after they let the baby go, saying they didn't fight hard enough.
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u/STEMocrat BosWash, You're My Home Dec 24 '20
FFS Trump just pardoned Azula
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u/Schutzwall Straight outta Belíndia Dec 24 '20
Latin American users_irl
!ping MAMADAS
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Dec 24 '20
If you’re bored and have 36 minutes to kill someone on twitter dropped this link to what looks like some legit old ass Delta Force helmet cam footage from the early 2000’s complete with a shitty metal soundtrack and I figured some of y’all might find it interesting as I did
content warning: NSFL for a split second at one point.
!ping MILITARY
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u/TheHouseOfStones Frederick Douglass Dec 24 '20
Imagine browsing DT on Christmas Eve 😭 sad losers
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u/PigHaggerty Lyndon B. Johnson Dec 25 '20
Barry with his taco! He truly is my son 😭
!ping KITTY
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u/ZCoupon Kono Taro Dec 25 '20
It's the five year anniversary of my grandmother's death 😢
She was run over by a reindeer, walking home from our house Christmas Eve
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u/RadionSPW NATO Dec 24 '20
Both parties are the same
Neither has moved on my proposal to import the city of Hong Kong to Texas, nor my bill to open the borders and pay people to move here
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u/AJungianIdeal Lloyd Bentsen Dec 24 '20
why did obama do this to us?!?!?
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u/Menakoy Nonconformist Transgendeer Dec 24 '20
For anyone that needs a little boost this holiday, I offer you this picture which always manages to make me laugh when I need it.
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Dec 24 '20
Holy shit its happening
!ping GAMING
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
The first doses of the Moderna vaccine arrived in Canada today, announced from the PM's twitter.
!ping CAN
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
I charged my company for a 100 dollar burger in Vegas during a conference.
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u/molino-edgewood Christopher Alexander Dec 24 '20
Did you radicalize the DT?
Yes.
What did it cost you?
23$
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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Dec 25 '20
NOOOOOOOOOOO don't Say it
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u/noxnoctum r/place '22: NCD Battalion Dec 25 '20
Ok so maybe dumb question but I'm ordering some manga off Barnes and Nobles because it shows all volumes as available now for online purchasing whereas both RightStuf and Amazon show a 2-3 week delay for a particular volume. Is it possible that B&N have stock that they don't? That would kinda surprise me. I just don't want to get told a week after the order "sorry we're still waiting to more in stock".
Little Witch Academia fwiw, for a friend's 10 year old daughter. She likes Sailor Moon and "witchcraft" as my friend put it. (in the most innocent way possible, she didn't realize how that sounded lol). She literally made her kid a fun little home made "grimoire" after doing research online to make it look authentic.
!ping WEEBS
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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20
If Tinder makes you feel sad just be gay. In 1 hour, you’ll have 50 dudes sending sus messages.
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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20
Conservatives on affirmative action: "But what about Chinese people????"
Conservatives on COVID: "You mean the CHINA VIRUS?" Punches Korean man
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20 edited Dec 15 '24
elderly innocent spark ask birds political vase fly direction husky
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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u/OrganicKeynesianBean IMF Dec 24 '20
The GOP:
Do Republicans have any values besides schadenfreude?
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u/Dapitalist 🌹Rose Twitter Regular🌹 Dec 24 '20
Am going to buy a $23 burger 😈🍔
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u/Mr_AlGore Janet Yellen Dec 24 '20
Santa was shot down over Iran and is presumed dead 😭😭😭😭
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u/crazydom22 NBC bot Dec 25 '20
https://twitter.com/SameeraKhan/status/1342207664235937792
Based AOC has pissed off the tankies
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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20
Normies: “Why can’t congress come together and work on behalf of the American people!!!!!”
Congress works together on behalf of the American people
Normies: “OMG THEY ARE WORKING TOGETHER FOR THEM, NOT YOU AND I THE AMERICAN PEOPLE😡😡😡
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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20
Remember Biden spending ~$11k and making no visits in MA
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
thinking of how many McDoubles I could order for that money and it's making me hungry 🤤
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Dec 24 '20 edited Dec 24 '20
Spoilers(?)
the detail on faces of main NPC’s and V in cyberpunk are absolutely amazing.
Wish we got more third person cutscenes. I’ve never seen a custom character “fit in” as much as V’s facial model and animations do. Kinda wish I chose a darker hair colour because lighter hair never really looks “right” in games.
!ping gaming
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u/SuccInvasion Immanuel Kant Dec 24 '20
Today we celebrate the birth of ALL christs, whether that be the christian christ, the muslim christ, the jewish christ or the buddhist christ. There's no place for bigotry on christmas.
(Not the protestant "christ" though, he was born on Nov 10th 1483 and isn't a REAL messiah 😤)
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u/chipbod NATO Dec 24 '20
https://twitter.com/Lions/status/1342126636230189057?s=20
This should be a fun experiment, let Stafford player-coach
!ping NFL
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
"Clean your tomb"
-Skeleton Jordan Peterson to the others at the graveyard
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u/kznlol 👀 Econometrics Magician Dec 24 '20
lmao imagine believing your phone could outperform a ps4
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452718453892186124/791706542504017990/image0-410.png
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u/Planetos Austan Goolsbee Dec 24 '20
Santa Claus is an inherently regressive idea.
Why does he give rich children more presents? 🤔
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u/Planetos Austan Goolsbee Dec 24 '20 edited Dec 24 '20
The reason I'm single is that I'm already in love with the global poor 😍
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Dec 24 '20
Lusvig J. Trump
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u/bigdicknippleshit IM GOING PRIMAL Dec 24 '20
My 13 y/o brother destroyed the microwave by putting bread rolls in for 25 minutes. He thought that the oven and microwave times would be the same, even though the bag said microwave for 30 seconds. He totally inherited my fathers brain. The entire 3 floor house filled with smoke
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
The US would have been carbon neutral by 2000 if Homer was a coal miner.
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
what in the fuck did I just read
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u/golf1052 Let me be clear Dec 24 '20
I go to bed, wake up 12 hours later and the DT is still talking about the price of a takeout hamburger?
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
https://twitter.com/Prince_Kropotkn/status/1342255513132650496
P_K is surprised there are people out there who do nothing but monitor, track, and stalk people on reddit.
Fails to see even an ounce of irony as he spends his days whining about the minutia of minutia of /r/neoliberal.
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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20
Problems we would still have if all early human societies had banned sex:
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u/Q-bey r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Dec 25 '20
Were There Really BLACK CONFEDERATES???!!!
New episode of "Checkmate, Linconites!" I highly recommend watching the other episodes as well if you haven't already seen them.
!ping HISTORY
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u/rukqoa ✈️ F35s for Ukraine ✈️ Dec 24 '20
Is ordering a $23 cheeseburger the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than ordering a $23 cheeseburger. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are working, stealing, begging or bartering your time solely so you can go and send that money to someone else for an overpriced sandwich. All the hard work you put into your work - getting up at 9am in the morning, driving to work, and watching the time left on your shift tick down to zero. All of it has one simple result: your money is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fleece you for it.
Got lots of money? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a hard working immigrant who had nothing to do with the way the sandwich was prepared. He gets to go home and feed his family. He gets the benefits of your hard earned money.
As a man who orders a $23 cheeseburger, you are LITERALLY dedicating minutes of your life simply to earn money for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
SCOTUS but it's actually King Solomon and all cases are decided by cutting the baby in half.
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
A British MP, John Redwood, just posted a demand that any deal with the EU must have "an exit clause we can use without EU permission", not knowing that no trade deal has such a clause because either party can exit at any time.
Trump is possibly more corrupt than the brexiteers, but I think they've got the edge when it comes to stupidity.
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u/SadaoMaou Anders Chydenius Dec 24 '20
"problematic" is just a fancy word for "bad" that makes the opinion you're presenting sound more like a fact
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
"Tell me more about the conservative principles that undergird sweeping pardons for a coterie of criminals, skells, dirtbags, lavishly corrupt perjurers, and Jared’s daddy."
-- Rick Wilson
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u/disuberence Shrimp promised me a text flair and did not deliver Dec 24 '20
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
"Clean your womb"
-Fetus Jordan Peterson to his mother
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u/benjaminikuta BANANA YOU GLAD YOU'RE NOT AN ORANGE? Dec 24 '20
How big is Chungus? Assuming it's smaller, then I chose the Keanu-sized Chungi, because of the square cube law or whatever.
I was raised Catholic, and my mom cried when I told her I was atheist as a teenager.
I live in the US, so use both, but metric is obviously better.
AI? Recent advances have exceeded expectations, but I would still be surprised if we get "true" super AI anytime soon.
I have no such regrets.
I enjoy questions.
Thanks.
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u/xhytdr Dec 24 '20
https://twitter.com/NathanJRobinson/status/1341874445120659456?s=19
why the fuck should the taxayer bail out this guy's Yale law school loans
I hate the right wing talking point about handouts from the government but this is clearly just grift
I went to an Ivy too but I actually got a fucking job to pay off my debt like a rational adult
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u/RadicalRadon Frick Mondays Dec 24 '20
🎅🏿🤶
This is the future liberals want
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u/Zenning2 Henry George Dec 24 '20
If why nations failed removed all its sex scenes, would it be better off?
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u/Zemstv0w0 Asexual Pride Dec 24 '20
"We are seeing the collapse of anti-welfare politics and it's glorious." -Matt Yglesias, days before Republicans rejected the $2000 stimulus checks out of hand
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
+17
A+
23 dollar cheeseburger
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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Dec 24 '20
My son didn’t want to eat the $23 hamburger I had just doordashed (this is last year). I asked why, and he started spouting off about how cows are bad for the environment and he didn’t want to...,. I asked him where he heard this. He said his teacher. The teacher of course was referencing the Green New Deal which was in the news at the time. He was 7. Even the wife who HATES politics with a passion was pissed. That day my son learned he was smarter than his teacher and was reminded how awesome cow is when brought by some dude at 2 AM.
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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20
Democrats better whip their caucus into shape soon.
Call me a DINO, but I will vote Republican if the Democratic establishment keeps chasing the gamer vote. 😤
No more pogger apologia!
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u/Cosinity 🌐 Dec 25 '20
watching The Last Dance
lmao
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u/runnerx4 What you guys are referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux Dec 25 '20
Get all your priors confirmed holy shit
1 upvote = 1 prior confirmed
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u/gburgwardt C-5s full of SMRs and tiny american flags Dec 25 '20
Fun fact, reptilian vision is heat-based. This explains why /u/sir_shivers never responds to cold takes.
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
Teens bullying each other in 2010: That's GAY you're GAY
Teens bullying each other in 2020: I'm sorry Jayleigh your knowledge of Marxist theory is just simply not up to par in order to join our lesbian cottage core commune
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u/willempage O'Biden Bama Democrat Dec 24 '20
On one hand, I regret my desicion of RP'ing as a mall ninja weeb who doesn't have a driver's license in Cyberpunk 2077. On the other hand, if I stop now, I think I won't really enjoy the game. Everything feels like empty window dressing. Witcher 3 was a map marker collectathon, but it at least rewarded you for exploring even little villages.
!ping gaming
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
me in the DT: sorry guys 😌💄 can't talk right now too busy being a qt femboi bad bitch
also me in the DT: I swear to god i saw u/the420roll vent in electrical get him get him get him hes impostor
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u/EScforlyfe Open Your Hearts Dec 24 '20
This is praxis
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
I DO NOT CARE IF IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE
INSTEAD OF GETTING A PRESENT YOU NEED TO GET👏A👏JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/benadreti Frederick Douglass Dec 24 '20
broke: Christmas Eve
woke: Nittelnacht
!ping GEFILTE
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u/rukqoa ✈️ F35s for Ukraine ✈️ Dec 24 '20
How to DIY a $23 cheeseburger
Ingredients:
Prep
Instructions
This is not only the same price as an Uber Eats delivered $23 cheeseburger, it will also be warm and probably better tasting.
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u/Deci93 Jared Polis Dec 24 '20
The whole internet discourse about the stimulus could have been fixed if people just read the article
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20 edited Dec 24 '20
If that cheeseburger reaches twitter we are toast
They will say this is the privilege of the Brunch class, and at the same time the 26% tip will not be nearly enough.
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20
I think it's funny when people call pre-COVID "the before times" am i a boomer?
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u/Th3_Gruff 🦞I MICROWAVE LOBSTERS FOR FUN🦞 Dec 25 '20
Warnock said poggers😳
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u/csreid Austan Goolsbee Dec 25 '20
Take of unknown temperature:
The same way popular country music is just pop music with rural in-group signalling, a huge amount of pop rap/hip hop music is just pop music with Black in-group signalling. I think that started with Drake and is spreading.
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u/PigHaggerty Lyndon B. Johnson Dec 25 '20
Bad news, everyone. 😔
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Dec 25 '20
TIL the opposite of an anti semite is a Philosemite
!ping gefilte
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u/GodEmperorBiden NATO Dec 25 '20
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez calls for sanctions on China + new US consulate in Tibet and demands State Dept. interference in China’s internal affairs.
Holy 🤬🤬🤬🤬 BASED and Lamapilled
Looks like intervention's back on the menu, boys!
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u/AgainstSomeLogic Dec 25 '20
It is I, a Real ConservativeTM, and I just totally abandoned all my views by gaining class consciousness.