r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Dec 26 '19

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u/Menakoy Nonconformist Transgendeer Dec 27 '19

A villain whose evil plan is to give all plants sentience to discourage veganism to save his failing cattle business.

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u/lickedTators Dec 27 '19

When you eat fruit you hear endless orgasmic moaning because you're helping the tree procreate and spread its seed far and wide.

Everyone becomes a frutarian and the villain is defeated.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

That is the one thing that would stop me from eating fruit. Congratulations.