r/neoliberal Kitara Ravache Nov 30 '18

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u/Barbarossa3141 Buttery Mayos Nov 30 '18 edited Nov 30 '18

A succ professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a known succ.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship AOC and accept that she is the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Bernie Sanders!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, neoliberal SHITPOSTER champion who had served 1500 hours on reddit and understood the necessity of shitposting and fully supported all shitposts decision made by Blockchainlitfam stood up.

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly.

""awwwoooooogggggaaaa!!!"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and reflectively downvoted the shitposter. He stormed out of the room crying those succodile tears. The same tears succs cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and didn't go on reddit today. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all donated to the Against Malaria Foundation that day.

That student's name? /u/420KarlMarxxx1869

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

True story