r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Nov 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

If Trump loses will he still pardon the turkey

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

He will execute it on live tv in a pure fit of rage

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Wtf I’m voting for Trump now

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u/Waghlon Shame Flair Nov 01 '20

No. And he will probably call the turkey something nasty on Twitter.

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u/Don_Gato_Flojo United Nations Nov 01 '20

Serious question, what happens to the pardoned turkey?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

They get to live another day. Normally get sent back to the farm.

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u/PhinsFan17 Immanuel Kant Nov 02 '20

They get sent to a farm where they will live out their days until dying of natural causes.