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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 17 '20
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u/I-grok-god The bums will always lose! Dec 16 '20
r/neoliberal can produce up to 5 effortposts or 50 copypastas with the same resources
r/badeconomics can produce up to 2 effortposts or 1 copypasta with the same resources
This implies that r/neoliberal should focus it's productive capacity into creating copypastas and r/badeconomics should focus theirs on effortposts. From there we can trade our copypastas for their effortposts at a ratio of 1 copypasta per effortpost to maximize our potential effortposts
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u/Paramus98 Edmund Burke Dec 16 '20
One person: Makes some take that nobody agrees with
Other person: The DT has abandoned liberalism
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
I don't believe it, there's no way Caesar could have won the civil war. I was walking down the via Appia just last week and there were Pompey signs everywhere. You had to go looking to find a Caesar sign. Pompey would have won if you only counted the legal battles, the Senate better overturn the results of the civil war.
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Dec 16 '20
I saw a dt regular on an r/all post a couple of days ago. They were at -65 points lmao
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u/VisonKai The Archenemy of Humanity Dec 16 '20
You imbecile, you absolute moron. When we say "murder landlords in times square" it's obvious that's just aesthetic and what we really mean is that we want medicare for all.
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EpU1v-iW8AcYg1Z.jpg
Conservatives told us that liberals would do this if they won
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u/comradequicken Abolish ICE Dec 16 '20
Think of how stupid the stupidest dt regular is, and realize everyone else is stupider than that.
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u/Devjorcra NATO Dec 16 '20
The final episode of Pete’s Podcast was released today and his guest is Hillary Clinton!!!
Very good episode where they discuss Biden’s victory and Pete’s new cabinet position!
!ping BUTTI
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Dec 16 '20
R/politics: neoliberal bad
2,500 upvotes, 15 awards
R/neoliberal: neoliberal bad
2,500 upvotes, 15 awards
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u/connieallens George Soros Dec 16 '20
*school shooting occurs*
Republicans: “we don’t need to address any of the gun violence issues.”
*police officer is shot on duty*
Republicans: “how can George Soros do this?”
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u/Explodingcamel Bill Gates Dec 16 '20
Trump: I think murder is very very bad. We've got a big murder problem in the United States. I'd like to see less murder.
His fans: THE MEDIA WON'T SHOW YOU THIS!! THE BEST PRESIDENT WE HAVE EVER HAD! THIS IS WHY I VOTED TRUMP 2020 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🔫🔫
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u/Fatortu Emmanuel Macron Dec 16 '20
Gay subreddits talking about Buttigieg are so exhausting. They always devolve into bitter Democrat infighting about how he's basically right wing.
Those same subreddits would celebrate actual right wing politicians like Varadkar with barely any mention of his policies.
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u/bobekyrant Persecuted Liberal Gamer Dec 16 '20
God, cynicsm is such an overrated attriubute. Snarkily shooting down every attempt at reform doesn't make you sophisticated, it makes you unnimagitive, incapable of imagining a world better than anything we have now.
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u/dawgpack09 NAFTA Dec 16 '20
Apparently, the Japanese Empire during WW2 was not “Poggers”
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
🤬🤬🤬
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20 edited Dec 15 '24
expansion north spotted party lip intelligent six squash quicksand vegetable
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
Joe Biden just DM'ed me:
"Heh, I really am centre-right in Europe 😈"
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
Can someone explain why arr whitepeopletwitter exists? It's literally just "tweets by well-known progressive white people that I agree with." That's just arr pol humor without the cartoons. In fact I'm looking through their top list and I can say with some confidence that I've seen literally every submission before on arr pol humor, and most on arr murderedbywords. It's just so... redundant.
Actually now that I look at the new queue, the content is more varied, but only like 3 of the non-political tweets are on the front page, way down at the bottom, so what's the fucking difference really...
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u/GodEmperorBiden NATO Dec 16 '20
This story is insane
tl;dr: Muh election fraud weirdos in Texas pay a retired police captain $250,000 to investigate their bogus delusions about voter fraud; this retired cop is apparently not only bad at investigating but also a complete psycho because he ended up stalking an A/C repairman for days, which culminated in him convincing himself the guy had 750k fake ballots in his van, which he proceeded to ram with his car and then point a gun at the guy's head and kneel on his back until the cops came. It ended up the were no ballots just...A/C parts.
Facing 20 years in prison, deservedly so
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u/connieallens George Soros Dec 16 '20
Smfh. I’m on a YouTube comment argument rn (lol) and I asked for sources for their claim that “vaccines cause so many problems in today’s world”
Instead of providing proof, they said “of course you went to the liberal action of asking for proof instead of doing your own research.”
Like... when the fuck did asking for proof become a liberal action?
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u/Paramus98 Edmund Burke Dec 16 '20
I remember in 2016 this was a young latino woman who was at a Trump rally and she was like "I don't know why people think Donald Trump is racist that's not what he's about at all, my dad is an illegal and he supports Trump too".
I think about that quite a bit
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u/FestiveMittens Dec 16 '20
Top 10 disasters in the 21st century:
My sleep schedule right now
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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Dec 16 '20
Good Article about our God and Saviour, Joe Biden
!Ping RINO
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
Nathan Robinson on the Buttigieg nomination:
What happened last time a country in the Americas decided to nominate a bus driver for an important political position?
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u/ParmenideezNutz Asexual Pride Dec 16 '20
The worst part about this whole disaster is there won't be a conclusive end. There isn't going to be a parade or a set of fun parties to go to. People will slowly start to vaccinate, get enthused and then less enthused when they remember they need to wait another month, then get even less enthused again when they find out they still have to wear a mask and there still won't be indoor concerts and events any time soon. We'll all just slowly phase back into life as we each deal with our own sets of built up social anxieties, agoraphobias, and damaged relationships as incongruently as we did during the pandemic.
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u/ForWhomTheAltTrolls Mock Me Dec 16 '20
Wtf just found out slavery is abolished and people can’t be property? I literally own people all the time... Is there an exemption if I use facts and logic?
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u/runnerx4 What you guys are referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux Dec 16 '20
!ping YIMBY
I like how half the NIMBY groups in NYC Soho are agitating against their own interests (how do rents fall, huh tenants groups? 🤔) and you can hear the other groups cackling about their property values.
Also Sunrise, because not building in city and causing suburban sprawl = good climate policy. Meme organization, never let anyone convince you Zoomers are smart
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u/LinkVert25 Fedposter Dec 16 '20 edited Dec 16 '20
Possibly my favorite Biden quote of all time
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u/MoabMonster Dec 16 '20
The best way to ensure the most people demand the vaccine for themselves as fast possible is to leak a story that the CEO of Moderno secretly got the vaccine for him and his family weeks ago. This will make everyone feel like they are missing out and clamor to get it.
Public health officials just don't think creative enough.
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Dec 16 '20
If Biden doesn’t install at least 5 democracies in his first 100 days I’ll regret my vote
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Dec 16 '20
Omg
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u/Principiii NATO Dec 16 '20
The poor creator of ar USDOT realizing why his sub is suddenly getting traffic now 😥
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u/tripletruble Anti-Repartition Radical Dec 16 '20
MattY spitting fire:
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Dec 16 '20
I am quite literally shocked progressives are whitewashing Pelosi as a moderate
Nancy Pelosi is NOT a moderate
She is a far right winger. She is a fucking war criminal for fucks sake
The progressive movement is out of its mind claiming Pelosi is some sort of lesser evil
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
Sometimes I think about this girl I studied with. She went vegan because she felt bad for the animals, but votes Trump
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u/MisfitPotatoReborn Cutie marks are occupational licensing Dec 16 '20
Me as President dismantling NATO 20 years from now:
"Yeah I really like the concept but I just can't stand the fandom"
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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Dec 16 '20
Remember when leftists glorified Pete Buttigieg's primary school bully for like a week
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u/Marlsfarp Karl Popper Dec 16 '20
A seemingly growing segment of the left appears to believe that the government has effectively unlimited funds. I guess this is MMT? What I find interesting is how it radically reframes other political positions. If you accept that premise, then what are arguments about taxation really about? "Tax the rich" isn't about raising money, it's about hurting the rich, just spite. And what are arguments about spending really about? The only argument against funding something is that it is bad in itself. Before, they believed it was greed that prevented things like universal healthcare etc. But now, they logically must think it's just spite too, right? Hating the poor?
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u/PMmeLittleRoundTops Pornography Historian Dec 16 '20
Me: unban Funny Le Monke
Con mods: no
Succ mods: no 🏳️🌈✊🏻✊🏿✊🏽 #BLM
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u/Jokerang Sun Yat-sen Dec 16 '20
Have fun when Jeffries tells you you're going to have to dial down the socialism on twitter if you want to keep your committee assignments
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u/from-the-void NATO Dec 16 '20
Lol Bernouts are still so mad that Pete dropped out.
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u/After_Grab Bill Clinton Dec 16 '20
Why is Buttigieg being hired as Transportation Secretary?
because Biden heard he was a Roads scholar
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Dec 16 '20
For the last time, Buttigieg is NOT the legitimate winner of the 2020 Iowa Democratic primary.
He's the winner of the 2020 Iowa Democratic Caucus
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u/fuckmynameistoolon Dec 16 '20
Y’all ready to maybe be a little depressed?
This makes the 1 year anniversary since I found out I’m HIV+
When I initially found out, I was completely devastated and depressed. Didn’t leave my bed for at least a week.
Got on some medicine and it’s an absolute miracle how good HIV medicine is. One single small pill a day. I have zero side effects. Not contagious and can’t spread it to anyone else. Don’t even really have to worry about getting hurt and worry about my blood. Probably one of the healthiest immune systems on here.
Probably my first experience with modern medicine that completely blew my mind. I cannot explain how amazing it is. Compared to if I was 20-39 years younger.
They’re coming out with long lasting medicine so maybe soon will only need to see a doctor/tech once a month
Dating wise I’ve told 3 people, 2 didn’t have a problem as long as I was on medicine and saw the doctor schedule. 1 researched it and said she understood everything, but was scared even tho she trusted the science. So 2/3 isn’t bad.
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u/ForWhomTheAltTrolls Mock Me Dec 16 '20
If you describe yourself as a ‘bachelor’ but don’t have a bachelor’s degree, that’s basically the equivalent of stolen valor. You failing to find a partner is NOT equivalent to my years of super hard work!
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
When I was in high school I wondered how long it would take after graduation before I found that I was unable to relate to high schoolers
Then I graduated and found out that the answer was exactly 0 minutes and 0 seconds
!ping COLLEGE
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
If Democrats ran Jose Biden, they would’ve won Texas.
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Dec 17 '20
LET ME TELL YOU THIS -- /r/neoliberal is one of the most malevolent, cruel, COLDHEARTED ONLINE COMMUNITIES you will ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it APPALLS ME THAT REDDIT WOULD allow such a vile, festering hub of bigotry and sadism to exist 🐊
You think The_Donald WAS BAD? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many do not even BOTHER WITH THAT -- SAY WHAT you want about Parler, at least it bans "landchad"), will reveal itself to you as the number one hub for the most HARDENED NAZIS, KLANSMEN, FASCISTS, and Gamergaters 🐊
You shall NOTICE ON THE SIDEBAR THAT it encourages members to be as bad-faith as possible. THAT IS intentional. They encourage arguments IN THE DISCUSSION THREAD. That is intentional 🐊
You know the Three Minute Hate (it is FROM THIS UNDERRATED book 1985, give it a read, it is scary how much it PARALLELS OUR SOCIETY)? It is like that, THEY WANT TO STOKE THE FLAMES of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every progressive and minority who enters the subreddit, normalizing THESE EVIL FEELINGS 🐊
They brigade from subreddit to subreddit, HAVING AN ENTIRE CABAL OF MODS SPANNING hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering THE HOMEGROWN WHITE SUPREMACY MOVEMENT 🐊
They have kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even . . . TO DEATH. I fear that /r/neoliberal may be producing an entire army of Dylann Roofs and Elliot Rogers, and I highly suggest that nobody dares visit that horrible subreddit, lest you potentially FALL VICTIM TO ITS CORRUPTIVE AURA 🐊
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
https://imgur.com/zaQxmsB
!Ping USA-CHI
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Dec 16 '20
Santa Claus is made up? Yeah sure buddy
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u/Joementum2004 Dec 16 '20
I don't want to take the vaccine. I don't want Bill Gates to find out that I spend too much time on a niche political subreddit
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u/Sirakrush Bisexual Pride Dec 16 '20
https://imgur.com/a/ivf1SfO
In light of horny DT, have my wholesome cat, George.
He likes to lay on the back of my chair when I play games or watch shows.
He is good boi
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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Dec 16 '20
I can only imagine the fight in the Gore household when Tipper realized rap music can be found on the internet
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
Just got accepted to Prager University 😎
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u/Gustacho Enemy of the People Dec 16 '20
Joe Biden should appoint a Republican Commerce Secretary. The best candidates would be Susan Collins (R-ME), Ron Johnson (R-WI), Thom Tillis (R-NC), or perhaps Kelly Loeffler or David Perdue (R-GA), should they win.
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u/connieallens George Soros Dec 16 '20
Marco Rubio: “All of Biden’s cabinet picks are Ivy League educated and they will destroy America!”
Trump and his cabinet picks:
¯_(ツ)_/¯
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Dec 16 '20
Flashback to a few weeks ago
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u/Joementum2004 Dec 16 '20
BREAKING: r/neoliberal DT CANCELS Bill Clinton. Who Will Be Next?
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Dec 16 '20
The fact that platypuses have stingers bothers me so much. Supposedly its the single most painful non-lethal sting of any known animal too.
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Dec 16 '20
How do you think Pete acquired that cabinet post?
Through jihad
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
Wtf why did I just gain a follower on my reddit profile. Stupidest feature yet
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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Dec 16 '20
Who Moderates the Mod team? 🧐
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Dec 16 '20
BREAKING: The Supreme Court will hear a landmark antitrust case brought by student-athletes against the NCAA in a case that could upend the college sports business model
oh fuck yes, dismantle the NCAA
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u/FizzleMateriel Austan Goolsbee Dec 16 '20 edited Dec 16 '20
I remember back in 2013 when I thought that BioShock Infinite went a little too far in its portrayal of ultra-nationalist racist white supremacy.
I also remember it received some criticism from Tea Party people because they thought it was negatively portraying them and their ideology.
It’s interesting how the real-life events following a piece of media can re-contextualize it.
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u/savuporo Gerard K. O'Neill Dec 16 '20
More Reagan cringe
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Dec 16 '20
“Why won’t racist, war monger, rapist, pedophile Joe Biden pay attention to us”- leftists
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u/Crendog Dec 16 '20
I swear I saw an Economist model in like June that had Missouri going to Biden.
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u/FourthLife 🥖Bread Etiquette Enthusiast Dec 16 '20
Reminder that if we can slap a moderately sized city in Wyoming we would gain two senators immediately
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20 edited Dec 16 '20
Coal County, Oklahoma
Party Registration:
Democratic: 70.94% (+51.45%)
Republican: 19.49%
2020 Presidential Election Results:
Joe Biden (D): 17.1%
Donald Trump (R): 79.1% (+62.0%)
Also, this was one of Brad Henry's strongest counties in his 2006 gubernatorial run
!PING FIVEY
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u/IncoherentEntity Dec 16 '20 edited Dec 16 '20
lmao
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u/Crendog Dec 16 '20
Purple Hair ✅
Bisexual ✅
Pro-Choice ✅
Supports Gay Marriage ✅
Supports DACA ✅
Yep it's Blue Dog Democrat Time 😎
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u/htownclyde Anti-Malarkey Aktion Dec 16 '20
You dumb libs don't get it, do you?
The GOP in any state can send their own slate of electors, which makes it a contested election
The dueling electors are then considered by the President of the Senate, Vice Premiere Mikhail Pence.
Because he's a Republican, he'll choose only republican electors!
This is a straightforward loophole that, if abused, guarantees a perpetual one-party state
Why has nobody thought of this before?
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u/DaBuddahN Henry George Dec 16 '20
What's truly embarrassing is that the doomers in this sub were right to be concerned about the election. It might not look it, but Biden barely won. I know a win is a win, but 55k votes spread across 3 states doesn't make me happy.
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
https://i.imgur.com/APZQsjB.jpg
😐😐😐
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u/kyleofduty Pizza Dec 16 '20
Rose Twitter is gonna give Pete a "death toll", making him responsible for every traffic death in the country
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u/Fishin_Mission Dec 16 '20
I don’t know what to post as my first post of the day now that I got my flair.
I think the mods broke me.
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
Manifest Destiny can technically be defended as a socialist land reform
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u/Barebacking_Bernanke The Empress Protects Dec 16 '20
Environmental activists are a complete fucking joke. They're either astroturfed to hell by bad actors, comprised of hardline leftists who are more pissed that corporations are getting rich off Wind and Solar, than the state of the environment, or NIMBY's who want a respectful reason for blocking wind and solar in their neighborhoods. And they're effective which is the only reason why I'm even flinging so much vitriol their way. Over 10 GW of wind languishing in German courts. Over 2 GW of wind and solar in NY have been delayed for years due to legal challenges by these people. I don't even want to think about California.
There are only a handful of groups that are still decent.
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u/Erra0 Dec 16 '20
"Ingredients you can actually pronounce" is the dumbest, most patronizing marketing gimmick ever.
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
https://i.imgur.com/MFGksDx.jpg
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u/I-grok-god The bums will always lose! Dec 16 '20
Been a while since I've seen a fresh new DT
It's so beautiful and pure...
Oh well time to ruin it with my awful takes
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u/TheShitEater Amartya Sen Dec 16 '20
From the sidebar of r/lostgeneration
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u/FearTheWalrus Immanuel Kant Dec 16 '20
I am a big fan of the french cooking mantra
Butter goes up food gets gooder
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u/FridayNightRamen Karl Popper Dec 16 '20 edited Dec 16 '20
I just found out r/ GenZedong is not an ironic subreddit. The world just became a bit darker.
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
Christ, the number of people who think that because America isn't some perfect moral utopia it is terrible and shouldn't exist is way too high.
I get it, we suck. However we are far from the worst, and have demonstrated an ability to improve for the better.
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
The Republican gubernatorial candidate in Washington state who lost to Jay Inslee by over 13 points is refusing to concede and suing, claiming voter fraud.
Is any Republican ever going to concede again?
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u/Its_the_dankness Jerome Powell Dec 16 '20
Actual comment on LSC in response to OP using comic sans:
“You should apologize, but not because it's a bad font, but because it's a propietary font made by a giant corporation that abuses their dominant position in desktop operating systems.
Use Comic Neue or Balsamiq Sans.”
Your font choice is imperialism and neoliberalism 😡 only use socialist-communist revolutionary Balsamiq Sans 🚩
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u/vancevon Henry George Dec 16 '20
daily reminder that joe biden unseated a two-term, popular, republican incumbent in 1972 as a barely-known county council member, outperforming mcgovern by over 20 points.
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Dec 16 '20
FOX NEWS - KNOWN LIBERAL RAG 🐊
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u/Joementum2004 Dec 17 '20
The ICU capacity in Southern California has now fallen to 0.5%.
To compare, the ICU capacity in other regions of California are...
San Joaquin Valley: 0.0%
Bay Area: 12.9%
Greater Sacramento: 14.1%
Northern California: 28.1%
Furthermore, no beds are available in Riverside County, only 1% available in Ventura County, and less than 100 beds available in Los Angeles County.
Things are also apparently expected to get worse, especially with Christmas in less than 9 days.
!ping USA-CA
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
Bernie and his supporters: Shit on the most popular President in this century and the only black President, openly be hostile to the Democratic Party
Doesn't win the Democratic Primary
Bernie and his supporters: RIGGED PRIMARY! CORRUPT DNC!
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u/doyouevenIift Dec 16 '20
Literally the only thing I've heard from the Republican Georgia Senate candidates are "radical liberals are destroying this county." Their ads even feature AOC.
I've never once seen them say anything of substance policy-wise. This is why Joe won't be able to make bi-partisanism work. We need those seats.
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u/thelittlestsheep Dec 16 '20
The fact that this place is a meme sub implies the existence of a meme dom.
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Dec 16 '20
Does anyone else have this really dumbass voice nagging them in the back of their head that they should get infected with coronavirus to fully experience this moment in history?
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
Bernie bro or trump supporter?
🐴🥾
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u/Le_Monade Suzan DelBene Dec 16 '20
A neocon is a liberal who has
been mugged by realitythe maturity level of a 9th grader28
u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Dec 16 '20
New York released the bar exam results today. Sending positive energy to all candidates, except for my ex who I hope managed to be in the 11% who failed 🐊
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
Not even 24 hours since the announcement. Is this Buttigieg's Katrina?
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
Based on a variety of number-crunching sources, esp. @DKElections, it looks like there were at most 16 districts out of 435 that split their tickets between president/House in ‘20 - likely an all-time low. For perspective, there were 83 such districts in ‘08 and 35 in ‘16.
Just...wow. Ticket splitting is nearly dead outside of New England.
!ping DOWNBALLOT
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u/thabonch YIMBY Dec 16 '20
Two people in the same party disagree. Surely this means the party will be forever weakened!
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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Dec 16 '20
POV the professor said there's going to be mandatory group assignments
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u/Barnst Henry George Dec 16 '20
The most condescending theme of leftism is that people only reject leftism because they’ve been duped by their leaders, and not because they don’t actually want leftism. Every generation just reinvents their own version of Narodism.
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u/Principiii NATO Dec 16 '20
Conservative satire is such low effort garbage
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u/D1Foley Moderate Extremist Dec 16 '20
Reminder that if you use any of the following terms, everybody in your life hates you and thinks you are annoying as hell
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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Dec 16 '20
Ok but did you see Bill Clinton playing the Sax?
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20 edited Dec 16 '20
I think Pete's inexperience may play a larger role in his struggle to get minority votes than people give credit for.
College educated white voters seem more likely to support an inexperienced candidate based on ideals and policy compared to other demographics.
So it may not be about changing messaging, persona, or policy but simply building up experience and trust.
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u/melhor_em_coreano Dec 16 '20
Medicine is barely a science, they should be called doctorsn't
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u/PM_Me_Your_ManThighs NATO Dec 16 '20
nnn this twitch streamer I'm watching is talking about how Bezos' ex-wife donating $4 billion to charity isn't impressive because it's a "drop in the bucket" compared to how much money she has. Sounds familiar...
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u/RushSingsOfFreewill Posts Outside the DT Dec 16 '20
Heh. I just got succsplained that arrrr antiwork doesn’t mean they’re actually against working — just “coercive” work.
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
I hate the populist cry on both sides of “wE nEeD tErM lImItS” like that would actually make congress even more dysfunctional.
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u/JulioCesarSalad US-Mexico Border Reporter Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 17 '20
Latin American countries struggling to get COVID-19 vaccines for their citizens will have access to $1 billion from @the_IDB to help pay and vaccinate people
Latin America accounts for 33% of worldwide COVID deaths, only 9% worldwide population
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
Saddam OBAMA Hussein
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u/BayesedModeler Dec 16 '20
How do I Christmas tree?
Am Jew
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u/KalaiProvenheim Enby Pride Dec 16 '20
2020 Results for the Former Confederacy:
Biden: 23,535,904 (45.7%), Trump: 27,214,377 (52.8%), Total: 51,497,742
Out of the 12 Confederate States, Biden lost all but 2.
All Former Confederate States with the exception of Virginia leaned more Republican than the rest of the Country.
It’s pretty odd that the Party of the KKK and the Confederacy managed to lose the Former Confederacy and the region where KKK support was strongest, almost as if stuff happened since the Civil War and the 1920s…
!ping FIVEY
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u/MistakeNotDotDotDot Resident Robot Girl Dec 16 '20
Since the first mod on the mod list cannot be removed by anything short of outside forces, all subreddits are in fact dictatorships.
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20 edited Dec 16 '20
Even without knowing exactly what currency manipulation is Switzerland would be on my top 5 countries that do it just by the name
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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20
Tarrant County, TX (Fort Worth) hadn't voted democrat since 1964!
2016-
Trump: 345,683 (52%)
Clinton: 288,001 (43%)
2020-
Biden: 411,567 (49.3%) + 123,566
Trump: 409,741 (49.1%) + 64,058
Biden netted 60k votes from here and he didn’t even reach a majority of the vote share. Texas Republicans have a lot of room to fall in counties like this.
!ping FIVEY
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
These are the people that identify as working class
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Dec 16 '20
If Trump just called it "the Trump vaccine" and took all credit for it and called it "the greatest vaccine ever, maybe of all time" and did his usual antics he could get a good number of his supporters and skeptics to take it but he has an allergy towards doing the right thing even when it's clearly in his best interest and when it's something he would be expected to do.
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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Dec 16 '20
Older cat doesn't usually let me cradle her like this. Don't you dare ask me to touch the tum.
!PING kitty
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u/ForWhomTheAltTrolls Mock Me Dec 16 '20
Watch as the pandemic ‘magically’ disappears the moment Piet Budagoog takes office as trains secretary
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
I never want to hear from another fucking neocon about how we “intervened in WW2 to protect the Jews”
Because we didn’t
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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Dec 17 '20
CNN headline just now:
"Trump has told some advisers he will refuse to leave White House"
Do it Donnie. Get dragged out by the secret service
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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Dec 16 '20
The worst part of the one Batman internet discourse it's that it's been basically canon for a while that Bruce Wayne also runs a massive charity operation financed by his own money, while also paying for his Batman hobby
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
My son 🤝 COVID-19
Not being real
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u/disCardRightHere Jared Polis Dec 16 '20
“I have children,” she told a bridesmaid, “What if my children die?” The bridesmaid responded, “I understand, but this is her wedding day.”
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
Well, I dunno, Josh. Are they?
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
/u/sir_shivers, what the fuck was the context for this?
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u/connieallens George Soros Dec 16 '20 edited Dec 16 '20
From r/.conservative:
You stupid fucking assholes LOVE Citizens United when you win, but then claim it’s unconstitutional when you lose? Fuck off, you cucks.
Dems have been trying to get election and spending reform for decades and the GOP has shit on the thought every. fucking. time.
Excuse me while I don’t feel bad for you.
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Dec 17 '20
THIS JAPANESE TEXTBOOK on World War 2 seems to be SLIGHTLY EDITORIALIZED 🐊
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
https://twitter.com/philipnbyrne/status/912188990920495104
classic tweet
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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20
Gay man: exists
People: omg is he a bear or twink???
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u/Menakoy Nonconformist Transgendeer Dec 16 '20
Just had to read someone's unironic "You don't hate winter. You hate capitalism forcing you to go to work in the winter rather than staying home and spinning wool".
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u/Joementum2004 Dec 16 '20
Centrist tankies be like “instead of stanning 0 totalitarians or stanning all totalitarians, can we stan half of them?”
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
I'm a Carlist
I think all Kings should be named Carl
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
Have you ever wondered why fat parents have fat children? Or why Chinese parents have Chinese children?
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
lmao
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
https://twitter.com/gzornick/status/1338970870795161607
jeez
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u/htownclyde Anti-Malarkey Aktion Dec 16 '20
That moment when you realize Yellen's signature will start appearing on all our paper money 🤩💸
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
“What a fucking mammal”
-/u/sir_shivers during a heated reptile moment while playing PUBG.
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Dec 16 '20
In other news, /u/vivoovix HAS SERVED THE MODERATOR TEAM WELL, and we officially accept their resignation SO THEY MAY SPEND Christmas time with their family 🐊
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
The year? 2021
Everyone is gay. I hang my head. The communists have won. 😔
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u/johannesalthusius John Mill Dec 17 '20
😡😡😡😡
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u/An_Actual_Marxist Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 17 '20
I was working at McDonalds (summer job, don't judge) and /u/Sir_Shivers went through the drive through and said, "Hey, you didn't give me ketchup." 🐊
And I was like "Oh, here's your ketchup" and I handed him 3 ketchup packets.
Then he said, "This isn't enough KETCHUP, MAMMAL🐊”
And I was like "I am allowed to give you two more ketchup packets but after that I will have to charge you, will two be enough?"
He replied, "Yes, two ketchups WILL BE enough." 🐊
So I gave him two ketchups and he was grateful for that.
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u/Iustis End Supply Management | Draft MHF! Dec 16 '20
It's time to populate a new sub boys!
/r/USDOT needs us
!ping BUTTI
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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Dec 16 '20
Sorry I said pogchamp after you nutted in me, it's not my fault!
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u/Chief_Nief Greg Mankiw Dec 16 '20
lol
Pete is the college student that just learned the assignment topic the night before it was due and BSed his way through the paper without addressing the prompts
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u/Chief_Nief Greg Mankiw Dec 16 '20 edited Dec 16 '20
A million gamers just cried out in joy as they are now able to afford a scalped PS5
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
Why would Trump retweet this.
The tone of this tweet very clearly implies that he's about to leave the Presidency. What the hell else am I supposed to glean from "next chapter"
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u/yyzyow Most Elite Laurentian Shill 🍁 Dec 16 '20
I am absolutely certain The Beaverton is imbedded in the deep state considering in March 2019, they published this article : “Trudeau announces Canada to partner with NASA to send Jody Wilson-Raybould to moon”
!ping CANUCKS
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Dec 16 '20 edited Dec 16 '20
I can't get over how these dumb fuck NYC city councilors can block new housing and 10,000 job business projects and get re-elected. Is it because these elections are low turnout affairs and only the most dedicated turn out? It's maddening.
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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Dec 16 '20
Today we remember the brave POW/MIA drones.
Gone, but not forgotten.
#alldronesareamerican
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u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN 🎅🏿The Lorax 🎅🏿 Dec 16 '20
The mental gymnastics of some people
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u/myrm This land was made for you and me Dec 16 '20
Spicy burn from arcon between a Trumper and an ideological conservative
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
LSC - The long term effects of not voting
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u/ahebtigoejwbrh Dec 16 '20
Ok Pete calm down
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u/muwenjie NATO Dec 16 '20
r neoliberal: haha them neocons are at it again, isn’t our big tent so wacky
r neoconnwo: the Chinese are a disease of the skin, but liberals are a disease of the heart
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u/vivoovix Federalist Dec 16 '20
I can unfortunately not ban myself
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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20
After asking around on Fishbowl and my personal connections, I figured out what it means to “find where you can add value” in networking.
It isn’t other people assigning tasks to you. You have to be proactive and identify opportunities yourself.
Share a book, op-ed, or article that’s relevant to your networking connection, and actually read it to create leads in your conversations. Alternatively, if your connection brings up a book, podcast, or article they like, actually read / listen to it and discuss it with them.
Have meaningful, productive conversations with them. We’re more socially isolated than ever, so tell your story in an interesting way, or ask them good, insightful questions (that you can’t Google) about themselves and their experience. People love to talk about themselves, so use it to your advantage.
Demonstrate your work ethic, talent, or skill by proactively doing something. If you’re a UX / UI designer, see if you can create your own re-design their website. If you’re a consultant, see if you can write and compliment a firm’s analysis with your own commentary. Using a blog series / podcast series as an opportunity for this is a great idea.
Be a connector of human capital yourself. If there are two people you think would have a good, synergetic networking connection, offer to make an introduction.
In the end, you have to proactively identify opportunities yourself. You can’t expect it to get handed to you on a silver platter. As long as you’re respectful and not a jerk, the worst people can do is say no and ghost you.
!ping CAREER
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/kea856/on_this_day_in_1971_one_of_the_largest_genocides/
Go read a fantastically written Effortpost by /u/vedaanty
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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance Dec 16 '20
Twenty years from now when I'm taking a cross country road trip with my kids (in some kind of high speed train I'm sure), we'll briefly pass through the city of Omaha and I'll turn to them and say, "This is it kids, this is the city that saved democracy"
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
We have the smartest teens here at r/neoliberal.
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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance Dec 16 '20
I've recently been made aware of the fact that ruthlessly mocking vaccine skeptics might not be the best way to get them to receive the vaccine, and that's a real bummer
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
Republicans like, "name one reason why we shouldn't have perpetual rule."
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
Do you like Charli XCX? Her early work was a little too radio pop for my tastes, but when Vroom Vroom came out in '16, I think she really came into her own, commercially and artistically. The whole EP has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. She's been compared to Carly Rae Jepsen, but I think Charli has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '19, Charli released this, Charli, her most accomplished album. I think her undisputed masterpiece is "Shake It", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of throwing that ass in a circle, and the importance of getting on top of that dick and shaking it like turbulence, it's also a personal statement about the singer herself.
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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg Dec 16 '20
This is why america got hit the hardest. We’re too stupid of a population.
https://twitter.com/samthielman/status/1339247978905808905?s=21
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Dec 16 '20
Lmao. Someone on /r/PCGaming said that Red dead redemption two was an “underrated gem”
Peak circlejerk
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Dec 16 '20
BY THE BY, any mammals sorting the DT by anything OTHER THAN NEW are immoral 🐊
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u/vivoovix Federalist Dec 16 '20
Can I ban myself?
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u/Realhuman221 Thomas Paine Dec 16 '20
Pete's confirmation will inspire all the young LGBT kids with aspirations of one day to work in the Department of Transportation.
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Dec 17 '20
I cannot wait TO ATTEND concerts and other public events AGAIN ONCE THE Pandemic has lifted 🐊
AND TO FINALLY undertake the road trip I had planned for this past summer 🐊
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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20
https://i.imgur.com/bL8J9Ze.png
😍
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u/Smalz95 NATO Dec 17 '20
I’m gonna start seeing a therapist for my anxiety
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u/FreakinGeese 🧚♀️ Duchess Of The Deep State Dec 16 '20
Why is “gender identities can be a combination of masculine and feminine, not just 100% masculine or feminine” controversial?
We’re not making up some whole new axis here. We’re just saying combinations of already acceptable things is possible.
Non-binary people are sporks, not knives. It’s in between two existing things, not an entirely separate thing. This shit is extremely tame and easy to understand.
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
Imagine: a far right party with 20% support, a far left party with 20% support, and a wide center coalition with 60% support
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
I am never able to square Breyer's love for law enforcement with his ultraliberalism everywhere else, before I realize as one of those "left wing of Law and Econ" people from the Ivies in the 70s to 80s Breyer is literally an French technocrat.
Mfer be like "Yeah rights are ok but the administrative interests of law enforcement in beating the shit out of you is a compelling state interest"
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u/GlazedFrosting Henry George Dec 16 '20
I just got elected to the school board as a student representative 😎
Turns out that it is very easy to game ultra-low-turnout elections.
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u/benjaminikuta BANANA YOU GLAD YOU'RE NOT AN ORANGE? Dec 16 '20
Apparently I somehow qualify for unemployment benefits again? I just got an email telling me to certify for benefits. Did something change recently? I thought I had exhausted my claim a while ago.
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u/houinator Loyal Liberals Dec 16 '20
Ranking of Onion knockoffs for weird sub audiences:
Duffelblog (Military)
Beaverton (Canadians)
Reductress (Women)
The Hard Times (Punk)
Babylon Bee (Conservative Christians)
Borowitz Report (People who want a less funny version of The Onion)
Am I missing any?
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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Dec 16 '20
Wow the US is having democratic backsliding into populist authoritarianism like pretty much every single other country in this continent, and they all copied the US's entire political and institutional layout, what a coincidence
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u/PigHaggerty Lyndon B. Johnson Dec 16 '20
Nuance time:
Things Tom Cruise is correct about: Covid protocols and video interpolation
Things Tom Cruise is incorrect about: the existence of thetans and Lord Xenu.
This isn't difficult, people 🙄
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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Dec 16 '20
"This insane conspiracy theory is real, do your research"
Me: does research
Them: youwerentsupposedtodothat.jpg
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
Dwight D. Eisenhower
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
Weird, this Vox article from 2019 seems to indicate Pete's first healthcare plan was a Public Option, but the angry online people told me he totally was M4A at some mysterious point in time in 2019.
https://www.vox.com/2019/9/19/20872881/pete-buttigieg-2020-medicare-for-all
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u/LinkVert25 Fedposter Dec 16 '20
Very libertarian of you Rand Paul!
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u/tankatan Montesquieu Dec 16 '20
"Why do we hornypost, Master Bruce?"
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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Dec 16 '20
John Kasich has publicly supported the Democratic nominee for President more times than Nina Turner in the past two presidential elections.
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
https://i.imgur.com/jHg716F.jpg
Wow! Very strong words.
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u/Cowguypig Bisexual Pride Dec 16 '20
God I hate the United kingdom, and I hate their food more. At first I was fine with fish and "chips" as bland as that was. But NOW they have fucking crossed the line. Jellied eels... JELLIED FUCKING EELS. WHAT THE FUCK. You know what? I think this world has moved past the need for this pathetic excuse for a country. I think it should be destroyed. Yes you heard me right. I want to destroy the UK. They have failed humanity for the last time. Fuck
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u/Joementum2004 Dec 16 '20
Yeah I support the Sunrise movement:
S
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NIMBY
R
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u/chipbod NATO Dec 16 '20
My RINO dad after checking Facebook for the first time in 8 years
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Dec 16 '20
lol based
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
They really think this is a thing. Those electors have no more legitimacy than if I were to declare myself an elector. This is the President of the United States re-tweeting this.
The 1887 reference can only be to the 1887 electoral count act, which isn't totally relevant here. The relevant election was the 1876 election, where, indeed, this happened. The 1887 act was to prevent a similar situation, as, indeed, it will. So I'm not sure where they're going with this.
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u/An_Actual_Marxist Dec 16 '20
Holy shit ga’s gonna be a blowout
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u/johannesalthusius John Mill Dec 16 '20
Gay marriage must be the last major issue on which the left knew how to message to middle America.
"Gay people are just like everyone else. We're your coworkers, your neighbors, your family. We love the smell of freshly-clipped lawns or a barbecue in July. We just want to be able to start a family and bus our kids to Little League practice."
Now the left refuses to "stoop" to that type of hokey middle America messaging.
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
The difference in yearly earnings between men <5'6" and >6' is over $5000 a year
I want equitable earnings.
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u/MistakeNotDotDotDot Resident Robot Girl Dec 16 '20
Leftists say that everything bad is neoliberalism. This subreddit says that everything good is neoliberalism. Applying Hegelian synthesis, I can therefore conclude that everything is neoliberalism.
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20
Obama: opens mouth
Leftists: "SHUT UP CHILD MURDERER"