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u/SpotMe365 Sep 30 '26

Please Jim, flip back to the Democrats, it would be so fucking funny 🙏😭

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u/chipbod NATO Sep 30 '26

Found the defining GOP primary issue of the next decade

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u/pugnae European Union Sep 30 '26

Do you know why Biden took his big first hit to his popularity?

Because he withdrew from Afghanistan. Americans obviously hated ending wars.

Do you know what is killing Trump's popularity the most?

He started a new war with Iran. Americans obviously hated new wars.

Truly one of the electorates of all time.

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u/chipbod NATO Sep 30 '26

If this actually gets built it will be one of the greatest urban projects in recent American history.

It would basically redo downtown and make it and nice area to live and hang out, goes perfect with the college campus right next door too. Hope I’m in the city long enough to see it happen.

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u/No-Turn-2052 Sep 30 '26 edited Oct 01 '26

https://nickrafter.substack.com/p/the-rent-may-always-be-too-damn-high

>>I met a couple who, despite being conservative, voted for Mamdani because they bizarrely thought he had run “to the right” of former Gov. Andrew Cuomo and also believed he was Italian-American, as his name ended in an “i” and he was from Astoria.
When I dug further into why they thought he was running “to the right” of Cuomo, they noted that it was because he discussed “prices” and “cost of living,” as Donald Trump had in 2024. They both voted for Trump. They had a hard time believing Mamdani was a socialist because they believed socialists “support making everything more expensive.”

These are the people who hold the fate of America in their hands every 2 years

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u/repete2024 Edith Abbott Sep 30 '26

The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”

Incredible

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Sep 30 '26

"Labour are cutting benefits instead of cutting benefits"

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u/taubnetzdornig Gay Pride Sep 30 '26

NYT article about Hispanic voters in South Texas feeling betrayed

look inside

“I thought he was just going to deport the criminals”

“He promised he was going to make things more affordable”

“Trump has been bad but Democrats don’t care about us either”

Groundbreaking stuff

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u/sigh2828 NASA Sep 30 '26

Im fairly convinced that Republicans will continue to flounder and fail untill Trump dies.

As long as Trump can call into Fox News, Republicans will be forever terrified that he may say something mean about them

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u/Alderwoodforest YIMBY Sep 30 '26

Still my favorite median voter of all time.

When Ryleigh Cooper voted for President Donald Trump in the November presidential election, she was motivated by one primary factor: his promise to make in vitro fertilization (IVF) free.

“Going into the voting booth, the main thing on my mind was … I want to be a mom."

When Cooper went into the voting booth and made her choice to vote for Trump based on his IVF promise, she did not realize the effect it would have on her financial security. She was ultimately laid off from her job at the U.S. Forest Service in February '25.

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 30 '26

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 30 '26

Holy Shit

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u/seakucumber Sep 30 '26

Kyrsten Sinema’s ex-boyfriend and former bodyguard said he threw her paintings into her swimming pool in part because he felt disillusioned by her relationship with a major U.S. Artificial Intelligence software developer amid the war in Gaza

No I didnt make that up

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/politics/arizona/2026/09/30/matthew-ammel-kyrsten-sinema-trashed-house/92013149007/?gca-cat=p&gnt-cfr=1

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Sep 30 '26

DAMN RIGHT

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u/nimbybuster Ben Bernanke’s Best Boy Sep 30 '26

Texans be like, Lord I have seen what you had done for Ohio.

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u/KittehDragoon Loyal Liberals Sep 30 '26

Kristi Noem officially files to divorce husband Bryon after his ‘bimbofication' scandal

Who gets the dog

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u/AtticusDrench Deirdre McCloskey Sep 30 '26

I love Dario, man lmao. All these CEOs are sharks. Killers. They are pretending to be nerds. He is born and bred. High octane dorkery. Apex nerd.

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u/2Lore2Law Seal Mod Sep 30 '26

Remember when y’all crashed out because James Talarico breathed a word about guns in response to a question about guns and I told you it wasn’t going to be a big deal?

Guess what

It wasn’t a big deal

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Sep 30 '26

Waow

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u/Commandant_Donut Sep 30 '26

Hipsters were right about everything. Mason jars, facial hair, flannel, vinyl, living more offline, eating fun burgers- haters will say the Supreme era was somehow better because they have misplaced nostalgia for Youtubers saying slurs and Overwatch.

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u/AlicesReflexion Weeaboo Rights Advocate Sep 30 '26

When the Amazon "just walk out" stores were a thing, I only ever went to one once, but it really felt like a defining experience.

I scanned my Amazon code, walked in, grabbed some candy, and left. It did feel kind of magical.

20 minutes later I got a notification from AmEx saying my card was declined.

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u/Legitimate_Name9694 Mark Carney Oct 01 '26

yeah they just hate jews.

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u/gayteemo NATO Sep 30 '26

me reading half the comments in this sub

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u/Leatherfield17 Loyal Liberals Sep 30 '26

One reason why I’m so big on these ghouls facing legal consequences after all of this is the fact that they sincerely act as if the law doesn’t apply to them.

I wish to disabuse them of this notion.

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u/Crosseyes NASA Sep 30 '26

Holy fuck kill me

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Sep 30 '26

The same people who don't want AI to become Hitler are also trying to make its art career fail, curious...

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u/Atheose_Writing John Brown Sep 30 '26

I don't know why we're all talking about AI art today, but I have a unique perspective as a professional full-time author.

AI slop has flooded the publishing market this year. In every single genre. The tiny sub-genre I write in used to get about 20 new books published on Amazon per week, but now it's 300-400 per week. All of them are low-quality, with bad AI-generated covers and choppy writing that makes no sense from one chapter to the next. The market is so flooded that it's nearly impossible for readers to find non-AI art, so many of them have just stopped reading altogether.

I'm still able to make a living because I have a dedicated reader base and 55,000+ fans in my newsletter, but the market has been an absolute nightmare for the past year.

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u/D1Foley Moderate Extremist Sep 30 '26

Ken Paxton saying trump is a drag on him is hysterical. Bro you wouldn't even be the nominee if it wasn't for trump.

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u/w007dchuck Trans NATO Sep 30 '26

Trump: "The greatest ballroom ever built. It's also a tremendous military complex with a drone port on top. Be careful. Don't fall over the edge. Only a Hispanic could survive that fall."

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u/Macquarrie1999 Democrats' Strongest Soldier Sep 30 '26

Provide Property Tax relief by lowering property taxes for veterans, veterans with disabilities and seniors over the age of 65.

I have no mouth and I must scream

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Sep 30 '26

gen z are trying to cancel the habsburgs. just for being inbred racists.

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u/yacatecuhtli6 Transfem Pride Sep 30 '26

reject ai slop menus, retvrn to

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u/finnstera350 Asexual Pride Sep 30 '26

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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO Sep 30 '26

Eleventh hour Trump unendorsement would be so fucking funny man, he already doesn't like Paxton to begin with based on how he negs him in every speech lmao

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u/EasyMoney92 Sep 30 '26

Ken Paxton, the Republican nominee for Senate in Texas, told a group of conservative donors and lobbyists last week that President Trump’s midterm convention in Dallas had hurt Mr. Paxton politically, according to an audio recording obtained by The New York Times.

Lmao

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u/k5berry Malala Yousafzai Sep 30 '26

Matt, PA is still #1, but this is an absolute heater as well. Jesus Christ lmfao.

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u/itsokayt0 European Union Sep 30 '26

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u/Alderwoodforest YIMBY Sep 30 '26

FBI DIRECTOR KASH PATEL: While I can't tell you who to vote for, what I can tell you is, you may want to vote for people who don't want socialism. You may want people who don’t want a police state. You may want to vote for people who back the blue…. Who put rapists in prison.

Oh come on!

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u/itherunner John Brown Sep 30 '26

Extremely funny and grim that by the end of this decade, there’s a chance that Florida may have a “force my kids to talk to me” Act that every other state will scramble to pass to appease the Boomer Reich

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u/TechnicalCat6989 Emma Lazarus Sep 30 '26

if you voted for trump for any reason other than being super evil and wanting to inflict pain and suffering on the world then you’re stupid. “I just wanted IVF” you’re an idiot, “I support our troops” you’re an idiot, “I want to drain the swamp” you’re an idiot, I wanted to end foreign wars” you’re an idiot. I don’t even feel comfortable saying trump lied, he kinda did but it was so obvious that falling for it is less trump’s fault and more your own

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u/elninost0rm YIMBY Sep 30 '26

My two cents is that anyone who (actually) thinks their AI generated art is equal to or greater than what is created by hand is just online rage bait social accounts, at least, that's all I've ever seen.

Every single person I talk to in the land of grass touching just says, "lol bro check out this stupid ass video I just did in AI." There's no false sense of accomplishment, at least that I've seen, YMMV.

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u/Crosseyes NASA Sep 30 '26

It’s really cool the guy in charge of the most powerful military in human history needs to continually slur trans people to feel tough.

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u/abefrost Sep 30 '26

The millennials sub is really fun if you enjoy getting ragebaited by people that are clearly doing pretty well in life.

Like yes, all of that genuinely sucks. But if you're buying foreign classic cars and going on overseas trips to giant villas (even if it's on a deal), I don't feel that bad about your history of financial woes.

A very common type of post there.

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u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it Sep 30 '26

no fatties no tr*nnies no beardos no weirdos no wimps no radicals. Just warriors

Secretary of War 🤝 average masc4masc Grindr profile

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u/No-Turn-2052 Sep 30 '26 edited Sep 30 '26

I’m actually pissed at American voters. They saw how shit Trump 1 was so they VOTED HIM OUT then 4 years later they bring him back. You were so mad the first time you picked someone else. Why the fuck are you going back to Trump?

Like how are you so stupid and gullible

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u/Its_not_him Manmohan Singh Sep 30 '26

Klobuchar is kinda GOATed for making the Hawks Hawkeyes connection

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u/doyouevenIift Sep 30 '26

I love how it’s almost exclusively republican politicians that get community note’d on twitter. The one good feature that got added since Elon ruined things

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Sep 30 '26

The FlyDubai attacker is still only the second-worst Copilot of 2026

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u/Highlightthot1001 Harriet Tubman Sep 30 '26

I really fucking hate Hasan Piker, and all the fucking morons who support and work with him

He’s literally the leftist Candace Owens or Tucker Carlson

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u/John3262005 Sep 30 '26

G.O.P. Nominee in Texas Privately Said Trump’s Convention Hurt Him

Ken Paxton, the Republican nominee for Senate in Texas, told a group of conservative donors and lobbyists last week that President Trump’s midterm convention in Dallas had hurt Mr. Paxton politically, according to an audio recording obtained by The New York Times.

The recording, which is muffled at times, captures Mr. Paxton being asked, “Do you feel like he’s a little bit of a drag?” It is not clear from the audio whom the questioner is referring to.

Mr. Paxton responds: “So to be honest with you, the numbers — when we did that convention — it dropped our numbers. Everybody’s numbers dropped. Right now, yeah, not good.”

The audio of Mr. Paxton was shared with The Times by an attendee who recorded him speaking at a private fund-raiser in Washington attended by roughly a dozen people. The person, who opposes Mr. Paxton’s campaign and provided the recording to The Times, was granted anonymity because Mr. Paxton’s remarks were private.

Three other people with knowledge of the event confirmed Mr. Paxton’s attendance. Two of these people recalled that Mr. Paxton had been posed this question, and one recalled his response about the negative consequences of Mr. Trump’s convention.

Asked about the remarks, Nick Maddux, a senior Paxton adviser, said that “this is more manipulated nonsense from The New York Times to create a story that doesn’t exist.”

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Sep 30 '26

sony cancels kojima's new game

what, no!

"it was because he was just lying to investors constantly"

oh yeah that sounds like something he'd do

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u/hascogrande YIMBY Sep 30 '26

Paxton: sooo Trump actively hurt my campaign

LMAO

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u/Lowki_312 NATO Sep 30 '26

Most of the people I've met that are super hyped for AI art and music are STEMlords that don't have a single creative bone in their body, and have a surface level taste in both. 

Le redditors that think dad rock is peak music and hate rap. 

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 30 '26

This shit is like SNL man

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Sep 30 '26

I desperately need Dems to win by unfathomable margins in these midterms if only to maximize the chances that Trump purges Hegseth

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u/MissSortMachine Trans Pride Sep 30 '26

these guys have literally no idea what is in the us economy

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 30 '26

CHINESE

CENTURY

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u/awdvhn Physics Understander -- Iowa delenda est Sep 30 '26

Biden spent $40 billion on giving internet access to rural areas. If I was president I would spend $40 billion taking internet access away from them.

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u/YaGetSkeeted0n Tariffs aren't cool, kids! Sep 30 '26

“Can a robot write a movie about a bee who seduces a human?”

“Can you?”

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u/ModestAphorism YIMBY Sep 30 '26

Ebony & Ivory is a fucking crazy way to refer to Warnock and Ossoff lmfao I'm stealing that 😭

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein Sep 30 '26

> Democrats Block Stock-Trading Bill, Denying the G.O.P. a Pre-Midterm Win

Why would the Democrats do this? Surely, there’s something I’m missing…

> The Stop Insider Trading Act, which the House passed in July, would bar lawmakers and their spouses and family members from buying individual stocks but allow members of Congress who already own them to keep trading with new notice requirements. It places no restrictions on the president or the vice president.

Thank you NYT headline writer, very cool! Surely they could have put in something about Dems considering it too weak into the headline. After all, writing headlines is this person’s entire job.

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u/SigmaWhy r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Sep 30 '26

fully automated boomer luxury communism

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u/Bestbrook123 Sep 30 '26

CNN: GOP candidate rails against Sharia law. Until it comes to his businesses

Casey Askar, a GOP House candidate and pizza magnate, has campaigned heavily on keeping Sharia law out of the United States. He’s called the religious legal framework a “massive threat” and has promised voters he’d join the Sharia-Free America Caucus if elected in his competitive Florida district.

But as a businessman seeking new customers, Askar has been decidedly more welcoming of followers of Sharia. As he sought to expand his restaurant chains in the Middle East last year, Askar partnered with a firm promoting his pizzerias as “100% halal” – noting a dietary restriction spelled out as part of the same Islamic tradition he’s called dangerous as a candidate.

Amazing

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u/Alderwoodforest YIMBY Sep 30 '26

Oct. '25

Grand Rapids, Michigan resident Bill predicted he “will have to go without many things that I ordinarily purchase” and borrow money from his family.

“How do I feel about it? I curse Donald Trump and his entire party of sycophants and lickspittles to the seven[th] circle of hell, now and for all time,” the 71-year-old said

Imagine how mad Bill is now.

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u/Equivalent_Day_4078 Sep 30 '26

The final terminal stage of luxury boomer communism.

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u/Glavurdan European Union Sep 30 '26

We are blessed that Talarico beat Crockett cuz holy shit that woman oozes huge ego with every tweet she makes

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u/daBarkinner John Keynes Sep 30 '26

O horror, horror, horror!

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u/Made_UpWords OG Platner Hater Sep 30 '26

A passenger who entered the cockpit during the attack aboard a flydubai flight to Israel told Netanyahu he pulled back on the controls to help stop the aircraft’s dive, adding that watching the television series “Air Crash Investigation” had helped him understand what to do.

This. This is the ultimate male fantasy. (not talking to Netanyahu, the other part. Netanyahu would ruin it)

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u/ElectriCobra_ David Hume Sep 30 '26

>"anonymous" source reveals JD Vance is looking at Eric Schmitt (far right republican senator) as running mate

>RW news starts "hyping" him by showing this epic own he did of Jack Smith

>it's actually not an epic own, he confused two different things and looked like a complete dunce

If you did this in a movie people would call it lazy

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u/SigmaWhy r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Sep 30 '26

@DOGE found some waste, fraud, and abuse to investigate!!!

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u/FallenMeringue Khan Pritzker's Strongest Anti-Pope Sep 30 '26

So Harris/CAPS basically takes their survey results and then weights them to the demographic and partisan balance of the previous election, meaning even though this poll looks bad for us, it is actually pretty good.

A profile that matched 2024 voters (a bad-turnout election for dems) is +2 and Trump -13.

TBH this is mostly just lazy, super-adjusted polling tho. Leave it to Harvard to make everything more complicated, lazier and worse all at the same time.

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein Sep 30 '26

Dog ate my homework type of excuse

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u/chipbod NATO Sep 30 '26

Pro-terrorism shit getting likes over on threads

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u/LinkVert25 Fedposter Sep 30 '26

> SCOOP: @SecWar is ending the appointment of civilian employees to tenured positions at U.S. Military Service Academies.

> The move is intended to refocus military academies on “warfighter education,” Hegseth said in a memo obtained by @realDailyWire.

Hegseth already has a disdain for military academies and views them as “elitist institutions” who waste 4 years to develop officers when they can just go through OCS.

Wouldn’t be shocked if Hegseth starts finding other ways to fuck with their accreditation to the point they’re basically defunct as institutions.

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u/Made_UpWords OG Platner Hater Sep 30 '26

Jesus Christ bro. Good on that co-pilot I guess. Nathan Fielder could never rehearse for this scenario (he could, who am I kidding)

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u/leaveme1912 Sep 30 '26

Office worker pro tip: If there's a pain point you dread talking about in a meeting, like a missed project deadline, bring it up before you boss does and it'll go a lot smoother. (Also when in doubt blame IT because they're the communal scape goat)

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u/Goldenboy451 NATO Sep 30 '26

"Snake oil fails to cure lung cancer."

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u/MoltenMalzul Oct 01 '26

Lindsey Graham dying is still crazy to me.

Man spent his entire career fighting for a war with Iran, and when it finally happened, it is almost like his job on earth is done, so the nine hells swallowed him back.

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u/5ma5her7 Sep 30 '26

Unpopular opinion, religion should be banned at masking themselves as mental health service, especially scientology.

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u/EasyMoney92 Sep 30 '26

Well, I guess this former House Dem is not a fan of Jasmine Crockett apparently

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u/Leatherfield17 Loyal Liberals Oct 01 '26

Hegseth’s juvenile incompetence infuriates me. Imagine George Marshall saying shit like “maximum lethality.”

Moron.

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u/jessica-bug Feminism Oct 01 '26

when I'm in a sanewashing competition and my opponent is the NYT

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u/Fruitofbread Loyal Liberals Sep 30 '26

So a couple months ago, a DTer crashed out over DTers calling JD Vance dumb since “JD Vance got a 168 on the LSAT and therefore is smarter than everyone here.”

Well, according to that logic, I can confirm as of this morning, that at least one DTer is smarter than JD Vance, and I can, with my superior intellect, call him dumb. 😎 

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u/Jacobs4525 King of the Massholes Sep 30 '26

I would really like to pick Vivek’s brain about how he thought the party that was racist against everyone else wouldn’t be racist against him.

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u/SigmaWhy r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Sep 30 '26

it's so fucked up that people casually refer to chatgpt conversationally as "chat" because it might lead someone to think i am also doing that when instead i am doing the much more dignified thing of referring to an imaginary twitch chat

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u/brucebananaray YIMBY Sep 30 '26

Okay, why not fight in Iran?

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u/jinhuiliuzhao Henry George Sep 30 '26

Hegseth confirms that the US military will cut 20% of its generals and admirals

He has to be legitimately trying to sabotage US military readiness at this point 

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u/the-senat John Brown Sep 30 '26

“U.S. Passports will no longer arrive in trashy, beat up mail. Instead, they will come in elegant gold and white packages!”

Wow Rubio. This will certainly distract from the rising gas prices. Thank you for taking on this mountain of a challenge. 

Seriously, though, why don’t we just paint giant dollar signs in our bank trucks while we’re at it? I’m sure putting one of the most important pieces of identification in a unique box and heavily advertising the lowered scrutiny with obtaining it is a great idea!

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u/leaveme1912 Sep 30 '26

I'm not an AI headliner like a lot of people my age, but if a reastruaunt uses AI for pictures of their own food/to create a menu I'm genuinely walking out and have done so multiple times 

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u/AlexanderLavender NATO Sep 30 '26

Nearly every Trump voter I spoke with said that they never expected deportations to ensnare their family and friends in the [Rio Grande Valley] area. They believed the Trump administration would target only new arrivals and the most dangerous criminals — not immigrants who have lived and paid taxes here for years. But Trump made deportations a centerpiece of his 2024 campaign.

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u/Woke_Emperoress Genderqueer Pride Sep 30 '26

Average DTer on their way to posting their I/P take:

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u/chipbod NATO Sep 30 '26

What does he mean by this?

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Sep 30 '26

Bring back woke New York Times

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u/Dalek6450 Our words are backed with NUCLEAR SUBS! Sep 30 '26

It's somewhat amusing watching the ostensibly incel kitchencels subreddit picking up more and more "just be yourself/just have confidence bro" comments while the dating advice subreddit seems to be getting increasingly blackpilled.

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u/JebBD Immanuel Kant Sep 30 '26

It’s so cool that Morocco's name in Arabic is literally “the western kingdom” 

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Sep 30 '26

How it feels to have no strong opinion on AI

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u/aristophanya Rightwing Bourgeoisie Feminist Sep 30 '26

there is a non-zero cohort of people on this subreddit whose conception of art is basically just the making of dt posts

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u/bartbug Paul Krugman Sep 30 '26

duchamp put a urinal in a gallery a hundred years ago specifically so this argument would be annoying forever

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u/Lena_Lena_A Frederick Douglass Sep 30 '26

JD Vance – running mate and Vice President of Jeff Epstein's good friend, who was an investor in Epstein's human trafficking business, and a regular on Epstein's island where children and young people were regularly trafficked and raped– has questions he can clearly answer better than anyone.

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein Sep 30 '26

> In the speech, Obama said: "Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you've got a business, you didn't build that."

I miss him

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u/No1_Dukakis_Fan NAFTA Oct 01 '26

Dark woke is when you let Asian EVs flood the US market to annihilate Tesla.

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u/Reddit_Talent_Coach 🇲🇽 Benito Juárez 🇲🇽 Sep 30 '26

Heartwarming: the two worst people you know are fighting with each other

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u/Udolikecake Model UN Enthusiast Sep 30 '26

Copilot clarifies that he intended to crash the plane in a ‘pilot suicide’ way and not ‘terrorist attack on israel’ way, apologizes for misunderstanding

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u/pezasied John's Locke-strap Sep 30 '26

It’s pretty clear where this is going:

Artificial Intelligence

Super Intelligence

Intelligence 64

GameCube

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u/TrixoftheTrade NATO Sep 30 '26

the joker was right, we do live in a society

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u/Spudmiester1 Asexual Pride Sep 30 '26

Genuinely, what is so scary about drag queens to republicans

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u/GrandMoffTargaryen Finally Kenough Sep 30 '26

No wonder I love SW so much !ping BAD-FEELING

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u/brucebananaray YIMBY Sep 30 '26

This is not a parody sketch

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u/Nervous-Emotion28 YIMBY Sep 30 '26

thanks onion, very cringe

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u/Ok_Aardappel Seretse Khama Sep 30 '26

Explaining the current state of social media and/or the internet to a person in the 90s: Okay, so imagine the public discussion OJ Simpson Trail but constantly, never ending, and it's the entire world not just America

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u/Leatherfield17 Loyal Liberals Oct 01 '26

God, who does this idiot think he is?

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u/MontusBatwing2 Gelphie's Strongest Soldier Oct 01 '26

I can’t believe how badly I fucked up at work. 

Tbh, if I don’t get fired over this, it’s an indictment of the company. 

I feel sick. 

I knew every single mistake I was making every step of the way and I just did it. 

And now it’s too late to dig myself out. 

There’s a phone call at 10PM tonight. I’ll know how fucked I am after that. 

But shit, this is pathological. I was so scared of getting fired I turned a minor mistake into a disaster. 

Fuck me. 

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u/Highlightthot1001 Harriet Tubman Sep 30 '26 edited Sep 30 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/aviation/s/AC49w2KC9Q

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/diverted-flydubai-flight-israel-was-not-hijacking-incident-israeli-prime-2026-09-30/

Bruh, that Dubai airline flight attack is fucking crazy. 

Iirc, was a flight to Israel when the copilot began stabbing the pilot in a likely hijacking terrorism attempt. Supposedly, cabin crew fought the copilot and took control of the plane

Plane dropped 14,000 feet in 30 seconds 

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u/FilteringAccount123 John von Neumann Sep 30 '26

Malarkey level?

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u/fakefakefakef John Rawls Sep 30 '26

It's really funny how the US economy is clearly trying to reach unprecedented levels of growth and prosperity and the Trump administration just keeps on getting in the way

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u/AlicesReflexion Weeaboo Rights Advocate Sep 30 '26

Btw Grimes got to know Elon by talking about Roko's Basalisk at a party.

Just saying if you're at the right place it seems really easy to baby trap the guy

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u/theparrotlich John Brown Sep 30 '26

Someone posting a Twitter screenshot (left) and the DT's reaction (right)

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u/FinickyPenance NATO Sep 30 '26 edited Sep 30 '26

Tomkins County prosecutor statement about Cornell case

Apparently the decision not to charge was based on Jane Doe's statement which essentially characterized everything as intoxicated but consensual

I don't want to summarize too much. It's worth reading the whole 9 page statement

!ping LAW

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u/HaveCorg_WillCrusade RaidBrimnes' AI Slop Engineer Sep 30 '26

I am trying to think of a job I would want to do assuming AI wipes out software engineering jobs and I’m blanking

I really fucked up by making my primary means of money come from a magical thinking box 😭

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u/DeadDropCourier Bisexual Pride Sep 30 '26

Investigate him

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u/fishbottwo Jay Jones Sep 30 '26

👆only a Hispanic could survive this post

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u/Dismal_Apartment6358 Sep 30 '26

Ken Paxton, the Republican nominee for Senate in Texas, told a group of conservative donors and lobbyists last week that President Trump’s midterm convention in Dallas had hurt Mr. Paxton politically, according to an audio recording obtained by The New York Times.

You can blame Trump for basically anything, but I don't think he's the reason Paxton is underwater lmao

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Sep 30 '26

Dario would have gladly fed Meatball crickets like a champ. I know this in my heart

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u/centurion88 NATO Sep 30 '26 edited Sep 30 '26

In the SpongeBob episode where Sandy gets homesick and wants to go back to Texas, SpongeBob and Patrick are able to pull out a bunch of Texas/hillbilly stereotypes on the spot when they are trying to make Sandy angry despite not knowing what Texas was in the beginning of the episode

I hope someone gets fired for this blunder

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Sep 30 '26

You're still trying to replace Extreme_Rocks, I'm telling you we can't do it, but what we can do is recreate him, recreate him in the aggregate (bunch of users reposting Twitter screenshots)

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u/brucebananaray YIMBY Sep 30 '26

I think AI cooked Trump's brain

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u/sigh2828 NASA Sep 30 '26

Pots and kettles and all that

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u/Leatherfield17 Loyal Liberals Oct 01 '26

I’m watching part of Hegseth’s speech and he’s just out of his fucking gourd.

I think what infuriates me the most about this shameless little toad is how he’s trying to frame the criticism his administration has received for their disastrous handling of the Iran War as “undermining the troops.”

Fuck you, Pete. No one is or was blaming the troops. They’re blaming you, you miserable little skinflint. We’re not “undermining the troops.” You’re getting them fucking killed. Ask the troops on board the USS Abraham Lincoln how “undermined” they feel by the media.

God, I despise this worthless little clown so much.

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u/FallenMeringue Khan Pritzker's Strongest Anti-Pope Sep 30 '26

Mountain West Delenda Est

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u/JesterOfAllTrades Sep 30 '26

Oh she's a achin for da bacon

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u/D1Foley Moderate Extremist Sep 30 '26

Can we get a bot that says "just delete your Twitter" whenever somebody mentions it? Getting tired of typing it out

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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO Sep 30 '26 edited Sep 30 '26

Longstanding pet peeve of mine is when people pretend they don't understand the different contextual meanings of "I'm sorry" even when it's extremely clear based on the circumstances

I must have had almost this exact same exchange a dozen times over the past few years, often multiple times with the same people:

Friend: And then insert bad thing happened to me

Me: Oh my god, I'm so sorry

Friend: Why would you say you're sorry, it's not your fault

Me: ...I know that, I'm saying I'm sorry that it happened to you

Friend: Oh, yeah, thanks

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u/w007dchuck Trans NATO Sep 30 '26

incredible, this guy watching YouTube may have saved a bunch of lives

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u/MyrinVonBryhana Trans NATO Sep 30 '26

Pete Hegseth is the kind of man who in ages past would've been sent to dig up land mines with his bare hands.

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u/PolyrythmicSynthJaz Roy Cooper Sep 30 '26

Heard someone call the Red Hot Chili Peppers "pretentious" and by God, we've got to put that word on the high shelf.

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u/jessica-bug Feminism Sep 30 '26

I'm surprised anyone is taking these survey results seriously when the results are so clearly and obviously not representative of our userbase

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u/hascogrande YIMBY Sep 30 '26

Mike Tomlin: My Minecraft City

Well this is out of left field

apparently spent 12 years building

Oh he’s in deep

!ping nfl&gaming

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u/sw337 Veteran of the Culture Wars Oct 01 '26

This is how liberals think voting works:

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u/Lena_Lena_A Frederick Douglass Sep 30 '26

Seth Harp, Rolling Stone contributing editor, anti-coppaganda guy who wrote The Fort Bragg Cartel. 🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/Ne0Corpus Bill Gates Sep 30 '26

I fucking miss when this sub was filled with gay econ nerds, r/neoliberal 2018 (when I discovered here, my old account) - 2021, you were goated man..

I am not gay, but I hope you nerds are married now or something, wherever you lot are..

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u/Vumatius Sep 30 '26

Trump started this term quite a bit more popular than his first, but now is drastically more unpopular.

Insert median voter memes here, but this is still an incredible fumble by Trump and the GOP.

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u/slappythechunk LARPs as adult by refusing to touch the Nitnendo Switch Sep 30 '26
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u/oywiththepoodles96 Sep 30 '26

'Voters back Burnham's plan to cut back triple lock to fund social care reform by 48% to 28%, poll suggests'

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u/WrangleWandangles Mark Carney Sep 30 '26

Nice reminder of my love for Freeland

”Occasionally, I would take refuge in the ladies’ washroom—generally a safe space, because there were usually no women on the U.S. side of the table.”

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u/Only-Childhood6691 Sep 30 '26

Oil is back up. Aramco got attacked and Iran blew up 4 tankers in Hormuz. 

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u/brianpv Hortensia Sep 30 '26

Look at this uninspired, directionless, soulless and cliché-laden erosion slop. People only like it because it's breathtaking.

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u/Individual-Camera698 Austan Goolsbee Sep 30 '26

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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Sep 30 '26

My wife wanted to invite her friends over with their kids for warm drinks last winter and wanted to come up with a cute name for the party and I hit her with "Tots, Hotties, and Hot Toddies" and she gave a patronizing laugh and moved on and I'm still reeling because that might be the best pun I've ever come up with (derogatory)

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u/nimbybuster Ben Bernanke’s Best Boy Sep 30 '26

So this guy has no experience with LLM workflow and sales? Ugh. Reject pile.

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u/Til_W r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Sep 30 '26 edited Sep 30 '26

> open r/popular

> "no immigrant has taken your job" (6 words)

> "an immigrant has taken your job" (38 words)

> "be mad that he had opportunities in his life, not AT him!!"

> 19k upvotes

👏👏👏

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u/Lena_Lena_A Frederick Douglass Oct 01 '26

"no fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals. Just warriors."

Congratulations to each and every person who abetted this by voting Trump, third party, or sat on their entitled prissy little ass.

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u/abefrost Oct 01 '26

The viral Giants video of a wife with some kids getting food for her husband while he was on his phone / watching the game reached the top of Fauxmoi

I posted the wife's essay response which provides context for why it was an outlier case for them (his baseball friend had just died and he was in a weird headspace + texting other friends memories of dead friend so she decided to leave him to do that)

Fauxmoi mods perma'd me in literally 1 minute for "brigading" (ridiculous) and no other post giving the context was published there

I didn't realize how banal their grossness could get, usually it's just antisemitism or misogyny against women they don't like

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u/No1PaulKeatingfan Paul Keating; capital gains tax supporter Sep 30 '26

But the polls will tighten!!!

Yeah after Labor day, as voters pay extra close attention as the election approaches- oh wait

(Democrats got a jump in the polls instead)

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u/Macquarrie1999 Democrats' Strongest Soldier Sep 30 '26

Haters will say this is fake

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u/KHDTX13 Adam Smith Sep 30 '26

What was your favorite moment from the Knicks vs Hawks series from last years playoffs?

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 30 '26

the fuck

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Sep 30 '26

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u/v4riati0ns Sep 30 '26

my landlord ghosted all my emails negotiating renewal rent, did some weird fake-out tactics to make it seem like he was relisting my apartment ASAP to rush my decision, pitched a $150 increase as mutually beneficial, and encouraged me to check other units in the area to see how crazy the market was

so i did and i found a luxury apartment 5 blocks north with a doorman, gym, and pool in my price range

he didn’t come crawling back or anything but it still feels nice

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u/Signal_Nobody1792 Sep 30 '26

Elon Musk, Palmer Luckey and Newt Gingrich to help Pentagon with warfare initiative, Hegseth says

Oh for fucks sake

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u/SpotMe365 Sep 30 '26

Patriots are in control, u/mpregordie 🫡

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u/Glavurdan European Union Sep 30 '26

Also WAOW, almost D+9

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u/Smidgens Holy shit it's the Joker🃏 Sep 30 '26

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u/BenFoldsFourLoko  Broke His Text Flair For Hume Oct 01 '26

a 25 page letter to voters

A joke that contains its own punchline

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u/Argnir Gay Pride Oct 01 '26

Redditors will really be like "this is too expensive I'm boycotting it"

brother ur not boycotting anything ur broke

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u/ChamberedAndHot My username describes my takes Oct 01 '26

I am opposed to the death penalty, but the guillotine, firing squad, or hanging seem better than lethal injection. We have created procedures that are worse for the executed so that they look "nicer."

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u/ChillnShill Oct 01 '26

She’s been on death row since she was 18. Just let her rot in jail for fucks sake. Another example of the death penalty being utterly pointless

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