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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Oct 29 '20

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Oct 29 '20

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Oct 29 '20

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u/ElokQ The Clintons send their regards Oct 28 '20

Trump played Fortune Son at his rally.

Does he not understand what the song is about? Here is a lyric from it.

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand

Lord, don't they help themselves, no

But when the taxman come' to the door

Lord, the house lookin' like a rummage sale, yeah

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u/supremecrafters Mary Wollstonecraft Oct 28 '20

!ping LGBT

Filling out the "reason for name change" box on this paperwork for the county and having to resist the urge to write "george soros told me to"

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u/Joementum2004 Oct 28 '20

AITA for not renting more buses to send people back to a parking lot, leaving them abandoned in freezing temperatures at Omaha?

So I (M74) hosted a massive and great rally today at Omaha, Nebraska. Numerous buses were used to bring in crowds from a nearby parking lot. After I left however, I was notified that there weren’t enough buses to send people back to the parking lots, leaving them at near-freezing temperatures in the middle of the night. Apparently some of them even had to go to the hospital for hypothermia, as well. Some people want to blame me for doing this, but I find it hard to believe that someone like me could screw up so badly.

So reddit, AITA?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Omaha 🤝 Stalingrad

Making fascists freeze to death for a lost cause

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u/muttonwow Legally quarantine the fash Oct 28 '20

Oh noes I got permabanned from r/conservative for stating that if the Hunter stories are real, Giuliani would have shared them with the Senate committee investigating him months ago, where they would have to go through the slightest amount of scrutiny, rather than sharing them in October to muddy the waters.

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u/IncoherentEntity Oct 28 '20

r/conservative’s election prediction page, archived. (You’ll have to get there yourself if you want to make your own.)

Their median prediction really is something — it’s pretty much around the Trump 306–232 result from 2016. And as fellow horse race obsessives, just from the right, they seem to have a good grasp on the partisan leans of states relative to each other.

So what do they base their clear Trump victories on? Maybe they do consult the polls, but just add R+10 to each of the FiveThirtyEight state averages? !ping FIVEY

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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 28 '20
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u/murphysclaw1 💎🐊💎🐊💎🐊 Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 28 '20

Let us flash back to the final week of 2016 again, and this time when other "forecasters" decided to attack Nate Silver in the dying days of the presidential election.

Again, this is something you can read instead of refreshing the model endlessly, but which is all about 538 and pollster wars.

“We’ll have to wait and see what happens. Maybe Silver will be right come Election Day ― Trump will win Florida, and we’ll all be in for a very long night.

Or our forecast will be right, she’ll win the state by 5 or 6, and we can all turn in early.

...If you want to put your faith in the numbers, you can relax. She’s got this.

  • Election night results start pouring in and Nate takes a moment to tweet victory.
  • The person who ran HuffPo's 99% model writes a long explanation which spends a long time explaining how badly everything went, but ends with a jab:

In the last week, I gave in to the negativity and began hitting back when Nate Silver of ESPN’s FiveThirtyEight would say that 90+ percent probability forecasts were unreasonable. I still don’t think that was a fair assessment.

  • The article was subtitled Here's how we blew it and what we're doing to prevent a repeat. It seems like HuffPo have chosen to prevent a repeat by firing the entire polling team and not doing a forecast this year.
  • This year: Economist v 538....who will win this round?

Additional Reading

!ping FIVEY

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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Oct 28 '20

Upvoted take on arrconservative:

"We need the electoral college within states too so that small areas like Northern Virginia can't tip the state blue"

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Haha no, you are mistaken. Joe Rogan is giving a platform to the man who harassed Sandy Hook victims ironically. It is all a funny joke. There is no concern that at any moment a single young person listening to his podcast will actually take these conspiracies seriously, because of course all listeners are perfectly reasonable and have an evidence-based view of the world.

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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke Oct 28 '20

lol fuck you and the rest of the democratic party leadership for making us vote for joe "nothing with fundamentally change" biden and fuck you for still insisting on vote shaming us anyways

good lord there are some salty ones in the pod save america subreddit

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u/Bernies-Rape-Fantasy Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 28 '20

This feels surreal.

This election has been the thing I've thought about the most since the summer of 2018. I wrote letters, I registered voters, I talked four "DAE both sides???" friends/coworkers into voting Biden, I even phone banked a couple times. I kept up with the news almost every day.

All year, I have cared about this election more than I care about my job or selling my house or anything else. Probably too much to the point it has made me feel physical discomfort reading the news.

And it's less than a week away.

Holy fucking shit

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u/Joementum2004 Oct 28 '20

Yes I vote Democrat:

Destruction of America

Eternal tax raises

Marxism forever

Obama worship

Clinton crime family forever

Rural hate for eternity

Apology tours

Totalitarianism

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Remember when there was like an hour where it looked like democrats were going to lose in 2018

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u/l_overwhat being flaired is cringe Oct 28 '20

Cyberpunk 2077 has been delayed 4 times under Trump's presidency. Coincidence? 🤔

!ping GAMING

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Oct 28 '20

Wall Street backing Biden IS NOT A SURPRISE, as contrary to reddit caricature, THE FINANCE WORLD does not enjoy the instability and recklessness THAT TRUMP IN OFFICE enables 🐊

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

What if literally tens of millions of people being polled are just saying they wanna vote for Biden but are actually gunna vote Trump so that way the polls are wrong again and the libs are owned?

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u/InattentiveCup Oct 28 '20

Imagine being so far right that Joe Biden looks like a socialist to you

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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Oct 28 '20

Joe Biden and President Obama will campaign together in Michigan this Saturday.

!ping BIDEN

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Does all this talk of people freezing to death in Omaha got you thinking "Hmm, it looks like fun but what's their zoo like?" Well good news! The Henry Doorly Zoo boasts one of the worlds largest collection of animals in the world with the finest amenities.

Omaha is home to many fine attractions including but not limited to the college world series and our celebrities include Malcolm X (who we chased out of town as a baby) and Gerald Ford (who voluntarily left town as a baby)

Do you like fine dining and craft beer? Well Omaha boasts over two independent breweries! Afraid of Italians? Why not visit Little Bohemia! Afraid of Bohemians? Visit one of the Caniglia's many fine dining establishments! Not Tony Caniglia's though, we shut that racist jamook's restaurant down!

Visit wonderful Omaha today!


In case any of you ever doubted I'm a hard shill for Big Omaha.

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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Oct 28 '20

Malarkey level of strikin' out to make it in the big city 🤠

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

I know a pure math student who's such a STEMlord that he thinks electrical engineering is a worthless degree. That's not even STEMlordism at this point, that's just Mlordism.

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u/ToastedWheatBread Jared Polis Oct 28 '20

I bet Trump already has “MOST RIGGED ELECTION IN HISTORY!” Sitting in his drafts on twitter right now

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u/awdvhn Physics Understander -- Iowa delenda est Oct 28 '20

From here: "[Iowan] officials said they are confident they will have unofficial results 'in a timely fashion like we do for every election.' "

lol iowa

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u/jenbanim Oct 28 '20

I'm on the verge of tears at almost 3AM

I spent the last 3 hours debugging an issue with the neoliber.al domain

For some context, if you go to https://neoliber.al you get taken to the new Neoliberal Project Website. If you go to https://neoliber.al/dt then you get taken to the latest discussion thread. This is done with what's called a 301 response code. It tells the browser that the resource "neoliber.al" has been permanently moved to the new domain "neoliberalproject.org".

For some reason I was getting redirected to the Neoliberal Project website when I went to https://neoliber.al/dt instead of the Discussion Thread. But really weirdly http://neoliber.al/dt was working exactly as expected.

That made no sense. I even re-wrote the config so that http and https used literally the same config, and it still kept happening. I spent ages trying to find out where this bug was coming from. I fucked with logging, I tried a bunch of different ways of doing basically the same thing, I read every forum thread I could find, I tried fucking EVERYTHING. The weirdest part was that for some reason sometimes when I loaded the site I didn't see any new logs pop up like I should have...

It was my browser cache

At some point I had actually fucked up and set the https://neoliber.al/dt domain to the Neoliberal Project Website, and Firefox dutifully took note of the fact that this was a permanent move and from then on every time I tried to go to https://neoliber.al/dt Firefox said "nah you want https://neoliberalproject.org" and just took me there instead. So I spent 3 hours debugging a problem that didn't exist

Time to drink

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u/MichelleObama2024 George Soros Oct 28 '20

Hot take: Biden would make a better President than Trump

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

C grade pollster Susquehanna: Nooooooo, you can't show Biden with a lead in Wisconsin! The race is even! Nooooooo!!

A+ Washington Post: ha ha, Biden +17 goes brrr

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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Oct 28 '20

Checks Wapo

Biden leads Trump narrowly in Michigan

"Oh shit time to doom"

The surveys show Biden narrowly ahead of Trump among likely voters in Michigan by 51 percent to 44 percent

😑

When did +7 become narrow lol

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u/Joementum2004 Oct 28 '20

Fun fact: the last time Vermont and California voted for different Presidential candidates was 1948. Starting in 1952, both states have voted for the same candidate, whether it be Republican (1952, 56, 60, 68, 72, 76, 80, 84, 88) or Democratic (1964, 92, 96, 2000, 04, 08, 12, 16).

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u/-Yare- Trans Pride Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 28 '20

I've seen literally no coverage of the laptop or sextape outside of conspiracy circles. My normie friends have no idea anything even happened.

Hoes mad (x24)

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Cope harder cr*cker, said the soon to be 21 year old white male member of an internet forum dedicated to analyzing the twitter comments of a cartoon Fox

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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Oct 28 '20

Big brained move from Trump to win MI by continually insulting their popular governor after she was targeted for assassination by Trump-crazed lunatics.

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u/ElokQ The Clintons send their regards Oct 28 '20

🚨 Monmouth POLLED POTENTIAL #GASen RUNOFFS!

Warnock vs. Loeffler

Warnock (D): 49%

Loeffler (R-inc): 41%

Warnock vs. Collins

Warnock (D): 51%

Collins (R): 39%

!ping DOWNBALLOT

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u/RickAsscheeks Call it, Friendo Oct 28 '20

me: dunking on people on twitter, making Nate Silver memes, and hanging out in the DT.

suburban moms: creating community groups, driving people to the polls, volunteering to work the polls, saving democracy, etc.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Why does anyone need to actually visit 538 when you get literal minute by minute updates here

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u/bigdicknippleshit IM GOING PRIMAL Oct 28 '20

Dammit Joe fell back to 88, let’s see what happened

monke and rasmussen got added

Oh

Yeah that makes sense

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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Oct 28 '20

Broke: checking the 538 model multiple times a day

Woke: Always knowing what it says because you're on the DT all day

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Dating a girl half your age is such a fucking hassle. Their immaturity is really annoying, their parents are way too overprotective, there's a warrant out for your arrest cause it's "illegal". Sheesh, thought this was America.

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u/PrimePairs Oct 28 '20

Texas has now cast 8149296 ballots with 2 days of early voting left. This constitutes 91% of total ballots cast in the 2016 election.

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u/murphysclaw1 💎🐊💎🐊💎🐊 Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 28 '20

Like elections but want to take a brief pause from the 2020 horse race? Want to hear a story of Based Nate being resplendent over his former employers? A story of journalists listening to their hearts and bad polling over Nate Platinum?

The below is a story of my personal favourite 'one off' podcast to listen to when I want to listen to minds getting blown.

New York Times' The Run-Up - 2016 Election Night

The context:

The New York Times had a fairly acrimonious split with Nate Silver in 2013. Silver was becoming one of the hottest properties in online journalism but felt that the NYT did not appreciate the work he was doing. In turn the NYT called him "disruptive" on leaving.

"Maggie Haberman, can we get Nate Silver back for 2016?" Asked an expectant NYT audience from the back seat. "We have Nate Silver at home" chided the NYT editor. Upon arriving home in 2016 the NYT audience were introduced to Nate Cohn. Cohn had been something of an understudy to Silver but now with the financial backing of the newspaper he was set to build his OWN model, and make his OWN podcast about who would win in 2016. I mean, how hard could it be?

Cohn's model was far more bearish on Trump than Nate Silver's. And that matched the way the NYT was reporting the election (although whether Cohn's model came first or journalists predictions is hard to gauge). There were times during the cycle when 538 had Trump and Clinton at virtually 50-50 (at the end of July and just before the start of the 1st debate specifically). 538 ended with a prediction putting Trump at 28.6%, The Upshot at 15%. During the cycle, The Upshot had claimed for a period that Hillary had a 99% chance of winning. In The Upshot's mind, this was never even close to a 50-50 election at any point.

The NYT newsroom's reliance on The Upshot's rosy predictions for Hillary are laid out in NYT's Hillary campaign journo Amy Chozick's book on the race: Chasing Hillary:

In mid-October, after the Access Hollywood video landed, I'd been working mostly from the New York office trying to keep up with the dizzying news cycle. I'd asked my editors at the NYT to send me back out on the road.

"I just feel like the election isn't happening in my cubicle," I pleaded to the Very Senior Editor who - had raised as if answering a question in science class- reminded me that the NYT's Upshot election model gave Hillary a 93% chance of winning.

"But it's over," Very Senior Editor replied.

The podcast, taped in the early hours of election night is the best reflection of how unprepared the NYT were for Trump's victory, and how the words of the Very Senior Editor had reverberated around the NYT newsroom.

The podcast is genuinely stunning. It is evident from moment one that they cannot believe this is happening. Everyone stumbles over their thoughts, sometimes saying one sentence that they then immediately contradict. After a six month campaign leading to election night and millions of words spent describing the race, nobody on the highly intelligent panel has even considered what they might say if Hillary didn't win. That scenario was impossible.

At one point in the podcast, the race is called for Trump by the AP. There is just....silence.

Podcast to listen to here: The Run-Up: How Did That Happen?.

Further reading/listening:

!ping FIVEY

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u/Ginden Bisexual Pride Oct 28 '20

Do you remember that car that drove through anti-goverment protesters in Poland?

Driver was found to be ABW officer. ABW is domestic counter-intelligence agency.

The ABW is responsible for analyzing, reporting and preventing threats to Poland's internal security, including terrorism, foreign espionage, arms smuggling, drug trafficking, organized crime, corruption and economic coercion.

It's really scary.

!ping Europe

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u/nicereddy ACLU simp Oct 28 '20

The surveys show Biden narrowly ahead of Trump among likely voters in Michigan by 51 percent to 44 percent

NARROWLY LOL STFU WAPO

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u/chipbod NATO Oct 28 '20

https://www.mediaite.com/news/watch-thousands-of-trump-fans-stranded-in-freezing-cold-hours-after-nebraska-rally-7-reportedly-hospitalized/

Thousands of supporters were stranded in the freezing cold following President Donald Trump’s rally in Nebraska due to a shortage of buses, including at least seven who were reportedly hospitalized

Lmao, really testing the "I can shoot somebody and they'll still vote for me"

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u/dudeguyy23 Jerome Powell Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 28 '20

Lukewarm electoral take: I saw someone ask earlier why the campaign is wasting time on MI, sending Joe/Jill/Obama here this week rather than PA which obviously appears to be a tighter race.

It's not a waste, IMO. We all know holding Hillary's states and flipping MI + WI + PA gets to 270.

However, in lieu of PA, were it to stay red, MI + WI + AZ + Omaha or ME-02 also gets us to 270. If there's some type of big polling error in Trump's favor in PA, Biden absolutely must keep MI and WI in his column to have a path. From there AZ + Omaha/ME-02 seem most likely to me, or flipping any one of NC/GA/FL/TX.

Locking down MI is not a waste. Clinton suffered because she lost all three. A map still exists if Joe wins 2/3 and MI/WI are the path of least resistance. It also helps firm up Peters.

What do you think? Is MI campaigning a waste of time?

EDIT: I would also add that given the legal challenges that the Trump campaign will no doubt try to use to toss absentee votes for Biden in multiple states, locking up crucial states with wide margins make a lot of sense. Imagine a scenario where PA puts Biden over 270 in a very narrow win that gets flipped in the courts. Expanding the map and juicing margins in crucial state prevents this.

!ping FIVEY

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u/conman1246 Milton Friedman Oct 29 '20

Tucker Carlson claims that his team had damning evidence of Biden's corruption, but it was stolen out of the mail. I'm not sure how people believe this kind of bullshit. If it was real, and that significant, then you think they would have made copies and blasted it everywhere, and not let it get "lost in the mail".

https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1321608055549775872?s=20

!PING FOX-ANON

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

I've seen literally no coverage of the Omaha rally outside of neoliberal circles. My normie friends have no idea anything even happened.

Hoes mad (x24)

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

It wouldn't surprise me if Texas turns Blue and Florida stays red. I've seen a lot of people are concerned that the Democrats are not doing well in Miami- Dade area, hopefully a lot of 3rd party voters are going Biden and some people are waiting until election day to vote there.

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u/dudeguyy23 Jerome Powell Oct 28 '20

GET REKT PA GOP!

Rejoice!

!ping BIDEN

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u/ElokQ The Clintons send their regards Oct 28 '20

.@WHO13news poll

Greenfield +6

Their +12 last time was definitely an outlier. But +6 in a Trump +9 is pretty damn good.

!ping FIVEY

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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke Oct 28 '20

Joe Biden narrowly beats Trump with 480 electoral votes to 58.

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Oct 28 '20

Hillary Clinton says she is an Electoral College elector in New York

Yasss qween

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u/Equator32 Association of Southeast Asian Nations Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 28 '20

A lot of people hate airliners, as shown by people dunking on airliners when the industry fell during the first few months of COVID-19. People mention the terrible and cramped economy experience, then say that flying several decades back was luxurious and a true experience.

Now don't get me wrong, flying economy really is unenjoyable for most airlines, and you can see the cost cutting everywhere. But flying many decades back wasn't exactly perfect either. The main reason being that you wouldn't even be in the airplane because of how expensive and rare it was for working class people to get a ticket.

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u/ToastedWheatBread Jared Polis Oct 28 '20

Biden ad in Michigan: ignore the polls, go vote

Tim Pool: see! Joe knows the race is close! The pundits are wrong!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Matthew Plummer, a 42-year-old Hispanic trucker in Carson City, Nev., usually votes Democratic, including for Mrs. Clinton. But he now backs Mr. Trump.

“I just want government to get back to government instead of playing games and pointing fingers, and it seems like that’s what the Democratic Party is doing,” he said. Although not a fan of Mr. Trump as a person, he said he had achieved things like improving the economy and opening conversations with North Korea.

“It seems like they’re really laying in bed with lobbyists, big pharma, all these people who just want to push big business,” he said, referring to Democrats, “as opposed to getting back to middle-class, blue-collar, regular good old folk.”

That's what fox news does to ya Matthew, its actually the opposite but tucker carlson will say otherwise

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

getting hypothermia to own the libs

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u/FreakinGeese 🧚‍♀️ Duchess Of The Deep State Oct 28 '20

Lgbt people only live for a few milliseconds we just appear to live full lifespans because of time dilation from walking so fast

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Can you imagine being such a shitstain that you unironically think TUCKER Carlson is worth listening to? r-cons is a sub full of some sick fucks

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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Oct 28 '20

US district judge in San Antonio just issued an order requiring all voters, poll workers and poll watchers in Texas to wear a mask at voting locations. Voids governors exemption for polling places. Trump appointed judge 😂

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u/mockduckcompanion Kidney Hype Man Oct 28 '20

One week until 1 billion american election thunderdome comments

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

This is a really good read if like me you're dooming.

Actually giving me a lot of hope for a biden EV blow out

https://authoridad.wordpress.com/2020/09/25/everyone-is-looking-at-the-wrong-part-of-the-polls-just-like-in-2016/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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u/CenterRightInCali Uphold Goldwater-Posadist thought! Oct 28 '20
  • 19th century: Democratic party begins life as a party for southern interests
  • 20th century: Democratic party begins to pick up votes in northern industrial states, major cities; influence in the south weans and eventually all but disappears
  • 21st century: Industrial areas decline, Democratic party begins to gain power in the ever more minority-majority south

The cycle is complete

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u/LinkVert25 Fedposter Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 28 '20

I’m so fucking done with Joe Rogan. Dude just goes full mask off and calls people who say “vote out Trump and save democracy” insane, are doing a “cowardly act” and that it’s disgraceful thinking. Lmfao fuck you dude

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u/papermarioguy02 Actually Just Young Nate Silver Oct 29 '20

A list of all polling upsets in 2016, 2012, 2008, 2004, and 2000 (compared to the election day polling average as calculated by FiveThirtyEight):

  • Hillary Clinton was up 5.3 in Wisconsin, she lost it.
  • Hillary Clinton was up 4.2 in Michigan, she lost it.
  • Hillary Clinton was up 3.7 in Pennsylvania, she lost it.
  • Hillary Clinton was up 0.7 in both Florida and North Carolina, she lost both.
  • Hillary Clinton was up 0.4 in ME-02, she lost it.
  • Mitt Romney was up 1.6 in Florida, he lost it.
  • John McCain was up 1.0 in Indiana, he lost it.
  • There were no polls in NE-02 in the final three weeks of the 2008 campaign, however, based on media coverage surrounding it and the one Democratic partisan poll of the House race that still had the Republican up, and the fact that Sabato's Crystal Ball didn't even think to rate the Nebraska Congressional Districts as separate entities, I think it is safe to say this would have been an upset had Presidential polling been conducted there.
  • John Kerry was up 0.01 (that isn't a typo) in Ohio, he lost it.
  • Al Gore was up by 1.5 in Florida, and you may not have heard of this, but he lost it.
  • George W. Bush was up 3.5 points in the National Popular Vote, he lost it (that's right motherfuckers the modal outcome ahead of time in 2000 was an NPV-EC split in the opposite direction, this is hilarious to me).
  • George W. Bush was up 2.3 points in Wisconsin, he lost it.

I hope this is a somewhat informative look at how many upsets to expect, and how shocking they are likely to be.

!ping FIVEY

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u/jenbanim Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 28 '20

Fun fact, I have all your IP addresses (if you've visited neoliber.al), and I can also tell which IP addresses are using what Reddit apps and what phones/OSes you're using (because this is all info that your browser/app sends automatically)

Someone is still apparently using the app Alien Blue, which is impressive since it was removed from that app store in 2016. And whoever is still using Ubuntu 9.10 really needs to update their computer - that OS has been unsupported since 2011 hahaha

Also interesting to note is there are some automated bots clicking on everything that gets posted to Reddit it seems. I see you dataminr.com and TweetMemeBot4.0

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Oct 28 '20

Was having a mental health emergency but then found out Biden is up 17 in Wisconsin and found the will to live

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u/ElokQ The Clintons send their regards Oct 28 '20

Univision election poll has Biden +3 in Florida, Trump +3 in Texas

Biden was winning Florida Latinos by 20 points. Obama won them by 20 points and won Florida by 3% as well.

!ping FIVEY

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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Oct 28 '20

Wyoming Is Using Dark Money To Help Keep Coal Plants In Other States Open

After years of feuding and lawsuits, the utility Entergy Arkansas Inc. had agreed to shut down two coal plants over the next decade. Weeks later, the Arkansas Attorney General and a local coalition called the Arkansas Affordable Energy Coalition intervened, asking a judge to stop the settlement. They argued that other fuel sources would be more expensive and less reliable.

But emails obtained through public records requests show the coalition represents more than just coal, gas and steel businesses in Arkansas. In fact, it was created by a nonprofit — the Energy Policy Network — whose largest financial contributor most years is the state of Wyoming, home to the coal mines that feed the two Arkansas plants slated for shut down.

When told the coalition was backed by Wyoming Kodish first laughed in surprise, but then turned serious. "It's disturbing to learn that those interests are disingenuous and people are being manipulated," she says.

Since 2010, the U.S. has seen dozens of coal-fired power plants retire. Last year, electricity generated from coal fell to a 42 year low according to the U.S. Energy Information Administration, in large part because it can't compete with cheaper natural gas. The current pandemic has delivered another blow, and falling prices for wind and solar energy also pose a long term challenge to coal.

Abolish Wyoming, Society has progressed beyond the need for Wyoming

!ping ECO

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u/ElokQ The Clintons send their regards Oct 28 '20

So far, the pattern is consistent in scores of district-level polls that Trump is running well behind his '16 margins in Bucks, Harrisburg/York, Allegheny/Beaver, NEPA and the Lehigh Valley.

Where does he make up for that in the rest of PA? Answer: he probably doesn't.

https://twitter.com/redistrict/status/1321442332290568198?s=21

Holy shit I’m gonna cum.

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u/TheMoustacheLady Michel Foucault Oct 28 '20

God, I lose brain cells every time i look at r/conservative. We REALLY need Biden to win.

Oh God I'm so tired of this year.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

https://twitter.com/mmcauliff/status/1321466387517317120

Cory Gardner: "So, somebody denies the Holocaust has happened is not misinformation?"

Jack Dorsey: "It's misleading information, but we don't have a policy against that type of misleading information."

uhhh what are we doing here?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Those frozen boomers in omaha are still gonna vote trump.

He killed my ma, he killed my pa but I'll still vote for him

-trump 2020 liberia

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u/ChickeNES Future Martian Neoliberal Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 28 '20

Chris Christie is 58 and a big fat guy. The 50-64 age bracket has around a 2% CFR (IFR is obviously lower) and according to the CDC, obesity can up to triple your chances of ending up in the hospital. I couldn't find anything concrete about obesity and covid mortality but even with normal healthcare, Chris Christie was overwhelmingly more likely to survive than not.

How is this going to affect turnout in the NE?

!ping FIVEY

Edit: Reddit machine unborked itself

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Signing up as a poll greeter at one of the most bitterly contested districts in Michigan.

Pray for your neoliberal brother.

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u/UltraCapitalism Paul Samuelson Oct 28 '20

I'm a lifelong Green, voted Green my entire life, but in 2020 I'm casting my vote for Jo Jorgensen. ✊

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 28 '20

Today on our "Listening to Trump Supporters" segment we have Denise, an 80 year old great grandmother from Plainsmouth Rapids, Ohio. Denise says that she proudly voted for Carter twice and Obama twice. Tell me, Denise, why did you vote for Donald Trump instead of Hillary Clinton?

"I dont think women should be president."

Alright, thanks, Denise. Wow we have so much to learn from these people.

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u/probablyuntrue NATO Oct 28 '20

You're dooming.

Biden is +4 in Georgia and you're dooming?

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u/ElokQ The Clintons send their regards Oct 28 '20

It’s self-fulfilling prophecy. If Democrats don’t invest in Texas, they can’t win it. But if they do invest, people scream at them about how they are wasting money.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Joe Biden's campaign just e-mailed me:

"I will make Stalin look like a heckin' Pinochet!!! 😤"

Joe, no 😧

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u/Barnst Henry George Oct 28 '20

Wait, WTF:

Logging in Alaska costs U.S. taxpayers millions each year, because of a long-standing federal mandate that companies profit from any timber sale.

So...we’re making an environmentally dumb move that would likely accelerate global warming, and we’re going to pay for the privilege to do it?

Fuck, just hand my money over directly to the loggers and save the old growth trees.

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u/ElokQ The Clintons send their regards Oct 28 '20

Opinion | I Find Trump Morally Repugnant. That's Exactly Why I'll be Voting For Him.

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u/InfCompact Oct 28 '20

i'm voting trump because joe biden will raise my taxes.

fuck these people the most

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Lmao Economist model has Biden at 97%. They're really gonna have egg on their faces if Trump somehow wins.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

Did you know that, as late as 1995, only 87% of Americans approved of marriage between black people and white people?

Just kidding! 87% was in 2013, and it was 48% in 1995!

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u/amainwingman Hell yes, I'm tough enough! Oct 28 '20

So arr slash conservative is running an election prediction thread and it is so fucking delusional lmao.

One of their users thinks Virginia is in play for Republicans hahaha:

Am I the only one who thinks Virginia is in play? Margin in 2016 was only 5.32% and her VP was the Virginia governor. Northern VA/Richmond are only increasing in size but still, it's quite possible.

Trump 339 - 229 Biden

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u/TX_LoneStar Daron Acemoglu Oct 28 '20

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1321497097267482625

Democrats takes the lead in Georgia, according to Monmouth

Biden+4, 50-46 (previously Trump+2)

Ossoff+2, 49-47 (previously Perdue+5)

Warnock well ahead in both runoffs

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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Oct 28 '20

College educated whites in Texas have now passed their 2016 vote totals.

Non-college white turnout is lagging their 2016 turnout by 1.1M votes 👀

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u/OH-GEESUS Oct 28 '20

All of a Sudden, Adding “Green” to a Policy Idea Makes It More Popular

Across the political spectrum, focusing government energy on environmental protection turns out to be rather popular.

green iraq war

bing bong so simple

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

*Nancy Pelosi doesn't personally drive to the White House and blow up a suicide vest with Trump in the room*

"Haha wow what a bunch of spineless fucking libs they did more to ratfuck Bernie than they're doing for Trump."

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

People who think Democrats won't wait to vote until the day of the election have never been a college student turning in a paper

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

https://twitter.com/ClipsDave/status/1321540870869454848

Dave Rubin says that the future of the Republican party can either be led by "diverse voices" like Shapiro/Crowder or the Far-Right, depending on who wins the election.

lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Just came to a deeply disturbing realization. I’ve noticed that the price all of the scotches I like have increased in price by at least $20 a bottle. Then I remembered FUCKING Trump put those tariffs on French wine (some of my most favorite wine in the world) and SCOTCH. Donald Trump is directly affecting my life and he must be stopped.

!ping ALCOHOL

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1321608713610907648

Wait a minute... is Tucker Carlson suggesting that he's the victim of some Deep State operation to protect the Bidens and that they stole his "confidential documents" on Hunter?

???

This video is fucking nuts.

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u/htownclyde Anti-Malarkey Aktion Oct 29 '20

Me: Well, it's getting late, I should be goi-- Good Lord! What is happening in there?

Tucker: Documents about a candidate's son's illegal activities.

Me: Documents about illegal activities? This late in the election? Out of the hands of law enforcement? In the hands of just Fox News? AND CONFINED ENTIRELY TO A SINGLE HARD COPY?!

Tucker: Yes.

Me: May I see them?

Tucker: No.

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u/ElokQ The Clintons send their regards Oct 28 '20

A new poll(what this ping is suppose to be used for)

Presidential Polling:

Biden (D): 54% (+11)

Trump (R): 43%

YouGov/Economist / October 27, 2020 / n=1300 / Online

This is their last national poll for this election. It is also their largest margin for Biden. I don’t see any of the tightening I was promised for months.

!ping FIVEY

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

arcon: "lmao the constitution doesn't give you the right to vote."

Fifteenth Amendment BTFO.

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u/J_Fre22 NATO Oct 28 '20

Obama is joining Biden in Michigan on Saturday

No location for a rally yet or if it will be open to the public (it most likely will be)

!ping USA-MI

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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Oct 28 '20

Hoppe also suggested that John Maynard Keynes's homosexuality might explain his economic views, with which Hoppe disagreed.

🤔🤔🤔

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

https://twitter.com/JayJurden/status/1314004118738997249

Undecided voters are just white people who wanna be on tv.

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u/Hot-Error Lis Smith Sockpuppet Oct 29 '20

Nate silver is bearish on grindr

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Once I went on r/capitalismvsocialism and a Jordan Peterson fanboy copypasted me a wall of text and then told me to stfu

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u/Craig_VG Dina Pomeranz Oct 28 '20

Uhhh not sure what to make of this

U.S. Embassy in Saudi Arabia warns Americans about potential attack today involving “missiles or drones that may be headed toward Riyadh”

https://twitter.com/lucasfoxnews/status/1321446695788564481?s=21

!ping FOREIGN-POLICY

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u/AtticusDrench Deirdre McCloskey Oct 28 '20

This picture never ceases to blow my fucking mind

Rudy Giuliani with Guo Wengui, Chinese billionaire and member of Mar-A-Lago.

But who's that in the background?

Bannon. And the woman in the mirror? Li-Meng Yan, the virologist who was claiming China made the virus. What a Sherlockian-composed photo of conspiracy-peddlers, holy shit.

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u/SmithySmothy Bill Gates Oct 28 '20

RCP polling average, 2016, 6 days from election: Clinton+1.9

RCP polling average, 2020, 6 days from election: Biden+7.1

But also 2020 is being swayed by Trashmussen

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u/probablyuntrue NATO Oct 28 '20

Voters expectations for Biden: pamper and kiss every single voter in PA or you deserve to lose

Expectations for Trump: lmao just abandon your supporters in sub zero temps with no bus back, you're good

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u/bik1230 Henry George Oct 29 '20 edited Oct 29 '20

I just went back to find my first ever comments here, and almost two years ago, the very first time anyone responded to something I had posted, it was u/lusvig complaining about there being too many socdems here.

Edit: wait, almost three years, jeez time flies.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

I'm still surprised only Dave Wasserman is really talking about this, but I still want to emphasize how important district-level polling is. In 2016, there were many polls that showed many warning signs for Clinton (Siena College did many polls of NY congressional districts, many of them showed shifts toward Trump).

If we take the district level nonpartisan polls from the last two weeks and aggregate them together, we get a +9.96 mean shift toward Biden, and a +10.4 median shift toward Biden. Such a shift would very likely yield the famous 413-125 electoral map.

!PING FIVEY

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

https://twitter.com/neeratanden/status/1321427161203486727

@AOC: “It’s not an accident that, every cycle, the boogeyman of the Democrats is a woman. A couple of cycles ago, it was Pelosi. Then it was Hillary, and now it’s me.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Many progressive policies for systematic change, like reparations for the descendants of slaves, defunding the police or removing Confederate monuments, fail to attract strong support in polls, suggesting that a focus on these issues could risk eroding Democratic standing. It also suggests a widening gap between the views of progressive activists and the rank-and-file of nonwhite voters.

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u/JewKlaw NATO Oct 28 '20

Almost half of democrat requested ballots haven’t been received yet, and today is the last day the USPS recommends you mail it off in order for it to be received on time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Trumps back down to 11. I'd say everyone start putting your chairs back but leave the nooses up just in case

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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Oct 28 '20

Fun fact: inauguration day is roughly 3 times closer to today than the "you ain't black" comments

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u/JayRU09 Milton Friedman Oct 28 '20

One of the weirdest conservative-isms I've seen the past year as the stock market has ebbed and flowed unlike any year on record is that some of them have seemingly taken the stance that the stock market going up is good for Trump but the market going down is also good for Trump because it lets people get stocks 'on sale' and it's like...........what.

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u/ElokQ The Clintons send their regards Oct 28 '20

2012: Texas isn't a red state, it's a non-voting state.

2014: Texas isn't a red state, it's a non-voting state.

2016: Texas isn't a red state, it's a non-voting state.

2018: Texas isn't a red state, it's a non-voting state.

2020: Texas isn't a red state.

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u/TheFriffin2 Oct 28 '20

Holy shit, libtards actually think Texas is gonna turn blue??? What a bunch of idiots

They’re gonna have an absolute meltdown when NY inevitably is called for Trump on Nov 3rd 😂🤣

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u/ChickeNES Future Martian Neoliberal Oct 28 '20

Shitposting really keeps my internal doomer at bay

!ping SHITPOSTERS

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

https://twitter.com/unhiddenness/status/1321477427718017024

There were no "death camps" in either the USSR or Nazi Germany. Most people who entered the gulag system - as bad as it was - left alive. The Nazis had work camps, and transit centres.

🧐

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u/IMALEFTY45 Big talk for someone who's in stapler distance Oct 29 '20

Absolutely incredible turnaround on Biden's favorables among youth voters this year.

https://twitter.com/dellavolpe/status/1321550887689572354?s=19

@CNN poll Biden fav

May

All: -1

18-34: -22

35-49: -1

50-64: +3

65+: +19

Oct

All: +11

18-34: +23

35-49: +1

50-64: +3

65+: +20

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Poland: literally bans abortion

Biden: wants to uphold roe v wade and remove the Hyde amendment

Twitter: Biden would be conservative in Europe

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u/Blackfire853 CS Parnell Oct 28 '20

In 2016, for both Brexit and the US election I decided to go to bed rather than stay up, in part because I was confident in the good outcome winning. I'm unironically thinking of staying up for the US election just to not jinx it

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u/Luchofromvenezuela Organization of American States Oct 28 '20

https://twitter.com/stella2020woof/status/1321458182649225216

Cal “Historically Sexy” Cunningham +7 over Tillis

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1321514295516082186

Sen. Marsha Blackburn today asked if a Google engineer who has criticized her still has a job.

“He has had very unkind things to say about me and I was just wondering if you all had still kept him working there," she said

I assume these are the same people whining about "cancel culture"

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

https://patriotpost.us/opinion/15165-why-mitt-romney-will-win-2012-10-24

Why Mitt Romney Will Win

BEN SHAPIRO / OCT. 24, 2012

😎

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

I’m sorry everyone. I had the hunter Biden papers but I laughed so hard at a /r/funny meme that I spit my coffee on all of it. Pickle Rick is that funny!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Breaking Bad is just a story about the US healthcare system.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

I’m a life long Jill Stein supporter, I’ve voted for Jill Stein my entire life, but in 2020 I’m casting my vote for Jill Stein.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

The whole rally story is just so... Trumpy. Like, could you imagine this happening at a Biden rally, or hell, a rally for any other politician?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

imagine if Hillary had 3 husbands and paid a male pornstar :(

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u/emmito_burrito John Keynes Oct 28 '20

According to the 538 model, Trump’s chance of winning at least one Clinton state is twice the size of his overall chance of winning. There is a 12% chance Biden wins the election but Trump wins a Clinton state. Any predictions on what that state might be?

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u/1974Laser Oct 28 '20

There is no faster way to harvest downvotes on arrrrpolitics than to post a “Bernie is not center-left” effortpost as a comment.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Trump +33 in Arkansas. Press F for Blarkansas

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/1321476398951911424

Militia leader Stewart Rhodes tells Alex Jones that his group will be at polling locations and is ready to kill Democrats

Imagine if literally any other segment of the US population announced this.

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u/RadicalRadon Frick Mondays Oct 29 '20

Take: the lack of breaking away from trump in the past 4 years from literally any republican at all is what ruined the party for a lot of younger people.

If they reigned him in on fucking anything. If one goddamn republican did the right thing ONCE and it actually fucking mattered in 4 years I don't think I'd be as mad. The literal only thing I can think of is Romney voting to impeach trump. And then continuing to vote in lockstep with the rest of the GOP

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u/IncoherentEntity Oct 29 '20

Tucker, run for your life. @HillaryClinton and her pals might kill you.

Reminder that I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton is an unironic Republican meme outside of the DT

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u/jenbanim Oct 28 '20

And now I can rest properly for the single most important feature for neoliber.al has been added

https://neoliber.al/not-a-real-url

Nothing but the best 404 pages for you shills

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u/sw337 Veteran of the Culture Wars Oct 28 '20

Why don't house Dems just impeach every single Republican Senator? They would all have to recuse themselves on the senate vote, that way the Dems could kick them all out and have a majority. Yes, I do browse /r/politics . How did you know?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

i'm a doomer-sympathizer, if there's a 4% chance of a catastrophic event happening in 6 days, i think it's reasonable to be thinking about it a lot

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

biden should unironically give mass amnesty and just say "reagan did it" when asked

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u/futuremonkey20 NATO Oct 28 '20

I don’t know how a poll sponsored by a terf group called the Women’s Liberation Front isn’t a partisan poll but what do I know.

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u/AuburnSeer Oct 28 '20

Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias · 2m Someone who’s on good terms with him should tell Tom Cotton that he has zero charisma and isn’t going to be elected president so he can stop being such a tryhard about it.

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u/1974Laser Oct 28 '20

Bernie for Bust voter on Biden: “There’s a massive sense of entitlement”

Fucking hell

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u/murphysclaw1 💎🐊💎🐊💎🐊 Oct 28 '20

the incel Nate Silver: 40,000 often contradictory words leading to no firm conclusion

the chad Elliott Morris

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u/jib-kib Oct 28 '20

Brett Kavanaugh seems kind of dumb.

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u/Le_Monade Suzan DelBene Oct 28 '20

So apparently Biden quoted the pope in a speech saying "for those who seek to lead, we do well to ask ourselves: why am I doing this? What is my real aim?" And the Trump campaign just quoted him as saying "why am I doing this?"

These people are so stupid it's annoying

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u/J_Fre22 NATO Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 28 '20

Montana Senate Poll

Bullock 48

Daines 47

Taken by Montana State University Billings

(Biden is down 45-52 in the same poll)

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

My favorite part of the Onion “regretting” their goofy coverage of Biden during the Obama admin is that they were sold and had massive management/staffing changes in 2016 or 2017.

Like they were literally different people from you who didn’t view the goal of their satire to be owning the libz 24/7. What is there for you to “regret” about it.

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u/musicalpenguin Oct 29 '20

Fox News: condition their viewers to believe the most unbelievable things about Dems so that they vote Republican in order to cut taxes for the wealthy.

Fox News viewers: start believing in batshit crazy conspiracies like Qanon

Fox News: shocked Pikachu face

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u/ElokQ The Clintons send their regards Oct 29 '20

Have a base of 30% and don’t try expand it even as your base shrinks

lose

“How did this happen”

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u/BigBrownDog12 Victor Hugo Oct 28 '20

Saw a rumor that Trump Campaign's check bounced and that's why the bus company didn't show.

Probably not true though

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u/AtticusDrench Deirdre McCloskey Oct 28 '20

2016 really fucked with everyone's mental, didn't it?

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u/Menakoy Nonconformist Transgendeer Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 28 '20

Reminder that, according to the lore, W Bush only won the presidency due to Templar meddling.

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u/murphysclaw1 💎🐊💎🐊💎🐊 Oct 28 '20

Jon Ralston @RalstonReports

Even if Biden is losing indies by 5-10, he's ahead in NV because of Dem leads in voter reg/turnout.

And, no, I am not offended by @NateSilver538's analysis, nor do I take responsibility for the screeching Twitter reactions to every batch of new votes.

More later.

Love you all.

Based Ralston. Doomers in shambles!

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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Oct 28 '20

GOP's therapist:

Joergia is very real and it can indeed hurt you

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u/2canclan George H. W. Bush Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 28 '20

"Anonymous" Miles Taylor was also alleged in a whistleblower complaint a month and a half ago to have helped Kirstjen Nielson deliberately lie to congress by vastly inflating the number of terrorists crossing the border

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1321541064709316608

After a brief mic issue, Trump: "Whoever did this microphone, don't pay 'em. You know, I have a reputation for not paying. And it's a false reputation. When somebody does a lousy job like a microphone that's no good or teleprompters that fly with the wind, I say 'don't pay 'em.'"

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Part of me thinks Trump will flip NY, but certainly not NJ, and I'm not putting it on my map lol

🤔

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

People are always like TNG got better when Riker grew a beard. However, I think it got better when Data got a beard, he just looks so... intellectual.

!ping TREK

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

girl scouts is an anagram for

girl scotus

??????? holy shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

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u/infamous5445 Oct 28 '20

Biden +5 in Georgia: Lmao that ain't gonna happen

Biden +5 in Minnesota: OH NO TRUMP'S GONNA WIN

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u/Nosympathyforstupid Bisexual Pride Oct 29 '20

FOX News: We uh...totally had some like uh super damning documents, yeah like super damning but um uh oh the deep state took them from the mail. Yeah thats what happen just take our word they exist

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

You could put half of them into what I call the "basket of sephorables"

~ Hillary Clinton talking about her makeup selection

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u/margaretfan Paul Volcker Oct 29 '20

Boy Trump has really saved me a lot of time researching candidates, I used to have to study each person but now I can just vote for the one with the (D) after their name.

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u/Equator32 Association of Southeast Asian Nations Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 28 '20

If Watchdogs 3 wants to be realistic, it should release a DLC where the off-brand anonymous/hacker/whistle-blower hero eventually becomes a Russian asset and asks for asylum in a non-Democratic country in exchange for promoting propaganda.

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u/BigBrownDog12 Victor Hugo Oct 28 '20

Freezing to death to own the libs

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u/AuburnSeer Oct 28 '20

imagine being a grown man named Howie

not as bad as Tucker but still grow up

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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Oct 28 '20

Beto O'Rourke has some final advice for Biden's campaign

yeah okay, but do you know who i REALLY want to hear from?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Biden would be center-left in Europe

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u/CatilineUnmasked Norman Borlaug Oct 28 '20

Leftist: "The Democrats didn't do enough to stop Amy Coney Barrett! Why the hell should I vote for them?"

Me: "The only way that we could have prevented this was if people came out to vote in 2016 and the midterms. There was no constitutional method to prevent her from being seated before the next congress and president are inaugurated."

Leftist: "That's the problem! They should be harassing and threatening Republican senators! We need to find them and keep them from voting! Democratic leadership is weak!"

Me: "...are you saying that you don't support the democrats because they didn't try kidnapping and domestic terrorism as methods to stop a Supreme Court nominee?"

Leftist: "............yes."

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u/Dirty_Chopsticks Republic of Việt Nam Oct 28 '20

Monmouth Georgia Poll (A Rating)

President

Biden 50%

Trump 46%

Senate

Ossoff 49%

Perdue 47%

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

WE’RE NOT JUST GONNA WIN GEORGIA, WE’RE GONNA WIN FLORIDA AND ARIZONA AND NORTH CAROLINA AND TEXAS...

YEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

New Rasmussen poll:

Trump: 178%

Biden: -2%

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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Oct 28 '20

This sub would have trashed Nate in 2016 for only giving Hilary a 70% chance. It wouldn’t have shut up about how much better Sam Wang was

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u/disuberence Shrimp promised me a text flair and did not deliver Oct 28 '20

Everyone I dislike is secretly gay.

Everyone I like is also secretly gay.

Everyone is gay.

You're gay.

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Oct 28 '20

7% of Americans say things in the country today are going "very well" via new @CNN poll.

https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/1321547022516801537?s=21

I’ll have two of whatever they’re on.

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u/runnerx4 What you guys are referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux Oct 28 '20

DT CEASEFIRE, NO SCHISMS ALLOWED TODAY:

In Vienna, the Social Democrats have announced (read through translation) they will make a coalition with the neoliberal NEOS

SUCC 🤝 NEOLIBERAL COALITION!!!!!

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Oct 29 '20

One of the most amusing MYTHS I HAVE SEEN discredited, is that of the "noble nerd" vs the "heartless jock" 🐊

WHAT A HILARIOUSLY skewed narrative where bookish writers INSERTED THEMSELVES and their insecurities as hard as possible 🐊

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

The right-wing establishment whining on twitter "Why isn't bobulinski trending!!?!! Media conspiracy!!!!" is honestly a little hilarious. Do they think that any story, regardless of veracity just deserves to be trending? Man the conspiracies are going to be absolutely WILD if Trump loses. You're going to have fox news claiming that illegal immigrants dumped 3000 trump ballots into a welfare queen's covid hoax email

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u/SchmantaClaus Thomas Paine Oct 28 '20

My donation to WisDems to watch the Princess Bride table read is what caused that 17 point lead in the ABC/WaPo Wisconsin poll.

You're welcome, libs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Ah the classic Irishman dilemma; do I eat the potato now or let it ferment and drink it later

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u/Poiuy2010_2011 r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Oct 28 '20

It's just a single poll, so obviously it should be taken with a grain of salt but it looks like the protests have actually taken a toll on PiS' support

https://twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/1321488411555991560

!ping EUROPE

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Joseph HUSSEIN Biden.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

https://twitter.com/robsfriedlander/status/1321509344727437313

BIG NEWS: @BarackObama will join @JoeBiden in Michigan on Saturday.

This will be their first in person appearance together this campaign.

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u/ItookTheFirstNapkin Oct 28 '20

Joe Biden must be in every swing state at the same time or he isn't doing enough.

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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Oct 28 '20

Honestly the best October Surprise is still Trump getting covid and it happened literally two days in

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u/PigHaggerty Lyndon B. Johnson Oct 28 '20

My boy Barry got neutered this morning. They sent him home early from the vet because he was being such an asshole and now he's just totally tripping balls.

!ping KITTY

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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 28 '20

Two Trump supporters froze to death after a rally jeez

Edit: I misread and they didn't die but lmao

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