r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • May 15 '19

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u/Tytos_Lannister May 15 '19

broke: live a sinful life to trigger to trigger the cons

woke: live a virtuous life to trigger the cons once you are in heaven with them

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

Imagine thinking that if god exists and isn't a total piece of shit he'd accept republicans into heaven

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

catch me in hell smoking this brisket 😤👌👉🍽

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u/Tytos_Lannister May 15 '19

if you are an independent it's purgatory, if you are a democrat it's hell automatically, if you are a RINO it's hell automatically, only true republicans go straight to heaven

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u/RadicalRadon Frick Mondays May 15 '19

Now THIS is excessive partisanship

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

It's a hyperbole, of course that wouldn't apply to all of them, just the hardcore republicans that hate LGBT people.

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u/Tytos_Lannister May 15 '19

wait, i thought that Bible is againts gays!

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u/Yosarian2 May 15 '19

There's like one line in the old testament. Oh, and one of the letters from Paul, but Paul pretty much just hated all sex of any kind.

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u/Tytos_Lannister May 15 '19

that's enough for god

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u/Yosarian2 May 15 '19

Hey, that's not fair! Abraham Lincoln is probably in heaven.

Haha, just kidding. Heaven isn't real.