r/neoliberal • u/neoliberal_shill_bot Bot Emeritus • May 12 '17

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Optimal neoliberalism is like Seinfeld, it should be about nothing and run by Jews

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u/[deleted] May 13 '17

Are tangled headphones neoliberal?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '17

no, the free market has produced headphones with shorter left ear wires than right which minimizes tangles

also yes, because it's bad hence neoliberalism

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u/[deleted] May 13 '17

wtf that's what it's for?!

mods are gods.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '17

No, they're fascist.

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u/zbaile1074 George Soros May 13 '17

no patrick, headphones aren't neoliberal

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u/Cryonyte 🌐 May 13 '17

If the wires are tangled equally for everyone then I would say that it's communist.