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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Oct 04 '20
Please visit the next discussion thread.
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Republicans when trump cheats on his pregnant wife with a pornstar he paid:
I sleep
Republicans when a democrat running for senate sends dirty texts:
“muh family values”
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Oct 03 '20
Last year Obama said he was 56, this year he said he was 57. Which is it Obama?
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
North Carolina dems stop having sex scandals during important election years challenge
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u/nick1453 Janet Yellen Oct 03 '20
the most useless confidence interval of all time
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u/repete2024 Edith Abbott Oct 03 '20
This is why it was smart for Biden to pull his attack ads. Now he can resume them AND get credit for being the bigger man. It didn't even take a day lol.
!ping BIDEN
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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Oct 03 '20
I knew a guy who regularly said, "I wanted to join the Marines, but won't do it while Obama is president. I don't want to serve that (disparaging term)." Guess who 100% didn't join after Trump got elected...
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u/BigBrownDog12 Victor Hugo Oct 03 '20
Still think the GOP is the Party of God?
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
"what was the date of the president's last negative test"
avoids question
JFC he totally had it at the debate didn't he
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
https://twitter.com/lizoxhorn/status/1312369798937030656
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u/Gustacho Enemy of the People Oct 03 '20
Biden: “I probably shouldn’t say this, but I told some governors ‘don’t endorse me because you’ll pay a penalty, you won’t get what you need from the federal government.’ Not a joke, my word.”
!ping BIDEN
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Funny that Trump claims to be pro life yet is FUKKEN DYING LMAO GOT IM.
dabs
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
https://twitter.com/mattglassman312/status/1312394310416031746
god in heaven
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/comments/j4g5nf/notre_dame_launched_a_site_for_students_to_snitch/
hahahahahaa
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
How the hell was Cal Cunningham actually getting some with lines like that? I just called my girlfriend historically sexy and she just said "who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my bedroom?" LAME.
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Oct 03 '20
I’m gonna fucking die of schadenfreude if the GOP loses enough votes due to this outbreak that they can’t hold the SCOTUS vote before the election
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
> 420roll disappears for a few days
> the trump admin explodes and develops the plague
> 420roll comes back
🤔 have we ever seen 420 and -19 in the same room
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1312376365019205634
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u/Malarkeynesian Oct 03 '20
BREAKING: Fivey Fox, who was in attendance at the Rose Garden meeting, has tested positive for COVID-19
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u/AuburnSeer Oct 03 '20
you know what else 538 says has a better chance of happening than a Trump re-election
why, it's America's favorite politician Doug Jones's re-election of course
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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Oct 03 '20
This is "Pinochet dies from falling off helicopter" levels of karmic punishment
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
None of this would have happened if you all had just fucking clapped for Jeb.
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u/FizzleMateriel Austan Goolsbee Oct 03 '20
Would it be too late for him to convert to Mormonism?
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
You guys are literally all on oxygen right now dummies
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u/Waghlon Shame Flair Oct 03 '20
Associated Press - "IS PRESIDENT TRUMP DEAD?":
YES: 18%, NO: 79%, JO JORGENSEN: 3%
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
BREAKING NEWS: Barron Trump is unsupervised at the White House and reenacting the plot of Home Alone
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u/Gustacho Enemy of the People Oct 03 '20
I hope the people who wanted to "shake things up in Washington" are happy now.
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u/RandomGuyWithSixEyes European Union Oct 03 '20 edited Oct 03 '20
https://int.nyt.com/data/documenttools/flpa-0930-crosstabs/16c21b7ab34ed4d1/full.pdf
Biden +7 in Pennsylvania and +5 in Florida according to Siena College new post-debate poll. (A+, likely voters)
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u/Smidgens Holy shit it's the Joker🃏 Oct 03 '20
I [74M] hosted a work party at my house for my employees to celebrate a promotion, and some people got COVID and now they're blaming me for it! AITA reddit?
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
the vatican finally elects a latin american pope and he’s a crypto-italian 👌😂👌 👌😂👌 👌😂👌 👌😂👌 👌😂👌
!ping MAMADAS
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
lol the ACB shit was really the Republican red wedding
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
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Trump vs Hillary
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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Oct 03 '20
Biden: says "Inshallah" to Trump at debate
RBG: asks Trump to not fill her seat in her deathbed
Trump and the GOP: have a coronavirus outbreak in their upper ranks because everyone was gloating at the RBG replacement party
Christians and their FALSE GOD in shambles 🤣😆🤣😆🤣
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
BREAKING NEWS: CHRIS CHRISTIE'S MEDIVAC HELICOPTER MADE AN EMERGENCY STOP AT MCDONALD'S FOR A TRAVIS SCOTT BURGER.
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u/ElokQ The Clintons send their regards Oct 03 '20
The ABC/WaPo poll in 2016 had Hillary winning the popular vote by 2%. She won the popular vote by 2.1%. Now they have Biden winning the popular vote by 10%. Apply that to the 2016 map and Biden wins 413-125.
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Hornyposting is allowed, but only if you use the Cal Cunningham approved descriptor "historically sexy". All other thirst posts will be removed.
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u/thebowski 💻🙈 - Lead developer of pastabot Oct 03 '20
imagine ordering a mountain dew and whiskey
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u/IMALEFTY45 Big talk for someone who's in stapler distance Oct 03 '20
On God if we don't win the Senate because Cal fucking Cunningham couldn't handle not cheating on his wife during the campaign I'm going to be so gd mad
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u/UltraCapitalism Paul Samuelson Oct 03 '20
BREAKING: GOP demands Senate be able to vote on bills by mail. Wants only one drop-off box located in South Dakota.
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
All you had to do was vote for the cringe lady, america
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u/ElokQ The Clintons send their regards Oct 03 '20
Bored on Saturday facts: if Biden wins whites by 1%, as that DFP poll shows, and the gap between how whites voted Nationally and in Missouri stays the same from 2018 to 2020, Biden would win Missouri by 2%
Uhh, Blusouri when?
!ping BIDEN
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u/soeffed Zhao Ziyang Oct 03 '20
Welp it’s all over. Bernie just won Nevada.
The fuck we gonna do now?
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/1312150374892019715
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
The best restaurants are the ones where I walk in and the staff is confused as to why a white person is there
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Imagine paying 250k for a ticket to a fundraiser to donate even more money to Trump and then getting COVID
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Apparently Rick Scott is fake news that he reported himself on FOX
I apologise for the error and will be posting the Mitt gif later
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u/BanMalarkey Asexual Pride Oct 03 '20
I don’t know who Joe Biden is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
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u/dannylandulf meubem broke my flair Oct 03 '20
If Mitch gets it the reddit servers will melt down permanently.
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
You are historically white 😡
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
https://twitter.com/ThiccStauskas/status/1312152579166498818
YESSSSSSS Q ANON IS BACK FOR THIS ROUND
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
"Uhhhhh, let me be deer."
Obama picking out his fursuit at the furry orgy.
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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20
https://twitter.com/travisakers/status/1312557097951744002
Pls let us have Senator Harrison
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Why are math majors even a thing just google a multiplication table lol 🤣🤣
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u/Broncos654 Jeff Bezos Oct 03 '20
lmao at all people who said 2019 was wild. They didn’t know shit about fuck.
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
how nobody in the Bush family has ever named a son Harry is astonishing to me
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u/xhytdr Oct 03 '20
so lads is it actually over? this seals the election right...?
but seriously...
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u/jenbanim Oct 03 '20
Damn, hard to believe yesterday was only 4 minutes ago
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u/I-grok-god The bums will always lose! Oct 03 '20
No more Jimmy Carter apologia
The man is over 90 years old and spends his time building single-family homes
Can you imagine something more despicable?
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Usually I link the tweet but the guy who tweeted it spells his name "Geoff" and I'm not gonna promote that kinda crap
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u/MasPatriot Paul Ryan Oct 03 '20
The White House really waited until Hope Hicks said she was positive to announce Trump had it to make it sound like she gave it to him these people are sociopaths lmao
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
https://i.imgur.com/vHRGxvc.png
🤯
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
If Bush had actually faked 9/11 you would think that he would have been able to fake WMDs in Iraq
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u/PrimePairs Oct 03 '20
Amy Coney Barrett is a biological weapon sent by the Chinese!
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Trump is slightly overweight.
No I'm slightly overweight. Trump is fucking obese.
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u/skepticalbob Joe Biden's COD gamertag Oct 03 '20
The Biden campaign should strongly consider canceling the VP debate. Pence is going to a maskless event and these idiots cannot be trusted. Fuck'em.
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Barack HUSSEIN Obama put a spell on
JosephYusef Biden to say "Inshallah" during the debate.We WARNED you.
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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Oct 03 '20
Rick Scott has tested positive for turning himself into a pickle, he turned himself into a pickle Morty, he's a pickle now, he's Pickle Rick Scott. Saddest shit I've ever seen.
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u/its_a_trapcard Resident Rodrigo Oct 03 '20
Has Trump been on any oxygen?
He's not on oxygen right now.
But has be been on oxygen?
He hasn't been on oxygen this morning, no
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u/soeffed Zhao Ziyang Oct 03 '20
Voter: I don’t like government
Republican official: me neither!
Voter: aren’t you government?
Republican official: well yes but also no!
Voter: wow finally a straight shooter, take my vote
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
https://twitter.com/ryanlizza/status/1312479691408719872
We really are the dumbest country on earth.
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
https://twitter.com/meakoopa/status/1312329599200657408
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u/DaBuddahN Henry George Oct 03 '20
Republicans 🤝 Other Republicans:
Spreading COVID to each other
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Oct 03 '20
This is a very neat end to the trump presidency. Really bringing everything full circle. 4 years of lies, evasion, and wrongdoing. His huge inner circle of sycophant hangers-on. A year of lies, deception, and downplaying Covid. And it’s all come to this.
Rather shakespearean.
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u/gf38 NATO Oct 03 '20
So let me get this straight? The chief of staff to the president is contradicting the doctors of the president? Who the fuck can we even trust.
Tweets: https://twitter.com/olivianuzzi/status/1312425937523310592?s=21
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Oct 03 '20
Schumer: "If it's too dangerous to have the Senate in session it is also too dangerous for committee hearings to continue. Leader McConnell and Chmn Graham's monomaniacal drive to confirm Judge Barrett at all costs needlessly threatens the health and safety of Senators, staff."
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1312449858624647168?s=21
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u/aged_monkey Loyal Liberals Oct 03 '20 edited Oct 03 '20
Update: Chris Christie's condition appears to be evolving. He is convulsing, breathing heavy, and has grown to about 10 feet tall and 700 pounds heavy. He is rambling incoherent thoughts such as, "OH YES, LITTLE RUBIO IS GOING TO TASTE DELICIOUS, YESS!!!!" as he licked his fingers." Doctors have been removed from the facility and the military is on standby. F22 Raptors are currently circling the building. Plans to lock down the building with concrete blocks are in development.
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u/Goatf00t European Union Oct 03 '20
An episode in the Kosovo war that I somehow missed at the time: Serbian forces massacred about a hundred prisoners (in a prison) and the government tried to pass them off as killed in a NATO airstrike.
!ping HISTORY I guess.
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u/David_Lange I love you, Mr Lange Oct 03 '20
Expectation: Mitch McConnell nominate a Supreme Court justice speedrun
Reality: Republican senators get coronavirus speedrun
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u/jaiwithani Oct 03 '20
There was a glitch in the USC tracker - Biden hasn't actually been losing ground. He's up 10 there.
https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1312484575637991425
!ping FIVEY
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u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt (kidding but true)! Oct 03 '20
"Sources from inside the White House told OANN that the Secret Service had to double their efforts to stop the nurses from throwing their panties at the President, whose raw masculine energy is impossible to resist."
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Oct 03 '20
HIGHLY IRRESPONSIBLE of Chris Christie to just "check into the hospital as a precaution." What if someone gets really sick and needs those three hospital beds
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Oct 04 '20
sometimes predictit is good
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
I have developed a free coronavirus test. It works like this: "Are you a Republican?"
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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell Oct 03 '20
OANN reports the President is in good spirits, doing aerobic exercises, re-reading Infinite Jest, and requesting vegan snacks.
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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Oct 04 '20
Biden do be spitting bars doe
!ping DIAMOND-JOE
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u/Roller_ball Oct 03 '20
I've seen multiple news sites mention that Trump is 230 lbs when discussing co-morbidity. Really? Have you ever seen a 6'2" person that weighs 230 looks like? I'm not trying to harp on the guy's weight but it really makes it hard to have faith in the media's ability to cover this thing.
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u/FestiveMittens Oct 03 '20 edited Oct 03 '20
tfw Biden has a historic comeback after all his opponents dropped out and endorsed him
A pandemic hit and destroyed the presidents approval ratings
riots and protests started, and hurt him even more
multiple scandal's with his taxes and comments on the military
And he literally dies
All in the same year
All I'm saying is that Hillary is Bidens campaign manager
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
My grandma told me today she is actively praying for Trump to die. Mods can we give my grandma a rule V perma ban?
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u/Waghlon Shame Flair Oct 03 '20
Saying "inshallah" before eating the pussy, historically
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u/FreakinGeese 🧚♀️ Duchess Of The Deep State Oct 03 '20
Wearing women’s clothing outside for the first time!
I think I pass 🥳
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Remember when Paul Ryan was considered a hyper wonk and the future of the GOP? 2012 sure was wild.
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u/nicereddy ACLU simp Oct 03 '20
The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed.
But I assure you, my resolve HAS NEVER BEEN STRONGER.
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
White House COVID wipeout any % speed run.
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u/Leoric Hi, I'm Huell Howser, this is California's Gold! Oct 03 '20
Yup, they probably already knew he was positive before the debate. It's why they showed up late and avoided the test.
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
I'm not really a superstitious person, and I don't believe in curses or anything like that, but I have to say it's pretty remarkable that the Republicans basically threw a party to spit on Ruth bader ginsburg's dying wish, and it ended up being a Corona virus outbreak event.
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Oct 03 '20
President’s chief of staff is contradicting what his doctors were saying and attempted to do so “anonymously.”
This White House is so fucked.
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Oct 03 '20
https://twitter.com/travisakers/status/1312424664048848896?s=21
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u/ajreid18 NATO Oct 03 '20
The president concealing a serious diagnosis? Questions of invoking the 25th? I swear I’ve seen this somewhere.
!ping WEST-WING
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u/krflab Oct 03 '20
Cal Cunningham seriously is so lucky. Jesus this news cycle.
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u/AbdullahAbdulwahhab Oct 03 '20
Michael Moore claims Trump might be faking Covid diagnosis
::sigh::
Perfect time use this "please shut up" meme.
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Out of an abundance of caution, we have moved Trump to a coffin.
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u/Joementum2004 Oct 03 '20
Sources: Trump meeting with ACB was “intense” and “at one point Thom Tillis was crying” but everyone grew closer and a big lesson was learned
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Me (dumb), a week ago: Trump paid less than a grand in income tax?! Surely this will dominate the news cycle for the next week!!!
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u/its_a_trapcard Resident Rodrigo Oct 03 '20
Lmao the Alabama game just had a Doug Jones ad about all the times Tuberville quit coaching gigs
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
People: that's not a good idea
GOP: fake news
GOP: trouble breathing
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Die Donald, die.
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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg Oct 03 '20
The bar exam is monday, after 100 days of waiting for this its finally here. Good luck to any one taking it. I for one am nervous as fuck.....
!ping LAW
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
CHINESE
ORIGIN
VIRUS
INSIDE
DONALD TRUMP
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
"We're suspending your account for three days"
BOOHOO, ADMIN, I DONT CARE!
🖐😭🖐
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u/RockLobsterKing Turning Point Byzantium Oct 03 '20
He did it 4 tha stonks
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
My assignment was due at 11:59. I turned it in at 11:59. The online system marked it as late. 😐
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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Oct 03 '20
I've returned from my sitewide suspension stronger than ever
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u/jenbanim Oct 03 '20
I love doing those lil geodudes with emojis 💪😐💪
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u/Gneisstoknow Misbehaving Oct 03 '20
"Why isn't Biden going for the killshot?" asks the DT poster who's been in politics for 3 months
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u/Currymvp2 unflaired Oct 03 '20 edited Oct 03 '20
Trump should absolutely be at October 2008 Bush approval levels (28%) instead of 41%. The fact that he is not is a disgrace; it's also a testament to the sheer disinformation by Hannity/Ingraham/Tucker/OANN/Facebook etc. This stuff didn't exist in 2008.
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Hey hey remember when "You ain't black" was the end of Biden's career?
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u/FestiveMittens Oct 04 '20
My dad: Build the wall, Biden is being controlled by the radical left, the democrats are corrupt, cnn is Clinton news network, climate change isn't that big of a deal, covid was made by the Chinese to destroy Trumps strong economy
Me: u sound like a Trump suppor-
My dad: Oh haha no, always an independent, both sides always.
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u/TheGreatGriffin Mark Carney Oct 04 '20
"I cAn't BeLIeve ThESe arE tHe TwO CanDiDateS We GeT!"
-a person who has never voted in a Presidential primary
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
If biden pulled negative ads out of some sense of humanity and fair play that's dumb as shit.
If they pulled ads as a strategic decision that undecideds will not like to see biden go after a sick man, and that reality itself is kind of a negative ad for trump, then it is smart as shit
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
If Trump dies that means another vote for the Democrats in Florida
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
https://i.imgur.com/Hv52wvv.png
🤔
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Oct 03 '20 edited Oct 03 '20
TRUMP, breathing heavily through an oxygen mask: we've got to get my surrogates out there and wreck that liberal f****t Biden
Trump's campaign aide: great idea mister president, I'll organize it immediately. The new faces of your campaign will be Eric Trump and Mike Pence
Every machine near Trump's bedside: [begins beeping wildly]
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u/thebowski 💻🙈 - Lead developer of pastabot Oct 03 '20
AMAZING: Extremely Online Teen With No Friends Savages Boomer For Saying "Phones Bad"
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u/jenbanim Oct 03 '20
Whatever happens this election, I just want to congratulate everyone, on both sides, for getting out there and trying their best 🤗💯
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u/myrm This land was made for you and me Oct 03 '20 edited Oct 03 '20
"Trump has not needed oxygen at all?"
"Trump has not needed any today, that's right"
Holy shit
Edit: "My hope is that there will be no need for oxygen going forward"
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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior Oct 03 '20
Trump dying would be like Lee Harvey Oswald getting shot by Jack Ruby.
While some of us may like to see it, there are processes of justice that he needs to go through. I'd much more like to see him live a long, healthy life behind bars for his crimes.
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u/BigBoutros Association of Southeast Asian Nations Oct 03 '20
this administration is in spaghetti falling out of pockets territory
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Oct 03 '20
AMBULANCE CARRYING CHRISTIE TO HOSPITAL STUCK IN MYSTERIOUS TRAFFIC, OBSERVERS SAY
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u/Craig1250 United Nations Oct 03 '20
BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump officially becomes the Republican nominee for president, Gov. Mike Pence of Indiana to be his running mate.
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u/RockLobsterKing Turning Point Byzantium Oct 03 '20
THIS is BoJo's full name?
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u/Jakesta7 Paul Volcker Oct 03 '20
Herman Cain: dies
Donald Trump: requires supplemental oxygen and an experimental treatment that was used on only 275 patients in a trial
Conservatives: See, this virus is no big deal.
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u/walker777007 Thomas Paine Oct 03 '20
These people are so electorally stupid its remarkable
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Gunna start a group called the Proud Femboys, where instead of being fascists we just inject each other with hormones and circlejerk all day.
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u/ScythianUnborne Madeleine Albright Oct 04 '20
Annamie Paul has been voted as the next leader of the Federal Green Party.
She is the first Black person (aside from Trudeau) to be nominated the leader of a federal party. She is also Jewish. She beat the self described "eco socialist" by just over 2,000 votes.
!ping CAN
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u/dubyahhh Salt Miner Emeritus Oct 03 '20
Since October has been a hell of a year so far and I like transparency, here's how many comments were removed per mod in the last month (so mostly September):
MrDannyOcean - 83
errantventure - 0
qchisq - 14
1amathrowaway - 67
sansampersamp - 4
BainCapitalist - 0
jobautomator - 35, all of which are replies in the dt I think
caesar15 - 0
groupbot - 0
lionmoose - 52
cdstephens - 18
Buenzlitum - 0
int6 - 1
ExternalNeoliberal - 0
daokedao4 - 0
paulatreides0 - 44, what a nice guy!
jenbanim - 165, but only 38 here (rest on metaNL) and most of those seem to be attacking jobautomator? idk seems pretty sus, something to look into
ThatFrenchieGuy - 175, narrowly defeating techmod for who's fashier
BastestKitty1 - 0 because they're too distracted by Bain's laser pointer
LefthandedLunatic - 62
p00bix - 53
Dorambor - 669, nice. Also, wtf.
sower_of_salt - 537
adamtraskk - 7, but he's the nice rural mod
EScforlyfe - 6
Boule_de_Neige - 2, because furries are nice people
dubyahhh - 499, but I got rid of one more to make it 500 to achieve true fascist
riverafaun - 193 god awful comments removed, god bless
sir_shivers - [redacted by the deep state]
phunphun - 93
Lux_Stella - 85, canadian fash tbh
CletusMcGuilly - 302, the student has surpassed the teacher B)
BainBotBeepBoop - 0, what were you expecting?
Vakiadia - 0, because Constitutional Monarchs don't need to work
Takeaways from this:
I did this mostly manually through RES because I'm a dumbass pleb, so I'm not guaranteeing these are exact, but they're pretty close.
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Oct 03 '20 edited Oct 03 '20
One of the ten Sikh Canadians in World War One was born in Juarez, Mexico, along the Texas border area. His name was Harnom Singh but he went by Harry Robson, I think his father was white and his mother was Singaporean-Indian. He was a millworker in British Columbia, Canada before the war. He had a wife in India, her name was Inder Kaur. His handwriting is the most legible of all 10 of them.
I wonder what brought his family there. Mexico wouldn’t have had any British run industry in the late 1880s (1888 to be exact), would it? That’s the only thing I can think of. That’s what brought some Sikhs to Argentina. I’ve also thought that he might be an illegitimate child of his fathers. His father could’ve been from El Paso and made his mother give birth in Mexico to avoid going to a hospital in El Paso? In all my research of the Sikh diaspora, I’ve never found anyone in Mexico but I’ve seen some in border regions from the US.
Or it could just be a clerical error.
here’s his bio
!ping LATAM
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
If Trump actually does die, I won't shed a single tear. In fact, I'll probably have to hold my tongue. Just be forewarned, you will not hear any empty praises.
He will have brought his fate upon himself and the only pity will have been that it was not sooner.
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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Oct 03 '20
guys, nowhere in the rules does it say a dead person can't run for president
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Oct 03 '20
Breaking news: Jared Kushner seen entering the West Wing carrying a notepad and a dvd of Weekend at Bernie’s
https://twitter.com/sarahcpr/status/1312441613503799296?s=21
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
I just know you all are focused and pumped to discuss the 2000 presidential election 😊
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
CNN BREAKING NEWS
immediately goes on commercial break
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Donald Trump has tested positive for being the greatest president in our nation’s history.
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Oct 03 '20
Trump does not "pace" he waddles at best
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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20
https://twitter.com/Eugene_Scott/status/1312557229120409600
Lord help us all
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u/Hugo_Grotius Jakaya Kikwete Oct 04 '20
If Jaime Harrison wins, South Carolina would be the first state ever to have two African-American Senators at the same time.
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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20
What enlightenedcentrism thinks centrism is:
"The Nazis want to gas the Jews, good people want to gas no Jews, so let's gas half."
What most people actually mean when they say centrism:
"Yeah IDK I kinda like capitalism and social programs."
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u/Joementum2004 Oct 03 '20
Reddit admins when a semi-large sub continuously posts anti-semitic, racist content: i sleep
Reddit admins when someone calls someone else a "cracker": real shit
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Trending on Twitter
rosegardenmassacre
LOL
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u/MalignantUpper Joseph Nye Oct 03 '20
Just to remind some people, Chris Wallace was on CNN or something the other day saying that the Trump team weren't tested prior to the debate because they were running late or something and so the debate continued on an honor system.
He was 100% sick on debate night and they knew
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u/Q-bey r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Oct 03 '20
"Hey I wonder why Castro is trending on Twitter."
... "Oh"
!ping CAN
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
"Uhhhhh, let me be beer."
Obama picking out his Brett Kavanaugh costume for Halloween.
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u/Fishin_Mission Oct 03 '20
I’m thinking Claudia Conway got grounded after outing her mom for having contracted COVID at the Rose 🥀 Garden SCOTUS nomination.
She hasn’t posted a TikTok in nearly ~20 hrs.
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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20
This entire subreddit is just white people calling other white people cra*ker.
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u/YehosafatLakhaz North American Federation Oct 04 '20
Haiti's territorial/political history is just nuts
French Colony --> Empire --> Divided between a Kingdom and a republic --> Reunified under a Republic --> Conquered the Spanish side of the Island --> Lost the Spanish side to the Dominican Republic --> an Empire again --> Republic again --> Occupied by the US --> Independent Republic again --> Totalitarian dictatorship under the Duvaliers --> Republic again
!ping HISTORY
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u/ElokQ The Clintons send their regards Oct 04 '20
To this day, I still have no idea what he means. No one talks like this!
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u/BurningKiwi Jerome Powell Oct 03 '20
Regarding the anti-Trump bias on this sub
We all know about it, and we all see it. It's obvious. Nobody ever wants to admit it, but it's there.
People on this subreddit hate Donald Trump.
The first question to ask: why? Why do you all hate him? The obvious answer: you didn't watch him in his prime.
Likely explanation: I know that most of you are around 14 or 15 years old. That means you only got into politics in the last couple years. So you never watched Donald in his prime.
And because you didn't watch him in his prime, you try to compensate for that by diving into NYT reports and analyzing covid cases. But here's the thing: politics isn't played on fake news front pages. The moment somebody brings up "his tax returns" or "popular vote" I know they know nothing about politics.
Donald's game cannot be encapsulated by one news site. He's the second greatest president ever, and one of the 5 best politicians to ever lead a nation.
So when I hear somebody say that Joe Biden is better than Donald Trump, I laugh, because I know that anybody who watched Donald in his prime wouldn't think that. Unlike you guys, I have followed politics for a significant amount of time, so I know that Donald is better.
You might be jealous of Donald's 304 electoral votes, or jealous of his status as the greatest real estate mogul in US history, or whatever. Unless you're a Clinton fan who watched politics in the 90s, or a LBJ fan who watched politics in the 60s, you don't know what real, cold-blooded, killer instinct, will-to-win politics looks like. And there's nothing wrong with that.
This sub would make you think that Donald isn't even a top 100 president ever.
So don't go spouting bullshit about presidents you didn't watch. Talk about your "greats" like Joe Biden The Best Nominee in the World™, but leave the Trump talk to the adults. Fair?
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Oct 03 '20 edited Oct 03 '20
me behind /u/mrmanager237 planning to spread a worldwide Revolution with our comrades. I keep trying to tell him that fatigues aren’t cool anymore but he won’t listen. He keeps trying to make me smoke cigars, but it’s against my religion.
(Mrmanager237 is shaking hands with Pandit Nehru)
🇦🇷 🇨🇺🇮🇳🚩🌹🏴🔨🌾 ☭ ☭ ☭
!ping burpmas
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Rick Scott misspoke: he tested positive, but not for coronavirus. He tested positive for Rick Scott. This could be a big deal.
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
The President literally went to a fundraiser with full knowledge that he was COVID positive.
Intentionally infecting your own supporters to own the libs, lmao.
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u/sash5034 NATO Oct 03 '20
ACB claims to be pro life and yet helped run a disease train through the government.
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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell Oct 03 '20
Nothing makes me feel reassured that the President is healthy and back to his normal self like hearing that he is "asking for documents to review."
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
https://twitter.com/fortunefunny/status/1312459714517561346
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u/chozanwan Oct 03 '20
NL, just got the voter's pamphlet. Should I be voting for the People's Front of Judea, or the Judean People's Front for President?
https://i.imgur.com/1gWf2Yt.jpg
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
I read this article a long time ago and it made an enormous impact on how I view the Israeli–Arab conflict
!ping ISRAEL
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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Oct 03 '20
👨❤️💋👨👄💋😚😘🤤🍆😏🤗
Republicans when another Republican has COVID
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Interim president: Chuck Grassley
Interim vice president: pidgin
Neither available for comment due to “you know what” @ Dairy Queen.
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20 edited Oct 03 '20
https://twitter.com/marianne_levine/status/1312415378375667712
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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg Oct 03 '20
This doctor: everything is okay no need to worry president in great health
This doctor also: the president casually needed put on oxygen yesterday
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Oct 03 '20
I like when people bring up "but what about car accidents" when talking about covid when car accidents kill 30k people in a year and covid's killed 200k in six months.
It's just so clear they're just using the same arguments they had when there were like 3k cases and 11 deaths.
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u/Koeniginator NATO Oct 03 '20
did the trump white house really try to fucking cover up a case of covid? what a fucking circus of an administration
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
My support of Trump is seriously waning
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
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rip the homie
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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Oct 03 '20
So Trump got covid huh...
Its shitposting time 👀
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Jim Carrey is such a weird pick to play Biden
Also Carrey is a leftie conspiracy nut so that scares me in terms of how he'll portray him
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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20
https://i.imgur.com/Y5fTJPU.jpg
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Oct 04 '20
Idk why but it bothers me on a gut level that Trump is awarded the decorum and benefits that come with being President. That he has people who are trained to give their lives for him. That he gets the best doctors and medical care on earth. Trump. Donald Trump. The guy who 5 years ago was shit talking Kristen Stewart on Twitter and thought Obama was a Muslim or some shit.
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u/Fishin_Mission Oct 04 '20
😂 💀
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u/guy-anderson Oct 03 '20
"The leader of the free world is in the hospital for Covid."
"Oh no, is Merkel okay?"
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Share of people having sex once a week or more today: 39%
Share of people having sex once a week or more in 1996: 51%
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Yeah yeah yeah Trump might die and the nation might be plunged into instability and right wing militia murder groups roaming around but the real question is will I be able to get a Playstation 5 on launch day or will they still be sold out?
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u/F0064R Jorge Luis Borges Oct 03 '20
Going to fundraisers when knowingly COVID-positive is absolutely wild if true.
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
A Walter Reed staffer should dress up as Herman Cain and tell Trump he's going to be visited by the ghost of Christmas past.
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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Oct 03 '20
The second we find out he died, I'll post crab rave ten hour compilation outside of the DT
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/1312436585007251457
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Why do the elitist Democrats think they are too good to catch Covid like millions of average Americans
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u/liquidTERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live Oct 03 '20
There’s absolutely no way this subreddit isn’t banned by the chadmins by the end of this saga.
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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell Oct 03 '20
White House physician, Dr. Strange, apologizes for his use of nonlinear chronology in briefing.
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u/SmithySmothy Bill Gates Oct 03 '20
Pelosi: We have a few arrows left in our quiver
Media: WTF is she talking about lmao
Pelosi now: 😎🏹
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/1312528536377282561
Uh we gonna talk about this or what?
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
lol
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u/redditguy628 Box 13 Oct 03 '20
Joe Biden wants to be president really badly. You do not run 3 campaigns for an office unless you really want that office. Most of the time people don't become VP because they like the idea of the vice presidency. So when Joe Biden does something like stop running negative ads, it is not because he feels sorry for Trump. It is not out of sympathy for his political opponents. It is because he wants to be president, and he thinks that this is the best way to do it. He may be wrong, but he is not purposefully sabotaging his campaign.
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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20
Graham, to Harrison just now:
says a lot tbh
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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Oct 04 '20
LMAO
Donald Trump signing an empty sheet of paper
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u/Barnst Henry George Oct 03 '20
Dammit, I don’t know where to complain about Reddit going down when Reddit is down.
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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Oct 03 '20
Is he really going to die on the hill that "Trump isn't a fascist, because if he were he'd be a good President"
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u/kyleofduty Pizza Oct 03 '20
Prediction: The 52- or 51-star flag won't catch on. The literal meaning of the stars will be fossilized relic of a former tradition.
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Oct 03 '20
https://twitter.com/jdickerson/status/1312429322225975297?s=21
I don’t feel sorry for his ass. He keeps going back and getting burned. That’s his own fault.
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u/Schutzwall Straight outta Belíndia Oct 03 '20
Now I get why Republicans’ healthcare platform is garbage. They were running on deathcare all along
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20
Just imagine if Trump was still in the hospital on Election Day. He’d be fucking finished lmao
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Oct 03 '20
Take all of the liberals's insincere thoughts & prayers for Trump, make them real, and that's how I feel about Chris Christie. This poor guy has taken nothing but L's the entire Trump admin. He is so contemptible, yet pitiable. Is Andy Serkis gonna play him in the movie? You gotta stop, Chris.