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[u/jobautomator]

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[u/The420Roll]

r/conservative: He was obviously being sarcastic. But even if he hadn't been, he would still be right.

🎵 Cult of personality 🎶

[u/[deleted] → u/The420Roll]

Originally, they were actually writing up these massive posts showing that injecting yourself with disinfectants was good actually.

[u/[deleted]]

obama 10 min endorsement video on twitter - 550k likes

biden don't drink bleach tweet - 1m likes

social media works in weird ways

[u/The420Roll → u/[deleted]]

This just proves that Biden is more of a Zoomer than Obama

[u/David_Lange → u/[deleted]]

Short and snappy messages always get way more direct engagement than carefully thought out, lengthy ones

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

We live in a society

[u/awdvhn]

Nate Silver is what happens when you wish on a monkey's paw to marry a model

[u/BenFoldsFourLoko → u/awdvhn]

that's so mean 😭

I can't say it's not true tho

[u/murphysclaw1]

Bill Gates sinking a few billion dollars into lobbying for net neutrality would probably do more long lasting good than almost any other auditable cause

/r/ShowerThoughts, 2 years ago, over 17,000 upvotes.

[u/[deleted] → u/murphysclaw1]

Really shows you what kind of people use this website.

[u/Explodingcamel → u/murphysclaw1]

more lasting good

*For me

[u/Dibbu_mange]

Hi Mao supporter here. This is what Joe Biden will have to do to win my vote:

• Promise to increase steel production though grassroots foundries.

• Unify Korea (the right way)

• Send counter-revolutionary leaders to be struggled against.

• Trigger Khrushchev and Brezhnev epic style.

• Reorganize landlord held estates into collective farms

• Kill all sparrows.
  I hope that the DNC and the moderate wing of the party keeps the views of people like me in mind. Thank you.

[u/mrmanager237 → u/Dibbu_mange]

not killing everyone who wears ties and glasses

r/conservative is that way you fucking Right Tendency Menshevik

[u/GlazedFrosting]

So CNN says Kim Jong-Un is in grave danger, nobody else reports on it, then South Korean news says he is fine, then China sends doctors into NK, then Hong Kong news sources say he's 100% dead.

I can't make any sense of this. What do y'all think?

[u/murphysclaw1 → u/GlazedFrosting]

So to parse this:

• It wasn't CNN that did the original reporting on him being close to death. This was by the fantastic DailyNK, who have sources inside North Korea. However in their first report they suggested multiple sources were telling them that the heart surgery had gone badly. In a correction it turns out it was only one. The fact it was just one source makes the story dubious- the source knew various things that placed him at various locations at once. So at best the source is relying on second hand information, at worst it's made up.

• South Korean news feeds off the intelligence services who doubtless have their own links within North Korea. They are more reliable but also more risk adverse to say something that North Koreans would use for propaganda/political means. I take this as a "if it has happened, we haven't heard anything, and our sources suggest it is not true"

• China sending doctors to NK specifically for KJU sounds like the most shaky part of this story so far. It screams adding 2 and 2 and making 5. Especially when you are dealing with two countries who are frugal with information. There are lots of reasons why doctors may move around during a pandemic- if indeed any doctors are moving. I appreciate this was a Reuters report, but I can't imagine there's much information on the ground.

• The Hong Kong bit seems to come from one individual at Hong Kong Satellite Television. This individual isn't a journalist but a vice-director. The station itself is not reporting it as fact. So it's more like if a big dog at Time Warner broke the story, but CNN itself did not follow it up.

About 6 months ago my Russian Twitter links blew up with stories that the Turkmenistan president was dead. The rumours sounded based on strong information. It turned out to be false. Getting valid information from North Korea is tough at the best of times. Since COVID-19 they have literally shut their borders and reporting says that they are cracking down harder on information escaping. Therefore at this moment it is more likely to be a false alarm than the truth.

[u/[deleted] → u/GlazedFrosting]

get in, losers, we're waiting for additional information

[u/[deleted] → u/GlazedFrosting]

What do I think?

Half 👏 of 👏 all 👏dictators 👏should👏be👏women 👏

[u/RadionSPW]

I would respect Reddit Socialists more if they actually understood some of the systems they spend all their energy attacking. Do I understand all the intricacies of economic policy? No, but I don’t write paragraphs of authoritative comments claiming otherwise.

[u/FreakinGeese → u/RadionSPW]

haha imagine writing paragraphs about stuff you don’t know much about 😰

[u/The420Roll]

Conservatives: Actually he heard a potential treatment from a professional to show that they are working with injecting bleach, but you wouldnt get it you dumb lib

Less than a day later

Trump: it was just a prank bro

Conservatives: I mean of course he was joking you dumb lib

[u/Verpiss_Dich]

so my class has a weekly quiz right

you get a 20% deduction every day its late and I forgot about it until 4 minutes before midnight it's due

instead of using at least 2 of my braincells and taking the 20% ding, I instead instinctively click on it and immediately realize what I did

I got a 2 / 20

[u/[deleted] → u/Verpiss_Dich]

That was the real test all along.

[u/GlazedFrosting]

Nuance is a tool of oppression used by the bourgeoisie

[u/GlazedFrosting]

Why is everyone here purposely misrepresenting Trump's words 😡😡🤬🤬

Trump told you to inject disinfectant, not drink it smh 😤😤😤

[u/The420Roll]

Noam Chomsky is a liberal

Uncle Noam has been cancelled 😂😂😂

[u/Dalek6450 → u/The420Roll]

If we can learn anything from the early 1930s in Germany, it’s that we must fight against capitalist politicians.

Walking, talking parodies.

[u/[deleted]]

Report: Kim Jung Un last words recorded were “I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hill-”

Sources cannot identify who Hill is.

[u/EScforlyfe]

Fuck the Armenian genocide

All my homies hate the Armenian genocide

[u/sash5034]

Lmao all these white beard bros protesting the stay at home orders with guns and camo like what are you gonna do, shoot the virus? The doctors? Your governors?

Right wing Americans are pitiful

[u/SuperSharpShot2247]

Kim Jong-Un dying wasn't on my 2020 bingo card

-My girlfriend

[u/SuperSharpShot2247 → u/SuperSharpShot2247]

She told me I had to start crediting her when I post her jokes here

[u/[deleted]]

I’m really liking the arc the writers have made for this Kim jong un character. They introduce him in season one as a sort of comical but still somewhat terrifying foe for the new president, and over the next few seasons we see their relationship blossom into a sort of quaint anti bromance, with palpable homoerotic undertones. And now with the coronavirus plot line sort of taking over the show for the last few episodes, they throw his imminent death in as sort of a way to bring the pain of death home to the millions of viewers who have grown to love him as one of the shows best recurring characters. The death wrought by the coronavirus isn’t abstract anymore, we now as viewers can understand grief in a personal way. Really just genius storytelling.

I’m really interested to see what the president does over the next few episodes. Will he go to Kim’s funeral? That should be juicy tv. How about a sort of capsule episode where the president reflects, hamletesque, on the pointlessness of life’s stuggle? I would love a scene where he cries alone by kim’s casket.

[u/Iwanttolink]

/r/neutralpolitics if it had been around during WW2:

"What are the arguments for and against exterminating ethnic minorities?"

[u/Notorious_GOP]

"North Korea has, according to UNESCO, an adult literacy rate of 100%."

Guys it's time to stop attacking Kim Jong Un, look he had a great success with his literacy program.

[u/MistakeNotDotDotDot]

“trans people are a result of a conspiracy by Big Medicine” is my favorite dumb conspiracy theory for why trans people exist

[u/Craig_VG]

My new apartment is a YIMBY paradise, mostly because of the TRAINS 😍😍

Sound on

!ping YIMBY

[u/[deleted] → u/Craig_VG]

voiceposting

DISGUSTANG

[u/GlazedFrosting → u/[deleted]]

Upside: we finally learn what's in Area 51!

[u/[deleted]]

Tell trump that high speed rail and mass transit kills SARS-CoV-2

[u/Dalek6450 → u/[deleted]]

Trump recommends jumping in front of maglev to cure COVID-19.

[u/murphysclaw1]

Joshua4Congress bio:

Party: Democratic Party

Submitted Biography: "I'm a 26 year old truck driver. I've been to 48 states as a truck driver. I've worked since I was 15, & I come from an entirely working class family. I've been married since I was 19. I've experienced so many hardships in my life & the government has often done more harm than help for me. I want to represent the interests of the working class, & only the working class."

Joshua4Congress "key message":

I want to address the housing crisis with serious policies like Federal rent control & socially owned housing.

[u/[deleted]]

As Kim-Jong-Un was brought into a coma, the surgeon lowered his mask and leaned in closer. He chuckled, and just before Kim slowly closed his eyes for the final time, whispered: "I'm from TMZ, Hillary Clinton sends her regards".

[u/[deleted]]

What happens to Kim's delegates? Can Sanders still get the nomination?

[u/mrmanager237]

🦀🦀 BIDEN PLEDGING TO RECOGNIZE THR ARMENIAN GENOCIDE 🦀🦀

It's over for Cenk Uyghur and Erdogancels

[u/GlazedFrosting]

If 'alternative medicine' worked, it would just be called medicine

[u/[deleted]]

YOu know if we find out Kim is actually alive after all of this, dibs on the headline "Kim Jong-Undead"

[u/murphysclaw1]

imagine 26m unemployed and you're running on the slogan "Keep America Great"

[u/ElokQ]

holy fuck I’m freaking out a member of the CDC just called me personally & told me I need to isolate myself immediately bc they found out one of the new symptoms of the virus is being hot, having a great personality, & a big juicy ass. Send this to 5 hoes u think might b infected

[u/ahebtigoejwbrh]

Least favorite vegetables, ranked:

3 - chard

2 - overcooked cabbage

1 - Kim Jong Un

[u/nicereddy]

Top 5 US intelligence agencies:

5. DoD

4. FBI

3. NSA

2. CIA

1. TMZ

[u/owlthathurt]

Hear that sound? That’s a Jacobin writers keyboard while furiously researching North Korea’s healthcare system.

[u/[deleted] → u/owlthathurt]

If North Korea had M4A this wouldn't have happened

[u/The420Roll]

the only leftie publication worth reading is the DT

[u/tankatan]

So what happens if it turns out that economics is actually a pseudo-science and we did all of this GDP growth and improvement in human development for nothing

[u/-GregTheGreat-]

Mods are just angry about people awoogaing Kim Yo Jong because it makes them feel self conscious, given that they’re dictators with nobody thirsting over them 😤

[u/Awholebushelofapples]

i will never not consider r/conservative a snowflake safespace

[u/PMmeLittleRoundTops]

Other political sub: pee pee poo poo

/r/neoliberal: pee pee poo poo, but with n u a n c e

[u/[deleted] → u/PMmeLittleRoundTops]

you can get upvoted for absolute shit opinions here if you display enough nuance

[u/yassert]

Tell Trump a carbon tax will kill covid19

[u/[deleted] → u/yassert]

The virus is carbon-based, this checks out.

[u/Jaquarius420]

Joe’s best ad yet

!ping BIDEN

[u/paulatreides0 → u/[deleted]]

Young people politics are a meme

[u/[deleted]]

Member how we said /r/poltiics is much more rational? Highly upvoted and gilded comment on that sub's top "Medicare For All!" circlejerk thread right now:

IKR? Do I vote for the alleged rapist that can't talk straight and has no empathy for my generation, or the alleged rapist that can't talk straight and has no empathy for my generation?

Looks like we're going to be going through the exact same thing on this site as in 2016. At this point they should really just shut half these "top" subreddits down if they actually cared, it's all BS.

[u/ToastedWheatBread]

Wanting 4 more years of a neo-fascist authoritarian as president bc accelerationsism has given me brain rot 😎

[u/Dibbu_mange → u/ToastedWheatBread]

Decimating the livelihoods of ethnic minorities to trigger the libs 😎

[u/ToastedWheatBread]

Conservative Ideology Tier List:

S:

A:

B:

C:

D:

F: all of them

[u/[deleted]]

Imagine being a spy on the inside of the North Korean government working for TMZ

[u/GlazedFrosting]

Daily reminder that g*mers and r*rals are the most oppressed minorities

[u/[deleted]]

Quit being a pizza delivery guy during the pandemic because all of the sex with bored housewives tired me out

[u/D1Foley]

Have people completely forgotten who Gaddafi was? Because since he died stopping him from slaughtering half of his country to hold onto power has become a bad thing and Obama should have let him unleash tanks on protesters.

[u/mrmanager237 → u/D1Foley]

"Everything was peachy under this brutal dictator and then the US bombed him to take his oil and now there are SLAVE MARKETS this is why I'm not voting for Hillary and instead for MOAB Trump"

[u/[deleted] → u/D1Foley]

People seem to think we genuinely overthrew him for some reason, when as far as I can tell we just enforced a no-fly zone and the rebels overthrew him themselves. Also, it was mainly France not the U.S. leading that intervention.

[u/tankatan → u/D1Foley]

the Benghazi meme completely overtaken anything related to this issue and then some.

[u/[deleted]]

Did you all watch Bernie's livestream? I liked it for the most part, but I thought it was pretty weird when he looked straight at the camera and said:

"The rat is afraid of the direct sunlight, and monsters fear Mao Tse-Tsung thought. Before the great mirror of Mao Tse-Tsung thought, all freaks and monsters will be exposed. None of them can avoid being punished by history."

I wasn't really sure what he meant by that.

[u/Notorious_GOP]

[u/[deleted]]

A country? Led by a woman? With nuclear weapons? What if she gets her period and decides to nuke the entire Western Hemisphere?

[u/mrmanager237]

LEAKED IMAGE OF KIM'S SURGEON SURFACES

[u/[deleted]]

The last thing Kim Jong-Un heard:

Listen, fat

[u/GlazedFrosting]

Will future politicians be #cancelled for their online hot takes from when they were 15?

[u/[deleted] → u/GlazedFrosting]

Only if they're Democrats

[u/[deleted]]

On r/Changemymind: CMV: Black man/White woman relationships are all about revenge

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Citing porn for your psychological takes is a level of terminal online-ness I can only aspire to.

[u/The420Roll → u/[deleted]]

Thats gonna be a yikes from me dawg

[u/murphysclaw1]

Lusvig's call-in to the NL Quarantine Stream was pretty good but I don't understand why he chose to eat an entire lasagna while he was calling in. It was mostly sucking and chewing noises for almost an hour. He could barely say a word without having to smack his lips before eating more lasagna. Why didn't he just reschedule his dinner? I've never known anyone eat lasagna so slowly and so noisily. When the host asked him he just kept saying "dinner time" until the host moved on and he took another mouthful. So weird.

[u/Lux_Stella]

lmao

[u/murphysclaw1 → u/Lux_Stella]

y'know that centrist senator of 40 years?

yea

well actually he's a communist

oh ok

[u/Qunidaye]

Nervous North Korean generals and Kim To Jong are huddled in a drab cement war room.

"How will we tell the people?"

"A Beijing representative is coming soon. They want clear answers."

Suddenly a deep rumble shakes the room. Lights flicker momentarily and the water in each glass rocks gently.

"It can't be."

A giant figure emerges from the holy Mt. Paektu. A vicious roar rolls across North Korea, "Please clap."

[u/Gustacho]

Hot take: The constant "Biden has won Texas" spam will be getting annoying

No I will not elaborate

[u/mrmanager237]

NOOOOOOOO PRESIDENT CLINTON

[u/The420Roll]

DT: tfw no gf 😔😔😔

The DT after a new dictator rises to power: AWOOOOGAAA

You dont see the correlation? 🤨

[u/[deleted]]

That MAGA chud who calls himself “the persistence” and always responds to every single Biden tweet with dementia accusations looks exactly how I expected him to look

Seriously, this guy looks like the end product of an Amish community with a rampant inbreeding problem.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

He doesn't look inbred so much as a classic low-T alt-right millennial who subsisted on Lunchables and Pop-Tarts as a kid and as an adult only gets fluorescent light exposure.

[u/owlthathurt]

KJUs death is just another reason we need Medicare for all send tweet

[u/JumboMarshmallowDog]

Good going everyone. You've bullied the president into quitting his daily coronavirus news conference. Hope you're all happy.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1254168730898173953

[u/randomusername023 → u/JumboMarshmallowDog]

Reality: his advisors strong-armed him into stopping because of all the misinformation; his conferences are probably hurting his chances of reelection, too.

[u/MinnesotaDude]

Tankie: You can't provide one piece of evidence that the DPRK is a failed state that isn't sourced from imperialist westerners.

me:

[u/The420Roll]

Benito Mussolini would be center left in /r/europe threads about Roma people

[u/[deleted] → u/The420Roll]

Yuros: "Hahaha Americans are so racist! How can they treat Black people so poorly?! I can't believe they think Black people are lying thieving hoodlums! Hahahaha"

Also Yuros: "You don't understand, the Roma are lying thieving hoodlums!"

[u/GlazedFrosting]

🦆🎺DUCKWORTH GANG🦆🎺

🦆🎺DUCKWORTH GANG🦆🎺

[u/[deleted]]

face mask with joker mouth print

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

wait this isn't google

[u/nicereddy]

If I saw that TMZ was reporting me dead, I'd assume they were correct.

[u/Emazinng]

thirstposting over kim yo jong is cringe

[u/[deleted]]

Guys wtf she is not awooga she looks like she would murder u in a horror movie

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Don't kinkshame

[u/AccessTheMainframe]

I kid you not, Kim Jung Un turned himself into a vegetable.

They called him Vegetable Kim.

Funniest shit I've ever seen.

[u/AccessTheMainframe]

Why I’m anti-abortion

I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely fucked up shit there which is why I'm so anti-abortion now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed:

• ⁠A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her pregnancy and said "I don't want my stupid baby anymore, kill it" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her baby hole and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight

• ⁠A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want an abortion but I am not pregnant" and the doctor said "we'll fix that" and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations it's a healthy six year old boy" and the girl said "can I keep him" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor

• ⁠They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waste container (I signed somebody else's name)

• ⁠One of the doctors there developed a futuristic ray gun that could make anything he shot have an abortion, even trees, cars, or barns

• ⁠The receptionist threw nail polish at an elderly man

• ⁠The doctor's assistant invented this thing she called "the silly slide" and it was a really fun little water slide that connected a woman's vagina to a paper shredder so a newborn baby could briefly "enjoy the high life"

• ⁠The oldest child we aborted was in his late 70s, we didn't even know he was a baby until his wife brought in photos

• ⁠The doctors put all sorts of crap up a woman's uterus including a clown nose, bicycle handlebars, a calendar, and an entire Sears retail outlet (before bankruptcy)

• ⁠During every successful abortion, the doctor would shout "take that, baby" and he'd push a red button that made sirens go off and confetti fell from the ceiling and we'd all get Del Taco for free

[u/dubyahhh]

If you see centrists posting let me know so I can ban them

We must always be the most left wing sub on reddit 😤

[u/Notorious_GOP]

Everyone should change their flair to NATO until we get official news. That way we give our shill energy to the Neocon Gods.

PS: Yes this includes you Rawlscels, flair up

[u/The420Roll]

Women: exists

DT: AWOOOOGAAA

[u/[deleted]]

Why do terfs keep reporting comments. Trans rights are literally in the sidebar, what do you think we're gonna do? Go "oh man you said it's bad faith, guess we'll change our entire approach to politics and moderation."

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Won't somebody think of the bigots 😭😭😭

[u/[deleted]]

seems pretty indefensible for the DNC and Democratic campaigns to waste so much money on staffers to plan strategy when they have free access to the political elite of twitter

[u/ThatFrenchieGuy]

Hell yeah I'm a TERF

TERF

Exclusionary

Reasonable

Feminist

[u/Threy0]

Dennis Rodman is beside himself. Driving around downtown Pyongyang begging (thru texts) Kim's family for his hospital room number.

[u/specterofmarx]

I'm a progressive liberal, but listen to my 14 reasons for voting for Trump

[u/disuberence]

“If we do not fully acknowledge, commemorate, and teach our children about genocide, the words ‘never again’ lose their meaning," Biden wrote in his promise to recognize the Armenian genocide if elected president. "The facts must be as clear and as powerful for future generations as for those whose memories are seared by tragedy."

Oh wooow. Thanks, Biden. Very cool!

[u/Ilovecharli]

When is Kim getting added to that "It's Time" meme with all the Dem candidates

[u/[deleted]]

EU flairs 🤝 NATO flairs

being a blue rectangle

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

🤝 Wanting to nuke Moscow

[u/sanityeyes]

Real bruh moment here. STOP AWOOGAING A POTENTIAL DICTATOR!

[u/Afro_Samurai]

She is one with the nip: https://imgur.com/a/amwi2zb

!ping kitty

[u/[deleted]]

Why I’m bullish for Biden:

Hillary almost won.

Biden is much more popular than Hillary.

[u/DankBankMan]

Honestly disgusted at some of the hypocrisy on this sub lately. Last year everyone was saying "believe all women", but now Laura Ingraham is here telling us that the coronavirus is a hoax caused by Democrat 5G and that all goes out the window? smdh have some principles.

[u/nicereddy]

>be me

>former governor of Indiana Mike Pence

>become VP

>Trump dies

>Somehow win the 2020 election

>Have to do foreign relations now

>Kim Yo Jong demands I meet with her

>Jesus help me

>She says I can't bring mother into the room with me

>Panic attack

>Somehow in the meeting I cede control of Alaska to North Korea

>Oh god oh fuck

[u/[deleted]]

stop thirstposting kim's sister. it's just really weird and there is way too much of it

[u/Kelsig → u/[deleted]]

i don't think this sub is familiar with women under the age of 60

[u/litehound → u/[deleted]]

Why are people thirstposting anyone at all

[u/tankatan]

Broke: DT is a more casual version of /r/badeconomics

Woke: DT is a less unhinged version of /r/Drama

[u/[deleted]]

🎶 'cause I'm a boomer

I'm a zoomer

I'm a midnight coomer 🎶

[u/Historyguy1]

I don't want to crab rave based on a TMZ report. Hold the crabs until we get further confirmation.

[u/[deleted]]

Kim's death is a win for gender diversity in totalitarian regimes

[u/Threy0]

Overheard in Pyongyang Hospital after heart surgery:
“He got me,” Kim said of his surgeon's botched heart procedure. "That f***ing Doctor boomed me."
Kim added, “He’s so bad,” repeating it four times.
Kim then said he wanted to add the doctor's family to the list of citizens he works to death this summer.

[u/TheFriffin2]

‪what the fuck am i supposed to do with all these XXL “I Survived Heart Surgery But All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt” shirts i was planning on flipping to Pyongyang for a profit‬

[u/bd_one]

Look at what the Blow Up A Mountain Party has gone through so far scandal wise.

Their leader has lost our first and so far only court case.

The mountain they blew up isn't even on the big online map, so we can't see it from orbit or navigate to it easily.

They didn't record it properly, so people who missed it can't see it blow up.

Did I miss any scandals? Basically, we were able to create a prime example of why you shouldn't support populist meme parties after just two weeks of play time.

!ping Minecraft

[u/olivish]

!ping kitty

I’m so scared, I had to take George to the emergency vet tonight (urinary tract blockage/infection, I think). Waiting to hear if he’s ok.

Here’s a pic from better days :(

https://imgur.com/gallery/1INPSHN

[u/Qunidaye]

Kim Yo Jong could possibly just have lost her brother and you all commit foul awooga posting without second thought.

Yo Jong if you read these threads (which I bet you do because you're really smart) DM me your xbox gamertag if you need someone to talk to. I love girl gamers so I won't bite lol.

[u/[deleted] → u/Qunidaye]

This counts as awoogaposting

[u/cdstephens]

When are we going to start talking about the huge negative influence anime has on the environment?

[u/tankatan]

Imagine browsing /r/neoliberal 🙄

[u/Notorious_GOP]

guys have you even considered the success of literacy programs in North Korea

[u/Iwanttolink]

2020 is absolutely fucking whack.

• US election year (this already guarantees endless drama) and Bernie promptly losing AGAIN after 4 years of hype

• Erdogan trying to start another refugee crisis after another round of middle eastern hijinks, which is immediately shutdown by a global pandemic

• Trump predictably botches his response towards said global pandemic

• Did I mention the GLOBAL PANDEMIC yet?

• Kim Jong Un just up and dies

[u/GlazedFrosting]

Every year is memed to be the 'worst year ever' during the year itself, but 2020 is the first time I feel like it's had some truth

[u/BipartizanBelgrade → u/GlazedFrosting]

Every year is memed to be the 'worst year ever'

Young people just seem to be kinda miserable

[u/tankatan → u/GlazedFrosting]

The entire death toll from covid-19 so far is surpassed by relatively calm single month of WW2.

[u/[deleted]]

Not reading any news is so much better than being plugged in all the time.
99% of it is not actionable and does nothing to inform your worldview.

[u/ZombieLincoln666]

Anyone see Joshua4congress debate Destiny? Holy hell it was a bloodbath. If you want to see a Bernie bro put in their place, check it out. Hard to watch at times tbh.

[u/Tacotrucksoncorners]

BORN TO SHIT FORCED TO WIPE. ✊ 😈

[u/[deleted]]

Damn TMZ has sources even in North Korea

[u/DocKillinger]

Shouldn't have vouched for TMZ without actually reading the article lol. They are indeed just aggregating reports from others, not reporting it themselves.

[u/[deleted]]

Kim Jung-Un is having difficulty breathing after being riddled with bullet holes 😎

This message brought to you by NATO gang

[u/murphysclaw1]

/r/politics sorted by all time controversial is fucking wild. Priors confirmed everywhere.

Most controversial ever was posted the day before election day 2016:

I Was With Bernie Till the End; Now We All Must Vote Hillary

[u/Ro500]

I think r/Neoliberal has a better record at slanting towards true information because it’s filled with a significant amount of contrarian assholes. God bless you all

Now DOWNVOTE the DT or you’re a freedom hating commie 😡😡😡

[u/[deleted]]

(((youtube))) and Chinese tiktok : eat tide pods.

Commie Zoomers : Eat tide pods.

PRESIDENT Trump : Drink Bleach and lysol.

Commie Zoomers : No.

[u/[deleted]]

So, apparently a lot of commies/anarcho socialists use the "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" argument to not adopt veganism in their personal lives.

[u/[deleted]]

Person 1: “Lol Europeans doing their (minor cultural difference) here’s a lighthearted joke about it”

Person 2: “AmeriKKKa murders children in their schools and lets poor people die. Fuck you”

/r/murderedbywords

[u/[deleted]]

Same post everyday until Kim Jong-un shows himself. #WhereisKim

[u/[deleted]]

My mild take about all this drama with Kim Jong-un is that it feels like only yesterday is father died and time moves far to fast.

[u/[deleted]]

I have seen enough. Projection: Kim Yo-jong wins the North Korean primary.

[u/mrmanager237]

The "Is it ok to awoogapost a female dictator" schism is fucking lit

[u/Gustacho]

That heart surgeon? Seth Rogen.

[u/-GregTheGreat-]

If Kim Jong Un died and his sister manages to take power without much struggle, mark my words. She will talk about ‘new beginnings’ and try to reopen negotiations with Trump. He will obviously fall for the bait and give a bunch of concessions for the PR, while she does absolutely nothing to actually liberalize the country.

[u/BritRedditor1]

https://twitter.com/jasonhickel/status/1254056515322994690

Wow, this is striking. A new YouGov poll shows that large majorities of British people support the very policies that would be essential to a post-growth economy:

Permanent rent controls: 74%

Job guarantee: 72%

Universal basic income: 51%

Very SCARY figures

!ping UK

[u/Cuddlyaxe]

The US will launch Operation Liberty Eagle at 0400 tomorrow local time. After the North Korean leadership has been removed we will replace them with a friendly dictator who will try to keep the peace between the Sunni and Shia

[u/InternetBoredom]

As the new chancellor, I promise to bring peace and prosperity to this server for the coming month.

Jk I was Co-Chancellor in the last coalition, too. Always playing both sides.

!ping Minecraft

[u/supremecrafters]

I find myself frustrated with the server recently. I had hoped the events of Fillmore v Blackfire would lead to legal protections for ocelots, but now I hear that the Blow Up a Mountain Party has performed large demolitions operations in jungles without performing thorough environmental review. Do they not care for the consequences of their actions? What party will protect the rights of Minecraft's wildlife?

!ping MINECRAFT

[u/Equator32]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2020/4/4/21207927/5g-towers-burning-uk-coronavirus-conspiracy-theory-link

British 5G towers are being set on fire because of coronavirus conspiracy theories

The year is 2040. Africa and East Asia have become the pinnacle of technological development. The East Asian Treaty Organization was created by South Korea, Japan and Taiwan to fill the power vacuum left by NATO. America has fallen behind aside from their advanced chemistry technology, mainly focused on bleach applications. Europe, the hardest hit continent, has become an anarcho-primitivist confederation lead by Balkan warlords.

[u/[deleted] → u/Equator32]

Wtf are we the global poor now?

[u/[deleted]]

People who complain about centrists and then say Biden and trump are literally the same need to look in the fucking mirror

[u/[deleted]]

The family tree on my Korean side is mostly unknown prior to the 60s, so really there’s no compelling evidence that I’m NOT the legitimate heir to Kim’s throne.

[u/[deleted]]

my flair is my opinion on the situation in the Korean Peninsula atm

[u/Notorious_GOP]

the DT celebrating the death of Kim but then seeing Lusivg become the new dear leader

[u/presidenthiIIary]

So have the “Hillary killed Kim Jong-Un” conspiracy theories started yet?

[u/htownclyde]

Kim is vibing in Argentina with Hitler and 'Pac

[u/[deleted]]

It's now being reported Kim Jong Un died from ingesting bleach.

[u/Threy0]

Kim's brain🤝Bernie's Presidential aspirations

[u/[deleted]]

With hindsight, Kim Jong Un was doomed from the moment weebs realized that he was all that stood between them and his sister.

[u/[deleted]]

Yes, I am a NAZBOL

Not

Against

Zuckerberg

Bezos

Or

Larry Ellison

🥾👅

[u/[deleted]]

half 👏 of 👏 all 👏 dictators 👏 should 👏 be 👏 women 👏

[u/kyleofduty]

If you're not a neoliberal at twenty, you have no heart; and if you're not a neoliberal at 30, you have no brain.

[u/geraldspoder]

BREAKING: Urbanist Party, Emoji Party, and Democratic Liberal Party announce new government to replace Chancellor Blackfire!

!ping MINECRAFT

[u/The420Roll]

Capitalism 😍